>THIS is what chuds are mad about8 fucking minutesOf a 3 hour movie
>>221865083we're not supposed to care because it's so short, but you're spending days on end criticizing us for caring, so we don't get to have a valid opinion in your eyes, but your condemnation of our is totally validyou wouldn't have happened to be from tumblr by chance when it was still active
>>221865083The rest of the movie sucks too.
>>221865083So the movie lasting 3 hours is an argument to go watch it for you?
STOP CARING AND GO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU NAZI INCEL CHUDS!!!
>>221865083that's nice nigger, still wont watch your trannyslop
Why should we pay to watch the movie when the actors already got payed
Her silence is deafening.
>2 mins shit is tastier than 20 mins shit
>>221865083do you mean you will be fine of watching two times 4 minutes ads in the middle of the movie?
>>221865083Actually thats over 9 minutes
>>221865179Ya, the entire woke agenda consists of making society destroying harmful level propaganda, and then filling it into children's movies and popular IPs, and then threatening to ruin or attack anyone that complains about it. Nobody in the world wants to be near a negro, but they are made the best friend / the hero / the qween in nearly every movie now. You will be forced to see gleeful negros dancing around on your screen, you are not allowed to watch a movie without at least a few chunks of poop in it.
>>221865083why cant leftist in math?
>>221865217This but unironically
>>221865083Frankly 8 minutes of shit even in a 3 hour movie is way to much and will leave a dent, especially when it's this egregious and jarring
>>221865083Still not watching the garbage film
>>221865083wait what? how is ellen poon not the main character? isn't achilles the literal central protagonist for both the iliad and the odyssey?
>>221865083So shills went from>everyone likes it so you must tooTo>it wasn't THAT bad
No, I'm angry because a movie about a greek foundational myth casts western europeans, indians and blacks instead of hellenic mediterraneans.
>>221865449It's 2h50m of shit. The only worthwhile scene was the sack of Troy.
>>221865083Imagine being so much of a raped kikeslave that you're defending a flop that decided to put a sepia filter on a film set in the fucking Adriatic Med (one of the most beautiful places in the world) for literally no reason.KWAB
>>221865749Odysseus is the protagonist!!! Get it right!
>>221865083So why were they such a marketing focus?
>>221866059DEI points for Oscar nominationsI'm not joking, look it up
>>221865083>There's only a TINY bit of excrement in the stew, why aren't you eating it?
>>221865749are you dumb? maybe read the odyssey
>>221865083total screen time of dinosaurs in jurassic park: 14 minutes
>>221865083Are those actually scenes from the movie and you are too retarded to upscale them like a normal human being or are these fully AI generated?
Is the screen time of 3m 42s for both of her characters or just Helen of Detroit? Who am I kidding, nobody actually went to see this shit.
>>221865083the entire film is shit. the music is shit. the acting is shit. the cast is shit. the script is shit. the plot is shit. the non-linear storytelling is shit.it is one massive fail.the DEI and tranny is just the icing on the shit cake.
>>221865781Troy used Americans and Brits, the mini-series used Greeks and Brits.
I’m not watching it
>>221865083Thats actually hilarious that they've marketed Ellen so high up for only 5 minutes of screentime. Fucking hilarious. What a fucking fraud.
I don't know what to say.I didn't like the film. Doug Walker was right, almost every aspect of it sucks. Editing. Pacing. Casting. Performances. Soundtrack. It's all shit. How could anyone like it?
>>221865083Doesn't matter, the fact that he did it at all is bad enough and compromises the entire thing
>>221865083im mad that a dogshit movie is being rated higher than Return of the King just because its woke as can be.
>>221865749Page does not play Achilles. He/she/they plays a soldier who gets tricked into presenting the horse to the Trojans, then gets killed almost immediately.Achilles does not appear in the film.Odysseus speaks to Page's character in the underworld. Since he speaks to Achilles there in the original, some are claiming that the character is supposed to be a renamed Achilles. This doesn't make much sense since he speaks to multiple people there and nothing else about Page's character resembles Achilles.
