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>Kash Patel cameo

Nobody taught Matt how to shoot a bow?

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>Me at 11 playing with my new toy lightsaber

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>>221854681
I'm confused at the design. Is this CGI?Are they supposed to be rock Snakes or something

>>221854821
It looks like a giant tapeworm.

>>221854821
Scylla, a 6-headed monster from greek mythology.

>>221854518
That's a neat trick

I couldn't even get through the cam rip

>>221854681
This is the dumbest looking Scylla design I have seen thus far.

>>221854518
Uhh…sweaty its the lighting and the camrip that is making it look bad….please watch the movie

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>>221854518
>This 9 second scene where you can barely see what's happening because of the potato quality shows the entire movie is bad

Welp, guess I need to cancel my ticket now.

>>221855130
Don't forget to cancel your boyfriend's ticket too.

>>221855147
He didn't want to see it for some reason.

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>>221854518
holy shit these look so fucking bad man

does Nolan not hire ANY competent fight choreography? or anyone that actually knows about sword fighting/bows? pathetic. Incel material. Disgusting.

Also Matt Damon is way too old to be playing this role....

>>221854681
The indian guy in this just cannot act worth a damn
embarrassingly shallow performance from him

>>221855168
Don't forget to cancel your butt hamster's ticket too.

>>221854518
this whole boss fight was retarded AF! Like a literal video game with bonus weapons and power ups falling from the ceiling -_-

>>221855180
>Also Matt Damon is way too old to be playing this role....
He's the right age, bro.

>>221854656
Gee, that's great. Mocking the visually impaired Nolan? I'm not watching this right wing trash

>>221854530
That actually looked pretty cool.
Even with no sound you can feel the desperation just by looking at the facial expressions.

>>221855240
the constant cuts to Pattinson telling the other suitors what’s just dropped out of the ceiling and telling them to go pick it up was also terrible. Like they didn’t trust the audience to understand the very basic premise of the scene. This happens three times. And they basically reuse the same shot each time.

>>221854530
When you set the playback speed to 75%

>>221854681
whats with the gigantic uncut penises?

>>221855350
Holy fuck yes! Shit looked like a comedy routine

>>221854770
wait? is he actually just kind of dumb ablnd doesnt realize he is?
i mean there are entire theorems to prove that basically 1+1=2 but at the end of the day theyre just symbols man, the fact your kids told you they cant imagine two exactly same things doesnt mean anything the distinction is arbitrary. 2 isnt the same 2 in 8+2 as in 2+2 even though they have the same values, 2 in one context allows you to get a particular number, which in another context, may be the only number for a particular equation. You can choose to view it as exactly the same or not, who cares?

And im not even going to answer that mirror question, its like the same as that TikTok mirror egg paper meme, questions predicated on bad foundational intuitions.

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>>221854564
Reminds me of

>>221854518
All of these webms look so goofy

>>221855505
In what sense is 1+1 really 2 if we need to establish as an arbitrary subjective frame of reference to map the numbers on reality.
We can explain the mirror using established axioms but it's still strange how the net result is one axis from the point of view of an observer appearing to have different rules than the other.

>>221855035
Yeah, I know that i'm just not really sure what they were doing with this design

>>221854530
>Villains are evil because... they're tall!!!
Oh bravo

so all these webms show that ludwig gorannson deserves another oscar for carrying another mediocre at best movie.

>>221855332
I'd be desperate too if I saw a Space Marine, but why are they running around in the Bronze Age?

>>221854770
>you can't prove anything
6000 years of mathematics would like a word

>>221854518
nah dude its totally different because the actual scene blasts the inception BWAAAAAAAM into your eardrum so it distracts you from the dogshit choreography

>>221855553
these people vote

>>221856144
Nolan has been doing this for 15 years now
>scene makes no visual sense
>actors mumble exposition through a mask
>BWOOOOOM
>reddit calls it immersive filmmaking

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>>221856144
I really do wonder what was going on. When they were drafting up, that final scene, like I would have directed it like Harakiri where all the samurai are closing in amd he's trying to take them down one by one. This was just like a strange weird massacre. They easily could have overwhelmed him at any moment.Like every time I see massive 1 v100 type fights like this, I just look in the background and wonder why is no one doing anything about this

>>221855731
In every sense you retard

>>221856254
Then unicorns are real. This is true but you're not reaching your conclusions by thinking, just appealing to conditioning like an animal.

