Who’s the lamest character?
who has the nastiest cock?
Jason kind of sucks. Michael kind of sucks too. Michael at least has a 2 or 3 good movies I guess.
>>221858677Jason
Michael
Michael and Jason are both effectively non-characters, but at least Jason has a supernatural explanation for the things he can do. Michael should just be a regular dude, but he acts like he actually has supernaturl powers
>>221858677freddy at least could easily kill both of them unless the plot demands he doesn't, which it probably will
Jason doesn't even get his mask until the 3rd movie, and he later just turns into a self-aware joke. Lame.
Top tier (arguably best) character coming through.
>>221858733Definitely Freddie
>>221860256where is the connection to the ones from OP?jigsaw never killed anyone.
>>221860256is he the most recent horror franchise mascot? (terrier and that stupid robot doll don't count) maybe anabelle? i've never seen those movies but i assume she comes to life and strangles people
>>221860320The most recent good one unless you count the Smile monster.
>>221860210Michael does have supernatural powers, but they’re subtle. Also, unlike the other two, death isn’t the end, just the means. Whatever entity lives in him feeds on fear, kind of like a more subdued Pennywise, and it will always either resurrect its vessel or find a new one.
>>221860320nah none of them count then, not even jigsaw. the one you're replying to is his puppet avatar. jigsaw and his disciples make traps that potentially (sometimes certainly) kill people, but they don't actually do the killing in that sense, so those don't count>>221860376smile monster probably also doesn't really count because it has no specific form, it just possesses people and/or fucks with your brain until you surrender to it and pass on the cursei'm not much of a fan but for what you're asking about, it'd have to be art the clown from the terrifier seriesbut every time i think terrifier i just think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kqf6vtQmPQi'd rather that listen to that than watch those movies i think
>>221860210Oh yeah? What's his explanation? He got struck by lightning and was brought back to life with superstrength and immortality? Great stuff. And from part 2 through 4 what, his retardation made him impervious to being hanged? Makes total sense
>>221860843I agree with Smile monster not really qualifying. The movies are good though. I won't deny Art has some popularity but he sucks dick and so do his movies.
>>221858677The Tall Man.
>>221860927yeah but pig destroyer was pretty cool though. i'm listening to terrifyer through my shitty laptop speakers, it's sick, haven't heard this shit in forevernext is the far superior previous record prowler in the yard but i assume on youtube relapse has replaced scott hull's superior OG production with his godawful "remasters" which are anything but. soul v soulless manifest.whatever instead of sperging out over 20 year old grind records no one cares about and in regards to your response, i am kinda stoked for smile 3 though if they live up to the end of smile 2, but you know they won't, it'll be some trash. smile 2 set up world war smile and if they had the budget and the balls they could make the nuttiest nastiest horror flick ever, but they won't.>In September 2024, writer/director Parker Finn confirmed plans to continue the franchise with a third film; stating: "...we've maybe only scooped a single glass of water out of the ocean. ...I think it's really fun to imagine a lineage of Smile movies where each one becomes more off the rails than the previous one."[56] In December, it was reported that Smile 3 was in the works and is set to start filming in 2026.yeah you set it to go off the rails pretty much worldwide in the last one, pussy, DO IT. also you hired cristobal tapia de veer and it barely even sounded like him clearly because you're a scared pussy ass bitch and probably asked him to tone it down. i mean listen to this, this is what he could have had. it certainly wasn't cristobal himself who said "nah i won't go that hard sorry"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad-QHu_G_P4
>>221860256He's my pick for best. All the other ones either always sucked or lost their mojo.
>>221862028If he becomes AI there is a chance he could lose #1 status though.
>>221862028elaborate on why if you're so sure, bitch
