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STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
>>221845567
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shit show
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He comes....
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>>221854079
>Renly offered me a peach. At our parley. Mocked me, defied me, threatened me, and offered me a peach. I thought he was drawing a blade and went for mine own. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how sweet the peach was, did his words have some hidden meaning?" The king gave a shake of his head, like a dog shaking a rabbit to snap its neck. "Only Renly could vex me so with a piece of fruit. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, Davos. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my brother's peach.
powerful
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>>221854123
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>>221854123
>use dark magic to kill your brother just because of a peach
And people here pretend he is the good guy.
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INCESTUOUS ALIENS
TYRANTS AND BLOOD MAGICKERS
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>>221854187
>>221854152
>>221854123
This literal faggot ruined everything. A unified Baratheons with the Starks and Tullys would have steamrolled everyone.
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>>221854240
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
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>>221854240
> TYRANTS AND BLOOD MAGICK-ACK!!!!
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Lol Starks win
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Bit drunk on a Friday, but Gods I hate how much I love the ASOIAF world
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>>221854401
Same. This season has really sucked me back in. Think I'm going to reread everything.
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>>221854240
Bobby was one himself.
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poppa bear?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9bRT-ezZA

SEVEN! I CALL TO YOU! HEAR MY PRAYERS!

ANOINT MY STEEL AND GRANT ME STRENGTH!

GRANT ME STRENGTH TO VANQUISH AND RID THIS GREAT CITY OF YOURS THAT SO DEDICATES ITSELF TO YOUR ETERNAL SERVITUDE OF THE DEMONS AND THOSE WHO WORSHIP THEM THAT SEEK TO POISON YOUR FLOCK AND TURN THEM AGAINST YOU!

THIS DAY WE WILL REMIND THEM! THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT! THE FAITHFUL SHALL EARN THEIR REWARD! THE DEMONS SHALL PAY! THE DEMON WORSHIPERS SHALL REMEMBER IT IS THE RIGHTEOUS WHO PREVAIL!

>*anime rock starts blasting*

>*trannygons start dying*
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>>221854506
Does this nigga realize that all Daeron has to say in "dracarys" and it's over for him
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>>221854240
cope bobby, he fucked lyanna and you don't
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This series could never work in live action because the random side characters are what make it so charming. Could never have that many storylines in a show.
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>>221854584
Tessarion was ready to roast his ass the moment he mentioned the Targs, she turns her head to him and and shows her teeth.
Ormund just doesn't care, he's a madman crazy enough to fool Daemon with a false oath.
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would you a white walker gf?
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>>221854079
>Sunfyre the gray with a little bit of dirty gold flakes here and there.
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>>221854634
>fucked a skinny 15 year old who looked like a boy
rhaegar was a gay pedo, there's a reason she was engaged to Robert and not already married. Even Ned says she was a child
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>>221854782
>she was 15 year old, 364 days old!
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>The Targaryens are renowned for their beauty.[8][9]
Aegon, Rhaenyra, Viserys, Helaena are considered ugly and fat
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>>221854118
No, no, no!
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>>221854678
give AI another 5-10 years and fans will be able to make their own adaptations that are loyal to source material and better than hollywood slop
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>>221854123
So...was there a hidden meaning about his brother offering him his juicy little peach or what?
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>>221854078
In the name of the Father, I charge you to rape justly.
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>>221854266
he's the rhaenyra of his day, a bitchy little queen that thinks it's her turn and dies lmao
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>>221854819
yeah and india is a superpower, 2 more weeks.
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>>221854819
nigga it can already be done, it's just no one wants to try and put effort into making without assurance that IP owners won't persecute them and that, of course, they can monetize whatever they concoct.
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>>221854586
>TAOOB-ACK
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>>221854871
>nigga it can already be done
AIjeets are delusional
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In the name of the Mother, I charge you to rape the innocent
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>>221854913
kwab
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>>221854819
>their own adaptations
>loyal to source material
Oxymoron. A non George adaption without wish fulfillment is impossible, no one is stoic and objective enough
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LORD ASHFORD FUCKS HIS SHEEP
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In the name of the Maid, I charge you to rape all women
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In the name of the Smith, I charge you to rape all commoners
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>>221854947
>>221854965
Stop raping
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the guy who posted this is based as fuck
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In the name of the Crone, I charge you to rape all scholars
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>>221854918
seethe and dilate, Anti AI tranny
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>>221854819
>give AI another 5-10 years and fans will be able
>fans
man AI niggas are so dumb. this will not be a thing, there is no democratisation of art or ideas, if every normy will be able to make their own adaptations of shows or books or whatever then there is little point in making art any more. what will happen is that only AI adaptations made by large movie studios will be pushed because they have the money to get it out there, the average person wont have money for marketing or any of that shit, you think posting your own AI slop on reddit or 4chan will get the same traction as slop pushed out by studios on billboards, tv spots, ads on the side of busses and buildings, ads on normies social media feeds?
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Why did anyone remain loyal to Stannis after Blackwater?
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In the name of the Stranger, I charge you to rape until your dying breath
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>>221855016
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The Targs build a city
>Reeks of shit
>Entire districts are utterly impoverished and forced to resort to eating rats and cannibalism, even during times of peace, with little hope of advancement
>City watch are legendarily corrupt and regularly commit mass acts of brutality
>Absolutely no sense of planning or organization
The Hightowers build a city
>City smells "as flowery as a perfumed dowager"
>Its people are prosperous and even the retarded ones like Pate the Pig Boy are allowed to study at the Citadel
>City Watch are well-trained and well-disciplined, if not to the extent of the Lannisport one
>A center of education, faith, culture, and commerce, its entirely built of cobblestone and well-designed, if a bit criss-crossy and labyrinthian for newcomers
Who do you trust more to rule the realm?
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>>221855016
Because the Lannisters were merciful and didn't pursue him and crush him and his remaining meagre forces immediately after Blackwater. This made lofty ideas of loyalty and nobility cheap for irrelevant houses adhere to.
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>>221855004
i can just about smell it. a faint odor of curry and shit wafting around this post. odd.
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>>221855011
Didn't read. If you think ai is just going to stop advancing you are full on retarded. You are like the people saying computers wouldn't take off.
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>>221855093
this. 2 more weeks and my iphone will make sexy white women in marvel cosplay speaking perfect indian as my girlfriend and india will become 1st world country and they will criminalize AI hate.
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>>221855137
I'm from Rhode Island nigga. I don't give a fuck about India. You arent smart or cute.
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>>221855093
when did i ever say AI was not advancing you dumb jeet, i use AI every day in the office, and you obviously read enough to care to reply. its the the AI art losers who are delusional in thinking their own AI slop matters more than the ones large studios will pump out, i literally cringe at the shit crusted fingers of the losers here to post their AI edits and hardly anyone replies or acknowledges them if at all and i think to myself these faggots acrually sat there trying to put that shit together to get some (you)s on 4chan
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I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
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>>221855181
I'm Irish
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>>221855181
unfathomably based
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>>221855055
>targs build a city
>destroyed 300 years later by own descendant

