Chuddies couldn't even get it below 8/10 on IMDBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the outrage marketing will continue for no less than one month
>>221861945>monthGenerous
>>221861945And chuds help market this for free, saving the studio tens of millions
>>221862104they spent half their budget on marketing, its the flop the millennium
>>221861937>8.3This is the greatest movie of the generation? Sad.
>>221861945Spider-Man's coming out next week, we might see an influx of competing shills.
>>221861937How can it be an 8.3 when you guys all told me it was a 10 out of 10?
>>221862276>>221862522Totally organic ratings here
>>221862579>giving any nolan movie a 10Interstellar was the best thing he ever did and that's at best an 8 if you're a scifi fan and you saw it in imax. What a joke.
>>221862579Picrel is Oppenheimer for comparison
>>221861937>>221862579literally woman behaviour
>>221862579Agree, 37% giving a perfect score is literally paid and botted ratings
>>221862579>>221862712Yeah something ain't right here, Odyssey is being called too long and fairly boring by quite a few people despite the positive shit they still have to say about it.
>>221861937Quick chuddies let’s review bomb it on imdb. That will show em
>>221862579Retarded chuds forgot to rate it a 2 instead of a 1 to bypass the filter
>>221861937here in Poland the movie is a fucking meme, everybody is laughing their ass off at all the niggers in it.just checked the bookings for the weekend, and the seats are empty lmao. im pretty sure only americans gobble this jew slop now, the rest of the world just dropped the jew nonsense.
>>2218630064chan raids are older than discord troon brigading.
>>221862104And it still flopped lmao
>>221863121Wait until Sunday when the numbers actually come in. Saying it flopped now is desperation
The single biggest issue with this adaptation is its absolute, mind-numbing lack of energy. When your source material is literally overflowing with legendary monsters, warring gods, and epic high-seas voyages, you have to actively try to make it this dull. Yet, the pacing is absolutely glacial.Instead of delivering scenes that crackle with tension, the film drags them out for what feels like eternity, weighed down by:Endless, circular dialogue that says a lot while accomplishing absolutely nothing.Zero sense of urgency or direction, leaving the characters wandering aimlessly through beautiful but empty set pieces.I spent half the runtime checking my watch, desperately waiting for the actual plot to kick in. A massive disappointment for fans of the original lore.
>>221863192You sound like this is your first Nolan movie.
>>221863224It’s his second movie ever. First one was the dogshit Armie Hammer one last month than Elon uploaded on twitter
>>22186257910s and 1s are disingenuous.Really? It's the best/worst thing you've seen? EVER?
Will making an account on IMDB and giving this piece of shit of a movie a 2 star review make any difference or the review will be considered too new or spam?
>>221863181K
>>221861937I just finished watching it and it was astounding bad. I was genuinely gobsmacked at how terrible and stale it was. It had downright bizarre creative choices behind it, comical design and cinematography. It was horrendous and I would have given it a pass for the minorities if it was even half decent based on the attempt, but it was so bad I couldn’t even muster a modicum of respect for it.
>>221863181Jai Hind
>>2218633341 could be a fair rating. If you watched all the other adaptions and consider it the worst by far, then yeah, 1. Think about this, what would you rate it highly on? Casting, acting, sets, special effects, dialogue, directing? Is there something it did well, for hundreds of millions of dollars?
>>221863334It wouldn't really matter if everyone voted 1 (bad) or 10 (good) and there's nothing wrong with doing that.
>>221861937So? I didn't like it.
>>221862579When will morons finally realize IMDB filters all 1/10 reviews if the movie is woke? Only 2+ ratings are counted. There are a bunch of articles on review bombing every time a woke movie comes out. How are there still so many idiots who don't know this?
>>221863636No matter what on the movie it’s definitely ambitious. That’s the only part I’d acknowledge. Had netflix be involved would involve a lot more blacks and green screen
>>2218634133 stars is safe. They probably remove 2 star ratings if your account is new.They remove all 1s when it's a woke movie, and it doesn't matter if your account is 10 years old.
>>221863334My 1 star rated movies
>>221862104I know for a fact fewer normal people saw it as a result of chud seethe. Redditors think the majority of westerners are like redditors, when they are in fact closer to chuds. China is the same.
