Himish Patel blew away every big name actor in this.
>>221857619>Himish How many himish actors are in this movie?
>>221857677Lets assume for a second you're not disingenuous. There's some decent casting actually, as you might expect from nolan, beyond the meme actors. Agree?
>>221857619>Heres that greek actor I was telling you about.
>>221857619>trans hoplite>black helen of troy>mutt athena>jeet right hand of odysseus
>>221857704You speak like a swineherd
Yeah, was pretty swell. I hated him initially because of "Yesterday." Thought he was fine in Tenet.
>>221857955jeet
>>221857955He was legit, carried the film since the maincast was so boring
Indians are closer to greeks than Anglos
>>221857619i will not tolerate Leguizamo slander he also happens to be the closest thing to a greek in this whole shitshow
>>221858535genuinely yes for non-dravidians and especially true for ones with Mughal ancestors super true for the Zoroastrian dysphoria ones
>>221858535Closer how? Geographically? Culturally? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>221858535>>221858635
>>2218585352 + 2 = 5
>>221858310He was the worst part of the movie, patel street shitter
>>221858535not true genetically, culturally, linguistically, or in any shape or form
>>221857619kumail deserved this role
>>221857677I cannot believe she gave up looking good for this.
>>221858569>latinx with tons of injun blood who hates on europeans all the time>closest thing to a greek
>>221858535Even fucking Turks aren't closer lmao you are objectively incorrect
>>221858569That would be one of the jews like bernthal
>>221858765Wrong, worst part was charleze theron
>>221857863It's he uncut ?
>>221857749he quite literally does look like a greek more than matt damon or pattinson
>>221858913SAAAR
>>221857619>asian falls for the siren fish pusy instead of the jeetunrealistic
>>221858906
>>221857619By doing...? He's the nu X-files lead
>>221858310>>221857955Yes
>>221858686it thought it was Pajeets that spammed AI crap? just say JAM BOY in all caps, that's funnier
OFFICIAL "HAS ACTUALLY SEEN THE FILM AND ISN'T JUST SHITPOSTING" PERFORMANCE POWER RANKINGS:1. Matt Damon 2. John Leguizamo 3. Samantha Norton 4. Himesh Patel 5. Charlize Theron 6. Robert Pattinson [POWER GAP]9001. Anne Hathaway
>>221858936not a jeet, ive just actually seen greeks, retard
>>221859050I had multiple Greek professors in college and you would not mistake them for jeets kekI know a guy with a Greek who has blue eyes, literally might as well be an anglo
>>221858936>>221858913matt damon looks absolutely nothing like a greek thoughpatterson i could maybe see, but he'd be a better roman damon looks like he's the most inbred retard from the most retarded inbred suebi village north of the Danube ancient greeks would laugh at him
>>221859075I knew a Greek woman with blonde hair and it wasn't a dye job. Her eyes are brown though and her facial features aren't anglo at all.
>>221859038how much did matt pay you? he's easily the worst performance, and this movie had tom fucking holland in it so that's saying something
>>221859140Still better than a literal Indian lol
>>221859179kek not a shill i just like Matt Damon. been a fan since the Bourne Identity. I thought he did a great job the only thing that pissed me off is he made no effort to change/alter his voice when he returned to Ithaca. It seemed lazy
>>221859075and i know plenty that you willgo to greece, and see on average how many blonde and blue eyed northern looking people you'll find, retardeven the ones you've seen, at from the bulgarian/serb/etc whatever balkan slav mix they have, its still a completely different phenotype than someone like fucking matt damon.
>>221859499Even that guy (Turkish rapebaby) looks far whiter than the average Indian lol
>>221859527>Turkish rapebabyif he was a "turkish rapebaby" hed look asian, you absolute fucking retard
>>221859527point is, that this guy, and the average greek in general looks closer to this >>221857619, than to fucking matt damon, no idea why are you even arguing that, its obviousno one said that all random ass jeet shitters look exactly like greeks or something
>>221859562Turks aren't genetically Turkic lmao
>>221858535That's like saying Tolkien's orcs are closer to elves than men
>>221857677>I’m so tired
>>221859584yes retard, they are genetically mostly greekthats why they look like thatyour whole fucking argument about "turk rapebaby" fails
>>221859583The average Indian does not look like this lmao in your fucking dreams
>>221859462he seemed bored and like he was thinking about the catering table the whole timemodern harrison ford level of ambivalence
>>221859603>The average Indian does not look like thisare you illiterate or are you just pretending to be retarded? who said that?
>>221859602>they are genetically mostly greekThen why are they so genetically distinct (save Cypriots)
>>221859597she was never particularly attractive
>>221859603he looks kinda north indian he definitely wouldn't stick out too much in Jaipur
>>221859622This guy's skin is like four shades darker lmao you're a coping pajeet
>>221859650and matt damon's skin is like four shades lighterwhats your point again?