>hightowers build city
>lasts from the beginning of time until the end of days, and then beyond that, until the second end of days, and then beyond that
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>>221854079
>Stannischads still exist in 2026
R'hllor hungers, brother
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What is dead may never die!
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>>221853583
>thrown
what a fucking retard lmao
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>>221855091
probably coming from the gash wound you afflicted between your legs because your father diddling you as a child, have that checked out
your intestines will never be a real vagina
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>>221855470
I'm drunk. It's Friday.
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>>221855486
>because your father diddling
SAAR!
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>>221855342
you've been trying to get a (You) for 5+ threads fine i'll give you one (1)
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>>221855536
>insta reply with some nigger fag pic saved
you need jesus, tranny
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>>221855536
Indians don't hang out in this general anon.
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Rhaep
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>>221855586
stop seething, or you'll let your ESL slip again, AIjeet
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>>221855605
are you sure about that
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Why do incels/trannies start chimping out at the mere mention of AI?
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>>221855605
>>221855586
Generaljeets require gatekeeping
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>>221855660
Yes. AI isnt just an Indian thing. Its pretty much everywhere now. Theres no escaping the future.
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>>221854079
BOARS
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>after 3-4 weeks of being ignored and abused the slop spammer came back with vengeance
is this the beginning of his villain arc?
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>>221855605
someone literally said they were indian in one of these threads recently, theyre here stinking up the thread every thread
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>>221855674
you're absolutely delusional and derranged, seek help lmao
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>>221855682
>Its pretty much everywhere now
everywhere in the 3rdworldosphere*
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>>221855181
it's not about me putting my work out there, its about me finally having the tools to make what i want without anything like time getting in the way. its so fucking unfair people can just make shit and now its my turn
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>>221855712
I work for Target at corporate and we are pretty much forced to use AI now by the higher ups. Every other company does the same. Are you unemployed?
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egg tops dunk
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>>221855703
>derranged
let me roll this one for you (pretend your birth month is july)
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m-more wine m'lord?
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>>221855743
calm down Vahul, this is 4chan not indian facebook for walmart recruitment
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>>221855754
Stop shitting up the thread, tranny.
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>>221855779
My name is Connor. Seethe tranny.
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>>221855692
He's chimping out because actual humans are complaining about the smell of curry permeating every threads.
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The only people who seethe at AI are deviant art troons and graphic design failures who are now out of work.
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>>221855818
i think its the fag who also spams his emma dacy folder to piss people off. i have noticed that one is extra aggressive and also starts arguing people about AI slop when pushed.
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>>221855743
nta but who the fuck is talking about AI practicals itt, theres a difference between AI tools used at work which i myself use and the AI used to make art and edits of media, which is brown and third world coded asf. only brown people use AI tools to make art so they can fit in while posting on 4chan or online its literally thier MO now
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>He's chimping out because actual humans are complaining about the smell of curry permeating every threads.
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A Song of Ice and Fire?
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>AIjeet is a sharteen
kek, gonna remember this
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>>221855605
Dornish erasure
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>>221855871
Are you good?
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uh oh melty
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Wait is it a literal tranny? wtf is a sharteen? sounds like tranny lingo
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>>221856025
Lurk moar newfag
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Yep. Tranny.
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if youre here on a friday night, that means youre not out raping
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>>221856133
Most of us are in our 30s married with families. We don't go out like we are in our 20s anymore
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>>221856133
i'm off to my 10km run, don't count me out maybe i will get raped
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>>221856133
I'm working the graveyard shift at the morgue. The world is my oyster.
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>>221856133
its saturday afternoon
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>>221856416
No where in the first world is it the afternoon right now
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>>221856133
Stop raping, sers
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>tfw Ormund runs out of scented items for his poor people smell keeper awayer
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>people anticipating twow even though they haven’t read any of the other books