>>221854518
lol, that's worse than the supergirl spin

>>221854770
He is such a fucking pseud hack

>>221854603
the random cut makes it look like the big guys are cutting down a different group of people

>>221855807
Same, it seems he kept it vague on purpose. Are those tentacles or heads? Oh ones biting so thats a head but...the rest look, wait they're gone, oh theres another head, I think, wait is that a foot? whats going..oh its over.

Dude, wtf? Literal 20 seconds of a half shown spaghetti monster.

>>221854681
looks like someone's hand over a sock, is Mankind in the movie?

>>221855350
The people watching this shitheap unironically have no internal monologue so they need to be told what's happening in order to grasp what's happening.

>>221855372
the whole movie is like, spiritually gay on an underlying level. Holland and Pattinson seem less Oedipal competition and more like they want to pound each other's butts. It's like if the jacking off the whale scene from Moby Dick was the whole movie. Pattinson carries a small wooden phallic fetish object home to represent Pattinson's emasculation from hiding from his refusal to serve, (ties into elliot pages casting imo even tho they'd never admit to this level of gender casting) juxtaposed with the fetish object symbol of his wife he basically keeps forgetting about that is also a visual of a woman strapped to a pole, which then happens to him in the sirens scene (sirens, supposed to be beautiful and enticing women, not depicted, it's instead a scene about the loyalty and love of men being tested.

>>221856592
*Damon not pattinson.

>>221854681
I wish my penises were prehensile like that.

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>>221854681
was Damon always such a shit actor or should I blame Nolan for this complete hackery? I've not seen a single moment of Damon acting even remotely good

>>221856237
Yeah it was quite absurd

Where was he getting fuckloads of arrows? How was a room full of dudes, a bunch of them at least somewhat warriors, incapable of rushing and tackling a man with a BOW

>>221854530
THE AGE OF THE BRONZE GREEK IS OVER
THE TIME OF THE IRON ROMAN HAS COME

>>221856648
True Grit was his last decent role, but Jeff Bridges and even Haiee Steinfield are acting circles around him there. He's been phoning it in ever since

>>221854770
>objects aren't identical
>therefore numbers don't exist
>this is a paradox
what level of retardation is this?

>>221854564
In the last shot, Damon looks at the camera.

>>221854530
wow, such amazing, emotional and high stakes action scene! You can FEEL the energy! That's just as good as any of the recent Marvel Cinematic Universe action scenes!

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>>221854530
Someone pointed out they attack the boats with swords like Age of Empires units, and I can't stop thinking about it.

>>221856172
Baneposting made his head big.

>>221855180
This is a real archery style, it's just retarded to have Odysseus doing it in this movie because it's weaker. When the whole thing was the strength of his bow...
Whatever.

>>221856085
Google "Gödels incompleteness theorem"

>>221854770
To anyone wondering, top and bottom do flip if the line of symmetry is horizontal.

>>221856470
I see they took the Noah approach to monster design

>>221854564
Why does Matt look like he has Alzheimer's and doesn't understand where he is?

>>221855553
Post the image, you know the one.

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>>221854681
Nobody saw this huge fucking thing above them, thats entirely within their field of vision with all those people looking around?

>>221854564
even Voight's dickshot looked more strenuous lol

>>221855350
It wasn’t to tell the audience what weapons were dropped lmao, it was to display Pattinson’s character as a sniveling worm who wants other people to do the hard work for him.

>>221854530
How is Nolan worse than Bollywood shitters? Why can't he choreograph a simple fucking fuck what a fucking waste fucking hack

>>221855731
OK. I get it. You're retarded.
base 10 isn't subjective. The data obtained through observation is easily reproduced, like terminal velocity and gravity. Go disprove the law of gravity by throwing yourself from a cliff and fall up.