>>221863725Oceans 13 is fun
>>221863725>filtered by Thiefbased retard
>>221863697Thanks
>>221863811>falling for the ‘rate it higher’ scamyou Elonsimps really are stupid
>>221861937Guys this isnt a joke I have been looking forward for this to bomb but it’s actually doing really well NONONO NO NO. Woke was supposed to die I am screaming and crying this can’t be happening all year I looked forward to this movie failing b-but its NOT HAPPENING DAMNIT
>>221861937inflation score happened a long time ago. 8/10 is mid. friends of mine used to run a videogame review site and we actually fought about it. i said anything above 6 is a recommend, they said that 7 is a bad rating
>>221861937I watched Obsession recently, it was okay. Now Odyssey, I'm just not going to watch. Simple as.
Total chud death, chuds are the same annoying shit they proclaim to fight.
>>221863886Whats a chud
>>221863902chad + stud
>>2218638401 star ratings don't go through regardless of account age.
ok Nolanoid
>>221863886SO total woke death too, right?
>>221861937>globally only sold 40MIt's already losing steam lmao
>>221861937Is 8.3 supposed to be good? LOL
>>221861937Why does the box office in wikipedia say 30M? Who is lying?
>>22186257910s and 1s are never organic
>>221862579When there are too many 1s there are usually too many 10s. So the dishonest opinions, both favorable and unfavorable, usually cancel each other.>>221862712This is a correct graph
>>221861937i like how even without the fake jeet 10/10 scores th real one is 7,7, and they still faked the final score on imdbthat site is pure trash, not to mention they lock scores to few days after release just in case shit movies get bad word of mouth
>>221861937>oh no shills couldn't keep the rating at 98% TOTALCHUDVICTORY
W O K E F L O P
>>221865683>anon discovers that fake 1/10 scores distort the mean more than fake 10/10 scoresMathematical genius over here
>>221861937
Is this the single most astroturfed movie so far?
>>221865838the fuck does your retarded post even supposed to mean?my point is that its "weighted" so they make up a score and dont give a real one, the user scores make na difference if there are only 1s or only 10s, the final score will be always the same and hand inputted there by some kike
>>221863045>implying btards didn't become discord trannies
>>221865922>real one>heavily distorted by fake 1/10s
>>2218637252049 is not great but a 1?
>>221865855>"kino..." he whispered under his breath...
>>221865855fucking kek'd
>>221861937Keeeek
>>221864937Yes
the 10/10 reviews are totally organic and not motivated by money or politics at all
>>221866312>clarisse loughreybut i thought she/her didn't like oppenheimer lol
>>221861937Every single one of Nolan's films is overrated. Why would this one be different?
Is this the most astroturfed movie of all time
Most obvious psyop award
>>221862579Remember kids, IMDB's "weighted mean" diminishes the impact of 1 and 10's. Always review bomb (((Hollywood))) goyslop with 2's.
>>221862579Nolanoids lmao.
>>221863636There is no universe where 1 is a fair rating for a movie like this. Dislike it all you want, but for a movie to deserve a 1, it should be an exceptional case where every single aspect of filmmaking has failed. Even shit like Birdemic and House of the Dead aren't *that* bad and get at least a 2.
>>221862579Unweighted averages are always more accurate, as they represent the real opinions of people.1/10 ratings are not trolls are shills: They are people over-rating in an attempt to bring the score closer to what they truly believe it should be. That is to say: They are high-passion votes, and an unweighted mean adjusts for how passionately people hate/love something, while a weighted mean discards that.I think 7.7 is pretty accurate. I'd personally settle it at around ~6.5, but I can see the appeal of soulless edited-like-a-trailer slop to normies.
>>221862712Oppenheimer is like 1 hour longer than it should have been and it's a 7-8
>>221866431
>>221866514>There is no universe where 1 is a fair rating for a movie like this.See.>>221866524A 1 rating means someone passionately hated the film enough to attempt to skew its rating down. Including them results in a better reflection of overall sentiment, as pure hate is a heavier sentiment than mere dislike and should be accounted for in the end result.