good luck
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>>221856760
Who?
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>>221856814
me. I know lady stone heart so I’m good
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Is Varys a Blackfyre, a Brightflame, or some random bum who simply wants Aegon on the throne?
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>>221856704
>runs out
he infuses all those items with the sweat of daerons butt crack, hes good
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>>221856238
I wish we had more comfy kino scenes of Aemond and Ser Cole discussing strategy.
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>>221854152
So miscast, show Renly was such an embarrassment.
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>>221856864
Illiryo married a blackfyre female and Varys is helping his friend
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Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:
>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion
>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned
>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned
>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned
>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned
>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion
>(300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned)?
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Past a certain age a man who still thinks Winds is coming can be a bad thing
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>>221857027
Don't worry this one is the last cuckfyre and he is larping as a targ
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>>221857141
Grrm will get it done. I don't doubt the GOAT.
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here's your queen, bro
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>>221856173
>Most of us are in our 30s married with families
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>>221857173
she's just itchy
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>>221857173
Why are British woman so rectangular and curveless?
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>>221856133
With Dunk on the loose? No thanks.
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>>221857273
Ygritte grew curvy after having a baby or two
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>>221857213
t. Black
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>>221857171
>>221857141
People who say he's just a lazy fuck who stalled out so that he could spend time procrastubating on other shit, like Elden Ring, are objectively wrong. The fact is that he has probably written the book 4 distinct times, but he's just so high on his own farts from HBO fame, that he feels like his own writing is substandard, and his decisions are not good enough, and each version of the rough draft is entirely unique in every single way. And when he finally dies as childless loser, his drafts are going to belong to his publisher, and they're just going to cut and paste the most crowd pleasing goyslop sections of every draft together, with very shit internal logic and narrative consistency. It's literally just going to be GOT season 8 all over again, but this time, is the final inescapable canon
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they should train the actors to be pro wrestlers then put on a Greens vs Blacks wrestling PPV
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>>221857611
KYUT
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>>221857611
This is just an Aussie’s natural state
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>>221857614
Go back nigger.
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>>221855751
Hnnng
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>>221857628
And what a state it is
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>>221857648
no
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>>221855055
>The Targs build a city
>Absolutely no sense of planning or organization

Which is just Gurm once again being a dumbass who doesn't know history.

Disregarding the fact that there would have already been a city at Kingslanding, Aegon had access to maesters as well as knowledge of Valyria and thus his Kingslanding ought to have been a planned city.
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>>221857690
Tranny.
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>>221857719
now that you mention it, HotD alumni Abigail Thorn was on this one tranny wrestling show like 2 weeks ago
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>>221857781
Holy cringe.
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>>221857648
>>221857719
Nta but what are you even saying? Pro wrestling is pure white chud entertainment.
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>>221857851
No, it's slop for normalfags
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>>221855011
You’re low IQ. Congratulations.
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>>221857875
Using generic 4chan buzzword lingo is just as bad. You are no better than wwf nerds.
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>>221857686
oh my i want to motorboat those milkers
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>>221857173
>*Kingsguard announces the coming of:*
>The Dowager Queen, Alicent Hightower!
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>>221857949
Cope
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>>221858133
With what? Lets see if you can communicate and form your own thoughts other than one word meme phrases.
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>>221858164
Cope with the fact that you cannot edge
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>>221858182
I don't even know what you're talking about you pathetic 70 IQ imbecile. I can only imagine what its like living with a rotten brain.
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>>221858247
But enough about you.
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>>221858164
Seethe
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>>221857141
Winds will get split and we’ll get the first half for sure, and the second half if we’re lucky. We’re never getting Dream though.
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Just part your cheeks after a meal of beans and you'll get Winds
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>>221858299
>>221858316
Aww little mongoloid upset he cant rub his two brainless together to form a single coherent thought?
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>>221858471
Fine speech.
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>>221854123
He was gay, Renly?
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>>221858471
Dilate
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What difference does it make if Jaehaera lives or not? Aegon III’s branch of the family is a dead end anyway.
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>>221858625
Yeah honestly they should kill off both Aegon II and jaehaera, they just die off anyway
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>>221858711
Aegon III I mean
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>>221858080
>>221857173
what's the context here?
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>>221857967
she should stick to this hairstyle. exposing her forehead makes her look like monke
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>>221858739
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i knew sunfyre was FUCKING DEAD
i told you guys
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>>221855062
The Lannisters had no ships to attack dragonstone. Stannis controlled the royal fleet and the rest of it was in the Blackwater.

