>Crashing a plane in midair with no survivors, it seems to me that only one villain could be that audacious. It must be the most colossal criminal to ever step foot in our fair Gotham City.>Holy big guy, Batman, surely you don't mean...>Yes, Robin, my good chum, our foe is none other than that masked mercenary menace they call...Bane.
>>221852834Bane? Begosh and begorrah!
Good thread
>>221852834BANE?
>>221852834I can't wait for AI to progress to the point where we can have a Batman movie where the villains are all from Nolan Batman, but Batman and Robin are from Adam West Batman
>>221854002they should have stopped making batman movies after burton was finished with it
>>221852834reminder that behind the scenes, burt ward and adam west had to have personal assistants to drag their asses to the set, because they'd spend all day in their trailers fucking groupies. apparently they were notorious poon-hounds.
>>221854178Adam West and Frank Gorshin were invited to an orgy but were unsure of the etiquette so they turned up in their Batman and Riddler costumes
>>221854178Apparently they would tell everybody about their sexual adventures regardless of whether or not they wanted to know and often referred to themselves as "sexual vampires". They'd hit on women together as Batman and Robin>Holy massive mammaries Batman, check out the rack on her!>You're right chum, we'd better move fast!There's a famous story where West showed up at a Hollywood orgy with the guy who played the Riddler and they refused to break character and started fucking around and laughing to the point they got kicked out.I guess they fucked like 8 women that night before the host had enough of them.
>>221854593>show up to your orgy with intent to shitpost and fuck sluts>the women love it>seethe so hard you kick them out of a degenerate hollywood orgy
>>221854651Unbelievably based
>>221855508is West the GOAT batman? you know damn-well pattinson and bale never fucked even HALF the women that West did.
>>221855610Hes definitely up there.
>>221852834The plot of TDKR may be too dumb for an Adam West adaptation. It goes beyond goofy silliness into pure retardation.
>>221856517you lack vision
>>221854002i think theres already ai youtube videos of adam west batman with newer villains with they never used
>>221854002>>221856695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym0cqj6vrHc
>>221854002two more years...
You're a fine chum.
can we get i'm CIA in 1960 batman style? maybe steve mcqueen could play CIA
>>221854002Adam West Batman had better villains than Nolanit's just full spectrum dominance over all other versions of BatmanBatman '89 is very good, but otherwise everybody should just watch Adam West Batman all the timeit's hard to overstate how good it is
Imagine Adam West versions of Hush, Ra's Al Ghul, and Killer Croc.
>>221858715Professsor Pyg?
>>221858715>The crafty crocodilian of crime....
>>221856517They expect a plothole in the wreckage, brother.
>>221852834really? this meme is still going in 2026? time for me to go back
>>221853936>But Batman, I don't understand... A big guy for you? That doesn't make any sense>An astute observation my dear Robin, to the untrained ear it seems that the foul villain Bane is simply just a big guy for you. But if you train your ear and mind to a different cadence, you'll find the true insidious message Bane left behind. It would be extremely painful for us to take his mask off. Such is the force we are dealing with. We must thread lightly for here on out.
>>221860437>HOLY BASHING-BANSHEE, BATMAN! THIS BANE IS A BURLY BRUISER!
>>221860460AHAHAHAHA, WAS IT MY INTENTION TO GET CAUGHT? OF COURSH! NOW FOR MY NEXT DEVILISH SCHEME. CRASHING THIS PLANE! WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!>Will Gotham's Dark Knight rise to the occasion to prevent disaster? Or will the darkness engulf the city? Find out next week! Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!
AI is gay. You could just do it for real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM-JQzUkWww
>>221854222Way I heard it they were just wandering Hollywood and stumbled upon the orgy and immediately went into character for shits and giggles until they were thrown out.
Holy flightplan, Batman!
> Can we sleep together tonight batman? I mean golly gee your mansion is sure huge but I'm a big guy for you too.
>>221854651Hmmm…
Call ME an 'Unc' will ya...How bout' some a' THIS!*ZOK!*Call the television and films I LIKE 'Unc slop' huh? Well have one a' THESE!*BOF!*