>lets go on an odyssey in ancient greece actual dialogue from the film
Let's build a snowman, we can make him our best friend!
>>221860111Why are you just making shit up?
>>221860111When I first watched it, I honestly did not know that Matt Damon was gonna be Odysseus. When I saw it I was like wtf? And then I was like, wtf is that Charlize Theron? Wtf how old is she???
>>221860111one of the greatest archers greece ever produced, failed to convey that fact or convincingly show that on camera at any point through the entire film
>Isaac Newton: the movie>Isaac watches an apple fall to the ground>a light bulb appears over his head>”This must be one of the four fundamental forces of nature!”>looks directly at the camera>”But… something about my theory of gravity is still incomplete…”>winks at camera>Morgan Freeman starts narrating>”Einstein would later go on to develop his famous theory of relativity, and the rest, as we say, is history…”>momentary pause>Isaac Newton: “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?l”>Einstein: “Isaac, you forgot to mention all the people of color who contributed to our understanding of modern physics!”>”My theory of relativity only succeeded because I stood on the shoulders of African giants.”>Isaac smacks his forehead like “dope!”>screen fades to black>credits roll, with a special shout-out to the black scientist who invented peanut butter
>>221860111>Our 3500 BC bronze age culture is collapsing!BRAVO, CRISTÓBAL!
>>221860111>”But back in the Bronze Age!”
>>221860235Odysseus?
>>221860297Chrischanesque
>>221860238Brave and Powerful. Riveting.
Bad things>Laestrigonian forest sequence looks goofy>Calypso's island looks like shit>you don't buy Matt Damon in the final showdown >Charybdis looks like something from a B-movieGood things>cool new cyclops design>Circe turning the men into pigs>underworld sequencewtf?>Why is Agamemnon the only one who's face is not shown like he's from a dream or a god?>What's with the weird editing during the cyclops sequence?>everybody is mumbling
>>221860474>>Charybdis looks like something from a B-movieI want to finally see the Odyssey with a historically accurate Scylla!
and then they fart loudly
>>221860111You're surprised coming from the guy that wrote NO MORE DEAD COPS?