In the books they have to wait for the Redwyne fleet to go around Westeros and transport the Lannister/reach army to reach Dragonstone for a siege.
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>>221854079
if we took the money and the resources they have and hired pornstars for the roles, riley reid etc and had the script written by a porn film scriptwriter and filmed by such a director and the rest and they had the same support for graphics and all the technical stuff, we would have an infinitely incomparably better house of the dragon plot-wise and script-wise even if they included actual fucking scenes.
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>>221858921
House of the Dragoncock
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>>221858899
He’s not fucking dead and he WILL rise
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we're all in here >>>/gif/30916564
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>>221858899
At the turn of the tide he will come back to us
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>>221858963
>Dragoncock
i think aegon has that epithet attached already but got his immolated
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>>221858974
>>221859006
you must accept the truth before you.
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>>221858899
>no sunfyre is not dead!
>no aegon is not humiliated!
>yes he will rise again very soon! just two more toilet cleaning sessions!
aegonfags are in complete denial, dont mind them
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i dislike how aegon went from cripple in debilitating pain to just sort of healthy again but crispy looking.
if you wanted aegon to walk around maybe dont show him getting melted.
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>>221859146
what was the intention with his dick bursting like a sausage line?
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>>221859146
Yeah its a problem that it does not seem to have been that long between Rooks rest and them fleeing Kings Landing
Like a couple of weeks at most?
Its not been a year or more thats for sure
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>>221859146
the timeframe doesnt make any sense either. he had severe burns and a broken leg, he would need at least 7-8 months to recover to the point he is now. but then who impregnated helaena? and if rooks rest only happened a few weeks ago then how come aegon's burns basically healed by now and his leg is good enough for him to walk around? it makes no sense.
>inb4 there are dragons and magic in the show so who cares
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>>221858750
No but she is cute with either
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>>221859205
misandry, they cannot have a woman burnt via dragonfire and her fat breasts exploding and melting and her pussy becoming SEALED
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>>221859205
humiliation ritual i guess
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>>221859205
To prove he doesn't have a B I G C O C K
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>>221859284
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>>221859213
>>221859219
y'all niggas doubt my skills?
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whitch line was more iconic?
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>>221859349
Bad pussy because everyone likes sand snek
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>>221859205
could they have a scene with a woman dying from her breasts bursting due to dragonfire and another with a survivor with her pussy sealed and the maesters having to cut it open?
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>>221856133
ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN COCK I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
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Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn.
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>>221859475
>forgot webm
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>>221859501
>>221859494
she would probably be really critical and hard to please
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>Jeyne Arryn will never say ara ara to you while you cuddle with her
Just throw me through the Moon Door
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>>221859519
nursing handjobs?
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>>221859475
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Ormund is hot. If I were Daeron I’d want to be raped by him. Aggressively.
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>>221857479
need proof of this
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>>221859704
Oh god same
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POPPA BEAR!
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>>221859734
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>>221859795
where did this meme come from?
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>>221859886
jeor is icsh
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The Dornishman's wife was as fair as the sun,
and her kisses were warmer than spring.
But the Dornishman's blade was made of black steel,
and its kiss was a terrible thing.

The Dornishman's wife would sing as she bathed,
in a voice that was sweet as a peach,
But the Dornishman's blade had a song of its own,
and a bite sharp and cold as a leech.

As he lay on the ground with the darkness around,
and the taste of his blood on his tongue,
His brothers knelt by him and prayed him a prayer,
and he smiled and he laughed and he sung,

