“deeply lacking in sensuality”“Nolan is the director least capable of having an erotic view of the world”https://www.publico.pt/2026/07/14/culturaipsilon/critica/nolanizacao-homero-odisseia-christopher-nolan-filme-desalmado-2181570What did world renowned Portuguese film critic Luís Miguel Oliveira mean by this?
He's 100% right. Nolan must be autistic or asexual because all of his movies are utterly lacking in eroticism, picking a director like that to adapt a fucking GREEK EPIC is retarded. There's ton of fucking in the original poem. At first i thought Nolan just doesn't like to do it but after the awful and cringe Oppenheimer sex scene i genuinely believe the dude never had sex in his life.The whole movies is also dreary, gray, brown and lacking in color. It doesn't feel like Ancient, Mythical Greece at all. It's supposed to be a peak Greek civilization with literal gods walking among mortals.
>>221860686Penelope should have worn a white transparent sheet and and had a lot of balcony schenes.Calypso should have been naked.The Troy scenes needed women getting stripped.
Honestly it deserves the negativity for not showing a single tit. Utterly insane.
>>221860686nolan's films are all grey colorless and full of homoeroticism, and he's clearly not interested in writing women or women as characters in general. It feels like he only puts women in his movies at all because he'd seem misogynistic if he didn't he's just an autist who wants to fuck a camera
>>221860978wait. wtf. theres no titties in the movie?
>>221860686>>221860775this, hes deeply asexual, hes never had an erotic moment in his career. Maybe in Memento he had a moment but thats it
>>221860686why the fuck was this movie so gray and colorless? hades did it so much better
>>221861089thats how you win awards by looking dreary, thats all he considered
>>221861089Hades and Hades 2 was such a cool adaptation. Characters are who they are supposed to be in spite of modernisms and humor.The fucking Narcissus in H2 was killing me.
>>221860775>picking a director like thatanon..
>>221860686If a woman identifies as a man but hasn't had breast removal surgery can you show her tits without blurring them?
>>221861163No, because leftists are hypocrites, no matter how much they spout their bullshit, Body Type B will always have covered tits.
>>221860978>can be the first guy in history to film a pair of milkers in 70mm IMAX>doesn’t do itWhat a gay.
half of the passages in the odyssey are satirical and comedic...he removed all the whim for his dark and gritty techno-horror bullshit and people are praising that garbage?? the indiana jones films are much closer in tone to the homeric poems.../tv deserves nolan neggers and rlm the essence of middlebrowness and kitsch
>>221861059You see Ellen Paige's tits.
>>221860686>>221861081Did we forget the Oppenheimer sex jumpscare on the meeting table?
>>221861825The one with negative eroticism?
>>221860686I hate woke, eg, niggers and trannys, but> world renowned Portuguese film critic Luís Miguel Oliveiralol is this bait?>publico I won’t watch this movie or pay for my family to go see it. But let’s be honest, a moorish rapebaby crying about not enough hugs, or women doing women shit is FUCKING GAY
>>221861081that's not him that's jus carrie anne moss with her massive sexual appeal
>>221861825Anon this scene is widely regarded as maybe worst in the whole movie. Nolan cannot direct eroticism at all and the Portugese critic is right. It's not just about sex and women and tits tho, his view of the world is very dry, boring and sterile and it shows in how he shoots things, the color choice, aesthetics etc.
>>221860686Director, Writer, Producer. Me, ME, MEEE!!!
>>221860775>well hello, Beautiful Bravo Nolan
