Wtf is this???
>>221858366THEY'RE PHASING THROUGH THE TREES
>>221858366Watching camrips is one thingbut watching camrip so compressed and bit-starved there's visible macroblocking covering everything?holy shit, what an impoverished method of watching a movie
>>2218585302bh, watching it this way is an improvement. It makes the trash seem intentional and silly.
>>221858366lol
Monty Pythonesque.
>the costumes look great bro
>>221858366Was getting caught part of their plan?
>>221858366Why are the giant armors dancing what the fuck XD
>>221858366legitimately one of the worst scenes ever
>>221858366CINEMA
>>221858366Anyone have a siren webm?
>>221861055No, I don't believe Nolan included these vitally important characters in his meandering unfaithful retelling of Not The Odyssey At All Really (2026)Correct me if I'm wrong
>>221858366The knights who say nigger.
>>221858366you know, despite all the shit we knew about it in advance, I expected this crap to at least have high production value.but everything I see looks fucking garbage.
>>221858366AI in Nolan's hands.
>>221858366Is everyone here, just acting like they don't get that, they clearly walked into a trap.
>>221858366The forest magically moved and grew to create traps. Just left the theater.
Did I miss something? I feel like an idiot. Why do these clips look so made-for-TV/streaming series? They make the film look like shit. Have frames been chopped out/sped up/slowed down in order to misrepresent the film? Have some of these clips been straight up re-edited to look laughable?
The way how the trees shifted and moved in the next scene was pretty cool.
>>221858366It'll be fixed in the week one patch
I'm only interested in reading the release notes of the impending fan edits by nerds who think this slop can be fixed by reordering a few things in Adobe Premiere or whatever
>>221861297Were some trees established as illusory? That would be the only possible excuse for the man phasing through one at the start of the clip, otherwise this is completely unforgivable and the film makers should be utterly embarrassed.
>>221858366Is this a new Monty Python?
>>221861562>otherwise this is completely unforgivable and the film makers should be utterly embarrassed.Bit extreme
>>221861460>they can't even film a real tree but have to make it CGIkek
>hardened veterans with years of battles behind them>oh no, tiny branches!!!
can't wait for everyone to praise this movie then after 6 months calm down and say how it was horrible then repeat forever not realizing how much of a cattle influenced by ad campaign they are
>>221862280no one will remember it's name
>>221858366>is that... IS THAT A STICK THE WIDTH OF ELLEN'S WRISTS?!>well shit bros, we are doomed, it is time to die. nothing we can do about this.
>>221858366Achaens, known for their disorderly skirmishes and always breaking formation
>>221858366Dark Souls 2 reference
>>221858366Pure distilled KINO
>>221862430Were they also known for being a buncha millennial soi-faced pussy looking actors?
>>221858530It's fucking cringe that people can't waitthird world attitudeI refuse to watch cams or telescreeners, it sucks balls
>>221862330Elleniot will forever be remembered in our hearts long after it eventually acks itself, chud.
>>221858530This movie deserves to be seen in 144p.
>>221858366india
>>221858366
the entire movie is available. so why do chuds keep spamming just same few seconds out of 5 hours long cinematic epic? that really all you got?
>>221858530when proper rips are there and they withhold the open matte youll still be cucked retard
>>221863837it's all fake and run by the site itself.
>>221858366> Aw man... not the trees...> I shouldn't have smoked that ancient greek zaza
>>221863891Why is 2008 Fear Factor Joe Rogan in the Odyssey ?
>>221858593watching camrips is pathetic
>>221864949Paying to watch this garbage on goyMAX is even more pathetic.
>>221862430it's kinda funny that even if you ignore all the political diversity propaganda things, it's just a very bad movie.awfully done CGI with actors clipping through trees or the background not moving in a uniform motion, none of the actors know how their weapons are used, the acting is piss poor, it's full of retarded shit like veteran soldiers being stopped by a bunch of thin twigs they could have just walked through and so on and so forth.what the fuck did they spent 250 million on? this is B-tier, but without any of the soul.
>>221858366I don't know history. Are the big guys in the armor the Trojans? And the guys with the silly red hats the Greeks?
>>221858366Run away! Run away!
>>221865383The odyssey happens after the fall of Troja. Those big guys are the Laestrygonians
>>221865418Why does that one guy jerk like a battle droid when hit?
>>221865383They're Laestrygonians. In the original play they were man-eating giants that Nolan instead portrays as Ancient Greek Power Rangers...for some reason.