"Brothers, oh brothers, my days here are done,
the Dornishman's taken my life,
But what does it matter, for all men must die,
and I've tasted the Dornishman's wife!
Ah yes, I've tasted hhe Dornishman's wife!"
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i've watched all of GoT recently (previously watched up to s5, never finished it). Bronn and Davos were fucking based but I'm surprised they weren't very popular characters. Why is that?
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>>221859340
Maester Molasses playing 0d chess and still winning
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>>221859832
Lovely frekles
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>>221857686
>1sec per cut, 1 word per line of timecode
i hate zoomer media so much it's unreal
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>>221859494
>>221859501
>>221859554
welp my fat pink mast is throbbing like a giant's lance now
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>>221860019
Bronn is heavily buffed up in the show, in the books he is just a sellsword. Davos he is liked widely, idk where you got the notion he didn't
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>>221855909
>dornish
Spaniards that spend 12 hours a day under the scorching sun.
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>>221860242
>idk where you got the notion he didn't
People suck off to Stannis a lot more than davos
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>>221859832
imprison her and kit now
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>>221859832
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bear poppa ...
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>>221858849
repulsive averageness
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>>221860333
That's because of memes, although if the fatty finished Winds and Stannis got to burn Shireen and lose to 20 good men in the books his cultists would die with him.
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>>221859704
Same.
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>>221861149
having daeron kill ormund brutally in a butchery-like manner right here and then take over the entire army and military operation and the town would be the best. What we got was, oh i have to kill some guy its so hard and other bullshit.
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>>221859704
daeron is the one who does the raping, and uses tessarion to threaten ormnud into stripping so daeron can violently top him
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>>221854079
next episode is 24 hours away
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>>221854804
YOU SICK FUCK
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>>221861238
ormund is so lucky
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>>221859205
Because he is going to do some heroic things, even if he isn't the main hero, and the penis is threating to the female writers.
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>>221861238
i desperately need to see this
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>>221861149
imagine being a medieval lord and having this boy as your personal squire and never marrying...
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>>221861436
Ormund is married to his second wife (who sleeps with her step-son kek).
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>>221861233
He would never, he is a good boy and Father smiles upon him.
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they're incestous aliens, anon
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>>221860986
>20 good men
why did this become a meme? because of the actor's delivery of the line?
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>>221857691
>Which is just Gurm once again being a dumbass who doesn't know history
There's a difference between the late 18th century and fully planned new city of Washington D.C. and a medieval fishing village + later fort that organically grows around the natural topography of the region
>would have already been a city at Kingslanding
retard
>Aegon had access to maesters as well as knowledge of Valyria and thus his Kingslanding ought to have been a planned city.
Considering every lord in westeros had access to maesters for millenia, how come their cities weren't fashioned in 18th century western planned city styles. How come they didn't have large cannon artillery and gunpowder infantry? this is how you sound you retard
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>>221861471
its stupid, stanis is the experienced battle commander and the brat is a retard and we are led to assume that somehow he can outsmart him as if he does know the bare basics of war and they also burn the supplies as if they had several flamethrowers of wildfire and stealth suits of invisibility, utter bullcrap. As if a basic raid is some genius original act.
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>>221861522
It was explained in the show. Stannis doesn't know the North very well compared to the Boltons who are experts in winter warfare. Plus there was like a storm going on.
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>>221861462
and after that he takes the army to kill all the pirates that ravage the coastline, makes a deal with R to make him master of war and genocide the triarchy cities and ultimately all of Essos. All his life will be war and death and genocide 24/7.
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>>221861551
>. Stannis doesn't know the North very well
that is an excuse for brainless retards, this means nothing that would allow this raid to occur with success. A generic whateverness as an excuse for something to finish up a storyline.
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>>221861575
>genocide the triarchy cities and ultimately all of Essos
That would be unfathomably based.
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>>221861689
that would make the series have meaning and be awesome but we will not get this.
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>>221854401
I drank the Arbor Gold.
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>>221854913
Aemond kind of forgot about Paxter Strong.
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>>221861551
This would make sense if the North was a small country, but the North is the size of a continent. Ramsay doesn't know it well either.
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>>221854819
Hmm.....
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>>221854079
is there a westeros heroes of might and magic 2,3 mod out yet?
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>When you stub your toe
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>>221862270
Does anyone have the sped up webm
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>>221861924

Already discussed. See >>221678119
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>>221862667
I am not eating AI THOUGH
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>>221862771
>mfw I pray to the father and only R'hllor shows me a sign
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>>221862771
>mfw I read a new gurm blogpost and he starts talking about new wild cards releases
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The levels of fanfic in HotD are reaching pretty insane levels of cringe. Is it because the writers want to have sex with Emma D'Arcy or with Rhaenyra?
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>>221861924
book accurate rhaenyra tits
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>>221855564
Thank (You)
I also got a you a couple of threads ago.
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dead thread, R'hllor revive it
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>>221863816
Gurm killed it
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current season lacks maces
its the most important thing
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>>221863917
>Fire and Blood volume 2 is not finished
>Dunk and Egg Novellas are not finished
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so im finished with reading lotr and syrmalilion, should i read the rest of the side books or is asoiaf cool? also is it finally finished?
ive been out of the loop with the bad santa
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>>221864018
>also is it finally finished?
Lol >>221863917
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>>221864018
>is asoiaf cool?
Its fine but it being incomplete makes it HARD to recommend.
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>>221863917
>Asha's arc
Does anyone care about this?
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>bad santa
Number one sign of an NPC, bot or shill
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>>221862771
He's literally me
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>>221864092
No but I think the idea of a tomboy ship captain is cute
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>>221864052
A show about the conquest would be all spectacle and no actual substance. A better show would be the conflict between Maegor and the children of Aenys.
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>>221864182
We are getting a movie about it apparently
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Now that I'm thinking about it, we don't actually get to see the stereotypical vale knight too often, the vale is always ruled by a woman or a child, we never actually see a cool Arryn in full plate
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>>221858849
mogs rhaenyra hard
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rhaenyra is hotter than that hightower bitch build like a fridge
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Lady Jeyne mogs
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Sansa x fAegon soon
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>>221864329