>>221865083don't care. still not watching it
>>221866399These big hollywood movies are thrown together at the last possible second to maximize audience testing. They could change or edit anything.
>>221865083Nolan danced on chuds.Thank God. Maybe historical epics are back on the menu again.
>>221865083if you support Hollywood diversity quota for best picture you should immediately off yourself
>Ellen Page/Sinon Fine acting nothing wrong with it>Helen of Troy+Anne Hathaway as Penelope Fucking dog shit both should've been replaced with better actors. Charlize Theron honestly could've played the shit out of Penelope if chris nolan didn't have a hard on for Anne Hathaway. She is fucking atrocious and always has
>>221866399He plays Sonin, soldier who indeeds get tricked into giving the Trojans the horse. Honestly he was great in the undead scene. The black women barely feature at all. They have like 5 lines combined. The black guy thats friends with robert pattison was acted fine as well. All this outrage over literally nothing
>>221866592Why would I spent my money to go watch ugly people that despise me?
>>221865083I wont be watching
>>221866631Have you tried not being racist
>>221866664Have you tried not being ugly?
>>221865083>8 fucking minutes>Of a 3 hour movieWhy should there even be 1 minute of this crap? Nolanoid standards, my god
it makes me so happy to see chuds keep losing
>>221865083>Muh chudsThose 8 minutes aside. The rest of the 3 hours was absolutely mediocre and embarrassing.
>but sir, the REST of your soup is good!
Don't ever forget that Argentina used to be 85% white.Ignore the resentful brown people who want to make others believe that we're brown like them so they can feel better about themselves.w, w, w, ., a, m, r, e, n, ., c, o, m, /, f, e, a, t, u, r, e, s, /, 2, 0, 1, 7, /, 0, 4, /, a, r, g, e, n, t, i, n, a, -, a, -, m, i, r, r, o, r, -, o, f, -, y, o, u, r, -, f, u, t, u, r, e, -, b, u, e, n, o, s, -, a, i, r, e, s, -, l, a, t, i, n, -, a, m, e, r, i, c, a, /!
>>221865083>5m 30s + 3m 42s = 8 minutes
Why do chuds post on a chud site pretending to not be chuds and shit on themselves for some goyslop no one will remember in a month?
>it's just one tiny fleck of shit in your sandwich!
>>221865083>I can't believe that female was angry about getting raped.>It took like 5 minutes and her life is gonna be like 90 years. That's only 0.0000001% of her life getting raped!
>>221865083That's worse because it implies Nolan has no convictions. He's thrown a few DEIs some minor screen time to appease Hollywood. He knows they shouldn't be in the film but he doesn't have the balls to exclude them or to say fuck the racists I am making a diverse OdysseyIts like when all White TV shows give an important in universe role to a black actor like Head Chief of the Department but in the show they only appear for 30 seconds per episode. Liberals really are the biggest racists.
>>221865083>only made 39 million globally on it's opening weekendlol, lmao even. No one is seeing this trash which explains why the shill campaign is hitting overdrive
>>221867088Everything is fake and gay. Every music chart and the New York Times bestseller list are all paid for like any other bit of advertising. Every awards show. And this movie is still going to bomb because it's so shit.
>>221865083But it's not just them. It's Zendanya, that faggot that plays Spider-man, Bernthal and Travis Scott. This on top of Matt Damon being a terrible choice for Oddysseus, and those armors.
>>221865083>bro i only raped her for 8 minutes what's the big deal
>>221865083This Nolan joint is three fucking hours?! Now i'm definitely not watching.
>>221865256Her?
8 minutes is longer than you think. Try holding your breath for 8 minutes.
>>221865359Open your eyes to very minor characters who get to display some form of authority over the protagonist. Think the black dean or dean assistant or whatever she was in Spiderman when he's trying to get accepted. These kinds of people are always black. Minor doctor roles etc who get to tell the protagonist to stfu they don't know anything type characters
>>221865392Why do you believe that a movie is entitled to my money?
