Chud bros?? You told me this Helene and page are the main characters??
Not even gonna pirate
>>221858791guys who havent read the book are telling lies again? that cant be right. But Emperor Elon called someone a cuck?
>>221858805This looks awful.Maybe with sound it's better.
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>>221858791A story about Troy has Helen there for only 3%?What the hell is this?
>>221858870>A story about Troy>the Odysseyjust letting you know Helen is known as Helen of Argos in the story
>>221858870you're thinking of the illiad dumbass which also barely features helen
>>221858805What the fuck? Lord of the Rings was more graphic than this shit. Why the hell is this even rated R?
>>221858791Wait, so the webms showing helene are showing her exact seconds in the movie?
>>221858805The worst depiction of archery I have ever seen.
SAR Watch the slop Very good SAR
>>221858916I dont understand why anons so passionate about this story havent bothered to read the book
>>221858968No one cares about the screen time, its the african playing the part.
>>221858791Screen time isn't the metric here, and if you've seen it then you know you're being disingenuous. It's how much of the story is based around them. Zendaya and E. Page end up being the main drivers of the feminist emotional trauma bullshit that's at the core of the whole narrative because they turned Odysseus into a smart and heroic figure who is just trying to get home and being punished for arrogance into some story about a guy who doesn't even care about his home really and is just going through PTSD or whatever.Lupita Nyong'o is barely relevant, though, sure. She's really just there to say that she's an an abused spouse and give her some girlboss moment where she acts like every other nigger on a police body cam. Still an offensive casting that makes the entire movie unforgivable. Not because it insults the Greeks, but because it insults the audience. And no, we aren't going to be gaslit about it.
>>221859024shit casting happens all the time. Id understand if someone is cast in a part for DEI policy reasons but I really doubt that in a Nolan movie - he would have final say and his films are well known for having shit casting decisions. So just get over it and dont watch if it bothers you that much
>>221859083It's very insulting that you think you can get away with claiming "Nolan's just a dummy and didn't mean it, lol" when he's obviously a very intelligent and knowledgeable person with lots of experience in the industry and pop culture and he knew exactly what he was doing. But yes, he did have the final say. This is entirely on him. He courted the controversy deliberately and it's part of his marketing strategy.
>>221859083So just get over it, shit castings always happen so enjoy the slop. Were on this downward spiral and were all going to enjoy it because there is nothing better.
>>221859127>Nolan's just a dummy and didn't mean it, lolI didnt say this. His films always have shitty casts. Tenet immediately pops in my mind. Tom Holland in this movie. Its on him I agree. Its not going to stop me watching it same as his other movies. Im not calling his movies the best btw but always worth a watch
>>221858791>erm chuddie yes I took a shit on your plate but it's only a little, why are you complaining?
>>221858968I agree. I personally think the movie looks like shit, but I haven't read the book, so why would I talk about the plot when I can still just say it visually looks like shit?
>>221858805Same. Usually I'll hate watch for a laugh after some prodding from my Fiancé but I doubt either of us will care to see this
>>221858805Jeets + Chyna finally can be kings of inane summer blockbusters
>>221858791i cant remember the last time a shill campaign was this relentless, its just thread after thread of the same posts
>>221858791Also you still have 30% jeet
>>221859387>its just thread after thread of the same postsshitting on the movie, I know. I hope the most richest (and most insecure) man in the world is paying them well
>>221858841lingering on this entrapment because it demonstrates the short sightedness of Odysseus, bravo Nolan
>>221858791Triviality fallacy to excuse your most egregious aspects of cultural vandalism
>>221858791>3% and yet the most damage donehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
I am actually a bit surprised I haven't seen the narrative spun about the scene in Hades, but I suppose that would take the outrage folks to go see the movie. How hard would it be to see Christcucks spinning the scene where the ghosts are drinking blood as spirit cooking? Especially since one of them is a Jew and the other is Trans. Or have the ADL say it's a depiction of blood libel. It basically writes itself as a propaganda narrative. Do I have to do all the work for them? Lazy faggots.
Kek another historyslop LThere's a reason why I never watch historyslop
>>221858805Are they blacks? Also it looks terrible
>>221858791Ellen's character is a major plot point in the movie
>>221859083Way ahead of you, palI won't be watching it!
>>221858791Let's not pretend you leftist cucks wouldn't be foaming at the mouth if there was a movie depicting MLK or mansa musa as white.
>>221858805>0:13>RAMIREZ!lul
>>221858791SAAAAR PLS WATCH NOT EVEN MAIN CHARACTERS SAAARRR
>>221859783It’s known in Greek myth the dead slowly lose the ability to speak unless they drink blood. Dangling it in front of them is likely showing water to a man dying of thirst
>>221858791I kind of wanna check it out for Pattinson.
>>221859405Nobody needs to be paid to notice the comically bad costumes, props, and effects. Nobody needs to be paid to notice the terrible acting, sound mix, and editing.
>>221859927They're an isolated prehistorical race of essentially cavemen, somehow just waiting around in their Renaissance-era full plate armor day and night, just in case some Bronze Age soldiers show up on their shores someday.
Is Polyphemus the aggressive and barbaric but also slightly retarded cyclops black?
>>221858805there's no way this is realLook at the slow moving armoured things, they're like animatronics or something.
>replace the actors playing Helen, Athena, and Sinon>the movie is still bad because Nolan is directing it
>>221858805power rangers?
>>221858791The worst casting is Matt Damon and Charlize Theron.
Nobody talks about Agamemnon being some kind of arab with wife blacker than coal?
>>221858805>>221858841The real question is: why are they wearing armor? Are they just walking around with whole plate on all day? In Odyssey they were naked and just started throwing rocks at Odysseus boats because yea, he just stumbled upon them in their natural habitat.
>>221858791Felon of Troy doesn't need to be onscreen at all times to be the driving force of the narrative (even if that isn't her, just her identical twin half-sister for some reason)I know you're pretending to be retarded but still
>>221858791If I put 1% shit into your food, you'd still eat it right?
>>221862039Helen and her twins aren't the driving force of the narrative at all retard. Even Elliot Page's character had more impact on Odysseus than them.
>>221862076For a character present in only 3% of the reel, responsible for everything happening just by looking cute, you literally just have to pick some mid chick and shoot it decently. This isn't difficult unless you are compromised.The gilbert gottfried impressionist also made a terrible impression despite ACTING very STRONGLY
>>221858805Every time I think we collectively hit the bottom the retarded normie cattle that celebrates this sort of slop proves me wrong and digs themselves deeper.
watch The Return (2024) if you want a much better film with better scenes, better dialogue, better editing and a better odysseus who actually knows how to fire a bow, ralph fiennes fucking killed it
>>221858791Please note that the percentages do not add up to 100% because the math was done by Elliot Page.