No wonder they changed her hair for season 3.
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>>221864348
she fucks dogs
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>>221864362
All best girls do
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>>221864362
I bark whenever she's on. Am I a dog?
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>221864397
You're a beggar with a tin cup
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>>221864423
I'm starting to see why Daeron II and Maekar both married Dornish girls.
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>>221864431
I don't ride dragons but I am a deft tongue. Will I be given some crumbs?
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>>221864018
>syrmalilion
You haven't read it.
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>>221864453

you think maekar was weird about sex like stannis is and constantly had to be prodded by dyanna into breeding her?
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>>221864423
>Dornish
You mean Common?
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>>221864491
Considering he has 4 brats, nah, he probably fucks normal
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>>221864491
Canonically, yes.
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>>221864453
Do you think he seethes that his retarded older relatives got all the dragons killed.
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>>221864525
All Targaryen do (they blame Rahenyra btw, their own ancestor)
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>>221864525
It's the only reason I can see why Rhaenyra was never rehabilitated as a queen by her own descendants.
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Aegon III had 4 dragons in his time, andet them all die. Even got mad and told his brother to take his eggs out of the Red Keep. If anything, he's to blame (understandably so)
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>>221864540
>>221864550
>Aegon the Elder usurps the throne and causes the Dance
>because of him most of the dragons die
>Rhaenyra defeats him
>Aegon the Usurper's line is rendered EXTINCT
>Rhaenyra's sons reign after her
>Rhaenyra's armies hold the field
Why the fuck would Targaryens blame Rhaenyra?
Aegon was the cause and Rhaenyra won.
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>Rhaenyra won
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When will the show end? At Aegon III's coronation?
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>>221864423
>best warriors
>best women
>killed a dragon and a targ queen
>undefeated
>comfiest kingdom

Dorne really is overpowered but i love it
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>>221864584
>Why the fuck would Targaryens blame Rhaenyra?
Because they consider her claim incorrect, and her the usurper
They don't think Aegon usurped anything, the throne was his according to Rahenyra's own descendants, male inheritance remained the norm, and she's not in the list of monarchs of the realm while Aegon is

So, since Rahenyra is considered the usurper in this situation, she is to blame for the dragons.
This is LITERALLY in mainline ASOIAF, this is how canonically the realm sees the dance
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Aegon IV trying to smash baby Aemon's head with a dragon egg might be my favorite piece of lore
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>>221864584
She is probably blamed for not letting Aegon be king and just following precedent.
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>If they search the seven hells, mayhaps
Kino.
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>>221864642
Stannis only thinks like that because he's a Baratheon and biased
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If you think about it Rhaenys caused the dragons to die
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>>221864615
>>best women
All Dornish women are sluts who cuck their husbands
>>comfiest kingdom
Third uncomfiest after Iron Islands and Norf
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>>221864675
None of this would have happened if Maegor had a proper heir
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>>221864674
>Stannis only thinks like that because he's a Baratheon and biased
He's quite literally Rahenyra's descendant, since the targ married into the baratheons later on
Rahenyra is literally his ancestor
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>0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds since blacks last seethed about their cause being a false one
History is written by the victor.

Rhaenyra was a usurper who died a traitor's death.
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>>221864679
No, Arianne will never fuck after Arys dies
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>>221864584
Because the Great Council that their beloved King Jahearys held said boys inherit before girls and countless generations of history on Dragonstone before the conquest boys inherited before girls and after the dance, boys continued to inherit before girls. To everyone except for the little bias group of Rhaenyra worshippers and political opportunists, Aegon was the rightful heir. Vissy simple did not have the right to change the succesion. You could say force or power gave him the right, but by the same metric anyone would have an equal right to usurp the throne (as long as they had the power to do so) so it's a moot point.
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>>221864679
>All Dornish women are sluts who cuck their husbands
Dayne cuties would never
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>>221864692
Still a Baratheon and raised as one, he's biased and was taught a Green version of history
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can random niggas from lys ride a dragon?
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>>221864705
Jaehaerys really did not put anything into law or hold tradition. If he did, he would've made Laenor king.
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>>221864705
>Vissy simple did not have the right to change the succesion.
The supreme ruler of the kingdom had no right to decide who should succeed him?
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>>221864679
found the incel lmao
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Why not call a another Great Council to decide the succession? Why did this not become a precedent
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No one tried just cutting off Greyscale?
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Elia Martell if she was still alive
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>>221864736
Yeah, it's called the Feudal Contract. Westeros has not achieved absolutism.
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>>221864736
Its like that here as well. Having the succession be automatic is way more stable then allowing the monarch or parliament to change it for whatever reason.
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>>221864722
Everyone is given a green version of history because that's how the targs themselves
If you go to the last page of fire and blood the list of monarchs is
>Viserys
>Aegon 2
>Aegon 3