>>221862579Ignore those who rated 1 and 10 and you get the real score. So yeah, still kino.
>>221866312>"fearless adaptation"God damn it's really that bad
>>221866603>Ignore those who rated 1 and 10 and you get the real score. So yeah, still kino.Wrong. What you have right now is the hype-based first reaction score. It's hardly representative, scores settle after around 3 months.
>>221866629It's not going to be wildly different in three months. The average score will drop a little, probably to around 7.8, but that graph will look mostly the same.
>>221861937Consume.
>>221862140Your saying my tax dollars are funding outsourced shills coming to Chan & calling me Chud?
>>221866545Pretty sad when written word is a "meme" now
>>221866687>It's not going to be wildly different in three months. The average score will drop a little, probably to around 7.8, but that graph will look mostly the same.Of course it will, you have culture warriors on both sides bombarding it as some kind of spiritual election proxy. Shit's gay.Still though, yes, I think the ~7.5 range is reasonable. It's not that good. Watchable if you turn your brain off, but absolutely bloated with technical failures at every turn. It's an alright movie, but it is not fine cinema.
>>221866545It's not a meme. I know text longer than a paragraph makes your ruined attention span implode.And thanks for reminding us that leftgroids are only capable of plagiarizing and misusing right wing memes.
>>221865855lmao
>>221865855Absolute. Cinema.
>>221866756You're really going to pull a "NO U" over this? Somebody posted a thread the other day with a meme containing far fewer words than that, and it was bombarded with seething about how it was too much text and the left can't meme
>>221866514It's all subjective you retarded shilling faggot. Do you also agree there is no world where this piece of shit movie is a 10?
>>221861945If that.There will be drop off in a fortnight.
>>221866808Ah, so this is the part where you pretend not to understand things.No, a meme is not the same thing as a text post on 4chan.
rings of power has almost seven. imdb is owned by amazon. amazon is globalist propaganda centeal. imagine being proud of being a corporate tool, even for 'bait' reasons. i hope for yourself youre only pretending to be retarded
>>221865855brava, nolan! brava!!!
Why didn't Nolan cast the Minions for this film? I think this film would have been improved if it was performed by Minions. Maybe Felonious Gru could have played the Cyclops?
>>221867040TV show ratings are always higher than movies, a 7 for a show is like a 6 for a movie
>>221865597>So the dishonest opinions, both favorable and unfavorable, usually cancel each other.Not really because IMDB only removes 1 star ratings, but they allow all 10 star ratings.
>>221866451>IMDB's "weighted mean" diminishes the impact of 1 and 10's>and 10sYou're one naive goy.
>>221861937K. I won't be seeing it.
>>221866545Do you not know what a meme is? How embarassing.
>>221862579>polarizing film produces polarized ratingswtf how is this possible?!?
>>221866545>steal meme>use it wrongThe left can’t meme.
>>221861937The discourse online just further convinces me this is all a psyop but not to push woke, its to advertise a mid-tier movie that will break the system if it doesn't make back what it spent.Instead of people saying "oh good the movie turned out to be more entertaining than we originally feared," we get "saar, you are wrong and a failure and I am right and I win everything." Thats classic izzat thinking--I must win and rub your nose in it to make it clear I am superior. Whereas a normal film that looked shitty but turned out to be good generates stuff about how bad the previews were and how it was a relief the film was better than the previews made it look.The reviews for Odyssey all display the hallmarks of Indian dialogue as well. On IMBD you can sort ratings by country and India clearly is shilling this whereas the US and UK ratings are more naturally distributed. Thats why Nolan released it in India first. He knew Himesh playing a main character would mean Indians would rampantly defend it online. He got a week of free PR to milk so opening weekend was sold-out.Word to mouth will chip away at this as the film is objectively boring. All the American PR revolved around the engineered "woke war" Nolan instigated as rage-vertising is the only way to generate discussion about a product anymore. Have fun wasting a chunk of your grocery bill on this slop.
>>221863334Its like that new star wars movie that the left supported because it was one of their own as a director and he had purple haired boss girls and minorities in it.Its not even about the movie, its about people supporting their "team".