>>221867225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd4TWQj9N7QWatch this on repeat for 3 minutes 42 seconds
>>221866399>Odysseus speaks to Page's character in the underworld. Since he speaks to Achilles there in the original, some are claiming that the character is supposed to be a renamed Achilles. This doesn't make much sense since he speaks to multiple people there and nothing else about Page's character resembles Achilles.Why is Achilles not one of the multiple people Odysseus speaks to in Hades?
>>221865217Nah nigga I'm good. Looks p. gay and rarted.
It wasnt a bad movie but nothing spectacular either id give it a 7 out of 10. The Elliot page stuff was retarded even if it was only a few mins. The way Matt Damon shot his bow the whole movie pissed me off the most. It was like a 7 year old playing cowboys and Indians and then his axe swinging 1 v 20 at the end was almost comical
>>221865083Buy an ad, faggots
>>221865083There is a whole lost of issues besides the completely incorrect choice of casting those two clowns.
>>221866592>He plays Sonin, soldier who indeeds get tricked into giving the Trojans the horseNo, SINON does not get tricked into giving the Trojans the horse you fucking retard.
>>221865083ANY amount of screentime for the detestable trannies is too much. The only place for trannies on the big screen is in the Second Shoah documentaries.
>>221866664>movie created by people who hate whites >specifically created to spitefully ruin source material that only whites enjoy>whites are racist for not giving their money to these people to watch a film that was designed to be offensive to whitesHave you tried fucking yourself
>>221865083Those numbers feel really high. The scene where ellen runs is like 30 seconds, and the hades scene is like 2 minutesLupita kind of doesnt count because she plays 2 characters Helen and Clytemnestra, Clytemnestra gets like 3 minutes of screen time and helen gets like 30 seconds
>>221867530>she plays 2 characters Helen and Clytemnestrawut
>>221865083
>>221867463It was actually funny because Ellens character dies immediately pathetically like that scrawny boy in TroyBut what was even funnier is when Odysseus calls to Hades for help, talks to Ellen "Sinon" and shes like "you lied to me, you set me up to die" and then you find out that robert pattinsons character was supposed to be the one to fight and ellen was supposed to stay in ithaca but he swapped their straws (or whatever they were)
>>221865083>I only smeared shit on the corner of your sandwich, it’s still a great sandwich, eat it anyway!
>>221867574Yeah they're twins in the movie. Dont ask me why, i have no idea why
>>221867644>OP is Christopher Nolan
>>221867674I mean i can understand you dont like the casting. Its a legit complaint. I went into wanting to dunk on it but i hate to admit i was wrong and the movie was good (and i hate admitting im wrong)
>>221867440Am i the only one who keeps thinking of this every time i hear this niggas name
>>2218650838 minutes too much. I don't want to see shit even if for a minute but you do you
>>221865083>5 minutes and 52 seconds of screentime>still wins Academy Award for actingHollywoodfags set the standard decades ago
>>221865083>the movie is good 2 hours in bro
>>221867231Ya i wanted to watch a random flick the other night so I put on nobody 2. I was a little surprised when they showed this invincible killer assassin, and then he had a black boss that he cowers too. Then the noble good guy boss later is a mexican guy who runs all the white men in town. Then the lead's best friend (and brother?) is a samurai negro. The villain is evil white woman, which is okay because she is a boss above a lot of whites men but not above the noble mexican or negro bosses. It seems like it is like this in all movies now, the true messaging is always being shown through race based casting decisions.
>>221865083What if Odysseus spent 10 seconds saying he doesn't like homosexuals
>>221865083>I get to decide what you get to care aboutNot how it works nigger, lmao get fired.
my immersion shattered
gonna wait for the nick fuentes review for this one
>>221867723Nobody owes this movie attention.
>>221865083Black Helen was honestly not that bad. Ellen was ridiculous and broke immersion every time she showed up. And hers was an important character (far moreso than Helen) despite the low screen time.
>>221867921that's great. I'm just waiting for the mlk doc where he's played by a white guy. after all it's just a movie what's the big deal.
>>221865083only one second can ruin a movie retard
>>221867440Did you watch the movie? He did get tricked, which is why he was pissed at Odysseus in Hades. He thought it was just a gift (like the Trojans) and did not know about the actual plan.