>>221858366what the fuck, he walks through the tree
>>221858366Camrip aside, casting aside, costumes aside, goofy action aside, what the fuck is this editing? Why is it edited so weird. It doesn't look like it's from a movie but an edited clip that's cutting out something else just to show you this part, but it's not that so why is it edited like this? Why? It's bafflingly bad
>>221858366Are these supposed to be the Laestrygonians?
>>221858366I can't tell if this is AI
>>221863971>>221863891somebody said this was Joe Rogan and now I can’t unsee it
>>221865418lmfao swinging their swords at the boat like it's a MOBA game
>>221858366people calling this the greatest movie of all time is proof that everyone is officially retarded
>>221865687to me he looks like one of the guys from 2000s comedy group Teenagers From Mars but I doubt anyone gets that reference.
>>221865660ai moar liek GAY GUY amirite lel
>>221865447>>221865542Why do they have full plate medieval armor? Nolan sucks lmao
>>221865660
>>221861562… it’s established they are in the realm of the gods. It’s why there is the cyclops, crazy weather and giant people in futuristic armor
>>221865789
>>221858530>macroblockingmuh macroblocking makes it literally unplayablenigga stfu
>>221865793>it’s established they are in the realm of the gods. It’s why there is the cyclops, crazy weather and giant people in futuristic armorThis is acceptable. But why pic related? The clothing should not look like it was made today. Like a "costume".
>>221858530>but watching camrip so compressed and bit-starved there's visible macroblocking covering everything?I'd watch it on apple watch if I could. this goyslop doesn't deserve anything more than that.
>>221858366hellenic sissies getting demolished by Latin BVLLS
where are the cam rips of the pigs scene??
>>221858366>close up of the confused guy, he has another person to the right of him>they all turn around>he still has another person to the right of himSeriously, what the fuck is this editing?
>>221865660I assume some shit probably was, because you have stuff like this here where that one tree randomly wanders through the background at a much higher speed than the rotation should allow forI can't see a human actually doing that, looking at it and going>yup, this is fineit sticks out like a sore thumb, you don't even have to rewatch the scene to spot it. you just immediately see that it's wrong
>>221858366>oh nos, the twigs, we're trappedlol
>>221865569>>221858366clipping through the tree isn't in the movie, that webm that keeps being posted is ai edited
>>221867115prove it
>>221858366As shit as this looks aside. Why does no one talk about how the enemy just has armor on ready to fight. Why? Surely they can't be sitting around 24/7 in their armor. That makes no sense and until Nolan addresses this I won't be paying for a ticket
>>221867308that's your biggest gripe? not that steel armor didn't exist for 2 millennia from the time of troy?
>>221867308They aren't real people. They just spawn out of nowhere like computer game npcs. The forest with moving trees and the giants are one entity
>>221867527So why do they wear knights armor?
>>221866599BRO WHAT WAS UP WITH THESE TREES? I WAS SO CONFUSED WHY THEY WERE SHIFTING AROUND IN THE MIDGROUND, IT LOOKS INSANE
>>221867555Its probably part of their body they are borm like this
>>221867941It would be cooler if they were born as drone operators in kevlar
>>221858366when did the other side of the cell get put behind them? are the left and right sides impassable, too? Why are thin saplings impossible for armed warriors to get through?
>Saar! How can you sprout?! BLOODY BENCHOD HOW CAN YOU SPROUT!
soul
>>221858366>Wtf is this???This is hijinxSome might say, "Zany"Bob Zany
>>221865569No, he doesn't. The shadow of the guy on the right and the compression from hell make it seem so.
>>221866599
>>221865687>Jamieus, pull up that scroll of a big guy fighting monkeys
>>221858366It's standards going down the drain
The charybdis monster also looked like 90s cgi, especially how it disappears back in the rocks.
>>221865418Since when did the Achaeans have indians and hispanics within their population? I know that Matt Damon is not greek either but at least make it mono-ethnic.
Is he suppose to be a comedic side-kick or something? That's the only reason I can see why it's included in the final product.
>>221861055they weren't shown
>>221863837why have troons not been able to find one good moment in those 5 hours?
>>221865418why didn't he use his no scope technique to save more of his men
>>221858366equidistant trees. set design is shite
>>221866119>scene with 2 men walking beside each other and talking needed 417 cuts
>>221869485If you didn't get it it was the point that the trees movie and spawn in/out of existence
Tbh I liked the concept of the moving trees, they should have done more with it. As it is now its not quite obvious and you get tards like itt thinking its a glitch/error
can't believe how shit this is. even if it is macroblocked in these gifs you can tell underneath it all it's utter garbage
>>221858530Does Imax make the twigs bigger?