If this movie were any good, it wouldn't need an army of mentally ill trannies and ghetto apes screaming that you should go see it or you're a bad person. I'm ok with that, so I am not going to see it.
>>221866977And there it is. The ultimate gotcha of 2026. The magic thing you can post to automatically win all arguments without having to come up with an actual response. If only you didn't do it yourselves all the time too.
>>221867218>>221867287>It's different when we do it, therefore it doesn't count!No. A wall of text is a wall of text. If you're gonna complain about the lefties posting them, then don't post them yourself. I ain't reading that shit either way.
>>221866393>Is this the most astroturfed movie of all timeBlack PantherBut, it might be #2
>>221867302the budget for this shit is 250M+ advertising. It looks like dogshit with paper machete armor kids can make better playing pretend in backyard. they just pay for reviews and bot farms. the box office its making was predicted 200M worldwide months before release. thats because they bought out presales with the budget. nolan is on board of imax and helps develop tech. the film is a giant advertisement for the 'true imax' and new cameras they developed. it will make money off the fake budget. it didnt cost that mucht o make. disney does similar with its ballooned budgets for movies that look like bollywood and cgi from army of indians in credits. they prop up the movie industry with this subsidizing and give illusion of massive success.
>>221863886>People who don't like faggots are just as bad as trannies and faggotsPost nose
>>221867548Lmao seethingBack to r*ddit with you
>>221867548You could try thinking for two fucking seconds broYou could rub two brain cells together and think
>>221867548>open mouth>get it smacked shut>start seethingThe Chuds just never lose.
>>221867152I think you're right, sceptical goy anon. Using the 3 lowest volume nations within IMDB's scoring (i.e less rounding to 1000's, so more accurate base numbers to estimate their calculation), it appears that they DO take only a little off the 10's but those down at 1 to 3 get a lot more... good catch.
>>221866545Kek
>>221866545Classic!
>>221867548stay mad tranny
>>221861937This is not a 10, not even a 9, almost 8 flat, it's already fucked
>>221866545most succinct appraisal of our predicament and you retort with fucking dogethis is who cheers on our captors lol
>caring about shill reviewsthe industry is garbage. pic related. higher than return of the king.
>>221862579>normal people rate it highly because they enjoy it>chuds review bomb it with 1 starsLooks pretty reasonable to me.
>>221861937I think they're getting paid to say that
>>221867302You would think it would be easier to just make a decent movie than to spend all this time and money manipulating people to see dogshit. I guess they are so creatively bankrupt its really the only option they have.
>>221866052deserved for all the retards giving it a 10. Also a completely unnessecary film devoid of soul.
>>221862579I'm lucky enough to not only have a 70mm IMAX screen in my city but friends that are bothered enough to buy tickets for major releases. As a film going experience, it was good. Honestly, I'm more annoyed by the audio, cinematography and dialogue than the casting. It's not a faithful adaptation either, Nolan made the wrong decisions when it comes to the narrative at various points, but to the average person, silly blunders like referring to the bronze age will not register at all. I mean if you look back to the other Nolan films, nothing that I'm saying should be brand new. Did everyone forget how batman was stiff as a brick and had a dumb voice?Despite all this, time flew, I enjoyed it and felt like I was in the boat with Matt Damon. I recommend going for the IMAX experience if you can, but the film will be forgotten and rank mid to low amongst Nolan's filmography.
>check Filmweb.pl yesterday>3.9/10>check it now>7.0/10The fix is in.
>>221867548kek, you boiled that chud freak
>>221863725so you've only seen a couple hundred movies and have no idea what a 1 really is, got it
>>221871153>muh bringing down the rating because it's too highthat completely invalidates all your other ratings
>>221862712>>221862579The average person is literal cattle
>>221861937still these threads? is all what the tranny on tv do with their lives now?
Why are the jews pushing this movie so hard? It's not the chuds, you need to worry about.
>>221866514This is the Room of Nolan films. If it was a comedy, I'd give it 3/10.
I reviewboooombed so much but in the end it didn't even matter. Chudbros, are we losing the culture war?
>>221863725You're fucking retarded, kill yourself
