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I knew Nolan was truly washed when he threw Einstein into Oppenheimer like some capeshit cameo. Very much a 14 year old's idea of a serious movie.
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yeah it took me out of the movie too. why have a fictional character show up in a srs based on a true story type film.
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Loving the free rent, OP. I would like to renew the lease for another year. Same price, no deposit.
t. Nolan
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>>221869240
I knew Nolan was truly washed when he used CGI to render Florence Pugh's titties and then subjected the audience to that lame fucking gasoline bomb.

>>221869341
Nolanoid, he doesn't even care that you exist, let alone that you're fighting on his behalf.
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>>221869616
Keep seething, OP. Thank you for spending time and energy acknowledging my works. More to come!
t. Nolan
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>>221869240
>some capeshit cameo
???
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Not OP. And Odyssey is in that special class of plebbit cinema like Barbie and Everything Everywhere of movies I will never even bother watching. Oppenheimer was a boring mess and I'm kind of through with the guy.
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Isaac Newton: the movie
>directed by Chris Nolan
>starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sir Isaac Newton & Michael Cera as Albert Einstein
>Newton watches an apple fall to the ground
>a light bulb appears over his head
>”This must be gravity — one of the four fundamental forces of nature!”
>looks directly at the camera
>”But… something about my theory of gravity is still incomplete…”
>winks at the camera
>Morgan Freeman starts narrating:
>”Einstein would later go on to develop his famous theory of relativity, and the rest, as we say, is history…”
>momentary pause
>Newton: “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
>purple Cadillac rolls up, the windows roll down and marijuana smoke starts billowing out
>Albert Einstein, Bill Nye, Queen Latifah, and Method Man get out of the car
>Einstein: “Isaac, you forgot to mention all the people of color who contributed to our understanding of modern physics!”
>Bill Nye: ”Einstein’s theory of relativity only succeeded because he stood on the shoulders of African giants.”
>Queen Latifah stands there and does that funny neck-bob thing that she does
>Method Man smacks his forehead like “dope!”
>screen fades to black
>”Bad Boy” by Juice WRLD & Young Thug starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9t8WGDwfg
>credits roll, starting with a special shout-out to the African scientist who invented peanut butter



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