>Frodo, the Dark Lord's eyes are upon Lothlórien. Do you think I look fat in this dress? I don't want Hal-, I mean, Sauron to think that he dodged an arrowand forced me to downgrade. I mean, Celeborn is wise and all, but the guy can't read the fucking room for the life of him. You saw how he was going on and on about much desiring to speak with Gandalf when the dude was clearly dead and you mortal pussies were obviously crying over him? Everyone was so embarrassed they didn't even want to answer my husband. By Eru, imagine spending an entire age around this fat fuck, having to pretend your daughter is actually his — and not the product of a dozen wild nights adrift when you were down bad and fucked a bad boy Maiar on a raft 'till your heart's content because you were sure you were gonna die in the sea. I mean, you are going to Mordor, right? So, could you stop by the Tower and see if Halbrand has any girl around or something? Just don't tell my husband I asked. By the way, the spider bitch does not count, I know well what Sauron likes in bed and that 4-legged whore couldn't do half what I did.
Extremely embarrassing post.
ROP is shit and so is your post, OP.