>>221854518
The intended viewing experience is being completely distracted by the "spectacle of imax" so you don't notice these things.

>>221857907
It was off screen.

>>221856648
I think he's pretty fucking good in roles where gets to actually talk but this more physical stuff in this movie was... horrible

>>221854656
or perhaps he's wondering why would you wake a man before stabbing him in the eye

>>221856901
Fiennes is kino

>>221856648
Nolan didn't give any thought to choreography or any kind of planning for the action scenes. Damon is old and he can't do stunts anymore.

>>221857907
Sex boooby

>>221854518
>Chucky...it's the Odys-season

>>221857907
Odysseus' men hadn't paid for the IMAX field of vision

>>221855292
He a damn unc dammit

>>221854530
Manlets eternally BTFO

>>221856085
>I wrangled my logic so that it seems to make sense, so it's now UNIVERSAL FACT
Uhh, yeah, good luck with that Pythagoras.

>>221854518
this looks fuckin epic bro holy shit its like my d2 barbarian using whirlwind but its come to LIFE

>>221854518
Pattinson carried that movie hard.

>>221854770
It's because your eyes are bicameral horizontally, not vertically you absolute retard

>>221856904
omg

>>221856904
>Someone pointed out they attack the boats with swords like Age of Empires units, and I can't stop thinking about it.
Heh I thought it looked videogamey too when I saw it, I thought starcraft unit but AOE unit works better. It really is trash.

>>221856648
>was Damon always such a shit actor or should I blame Nolan for this complete hackery? I've not seen a single moment of Damon acting even remotely good
As someone who has always despised seeing matt damon as a listed actor i'm not a good person to ask but yes he has always been utter total shit at acting.

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>>221854603
>soldier passes through the tree
KEK, how the hell is anyone defending a movie that is this objectively bad?

>>221855553
Please tell me this is a joke.

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>>221854518

Its a cynical, nihilistic heroic epic with no heroes and no Gods. It ends with Odysseus concluding he should have died and being overwhelmed with regret. In the actual poem Odysseus learns to be a better man, redeems himself and heroically saves his family and kingdom.

This is all Hollywood has to offer you. There is no hope, no honor, no glory, no redemption, you might as well just give up and hope that the next generation doesn't fuck up even though they've been taught the same hopeless bullshit you have.

The irony is that despite its nihilism Nietzsche would have hated it for how defeatist it is.

>>221854564
wait there's another cam now?

should i watch this in a OnlyFlix or 1XBET theatre?

>>221854518
Com'on Tars!

>>221860080
wdym "despite" its nihilism, nietzsche fucking hates nihilism

>>221856901
This movie clearly had 0 budget but at least it actually respected the source material and Fiennes was fantastic, utterly mogs Damon's Odysseus

>>221857661
He spends the entire movie with the same confused look on his face

>>221860136

Nietszche didn't think that nihilism entailed hopelessness. That was the point of the quote. To Nietszche you must rise to the level of a God to find your own meaning. That's what being an ubermensch is.

To Hollywood nihilism is just giving up because nothing has meaning.

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>>221854518
Fucking nolanoids man kek

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>>221856904
>alert sound going off

>>221854518
Wait why are they in a garage?

>>221858730
The action choreo and editing sucked in a bunch of the close quarter combat scenes with the big actors like usual, but the rest of the extras doing their stunts did okay in the background and Damon did fine rowing and doing the other physical stuff

>>221860163
i see what you meant. i just wouldnt ever call nietzsche a nihilist without the caveat that he is specifically talking about post nihilism, finding personal meaning after experiencing the existential dread that there is no cosmic meaning to anything. i suppose that recognition still defines it as nihilism to those who don't follow him.

>>221854564
This is like geriatric De Niro beating someone up in The Irishman, what the fuck

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Now this is kino

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>>221854770
>how can mirrors be real if even your eyes aren't?

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>>221860080
You can't imagine my disappointment as the movie turned into another modern war trauma film. Why can't we have the actual Odysseus who humbles himself in his journey and learns to be a greater man than the one that left Troy.

