so chuds cried about nothing?
>>221854130Yes. /pol/turds ruin everything for no reason
>its just a tiny bit of shit, just eat it chud
>>221854130>>221854908(You) are a MASOCHIST
>>221854951Thats how rat shit works with the food they eat, it shouldn't really be a surprise they are used to it.
>>221854130>5m 30s>3m 42sIt wouldn't be expensive at all to use Seedance AI to completely swap out these actors with busty futanari babes
>>221854908How? Can't you enjoy your grey feminist gruel and ignore the chuds bothering you?
>>221854957“Nigga just close your eyes hahahaha how the fuck can’t you just turn off your phone or computer and not look at this HAHAHA HOW IS THE OUT RAGE EVEN REAL YOU NIGGA “Tyler the creator
>>221854130They're still an assault on the eyes and brain
>>221855069>>221855025>>221854991See>>221855068
>>221854130Why are you indian
>>221854130Here's your steak, sir. Don't worry, only 5% of it is the chef's poop. You'll barely notice.Plus, it's actually realistic for poop to be there, cows live in poop for most of their lives!
>>221854130screen time is not the point
>>221855103Then why are you here seething about their reactions to a bad movie?
Wait, the tranny got more screentime than shaniqua of troy? No shot lmao
>>221855138Why do you ask?
>>221855152This anon just got bodied.
not so fastthey still haven't answered for this.
>>221854130>pretending like these are the only two problems this shitty movie hasFuck off, shill, I’m not gonna watch this slop
>>221854130Don't they always?
>>221854130>Loony Troonies character is the pivotal plot point of the movie
>>221854130Elliott's character is actually really important to the plot though and she's horrible at trying to be a boy so yeah it does matter
>>221854130Personally I find black women highly unattractive, thats not to say I haven't seen black women who I do find attractive, but its exceedingly rare, and every time they be fake or real they have straight white chick hair. She is ugly and dont even see my self crossing the street for her. Tyra Banks at her peak? Sure, this one? No. Also its Ellen Paige and I will NEVER say other wise so there is my second reason why I wont watch it. So basically the same exact reasons most other people are mad at it, one more because she is just not attractive then she being black, the other is just them reminding what they took from us.
>The pink-sock anal diarrhoea scene was only 9 minutes long; who cares?Kill yourself, tonight.
>>221856529cope
>>221854130Chuds always have plenty of legitimate reasons to cry.
>>221854130Chuds cry for the sake of crying.
>>221854130>not 0:00 screentimeShan't watch.
>>221854908How did /pol/KINGS ruin the film? The fact it's dogshit has nothing to do with us
>>221854951Movies aren't food
>>221854130It's the principle of the matter, you generic normie cuck.
>>221854130Obligatory "If it's so insignificant why change it in the first place?"
>>221854130Yes. Like normal they overreact like flat earthers.
throw red herrings around all you want, Damon and his stupid duck dynasty beard is still the biggest problem
If it didn't matter, why did they change it?
>>221854130yeah Im not surprised.Sinon isnt even in the book, Helen is as Helen of Argos and she is there at dinner with Menelaos thats it.In an attempt as a positive spin of a black Helen of Troy - what if an attractive submissive black woman WAS the ultimate price trophy from spoils of war? When you are all greeks and you collect the rarest top tier jungle pussy with that "massa" personality you wife it immediately.
>>221854130Still too much time.Zero would have been perfect.
>>221854130you are crying about us not watching it. When we don’t watch something, it isn’t crying. Calm down, take the meds, it won’t be okay. >>221854908ah, it’s /pol/ if it’s the other side, but your side isn’t /pol/, convenient. >>221857523>>221857586wow, the bots aren’t very good ones, are they? You’d hope for more variation.
>>221854130that's about 9 minutes too long
>>221854130I like how instead of claiming you liked it, or pointing to anything of value from it, you try and argue against one of the many criticisms. It’s almost like you didn’t like it. It’s almost like the only reason you posted about it, is because you have a personal grudge with others not liking it. Stupid idiots like you are as transparent as distilled water.
>>221858107>what if an attractive submissive black woman WAS the ultimate price trophy from spoils of war? When you are all greeks and you collect the rarest top tier jungle pussy with that "massa" personality you wife it immediately.She was Menelaus's wife to start with, so she wasn't exactly a trophy.
>>221854130I'm not going to this movie with my dad knowing it starts with a nigger stomping his stick and a disfigured woman running around, that's just embarassing
>>221854130That's the chud's secret, Cap. They're always crying.
