Here's a non-camrip shot of the "plastic looking" armor
Ancient Greeks had tattoos?
Thanks, looks like shit
>>221862055OH NONONNONO
>>221862055It's so fucking boring, I hate Hollywood
>>221862055Still looks like shit. He should have gone full-in on the stylized armor like the Trojan's or Agamemnon's.
>>221862055It looks even cheaper now that I can see the details, holy shit. So much for "y-y-you have to see it in IMAX!"
>>221862191What would it look like in real life then, pal. show me a good example of something that looks not cheap because it looks fine to me
>>221862055looks plastic
>>221862055costumes borrowed from albanians in "roman armor" asking for 10 euros for a photo near the colosseum in rome
>>221862055damn it's even worse in HD lmao
>>221862055looks worse, thanks
erm why that nigga got a ZIPPEDLOC on he chest.........
>>221862344>show me a good example of something that looks not cheap because it looks fine to meA material actually metalic instead of matte?
What power rangers behind the scenes episode is this?
>>221862376Like you can get metallic finishes on plastic. It's baffling how it looks so shit.
>Hecking vambraces so you know it's ancient!
>>221862486>vambracesAre late medieval.
>>221862055I dont if its being acclaimed by virtually every critic as the greatest film of the 21st century, with armor like that Im definitely not going to watch it now.
>>221862055wow, it really looks like shit
>>221862450Find me a photo then of what a real bronze chestplate would look like
>>221862055Yeah but its not in IMAX so it doesn't count
>>221862621And your picture shows it as well, it's a metallic sheen (reflective), not a matte (light dampening) finish.
>>221862621Your photo has specular reflections. The op doesn't.
>>221862621Are you implying a heavily corroded bronze plate from the 5th century BC (3 centuries after the Odyssey was written, 7 centuries after the Odyssey took place) is in any way comparable to how a bronze suit of armor would look like at that time?
>>221862696It's not even that, it's that the armour on the set in the OP is very clearly not metal. It's non reflective.
>>221862621>iron age bronze armor>helmet 200 years older than the armor, presented as a set>helmet is a hundred years younger than Homer
>>221862055He has a wife, you know?
Fucking kek, every orc extra that is not a cgi in LotR has better armor.
>>221862772Probably because you can't cross verify with any historical records to spas out and be.Autistic over
>>221862772Yeah it was made out of polyurethane but they at least bothered to provide an actual finish to the armour that that made it look metallic.
>>221862055Yup, that looks like plastic alright.
>>221862621>nipples and belly button This was designed to stun the enemy by making them cum
>>221862100or full on Reign The Conqueror
None of the armor in this movie looks good
>>221862805>you cant cross verifyNiggers existed anon.
They could literally buy all this garbage from Temu and it would look better, jfc
>>221862671Why didn't we get bronze age kino with these whacky armor designs?
I want historic realism
>>221866021I don't it looks like a dunce hat
>>221866021Any proof it was like that? Just looks like they assembled the pieces however they wanted.
The film would have looked so much more distinct and kino if they used authentic panoply armor.
>>221865864If you have armor like these then what would the trojan horse look like?
>>221866044Prepare...to...go...one....step....BEYOND>>221866077I don't know they claim they found examples in tombs and things.
>>221866021
>>221862479>Like you can get metallic finishes on plastic. It's baffling how it looks so shit.These tubes are $5 each
>>221866077>Any proof it was like that? Just looks like they assembled the pieces however they wanted.Yes that's authentic, it's even explicitly stated that Odysseus wears one in the original text.
>>221862055Gr**K Front Tacticool
Every fucking frame of The Odyssey was unironically the ugliest frame I had ever seen in a film up to that point.How did they make the film SO ugly? On IMAX film too. It shouldn't even be possible.
>>221862055His beard sure is perfectly trimmed for a aging soldier who's been traveling at sea for years on end.
>>221866304>His beard sure is perfectly trimmed for a aging soldier who's been traveling at sea for years on end.Wait, are you saying Soldiers have sharp blades to trim their beards?! What?! Since when!?
>>221862055It looks like plant pots made with resin.
>>221862055Why do they keep casting Matt Damon in things when he can only play Matt Damon?
>>221862427AVE ET SALVETE
>>221862344>it's ok to cast an ugly baboon as Helen of Troy because it's fiction, chud>you can't have stylized armor because it's not historically accurate!!I hate disingenuous fucks like you. Spirit Halloween sells better looking armor than this half billion dollar movie could scrounge up.
>>221866021The 65 IQ community would call this racist because it looks too close to white hoods
>>221866376Stop crying and take your medication
>>221862055Why is plastic looking in quotations when it looks like plastic?
>>221866144Their tits should be exposed. I want historical accuracy.
>>221862055mogged by bbc
>>221862078Brainlet, cavemen had tattoos
>>221863264Ah yes, Homo Thong Warriors
The armors look like modern sports car design
>>221862055It looks like a Halloween costume.
>>221866679Nolan has stocks in Party City bro, he just wanted to boost his porftolio please understand.
>>221862344Even the fantasy cosplayers have better armor than Hollywood.
>>221862055uh that's where my broom went.
>>221866655>>221866144>>221866109>>221866081>>221862671
>>221866955GOD FUCK IT LOOKS SO GOOD WHY DID THEY GO WITH PARTY CITY PLASTIC GARBAGE
>>221862078Tattoos aren't a modern invention. Ötzi, the iceman who dates to 3500 b.c. has tattoos.
