The following footage has been reviewed by a qualified spelunker, a professional cave explorer, a certified grotto rescuer, an expert underground surveyor, a registered speleologist, a qualified vertical den instructor, a professional , a trained rope technician, a cave conservation specialist, an accredited karst researcher, a licensed deep cavern expedition leader, a certified underground cartographer, a professional hole guide, a skilled contortionist, a PhD geologist, a rock collecting enthusiast, a trained geological analyst, a licensed rescue coordinator, an experienced cave mapping expert, a credentialed subterranean explorer, a published melitollogist, a registered bat ecologist, a...
>>221860432how many of these are euphemisms for homosexual men?
>>2218605402, guess which ones
>>221860432why is reddit so obsessed with this
>>221860612reddit is completely full of browns and self-hating whites who love when innocent white people die agonizing deaths
>>221860540>>221860540a professional hole guide,a professional cave explorer,a licensed deep cavern expedition leader,a credentialed subterranean explorer
>>221860626so americans, got it
Oh boy as a loving father of 10 children and a husband to a beautiful wife who all rely on me to financially support them I can't wait to go crawl in a giga killer do not enter or you will die painfully and slowly cave with my buddies with no preparation or research. Nothing will surely go wrong.
>died in the nutty putty caveSounds like hardcore anal gone wrong
>>221860540>>221860639rope technician is obviously some BDSM enthusiastskilled contortionist is a guy who can suck his own cock
>>221860684>so starved for anal he becomes the oil drum instead of hurting his family
>>221860612It's funny
>>221860652how the fuck did that japanese guy go inside the toilet?
>>221861691if I had to guess Saddam Hussein allowed him to dig through his cave and then covered it up after he was through
The last frame of the film about him is about how his wife moved on and married someone else. The end.
>>221861691there's theories that he was murdered and shoved in there
>>221861742what's the problem? is she supposed to stay crying for this faggot?
>>221861873She should have been burned on his funeral pyre.
>>221861858i would never put that much effort into a murder
>>221862791Typical low morals gaijin
i start to itch and sweat from just looking at pictures of this stuffimagine crawling around tight caves like this, willingly, and enjoying itit's a mental illness
>>221860612'We' were obsessed with it first and also the footage was just recently released.
You have to be nutty to want to crawl around in a cave like that.
