And now the faithful tv mini series adaptation of the Odyssey from before this country was completely subverted by people that should be killed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUGgqymvUM
>>221852298Been rewatching this just out of spite. Enjoying it, but goddamn what is up with Penelope masturbating at the beach
>>22185248120 years without sex, while Odyssues is fucking the gods.
OH MY EYE MY EYE
>go tell Penelope that I will be home soon to fuck her brains out in our bed
>>221852615Like she doesn't have hands or maidservants or whatever to choose before cold, intermittent ocean waves?
Damn. Vanessa Williams was hot, mogs all the actresses from the Nolan slop. And all the actors here are better fits than the new one. The visuals aren't the greatest, but it's still a fun and faithful adaptation and not a pretentious slog.
>>221852298>faithfulYou've never actually read the odyssey have you.
This is literally B-movie garbage
>>221853799>Vanessa Williams was hotShe's genuinely one of the sexiest women ever. Fun fact the hustler issue with the nude pictures that lost her the crown are really hard to find now because the same issue featured Traci Lords who had lied about her age to get into porn.
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>>221853883She spread eagled that pussy and killed her career with the jews.
>>221852298Based
>>221852298it's a shame that it veers too much into cringe comedy half the time, and Aeolus and Telemachus are fucking awful. Apart from them, in general there's a lot of over-acting, but I think it's the director's fault in most casesone joke of sorts that was really delightful was Odysseus's wink in Polyphemus's cave; an inspired choice by the filmmakersthe landscapes, interiors, and costuming are usually quite impressive too
>What is it you want from me, what do you want me to understand>THAT WITHOUT GODS, MAN IS NOTHING
>>221852298Nobody complained when a black woman was calypso
>>221855769>nobody complained when a sex goddess was a sex godessMan you people are literally retarded.
>wife of Odysseus in Odyssey series>wife of Merlin in Merlin serieshow does she do it?
>>221856096she plays athena
>>221852298yo this adaptation looks greek as fuck
>>221856264Most of the actors are Italian and Anticlea (Odysseus' mother) is played by Irene Papas.
>look for odyssey movies>find shameless ripoffkinooh boy
>>221855769Nobody ever complains when really hot black women that did Penthouse appear in movies. The problem is when they try to shoehorn mid black women into movies and gaslight the public into thinking they are gorgeous. Ain't nobody ever complain about Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry looking sexy on screen.
>>221856096>wife of Napoleon and Empress of France in the tv mini series.
Kek this was more gory than they gay ass nolan movie.
>>221857630the west hadn't become fully subverted by jews back then.