>>221869576What would an animated movie that cost as much look like? It can't be any worse than this
>>221869369It reminds me of the two dumb pirates that survived all the Pirates or the Carribean movies
>>221858366that's like in that leia chase scene from the obi wan show where a bunch of retards get stopped by a branch kek
>>221866599guy looks like on shrooms
>>221869463>pew, pew
>>221869728https://youtu.be/q4zEM_BIEcw
So let me get this straight, you guys are ok with gods and monsters and magic, but the moment some guy runs through a tree for a millisecond you lose your shit? That's where we are at?
>>221869923so you're saying Nerdrotic is wrong to shit on this movie?
>>221865418Are those Custodes?
CRITICS ARE RAVING
>>221859681Matt Damon literally shouts "Run awaaay!"I burst out laughing.
>>221869923It looks like an editing error, like the filmmaker didn't care
>>221869946“The worst part is the passive aggressive question arguments bait from third world era and manletsThey are like ants just repeating the same shit. I’ve lost so much faith in humanity. They just want to be insulted for acting like bitches. It’s all ????. Look at the threads on tv and v. most of the world of Gen Z is servile and bitchy like women. ???? Over and over again they aren’t curious just bitches. Seriously look at all the threads now on tv, v and pol by these twats. No wonder they can’t get laid and are losers who no one listens”
>>221861425This is how the film is. The editing is the worst I have seen.Even asylum films or Neil Breen films have better editing.
>>221869871That "To me Sons of Sigmar!" has been living rent free in my head for 20 years.
>>221861460It was like 4 tree stumps nailed to a plank of wood moving across the frame.It was lazy as fuck.
why did the big guys roam around the forest in full armor?
>>221870275My headcanon is they were just spawned into existence by the forest,just like the trees span in/out of existence.
>>221870325alright, why not
>>221865418Why is he shooting arrows into the sea?
>>221858366He doesn't phase through the trees but why for the love of God did Nolan make them stop for a few pecker poles that wouldn't stop men fleeing for their lives. Why focus in on the goofy goober faced tard who's in disbelief there are trees in his way as if they didn't exist until the camera showed them in the next cut.
>>221869369this is why you must see it in imax
>>221866599You are fucking retarded.The trees move around them to trap them. Manipulated by the gods.Except the problem is Nolan cant direct for shit and it looks ridiculous.
>nolan movie>has big guys
>>221858366Christopher Nolan intentionally bombing his le epic tranny negro movie about Greeks?
>>221858593You, sir, are based and anti-cringe.
>>221862527Underrated game.Fuck scholar.
>>221870376Me giving this movie a 10/10 review after watching it
AIIIEEEE ZEUS HELP ME, THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM THESE BIG GUYS!
>>221870376reminds me of the goons from xena the warrior princess and hercules from the 90s, would unironically watch whole movie with that same vibe
>>221863971>>221865687kinda reminds me of the hot dog guy from the happening
>>221863971He reminds me of the crazy guy from my name is earl.
>>221870710>this guy is now 18 years older
>>221869576couldn't they pay someone who practices fencing to show the actors how to hold a sword or make a swing for a couple hours?
>>221858366Is that cut at 8 seconds in the actual movie?
>>221870880This could be total bullshit, but I heard the editing is schizophrenic due to the focus on IMAX format.
>>221870880
>are those….. trees that are kind of close to each other??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I’M STUCK!!!!!!!
>>221871031>Standard IMAX film magazines can only record continuously for roughly three minutes before needing a full reloadDamn. Even the cameras have low attention spans.
>>221865418Looks like early AI video. What the fuck
>>221871333Its supposed to look kinda surreal
>>221866119Because the people who made this movie are untalented
reminds me of a messy love death robots short
>>221871365But it fails and just looks comical and incoherent instead
>>221871365>it's shit on purposety for using that old chestnut
>>221871365Can it look like it's worth the thirty fucking dollars it costs to go see it?
>>221870560kek
>>221871365>it's supposed to look like shit
>>221858366this truly is Nolan's bestest movie
>>221863891>>221869369All I see is this faggot from that massively unfunny ping pong movie from 20 years ago
>>221872193>Odisseycome on
get ready for the spinoff with ancient greek batman
>>221858366The greatest film, nay, the greatest piece of art in the history of humanity.
>>221868082cyclops is probably the only interesting part
>>221872305It's the hottest hit of summer
>>221858366humiliation ritual
>>221870376I hope he wins an oscar.
>>221858366This looks like something you'd see posted on one of those AI generated archaeology facebook pages with 'real ancient footage' of giants building the pyramids.
>>221869273It has to reflect the world we live in, chudberg!
>>221866599is it a monty python tribute?