>>221860510
Whole film unironically made him just stupid.

The final sequence with Polyphemus is especially dumb, he just fucking shoots the cyclops with a bow because he spat out a comrades helmet. Literally killed the whole point of the sequence where in the original epic Odysseus showed his arrogance by boasting with his name to Polyphemus after escaping.

>>221860584
Not including "nobody" is truly some baffling shit

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>>221860584
>Why can't we have the actual Odysseus who humbles himself in his journey and learns to be a greater man than the one that left Troy.

I guess we're just not supposed to have male heroes any more. Odysseus is a hero, he's a flawed hero who has to suffer from his own mistakes in order to become a hero; but he's a hero. He overcomes his own flaws and becomes a great man to protect his family and his people and he's rewarded with a good life. That's the sort of story that inspires a culture and a people and the post modernists in Hollywood don't believe in that sort of story any more. The idea that you could be a hero is from their perspective childish and naive. So they tell us the same hopeless depressing stories over and over again. Only women get to be heroes and they all get to be flawless heroes, heroes that never make mistakes or suffer, heroes who everyone loves. Odysseus is the antithesis of everything modern Hollywood represents.

>>221854518
This Achilles seems to have more weaknesses than just his heel.

>>221854530
I'm too old for Nolan's style of editing.

>>221854564
FIGHTER OF MATT NIGHTMAN

I'm so tempted to hatewatch it

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>>221860662
I know right!? Shows the epic's ultimate eventual irony and Odysseus' remarkable cunning.

>>221860712
>Odysseus is the antithesis of everything modern Hollywood represents.
It really does if you think about. Because for the high hats in there to make a tale about an arrogant warrior king who learns that he's not beyond the gods/life itself, is poisonous to them.

>>221854530
why it can't be a single fuckinn shottt let the film breathe fuckkkkkkkkkmmkk it's fuckin edited like a movie trailer fuck this asshole

>>221854518
I barely remember posting here in 2012. Was the board going apeshit then about how ridiculous TDKR was too? Slopyssey looks about as bad, hard to tell whether it's a bit worse, way worse, or about the same. Just don't remember what /tv/'s reaction to it was back then. I need to stop 4chingchonging lol.

>>221858123
you hand it to RRR director with the same budget and he would have actually given a soulful movie than this fraud ever will

>>>/wsg/6197532

>>221854564
Bruh, this is the proper way to fire an bow in melee quarters. You fags have never even been to war haha.

>>221856237
>>221856661

the source material is Homer's Odyssey where this is what happens, Odysseus comes home and gets vengeance on Penelope's suitors in the fashion of an epic hero.

i hate politics but love this story so if you set aside the DEI whatever bullshit he actually did a pretty good job recreating this story with a broad appeal. that to me is cool if you have actually read Homer the same way that Troy is cool.

the black kween was stupid yes and elliot page was not convincingly a man but was actually pretty solid as undead and altogether those two only got a couple of minutes of screentime. these stupid understandably controversial castings did not ultimately detract from the momentum of a good cinematic depiction of one of the great stories of all time.

if anything some of anne hathaway's acting felt too urban bitchy and also the fact that the whole thing was very american english detracted from the overall tone of the movie

>>221854564
nigga got paid millions for this

>>221855180
>does Nolan not hire ANY competent fight choreography? or anyone that actually knows about sword fighting/bows?
Isn't it that Nolan et al. don't really care to make the action very good or authentic (like costumes and sets either...) because they're just trying to make a profit, not a great film, and they know this type of shit is sufficient to make one? so no second takes or expert opinions needed. Not like a movie made by a real, serious director. Slopmaster.

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>>221860414
noice

>>221860833
>Because for the high hats in there to make a tale about an arrogant warrior king who learns that he's not beyond the gods/life itself, is poisonous to them.
So I'm guessing no Epic of Gilgamesh adaptation coming out either?

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Is IMAX really a format so enchanting that you could be watching The Room on it and afterwards claim that it's peak cinema?