>>221867948Judy Dench is still alive rightShe can play Rosa Parks
>>221867965She/their was killed within seconds though. They never even found out if it was a gift.
>>221868015>They never even found out if it was a gift.Her dialogue is literally "this is a gift"
>>221867948you can now make that at home with an llm in a couple of hours. what's stopping you?
>>221868041Which they obviously didn't believe
>>221865083No, the entire movie is bad actually. It's funny that the retarded tiktok editing and patented Nolan confuse-o-vision total spatial incoherence isn't panned more by supposed film critics.
>>221868046im not indian
>>221867921>Black Helen was honestly not that badkys
>>221867231Even the backrooms made sure the actually fantastic character of Clark (character first, black second) gets dressed down by someone slightly higher on the opression pyramid scheme. A liberal white woman. God forbid we have a confident man who wields his authority and DOESNT constantly remind you that theyre black. The agenda is to knowingly push all this shit, then act like you're crazy for noticing. Its all part of the scam.
>>221868096Let's test that. What's your opinion on toilets?
I CANT SNEED
>>221868233big fan
>>221868136Holy shit they picked her for Helen? Why would they do that? I can imagine some sort of token nig or else the Jews will realize Nolans involvement in the Epstein files, Mossad blackmail and all that…but Helen? The most beautiful girl in the world? Being black definitely precludes you from being the most beautiful in the world.
>>221868258Then you aren't an indian. Congrats.
>>221866821kek you wish troon
>>221865083>thinks internet social shaming works on peopleIf it ever did, then there wouldn't be a long list of woke flops, bro.
>>221866821what's a chud?
I might watch it but the costuming is so bad I just can't be bothered. Everyone looks like a larper and it takes me out of the movie, I know I couldn't enjoy it even if it was great otherwise.
>>221868336What province in India are you in?
>>221867921>Black Helen was honestly not that bad
>>221868090Christopher Nolan the Christopher Nolan, 8 time Oscar nominee Christopher Nolan, two time Oscar winner Christopher Nolan filmed this sequence and was perfectly ok with it
>>221868334I hate negros so much its unreal. Even looking at them is unpleasant and should be stopped, who wants to look at this baboon? you can practically smell her dirty unwashed monkey butt through the screen. People probably have to clean up after her multiple times at the studio when she pisses and shits on the floor and other things like her monkey kind is known to do.
>>221868389what's a chud?
>>221865083>3 hoursOh lord people are gonna walk out of the theaters totally deaf thanks to Nolan’s retarded sound editing
>>221866592>he
>>221868627Even they hate looking at each other. That's why so many of them adopt non-Black and outright White features, and they've normalized hair-hats. Most of their racism comes from the fact that whites possess traits Blacks don't.
>>221865083The movie looks legitimately bad
>>221865083Making Helen the darkest Nubian woman the casting directors could find is def a Jewish middle finger to anyone who cares about historical accuracyLet's at least be honest about that
>>221865877I appreciate this takeThe movie looks butt-ugly like most modern filmsDesaturated modern slopWhy even go through the trouble of filming in imax when you're going to make it gray as fuckNolan has always been *trash* with a few exceptions. I like Memento, I like how it isn't grayModern movies are so ugly bros
shant be watching simple as seethe
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>>221867157>Travis scottthis ugly simian should be nowhere near this filmUnconscionable
>>221868931Travis Scott should be inside of a fucking jail cellhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroworld_Festival_crowd_crush
>>221868974Exactly. You can just manslaughter people in the West but as long as you have money you can get away with it. Fucking disgusting. The law was supposed to be above all.
>>221865083Lets run through a tree!
>>221867801It's the same how you'll notice in print media they capitalize black but use lowercase for white. That is not coincidence. That is Jewish social engineering to diminish White and elevate black. You can do your part by reversing the jewish power dynamics in language by doing the opposite, as I've done in this post.