Rahenyra is not there, she's canonically not in the history books if not as an usurper
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>>221864736
Correct, learn the difference between an absolute monarchy and a feudal monarchy
>>221864755
Viserys was retarded
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>>221864731
>Jaehaerys really did not put anything into law
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Widow%27s_Law
>in 52 AC King Jaehaerys implemented the Widow's Law, reaffirming the right of the eldest son (or daughter, where there was no son) to inherit
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>>221864736
>supreme ruler
>chosen by a council
lol
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>>221864755
Viserys knew Rhaenyra would lose pathetically. Also ALL the lords would come to the capital and see the Strong boys.
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If feudal monarchic traditions were followed, Rhaenys or her son would have been heir. It proves that Jae himself broke law and that council was a one time thing.
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>>221864801
By his law Rhaenys gets the throne lmao. Jaehaerys broke his own law lol.
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>>221864766
I will now enter service as a hedge knight for house martell
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>>221864817
>It proves that Jae himself broke law
Wrong, calling a council of great vassals to change things is PRECISELY the proper way to enact changes and set precedents in feudal systems
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>>221864815
So what? It would have perma solved the issue.
>>221864801
Did they confuse male preference primogeniture with absolute primogeniture?
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>>221864817
>>221864831
>the greatest Targaryen king was a law-breaking cuck
Was House Targaryen always doomed to collapse?

Why were they unable to implement the institutions that kept other dynasties in power for thousands of years?
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>>221864858
>the greatest Targaryen king
That would be Aegon IV
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>>221864849
And that is not a rule then, just an elective choice of heirs. If that's the case, a Great Council would be called every succession.
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>>221864858
>the greatest Targaryen king
That would be Maegor I
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>>221864817
>that council was a one time thing.
"The Great Council of 101 AC thereby established an iron precedent on matters succession: regardless of seniority, the Iron Throne of Westeros could not pass to a woman, nor through a woman to her male descendants." - Fire & Blood.

Read the book before posting next time
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>>221864858
That would be Baelor the Blessed.
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>>221860019
>>221860242
Bronn's like 19 & much more of a redneck dirty flea-bottom killer who is excels at killing & surviving, he's not someone you would want to like let alone be around. Tyrion selects him for these qualities. He's tasked with finding other killers as Tyrion raises his personal guard as an up & coming Hand, and Bronn's method for selection is based off how good they can kill basically, Tyrion kind of unleashes gangs of wild mountain savages & inner city thieves/rapers/murderers (in their primes & peaks) who if they don't die can hope to "settle down" into a Night's Watch retirement. Bronn is popular insomuch that he scares people who hate and/or want Tyrion dead.

Davos is very popular, especially when, as Stannis' Hand, he gets to LARP as his former smuggler lifestyle
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>>221864898
Not a law lmao. Read about Jaehaerys' own implemented laws and traditions before posting >>221864801
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Viserys was following Jaehaerys’ precedent because he arbitrarily declared Baelon his heir. The great council affirmed that Baelon’s heir would become the new heir. But this doesn’t affirm a precedent of male only succession, that is itself against Andal Law and Rhaenys would be heir if that was followed, rather that Baelon’s heir would be the new heir. Viserys then selects Rhaenyra as his heir just as Jaehaerys did with Baelon.
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>>221864873
I seriously don't see whats so hard to understand for you niggers
A council of vassals set the precedent for all the realm
>a Great Council would be called every succession
No, because if its not called then it is understood the current precedent will be followed, that would be Jahaheris male inheritance

I swear its not hard, what do you gorilla monkey subhumans struggle with?
Vassals agree with the king on a precedent based system, then that precedent is followed unless the king and vassals reach a different agreement
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>>221864939
Rhaenyrafags are absolutist cucks who don't know how feudal monarchy works.
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>>221860242
Bronn in the books is an absolute mance
He fucks his way into a family, kills family members to get closer to inheriting the lordship, calls his son Tyrion which makes Cersei seethe so much she asks someone to go kill him, the Bronn kills the guy sent to kill him
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The law of succession is rather simple, something Jaehaerys in his senile years himself forgot:

