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Now, the critical drinker is a weasel. He gauges critical AND audience reception before giving a film a review. Something like Supergirl is a slam dunk. Awful reviews, bad boxoffice, bad audience reception and forced woke moments to make fun of. Now, that's easy. But The Odyssey is an entirely different beast. Yes, it has woke casting but those are minor roles. Other than that there aren't a lot of things to latch on to. He might complain about Penelope but then he risks being exposed for not having read the source material. Other than that, the themes the film explores are outside his wheelhouse. There's no clear narrative to latch on to. This film is critically acclaimed, it's boxoffice projections are going higher and higher. He can't do his usual "audience rejects woke Hollywood" shtick. So giving it a positive review is his only way out.
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>>221857142
I'd blast that fat slut in the ass
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We all knew Nolan was gonna make a decent movie at worst.... blah blah blah.... it has lots of spectacle but at times it feels soulless.... blah blah.... it still pushes the message.....blah blah blah.... Page is the worst thing in it....I had fun watching it but it's not a materpiece, go away now
It's gonna be 15 minutes of that
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>>221857230
Yeah, that'll be the review.
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>>221857142
It would be hilarious if he did after all of this.
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He already got on a podcast with Nerdrotic or whoever and said it sucked. He's going down with the ship on this one.
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He'll say whatever gives him the most views from his autistic incel audience, like any good little grifter would.
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>*J Jonah Jameson laughing* Are you serious?
>Nicholas Cage groan
>SHEER FUCKING HUBRIS
>I smell shite!
>Definitely shite!
>Fifth Element laughing
>J Jonah Jameson laughing
>Dr Evil Riiiiiiiight
>It's Hollywood baby (slow motion)
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>>221857142
no matter what this Odyssey movie is the opposite of everything modern movies are. They have spent millions building sets on location and minimal green screen. despite the shit casting on two small characters and shit costumes it deserves a chance
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>>221857142
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>>221857142
holy shit who could possibly give a fuck
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>>221857142
Who cares about the opinion of Critical Drinker besides reddit? I'm not a lib, but I think he's an extremely boring reviewer.
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Reviews for the odyssey are the most astroturfed shit ever. It's people saying the cried during the last 30 minutes and all this other fake shit. I'm sure it's a fine movie but I'm also sure it's not amazing or anything either.
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>>221858498
>It's people saying the cried during the last 30 minutes
guessing Argos his dog is in the movie then?
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It's a decent movie. I enjoyed it

here's what I'd say about. if you're going into thinking it's some kind of documentary then you'll hate it and autistically nit pick it.
which is fair it's based on a shitty translation

if you view myths as something malleable and told through the lens of the society that tells it then it's a perfectly fine movie.

drinker has a business and an audience to cater to. I'd probably say most of his audience like him because he's putting into words how they feel about movies. yeah it's a heavy rage bait
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wow, who gives a fuck?



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