Nolan can't direct fight sequences, simple as.
Snyder absolutely mogged any batman fight sequence he did in his trilogy.

>>221860957
God I wouldn't want to see that one with the creative heads there, that's even more imbued in myth and they barely even showed the gods in the Odyssey, beyond Zendaya doing her resting bitch face routine as Athena.

>>221860992
But The Room is kino

I was going to watch Troy again before watching this, but that's probably a really bad idea right? Why remind myself about how far films have fallen.

>>221856901
Why the fuck didn't nolan get this guy?

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>>221854564
This webm won’t load for me and I won’t get up from bed to grab my laptop.
Fuck off gay 4chins codex failure mods

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>>221860875
What the fuck, that can't be real, literally worse than Tarantino putting rap in Django.

>>221854656
Ableist much?
Nazis everywhere

Makes me sad how hyped I was when this movie was announced and now even Nolan is making absolute slop. Dude hasn't made a good movie for over 10 years now.

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>>221854705
This guy is a badass

>>221861121
Took you long enough to notice :D

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>>221854518
This amateur trash is better than Return of the King according to rotten tomatoes.

>>221854770
Nolen is black?
It’s all coming together now

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>>221854564
>Trailers lie, the movie is a masterpiece.
>Still photos lie, the movie is a masterpiece.
>Videos lie, lie, the movie is a masterpiece.

>>221855147
>gay faggots don’t like niggers and trannys
Get job dude. You R Smart

>>221860712
your mind has been raped by right wing twitter 'influencers'

>>221861137
I could excuse Oppenheimer and Tenet, as personal vanity/oscarbait projects, but he genuinely seems past his best at this point.

>>221856901
>burn local

>>221861121
He's coasting on the nolanoid fanbase who will show up for anything at this point. They're as mindless as fat star wars millenials.

I enjoyed Sam Worthington's version of Clash of The Titans and Wrath of The Titans more.

>>221861037
Troy fucking sucked lmao. Are any of you bozos not mind raped by whatever the current twitter narrative is?

>>221861207
The visuals, cast, fight choreography and overall story were just plain better bro.

>>221860189
>Próstagma

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Modern goyslop made a LOT of old movies retroactively better.

>>221861201
It is kind of annoying that if virtually any other director did Dunkirk or Tenet, they'd rightfully get trashed by critics.

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>>221861186

Really. Give me a film made in the past decade with a male hero. A film with a positive depiction of family. I mean what have we got? Some cape shit maybe?

You all argue the same. Its nothing but ad hominem pil pul. You won't say why I'm wrong. You won't say why modern Hollywood is actually good, you just criticize with no substance.

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>>221861230
Don’t waste your breath on a woke troon.

>>221861139
This sickens me.

>>221860414
>oyyy say master Patroclus, have you had your morning orange juice, ehh?

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>>221854656
mogged by a stop motion cyclops

>>221861230
No they weren't lmao, sorry but the Saving Private Ryan beach invasion scene was cheeks. Agamemnon as some fat drunk was cheeks, quite possibly Brad Pitt's worst acted role. The Hector vs Achilles fight was okay and thats it

Historical epics shot digitally will always look like netflix garbage. Dolan doesn't have the talent to manipulate the lighting properly, so everything looks like a marvel set.

>>221861291
>cheeks
Speak english you zoomer fuck, nobody has a clue what you're talking about.

>>221861251
Literally nothing you said had anything to do with Odysseus why are you going on this little rant?

>>221861251
> Give me a film made in the past decade with a male hero. A film with a positive depiction of family.
James Cameron's Avatar movies

>>221861306
>I feel bad about someone making fun of my movie so I will not engage with anything that was said and shall instead hyperfocus on an irrelevant detail

Troycels in shambles

>>221854656
>vaguely large humanoid with one eye
Nolan needs to realise sometimes CGI is okay.

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>>221854603
Is this a comedy?

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>>221860712
>webm
>based beyond belief (BBB)
>jews seethe
Thank you for your excellent work

>>221861266
It’s as good as Two Towers and Godfather according to RT. RT lost all credibility after 2016.