>>221858261yes Im not saying she was a price from sacking Troy but of some Ethiopian kingdom - yes its a load of shit and my jungle fever is doing a lot of the lifting here. Ethiopians knew the homeric poems. Definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world but a priced spoils of war a "massa" submissive black queen, yes!
>>221854130The damage was done when these inauthentic casting choices were made because it's not about making a movie, but reinforcing their agenda and giving the finger to western civilization.
>>221854130i was told she played the main character
they need something to cry aboutand they can't cry about high gas prices because they did that themselves
why can you people just acknowedge that they're out of place? that doesn't mean you have to hate the movie
>>221859152they are out of place. Matt Damon as Odysseus is also shit casting
>>221854130too much
>>221855111I dont think the oddessy is very good. Can anyone who has seen it fill me in?LmaaoIdnutfkihnkarefokindis
>>221854130I never hear anyone actually TALK ABOUT THE DAMN MOVIE. All I hear is "chud chud chud chud chud chud chud". I hear more talking of chuds than comments by chuds. It's hard to find anyone actually talking about the movie itself.
>>221854130total screentiem should be 0
>>221854130>total time spent watching this film>still 0:00:00
>>221855193Agreed
>>221859240lmao
>>221854130or the producers got cold feet and cut their screen timeeither that or they were just saps taking token roles for nothing but controversypick your favourite
>>221854130why does their skin look so fucking weird
>>221854951You guys say things like this as if these characters were real and that you are owed your version of them on screen. Why?
>>221854130It's almost like the screentime is not the problem but that there is no reason to ruin a movie this way except to fulfill the rewards show woke requirements, more directors should reject said requirements and then make good movies (this one is ass regardless of the casting) to stop them from forcing movies to their standards.
>>221854130>the movie is only liquid shit for 9 minutes and 12 seconds because I say only these two things are bad >openly declaring random factoids
>>221854130Yes, by repeating that the tranny was Achilles even after release when she wasn't, she was just some Aeneid character more linked to the horse and to Odysseus. Sure, giving her the underworld scene was fucking stupid, but some useless random as a soldier is fucking nothing.As for Helen of Troy, the movie went with her just being the scapegoat for the war, so her being ugly af makes the point even more obvious.The movie still sucked ass but these two actress were fucking irrelevant.
>>221854130So does Helen even get any lines?It looks like every image or webm of Lupita is her as Clytemnestra. Which honestly I don't think was a good casting for her either. Not even cuz she's not good looking it's just I always just saw Clytemnestra as a very imposing maternal figure that Lupita doesn't really convey.
>>221854130>YOU ONLY HAVE TO EAT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SHIT. WHY WON'T YOU EAAAAAAAAAAT IT? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>221859790>So does Helen even get any lines?>It looks like every image or webm of Lupita is her as Clytemnestra. >Which honestly I don't think was a good casting for her either. Not even cuz she's not good looking it's just I always just saw Clytemnestra as a very imposing maternal figure that Lupita doesn't really convey.She does when holland visits bernthal to ask about damon.
>>221854908>Yes. /pol/turds ruin everything for no reason
>>221854130>Ignore all the niggers jeets and asians featured prominently in almost every scene >Ignore the blatant feminist messaging>Ignore how Odysseus wasn't portrayed as a hero and was put into a struggle session because he won a war
>>221854130And thats all it took to make this movie a flop. You never lear.
>>221854130it doesn't matter what chuds cry about they're a minority this movie was made for the majority of the population which is pajeets and women.
>>221854130im going to rape you for only 5 minutes dont cry about it
>>221854130Has the narrative already gone from "JUST DEAL WITH IT CHUD" to "THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN IT FOR 10 MINUTES CHUD"
>>221855233How does it feel to be a cuck and have no opinion for yourself? You are just outraged because someone tells you to, not because you actually have an independant mind.
>>221854130>>221854908SSAAAARS
>>221859899It's a flop for a small group of virgins. Who selectively get upset, because they are cucks and get outraged by their ragebait algoritms.
>>221854130But is it screentime of Helen or her sister (which is on picture) Helen has scar on left cheek in the movie.
>>221860629Does it matter? They’re bother very minor characters. Helen is in the story to remind everyone Menelaos won, Clytemnestra is in the story to remind everyone never trust women especially during dinner
>>221858101they cant answer this
>>221858101To bait you, the same reason they pushed the "nyongo doesn't know about the odyssey" meme