>>221862055yeah, that is a shitty looking armor. But I think the giant warrior armour looks much worse.
>>221862055Now put the shitcolor sepia filter on it that's covering the whole film.
>>221866983Left wing people literally hate beauty. That is the actual and explicit and non-ironic reason.
>>221866955Halt Greek dog!
>>221866447Not an argument, shill
>>221862055>cosplayers put more effort into their work than professional costumers who make seven figures a yearI blame the unions
>>221862055Looks like quickly drybrushed plastic from a fancy dress shop.
>ywn get accurate homeric cycle kino:[
>>221867316>people who are there for paycheck vs people who spend paycheck on their hobbyThe fuck did you expect? Hollywood passion died 2-3 decades ago at this point, everything who is there is there for paycheck and does bare minimum.
>>221867316blame nolan, he's one of the main offenders as far as "grey art direction" is concerned. if he asked for colour they'd give it to him.
>>221867420I expected professionalism. I forgot the industry is governed by communists and Jews though
>>221862055Looks so fucking shit.Is this what 250 million dollaridoos buys you these days? Inflation is a bitch
Old worldlers were so fucking cringe lol. All these ugly autistic armors
>>221867419Is the whole horned demon thing that the schizoid abrahamists have just a leftover trauma of them getting brutalized by the bronze age chads in those helmets?
>>221866558Legendary post
>>221866955These would look so fucking cool on big screen, but probably nightmare to shoot in.They would also make a cool visual trick by turning cyan patina through the weeks and months in the time the story takes place.>221862621t. screenwriter
>its sold out
>>221867556any self-respecting army doing a siege would have plenty of time to polish their gear
>>221867316unions destroyed hollywoodeveryday it becomes clearer
>>221867545What do you think their ludicrous David vs Goliath fanfic is about?
>>221867626Unions destroy everything they touch and rely solely on the "without unionnns you wouldn't have benefits" myth.
>>221867670David vs Goliath is literally about technology being superior of genetics.Goliath lost before the battle, he was just a big target to put rocks in.>>221867594Pretty sure the story takes place over 20years or so? The point is still that the armour would look better, and with wear it would look even more cool with presenting passage of time.t. screenwriter
Whover the king with the spine helmet was, the actor is way too young
>>221867719>a rock is superior technology to bronze armorIt wasn't about that at all, it was another story about how Yaweh is the best god and blesses Israel and David by helping them kill everyone around them
>>221867693they destroyed screenwriting, they destroyed photography, they destroyed set design and now we can't even fucking have nice costume design
>>221867773And the armour didn't help him at all since the sling was superior, he was just a big target, but lets agree we disagree.
>>221867719It was really just a mythololzation of how Alexander the great’s army functioned. Use rocks and slings to take out the biggest and toughest looking opponents fast and quick to break the morale of the rest.
>>221867719Goliath issued a formal duel to spare lives from both sides, winner takes all. David did not honor the duel, figuratively brought a gun into a sword fight and to no one's surprise he won. And then the Israelites went and butchered the philistines because why not. So it is a story of subverting the rules and morals of your enemies for your own gain. Effective, yes, but takes away your victim card if everyone turns out to hate your cheating ass.
authentic bronze-age t-shirt lmao.
>>221866239maybe don't watch a camrip, dumbass
>>221867898>"A-and then a scrawny shepherd boy defeated all of those giant ARYVN demigod chuds and their B-BWCs!!"
>>221866558Well that does look a lot closer to the time period than the stereotypical Peloponnesian War armour that everybody keeps insisting on using.
>>221867316I bet the costuming department wanted to do better stuff but the execs said that it was too expensive or looked boring. That's how this usually goes.
>>221862621armor was a status symbol and super expensivethey would take care of it by oiling and polishing it this is just armor sitting in a museum not being properly taken care of
>>221862621Even this 2,500 year old armor still looks metallic and has some sheen to it.You're a moron anon.
>>221862055$250 fucking million dollar budget btw.
>>221868360That's the point that the retards are missing.>pic related.
>>221867455No you expected passion and you got professionalism. Professionalism is doing exactly what you are told how you are told with acceptable quality, which is what you got in the movie. Passion is going above and beyond to the point of challenging the director just because you think it will improve the end result and you care. Passion was barely there in late 90s already, nowdays it is just professionalism.
>>221866733This is similar to how OF whores look hotter than any Hollywood actresses. It is not a meritocracy, sadly.
>>221862055LOLIt looks exactly like it was modelled after Ellen Page!!
>>221868055This is all very on brand when you think about it
>>221868055>and to no one's surpriseslings were somewhat new technology at the time and a bit of leather and a rock was a laughable "weapon."
>>2218669551 main villain2 mc sidekick3 MC4 evil guards5 evil sidekick6 grunts
>>221868797Bullshit. Humans have been using slings at least as far as 6000 BC in Levant. Potentially earlier but you know, leather strips don't preserve too well to leave archaeological record..
>>221862055is this supposed to disprove it looks like cheap shit?
Maybe Noolang wants to "empathize" with all the cosplayers of his crap.
>>221866655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVLJ4NUQz6Ineed to see Dequitem fight in it
>>221867719>>221868055Goliath had a javelin.
>>221862055>saggy man tits carved into the breastplatekek
>>221862055I wonder if those prop artists quietly resent being tasked with producing such uninspired slop
>>221866376I concur with>>221866447
>>221868055>retard forgets goliath blasphemed the Most High God of israelIts hubris to forget that fact