>>221861260
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>>221861332
Not that anon but I also have no idea what "cheeks" means, please communicate in white people English and not zoomer ebonics

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>>221861127
Agreed. Don’t want to mess around with him

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It was so weird
why show all the training spiderman gets and he like fights one guy for 15 minutes and barely make it...

>>221861310

Uggggh, say something faggot. I'm ranting to see how much you can type without saying anything, having a belief, an idea, a stance anything other than just a criticism.

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>>221855854
The sequence with the Laestrygonians in the epic was a lot more devastating and terrifying compared to how they were shown here. The whole episode in the epic was meant to show Odyssues' good senses (not disembarking and anchoring in the cove) and the pure savagery that seemingly civilized people can engage in (cannibalism, disregarding hospitality).

In the film Odysseus just stumbles into some random expedition party of armored ogryns kek.

>>221861327
>James Cameron's Avatar movies

Yeah, that's also a film about betraying your own people to an alien culture.

>>221861366
It means it's very bad

>>221861397
>You must engage with my schizophrenic off topic rant

No I don't think I will

>>221861407
A private corporation is not "your people".

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>>221861347
May we see the nigger wonderland movie?
Is black panther retired based on its sheer genius and excellence
*kneeling right now for lord saint heavenly george floyd, king emeritus and champion of peace, order, and harmony

>>221861420

Humans are.

posting kino
https://youtu.be/boDSpqQ1zr8?t=5017

>>221861432
And he didn't betray humanity in any way, the RDA is not "humanity", it's a private corporation. You are a goy golem if you think the RDA are the good guys.
And none of this detracts from the point that
>Avatar movies have a male hero (Jake)
>Avatar movies have a positive depiction of family (Jake's family)
Which is what you asked for. You got exactly what you asked for, then immediately ignored it to move on to a different topic based on your misreading of the films' central conflict.
Fuck off already.

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>>221861419

What's schizophrenic about it? What's off topic about it? Your criticisms don't even have coherence. They're just random word salad. This is absolute shit tier trolling.

You want to have some fun trolling? Say something that really is a schizo rant. Try defending an actually crazy position. There's no fun to be had in throwing out generic buzz words, no entertainment. You just sound like a dumb fuck that can't come up with an actual idea. You're a disgrace to trolling and a disgrace to 4chan.

>>221854564
Steven seagal vibes

>>221859566
It has nothing to do with your eyes actually. It's entirely due to the way we turn things to look at them in a mirror. If I write nigger on a piece of paper and turn it to point at the mirror, the n will be on the right and that's what people usually call mirrored writing
But if I flip the piece of paper upside down, the n stays on the left and suddenly the mirror inverts up and down instead

>>221854681
Holyfuk he has no imagination. Pure theme park ride design for bongs.

>>221861466

Nigger please, the hero is literally helping aliens kill thousands of human beings and you're somehow telling yourself that this isn't betraying his own people because durrr, corporations r bad.

Give me a fucking break.

https://youtu.be/Qf2tk3x_Sp8

The editing with all the weird cuts, and the sound design were just so amateur. who did nolan hire?

>>221854705
She's expressive but the tracking shots are hilariously empty spectacles.

>>221861585
me :)

>>221861457
it was probably Nolan

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>>221860414
TOP KEK

>>221861591
why did you fuck this movie up anon?

>>221861457
No no. It was me. I’m being deported at end august. Bloddy hell

>>221861627
for the lulz

>>221861602
Nice

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>>221854705
this was made for zoomers, the constant cutting in these scenes is obnoxious, actual sign of broken attention spans ruining media

>>221861682
That has been an epidemic in Hollywood before zoomers thoughever
I remember watching both True Grits back to back and getting annoyed at the new one's constant cuts

>>221861682
the constant cutting is an actual sign of nolan doing exactly one take for every scene and thinking he can fix it in post

>>221861481
>Levies a bunch of criticisms that aren't at all relevant to the character he's criticising
>Gets mad when someone points this out

Stop being so booty blasted that I don't find your twitter tier takes interesting

>>221854518
That's a good trick

>>221861380
yeah, my expectations were low but i was still expecting more cause some reviews were saying he actually kicks ass in the end but he fucking jobs most of the fight to a damn cowherd. then he finally does that gay little flourish to finish him as a callback to the training scene

>>221861550
The RDA is not "his people". Norm, Grace, the helicopter chick, those were all his people. I will speak to you no more.