>>221865083>Why do you care chud?Says a person who obviously cares a lot
>>221869013>Jewish social engineering
>>221868334>Mass immigration of 3rld world trash >Trojan horse into the west led by NGOs with Star of David flags on it Now that's an Osdyseee propaganda film I would pay to see
Would any of you be crying if this movie only had straight white males instead of Mediterraneans and greeks? I mean its about the historical accuracy right?
>food analogy
>>221869073depends, would they be shagging each other up the shitter? asking for a friend
>>221865083>8 fucking minutes1 second is too long shitting on White Greeks. Next to make it 0 seconds, faggot.
>>221865083yes, furious. please post more webms so i can "rage"
>>221865359it's the backbone of the lie because so few have lived experiences of the thing they're depicting literal fake it until you make it while spitting at anyone calling them a faker
>>221869210sent web
>>221869073The problem is it they don't pick a direction. A film with all American blacks would be more entertaining than this. They don't have the balls to do that thought because it's so beholden to hollywood favors and deals so it's just a bowl of grey sludge.
>>221869217
>>221868334Did they cgi blue eyes on her?
>>221869210>woke derangement syndrome
>>221865083you would be mad too if wakanda was depicted as a white man for 5 seconds
>>221869315>black fetishist syndrome
>>221865083seems like OP loves to take it in the ass.
>>221868974he should be in jail just for making shitty music
>>221869292No. It's an Ai upscale of the shitty cam rip that is out. You're pretty stupid, dude.
biggest wokeflop this year
>>221865083Why don't they cast attractive blacktresses though?
>>221865083That actually makes it even worse.It shows that you didn't even care enough about these actors to cast them in a substantial role, they're just there to tick the boxes for the oscar rules and fuck up the immersion of the film.This is the most egregious of slop dei filmmaking.
>>221866664>implying that niggers aren't racist.you're officialy retarded.
>>221869493So many women are involved in the decision making processes that they would never allow a younger more attractive woman to shine. The pool of actors and actresses is already stagnant due to so much nepotism and corporate thinking.
>>221868334LOL.
>>221869034>Trump is a Zionist stooge and got us involved in the Iran War because he's Bibis lapdog>This somehow proves Jewish social engineering is NOT a thing Try again sweetie
>>221865083>
>>221869073The movie is a modern adaptation of the Odyssey, it's garbage and the casting has nothing to do with it.
>>221865083If chuds are such an irrelevant segment of the market why are there constant threads here from you faggots?
>>221865083>one harmless little turd floating in the 10 gallon punchbowl and all you racist chuds get mad, but why?
>>221869210>White Greeks
>>221869495Ya, that's how I see it too. A film is a piece of art like a painting, once they add any corporate / political / agenda required messaging into it, it is no longer art, it is now propaganda. Even if it is subtle or overt propaganda, that is what it is being used as a vehicle for now, so all artistic value is gone. Any movie that is being used in this way should be noted as doing such like:> Caution this movie contains scenes intended to promote white populations to be demoralized, become mongrelized, and promotes sex organ removal surgeries.This should especially be noted in children's media, because they are having a propanda extravaganza at Disney and Pixar lately for children's movies and TV shows, packing them so full of bad stuff, intended for kids.
>>221865083thats 9 minutes you stupid american
>>221868015>their was killed
>>221870010Them was killed as soon as them showed up.
Isaac Newton: the movie>directed by Chris Nolan>starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sir Isaac Newton & Michael Cera as Albert Einstein>Newton watches an apple fall to the ground>a light bulb appears over his head>”This must be gravity — one of the four fundamental forces of nature!”>looks directly at the camera>”But… something about my theory of gravity is still incomplete…”>winks at the camera>Morgan Freeman starts narrating:>”Einstein would later go on to develop his famous theory of relativity, and the rest, as we say, is history…”>momentary pause>Newton: “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”>purple Cadillac rolls up, the windows roll down and marijuana smoke starts billowing out>Albert Einstein, Bill Nye, Queen Latifah, and Method Man get out of the car>Einstein: “Isaac, you forgot to mention all the people of color who contributed to our understanding of modern physics!”>Bill Nye: ”Einstein’s theory of relativity only succeeded because he stood on the shoulders of African giants.”>Queen Latifah stands there and does that funny neck-bob thing that she does>Method Man smacks his forehead like “dope!”>screen fades to black>”Bad Boy” by Juice WRLD & Young Thug starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9t8WGDwfg>credits roll, starting with a special shout-out to the African scientist who invented peanut butter
>>221865217I refuse.