>>221859645>SAAR I AM LOOKING THE MEDITERRANEAN SAAR
>>221858535>Indians are closer to greeks than Anglosgr8 b8 m8
BING BONG CHING CHONG
>>221859669Pajeets are so delusional man here's him with a white womanLiterally like one skin tone different
>>221859684why are his shoes so big ?
>>221859686This guy has one of my fav scenes, he takes his beeswax out to hear the sirens, goes loco and jumps overboard still wearing his cuirass and starts freestyling towards the rocks
look at this nigga and tell me you wouldn't cast him as a greek
>We need someone who looks like him. Or, at least, someone who looks him-ish.
>>221859038Matt Damon fucking sucks in this.Nortan is 1 by a mile because her scene takes place in a small house and Nolan can't fuck up her performance with his terrible editing.Charlize Theron is nothing. He washes up there, she says 'i've been cosby raping you for 7 years' and he leaves. It's barely even a performance at all. She's not doing anything.Even Pattinson sucks in this. That's how shitty Nolan is with his actors. A guy who is great in everything comes off as comical.
>>221859719Sure, Ranjesh. You definitely look like that
>>221859798the north south divide is real there's also a reason the caste system was and is so important
Can someone make a webm of a scene from this movie that actually looks good?
>>221859865EZ
>>221859843lmao jeet the south is richer and more developed
>>221859887
>>221857619Indians repulse me
>>221857619>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CYCLOPS
>>221859900hyderabad is the exception the south is way worse overall, Uttar Pradesh is the only state in the north that really sucks
Ancient Greece and Ancient India interacted a lot. They even had kingdoms with both Greeks and Indians living in the same place. Why can't there be an Indian on his crew?
>>221859983>>221859986SAAAAAAAR
>>221859597so is hollywood. let it die, before all its dignity is gone.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221859986do not reDEEM THE CARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mceb_t8EIs&t=1019s
>>221859865>Can someone make a webm of a scene from this movie that actually looks good?
>>221860009the fuck is this pretentious nonsense and why do you keep posting it?
>NOOOOOO WHY DON'T ALL INDIANS LOOK LIKE THE EXCESS LOW CASTE DALIT SLAVES THEY SHIP OFF TO THE WESTMillions of Indians who look better, are more intelligent and are richer than anyone in this thread exist and ugly white chuddies can do nothing about it but seethe
>>221860146Why do you all need to move to white countries then?
>>221860146>chuddiesTrolling outside of /b/. You know what happens next.
>>221857619Sorry. He kept taking me out of the movie. I was vexed to nightmare by his appearance. Terrible actor and his face too jarring.
>>221859597>>221857677What Harley Pasternak MKULTRA does to a mf
>>221860146I am Brahmin sirs, I take white woman she like go to sushi and eat after we see Odyssey. white cannot please her so she come to me and you all cry in computer I laugh haha.
>>221858535SAAAAAAR
Wow /tv/ was triggered by this
>>221859777Himesh was vastly better than sam morton
>>221859038>3. Samantha Nortonits Morton
>>221857677Kek
>>221859038Honest ranking,I'd put pattinson and patel higher, leguizsmo honary, morton and theron worthy. Hathaway no criticism, clearly the content. But yes no listing.
>>221857619>indian, black, chinese, mutt, mexican people>in a greek mythology
>>221859777all the acting is hamstrung by the script, as with almost all actors in all Nolan films. Heat Legend is the only actor who was ever allowed to ham it up enough to really create his own character.
>>221857619>Himish Patel blew every big name actor in thisftfy
>>221859777>Matt Damon fucking sucks in this.I had to rewatch SNL to remind myself of what he is capable of. https://youtu.be/vuMFryxHmD0?si=PJ_G0ty1oOJiOYXq
>>221859986The 900 years that separates the trojan war and the hellenic kingdoms could be a problem.
>>221859986because the ancient greeks wouldn't have tolerated the smell like modern people
>>221860051I didn't know you could phone in drawing and loosing a bow holy shit
>>221860146god that party looks lame
>>221859499He look like the crazy Pokemon vending machine camper in Bellevue.
>>221857704Barely decent as opposed to absolutly horrible and ajenda driven on the other side. That's hardly any counterbalance anon. One rotten apple and all that.>"I mean I know he cast LITERAL demons but that puppy was also pretty cute right?"
>>221859038I haven't seen it yet, but I figured RPatz would have given the best performance. Was he that weak in comparison to everyone else?
>>221857619What's that Trojan doing in the Greek ship?
>>221857704WTF is this cope? >alright, aside from all of the shitty casting decisions, you have to admit the casting is really good right?I guess maybe there are one or two decent casting decisions in this movie but everyone looks like theyve seen an iPhone and all just look like their normal selves wearing stupid low budget costumes. Fuck outta here shill retard
>>221862634>He wrote great software is what he did. He was a brave American programmer. In this site, Peter Norton is a hero, end of story!
DO NOT REDEEM THE ILIAD SAAR
>>221857619>>221857863>>221857677Why does everyone look so old and tired of life in this?
>>221859986and with this reasoning Sir Gawain can be a jeet in King Arthurs court because Queen Victoria was Empress of india