>>221861713

You still haven't said anything faggot. Say something. Can you? Here's an easy one.

Why do you like the film?

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>>221861737

The people you just claimed as being "his people" were employees of RDA as is Jake. RDA is not a person, its a corporation, Jake and the Navi are not killing a corporation they are killing thousands of its employees all of whom happen to be human beings IE his people.

Imagine if you didn't like Ford because of their environmental policies. So you got a bunch of commie militants together and went to a Ford factory and killed all the employees in the plant. Did you kill Ford? Or did you just murder a bunch of human beings?

>>221860414
>Hector is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life

>>221854656
If he has his sword why do they need the stake? Just stab him in the eye WITH THE SWORD.

>>221861747
It was a grand spectacle with great characters. Can't really ask for much more. You hate it because of reasons completely unrelated to the actual substance of the film

>>221858142
The data isn't numbers. You have to do work to map the imagined numbers on to the real world. Numbers are still real you're just braindead.

>>221861953

Why do you think that the philosophy of the film is completely unrelated to the substance of the film?

I objected to the moral that the story was telling. Is that not fundamental to the "substance of the film"?

>>221854770
The words "left", "right" are relative to the person who says them: If someone stands in front of you, face to face just like in a mirror, your right is their left and vice versa, it is something basic that you are taught in elementary school. Also in elementary school you are taught that gravity exists and pulls objects toward the center of the earth, meaning "left and right" are different phenomena from "up and down". It is not surprising that his interpretation of The Odyssey is what it is, the interpretation of such text requires hermeneutics, exegesis, semiotics, syntax etc. And this imbecile don't understand how words work, or the simplest phenomena that exist in reality

>>221862169
>mirrors don't reverse up and down because... uuuuuh gravity grade school n shieeeet
Just say you don't know either, pseud

>>221856901
I'm going to watch The Return today, hopefully it'll be fine.

>>221861792
Aren’t they more like a private militia/mercenary group?
For your metaphor to work I’d say they’d need to be killing Ford factory security guards, not mechanics

>>221862195
>mirrors don't reverse up and down
They don't

>>221862320

Okay, granted.

You kill a bunch of security guards that Ford hired. Did you kill Ford or did you kill a bunch of human beings?

>>221854770
really teases the brain innit

>>221861682
Dude, if you watch movies from the fifties and sixties, they move at a glacial pace.There's a reason fast cutting became a thing

>>221862368
Those contractors knew what they were getting into. They should have declined the job based on personal politics

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>>221854705
>Gets hit with first arrow.. doesn't push her back.
>Gets hit with second arrow.. for half a second it doesn't push her back.
>She then abruptly gets pinned back on the horse
BRAVO NOLAN

>>221854705
She's so fucking tiny lol XD

>>221861457
Uhhhhhh based.

>>221854564
He's pulling that bow back like he's a kid in school flicking an elastic band at someone, what the fuck.
Who in their right mind saw this and went "that's it, that's the take"? How many hundreds of millions did this movie cost?

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>>221862553
She actually gets pinned by this thing, which appears to be a ballista bolt that has already impacted the horse in this frame and then keeps going to pin her all the way to the horse, meaning it's probably like 3 meters long for some reason

>>221862610
It's historically accurate. That's how skilled bowmen would shoot at a close range. It's fast and it gets the job done.

>>221854681
I really want to know what Nolan’s thought process was for this monster design, why the fuck does it look like that?

>>221862665
Guess they had a big guy for her just offscreen to throw it.

