>the paradise that's supposed to distract and trap you in for centuries>literally an empty beach that they sleep on like bums bravo nolan
Operations offer more pleasure than distractions.
>>221855622Bump. This is an important message.
How about you spoiler that shit you fucking asshole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, fuck you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your 4chan bros. You ruined my fucking evening you neet piece of shit.
>>221855963do you get mad about spoilers for biblical movies too
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Exactly.
>>221854941Everything about this adaptation sucks all the imagination out of it. It's just so boring and uninspired.
>>221854941>In a small cave with a giant bonfire in the center>Dark enough that they lose track of the fucking cyclopsEvery single part of the story is truncated to absurdity.>Land on another island>Walk into the woods>Encounter a little girl>She screams and runs away>Within 10 seconds 50 giants wearing full plate armor are bearing down on them
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>>221854941nature in it's most simple form is simple elegance and perfectionlike you're going to sit here and tell me you've never watched an ant crawl and began to cry at the miracle and wonder in it
>>221856543why were the trees fucking flying all over the place? I was confused if it was supposed to be some sort of earthquake effect or the giants having tree powers. Literally stupid desu
>>221856665i don't disagree but in the book it's described as>Round about the cave grew a luxuriant wood, alder and poplar and sweet-smelling cypress, wherein birds long of wing were wont to nest, owls and falcons and sea-crows with chattering tongues, who ply their business on the sea. And right there about the hollow cave ran trailing a garden vine, in pride of its prime, richly laden with clusters. And fountains four in a row were flowing with bright water hard by one another, turned one this way, one that. And round about soft meadows of violets and parsley were blooming...
>>221856727Bruh
>>221856727>bookThe odyssey is the culimination of an oral tradition that took hundreds of years to shape and form into its current shape. It's as much a book as romeo and juliet.
>>221855963Lmfao then don't visit /tv in the week the movie is released faggot. Stay mad.
>>221854941i mean he's like high and in purgatory with milf charlize theron though
>>221855963>NOOOOOOO 3000 YEARS TO READ HOMER IS NOT ENOUGH FOR MEEEEE
>>221854941>staying with Charlize on a beach foreverDon't mind if I do.
>uber walled Charlize
>>221859846skinny dipping hags are kino
>>221854941This movies set and production design is objectively awful
>>221854941>eternal beach holiday with eternally young woman with a tight pussyare you fucking gay?
>>221854941As I get older and my financial situation gets increasingly more desperate I would legitimately enjoy an empty beach I could just relax and lounge around on without having to pay anything or worrying about eviction. Just let me rest. I'm tired.
>>221855963Get off your phone and back in the cage WAGIE
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>>221856727The film butchered the Odyssey's narrative deeply. If you go into this film expecting to see the actual epic, don't bother, it's war traumaslop that wears the Odyssey and even then it barely actually wears it.You never get the arrogant and cunning Odysseus who humbles himself but Matt Damon being le sad.
>>221860127It's Matt Damon. He's always sad. He has no range. Before anyone posts Scotty Doesn't Know, reminder that his lip-syncing in that scene was low effort and pathetic.
>>221854941>literally an empty beach that they sleep on like bumsSeems like he and Villenueve, or their cinematographers, find minimalism appealing? It's mostly not though, especially in their films. Dunkirk when you see the lines of soldiers on the beach has this same problem, little to no detail, like they just showed up in clean uniforms to a clean beach. TDKR too, with the large group of cops that look pretty neat and clean (after a month? in the sewers?), running (lol) down a clean street. Sloppy to let these details go unnoticed, but Nolanslop will sell tickets anyway, no matter how sloppy(-py).
>>221860473>The nuclear explosion in Oppenheimer was just a wet fart of weak dynamiteHe really needs to stop with the minimalism shit