>>221865749Ellen plays sinon, who isn't is the original illiad/odyssey by homer but is in the Aeneid as having helped deceived the Trojans into taking the horse into the city as a peace offering for terms of surrender.
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>>221865083>it's just a little bit of feces mixed in with your goyslop
By having five minutes of a tranny on screen, you're saying its okay for them to be on screen in any capacity.
>>221870056sounds more like James Gunnnot pretentious and pseudo intellectual enough for Nolan
>>221865083How much of it has some of the worst fight choreography?How much of it has shitty dialogue?How much of it has bland as fuck scenery and color and poorly designed outfits?How much of it is shitty cinematography?How much of it is Damon, a shitty actor?
>>221867511>>specifically created to spitefully ruin source material that only whites enjoyBro like I get why you're mad but greek mythology is not something that "whites only enjoy" like you don't gotta make us look bad.
>>221868633They live underhround and eat other humans
>>221865083No. The movie looks like shit. Replace Lupita with Sydney Sweeney and it wouldn't change how dull Nolan's post-Interstellar works are.
>>221869034>posts the most jewish president in history to disprove your point
>>221865392This but ironically
>>221866269Thank you, Christopher Nolan.He either scuttled the ship, or he's gone full retard.Or maybe he didn't even have anything to do with it and it was all AI slop. I don't know. All I can say is that the last watchable movie he made was about a big guy. For me.
>>221869034>wall of textThe left can't meme. Unironically.>>221870417We will win, brother.
>>221870056>Method Man smacks his forehead like “dope!”
Why was Achilles not even in it?And if they wanted me to feel bad for the sack of Troy, maybe they should've had Hector in it or something, and not portray the Trojans like mindless storm troopers.
I kinda have a craving for kinoplex popcorn right now, is the Odyssey really that bad?
>>221865083>THIS is what chuds are mad about>8 fucking minutes>Of a 3 hour movieWhen you consider how long her lifetime is , why make a big deal out of 8 minutes of rape ?Why are you complaining ? There is only a little shit in your food .Why you so mad ? You've got 10 fingers, I only cut 1 off.INCREMENTALISMAs an anon discussed in another thread . The " its just a little part of xxxx " is a strategy to break down resistance , to make the normie feel like its ok to violate his principles or standards. Now he is compromised and soon he simply accepts the violation without reservation.
>>221870914Hector would have already been dead before the sack but I'm sure they could have included him in a flashback since his widow would have been a prominent character during it
Reminder that the exact same people saying "They're only in it for 5 minutes, it doesn't even matter" will be demanding they get handed awards for their performances.
>>221865083those two were the smallest issue the movie had, which was probably exactly why they put them in. making sure diversity culture warriors run endless defense for free
white people culture and stories can't be portrayed with spectacle, to glorify white culture by means of making competent media about it is a form of racismin the pursuance of anti-racism, white culture needs to be rendered meaningless by degrading the means by which it is portrayedtheir gods need to be replaced by comic book equivalentstheir myths rendered into cheap plastic paste, until all their particularities are associated with ugliness and dissolutionin that way, we can make them abandon the last vestiges of their culture and render them completely rootless of their own volition
>>221871244It's amazing how many people I've seen critising the film have to clarify it with "uhh I'm not a Chud or a culture warrior and I don't have black/trans people" preamble before they make their actual point.Most people are genuinely mentally raped
>>221871207>ugh, it's only 5 minutes, don't you feel silly for complaining?>btw it is of absolutely crucial importance that we put them in, this is non-negotiable
>>221865083>come on ladies it's only an 8 minute rape scene >what do you mean you dont want to watch an indian shit on a crucifix for 8 minutes bigot>hey soul brother it's just 8 minutes of Paul Rudd as MLK and Peewee herman as Maclom X, what's the big deal my man?
>>221871580seethe chud