>>221862447
faramir ass nigga

>>221862447
I know he's kind of a beta cuck in the original too but I do kinda wish they gave Tom Holland something to do. His climax being fighting some dude throwing weapons through a hole, and losing for most of it, was super underwhelming. Let him have Robert Patterson or something, they've at least shared multiple scenes.

>>221854681
Weird rock/wood monster textures aside, I really like how there's several background characters looking directly at where the monster appears from offscreen but not even reacting to it at all
>huh, giant snake thing just appeared out of the water, should I warn the boys?
>nah fuck it

>>221854770
the very definition of a midwit

>>221862195
If you put a mirror on the ceiling and drop something from it, in the mirror it looks big and gets smaller, meaning that something that fell, in the mirror went "upward". Your problem is the same as Nolan’s: in this context, "reverse" does not mean "doing the opposite". A mirror doesn't reverse reality, it reflects the light that hits its surface, and what you perceive depends on the mirror’s position and your point of view.

>>221855618
Even in that the bowstring is pulled to the chin at least

>>221862802
You do realize I made fun of you for not actually posting an explanation and just saying some incoherent shit about gravity? Trying to expand on it doesn't change the fact that you were unable to post an actual explanation in the first place

>>221854656
this scene was fucking kino. that scream after he goes blind was terrifying. made me feel like I was one of the men on the cave

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>>221854518
does he receive a buff from zeus here?

>>221854518
looks mid

Is Matt Damon actually shit actor?
His action scenes were hilariously bad (especially archery)

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>download the camrip
>ok boys its odyssey time!
>play the movie
>first scene
>travis scott talking in new york nigger speech accent
>turn the movie off

>>221861177
>he doesn't know

>>221862851
It’s not my problem that you don’t know how to understand basic things, my first response had no problems and the last one was already implied in the first one. If you come to me talking like an imbecile (which you are), don’t be surprised if I treat you like one

>>221862919
Yeah kinda? I've always put him in that woody category with Keanu

>>221860189
>AHHHH SAVE US ODYSSEUS

>>221862978
Your first post did not include an explanation. In fact, you still haven't posted one
Here, I'll help you: If you actually knew, you would have just posted something like "mirrors reverse left and right because that's the way we usually turn around". No need to ramble about the fact that you only learned about mirrors in grade school somehow

>>221861245
Brian Cox is great as Agamemnon. should have brought him back deaged him honestly

my god, where is the color in this?

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>>221854705
Someone convinced poor Ellen that she’s a man.

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i have a couple issues with the movie.
>its grey
>too many niggers (even 1 would be too many)
>the sound design is fucking dogshit
>it feels like watching a 2 hours long SNL sketch

>>221863022
>Brian Cox is great as Agamemnon
True.

>>221854681
Nolan only use practical effects and doesn't use cgi my fucking ass

>>221862432

The hero of the film took that job. Why is he justified in killing people who made the same decision he did?

>>221854770
fuckin mirrors how do they work?

>>221862422
They actually allowed the scenes to breathe back then and it's a hell of lot better than spastic editing. Also fast cutting became a thing because of technological advancements, not because things moved slowly you nigger

>Think about seeing it
>Times are mostly sold out today
shit

>>221863018
I'm going to write whatever I want to write, deal with it. So if I want to say that Nolan is a hack who doesn't even understand how a mirror works, then the suggestion is that he should go back and learn the basics, go back to elementary school where they teach the very thing he seems confused about, which has 100% everything to do with understanding the words "left and right" and "up and down", as well as gravity, before trying to make a movie based on a foundational canonical text that has been studied by some of the greatest minds in history, that's "somehow" how .
>"mirrors reverse left and right because that's the way we usually turn around"
Yes, I understand that you're simple-minded idiot, don't worry

>>221856592
How is the Sirens scene structured in the movie ?

>>221863496
Gravity has nothing to do with it
>gets angry when he realizes my explanation is correct
Thanks for conceding. I'm out. Remember to have the last word where you just repeat that the first time you learned that things fall down was in grade school

>>221854770
really makes you think

>>221863541
I'm going to repeat just this part: Yes, I understand that you're simple-minded idiot, don't worry

>>221856876
Holy shit he does lol