>Oldest male heir inherits
>If dead, removed of all house name and inheritances, the second oldest male and so on
>If male heirs are absent the oldest FEMALE heir succeeds, or in her absence the second-oldest female heir and so on
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>>221864898
>In the eyes of many, the Great Council of 101 AC thereby established an iron precedent on matters of succession: regardless of seniority, the Iron Throne of Westeros could not pass to a woman, nor through a woman to her male descendants.
Nice calculated snip retard
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i dont think there ever was a good targaryen king, they all kinda sucked
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>>221864920
>A wiki link vs a quote from the source material
Retard. Targshits never once accepted as being beholden to Andal succession laws. Great Council 101 stands as plainly stated in the book.
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>>221865011
Maegor was based
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>>221865012
Where do you think the text in the link comes from dumbfuck
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>>221865030
why
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NEW THREAD >>221865069
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>>221865012
You literally cut the beginning of the quote >>221864989 it didn’t set a clear cut precedent
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>>221864989
Point stands. Maybe Viserys should have calculated the realm better rather than going full retard and causing a civil war. Him naming Rhaenyra makes his own ascension look like a joke.
>>221865038
Maybe post the actual quote if you want a dignified response. I'm not clicking on reddit wiki designed for illiterate showfags.
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>>221865093
>>221865016
It's from Fire and Blood itself
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>>221865042
Built the keep
Burned libtards to a crisp
Died in a fuckass cool trial of seven, came back because he was too cool to die yet
Rode the big dragon
Mommy Visenya
Married like 5 women, fucked them all
Chudded until death without heirs because he was too much of a chud to reproduce (I can't breed)
His death was still very metal

But most importantly, he was Aegon's ONLY trueborn son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8UwrB54Ws&t=616s
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>>221865093
Your point doesn’t stand, because Viserys is following in Jaehaerys’ footsteps in declaring his own heir. The Great Council was a way to avoid legitimacy problems by having clear affirmation of the new heir, but it doesn’t remove the Targaryen right as established by Jaehaerys to declare their own heir
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>>221865101
Read the book wikifag
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>>221865124
Nobody asked Rahenyra to be "disinherited", any more than Aemond would be "disinherited", since the inheritance was simply not hers
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>>221865124
That’s not talking about the same thing
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>>221865135
You first half-read tard
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>>221865139
By Aemma's marriage, Rhaenyra is his oldest surviving child, which by extension means she's his heir and he acknowledges that. If he were to cast the heirdom aside in favor of children from a second wife...
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>>221865131
If Viserys really was following in Jaehaerys footsteps he would have called a Great Council since naming a female heir over sons is destabilising, unprecedented and something Jaehaerys never would have done. Oh wait RhaeRahe would have lost any vote. Viserys was a retard who's actions led to a civil war.
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>>221865205
If he were following Jaehaerys' laws, he would acknowledge the heir he has from his first wife above anything else
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>>221865198
But the oldest child does not inherit, the oldest MALE child inherits
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This is why the Ironborn have it right
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>>221865263
Which would he fine EXCEPT for the fact that he had more kids later. Vissy fucked up big time by doing that.
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>>221865264
The oldest male heir from the first wife. Baelon is dead thoughever...
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>>221865205
The Great Council was suggested by Vaegon because there was discontent in the Targaryen household, mainly from the Queen Alysanne and the Velaryons, of Rhaenys not becoming heir. So Jaehaerys called the Great Council and Viserys was affirmed as heir 20 to 1. This, however, does not mean that the king can no longer declare an heir himself. Viserys declared Rhaenyra his heir, had Lords swear oaths, and constantly affirmed her being heir throughout his reign. Why would he need a Great Council when there was no confusion over who the heir was, and the only mutterings against it were from thr Green court? The reason why the Greens managed to crown Aegon in the first place is because Rhaenyra and her family were on Dragonstone at the time of Viserys’ death
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>>221865296
>The oldest male heir from the first wife
Nuh huh, that's not what that law says, the law says the child can't be DISINHERITED, implying the child is the legitimate heir, which Rahenyra is not as Aegon is male and Viserys son
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>>221865289
True. But even if he did, his heir Rhaenyra from his first wife would take precedence, which he upheld and he was right in doing so.
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>>221865322
If he were to name the oldest son from his second wife heir, she would lose her inherited SEAT (the Iron Throne) and that is forbidden under that law
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>>221865397
>she would lose her inherited SEAT
No because she would no inherit anything in the first place
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>>221865554
She would before the second wife came along. If she had her own brothers THEN she wouldn't inherit it
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>>221865696
Without needing a disinheritance
What the law refers you is if the current heir (so the male) is actively disinherited in favor of a younger half brother
This cannot happen for Rahenyra since the second Aegon was born she already stopped being the heir, meaning no disinheritance ahd to be issued by Viserys
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NEW THREAD >>221865069

NEW THREAD >>221865069

NEW THREAD >>221865069
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>>221865766
Her seat as proclaimed by her father before the second wife came along would be her inheritance. Removing it from her would be partial disinheritance, and the law forbids any kind of disinheritance at all when it comes to succession. It isn't just about proclaiming someone isn't your child anymore.



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