>did I stutter?Literally how do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>221869261No fucking way I would ever let any of my employees talk to me like that.
>>221869261>keep talking to me like that and I'll MAKE you stutter for the rest of your life
>>221869261You play along like nothing happened. At the end of that day you ask him to your office, tell him how much of a value his service was for the company and demote him to a janitor.
>>221869261I would apologize to this black gentleman and ask for his forgiveness.
> ye-ye-yes y-y-you d-d-didEasy.
>>221869510Maybe even get on your knees and take pants off to worship is mahogany wood
>>221869455*part time janitorthe best way to get people to quit is cut their hours down progressively, eventually they're just in a position they have to quit to pay bills
>>221869261My leadership style is Michael Scott except I never raise my voice or discipline anyone
>>221869261Being an office manager is literally just being a daycare nanny. You'll have to constantly deal with wagies misbehaving or testing your boundaries even if they're full grown ass adults because here's a news flash. You can be the best well liked and understanding manager but all your subordinates will still hate your guts and constantly be talking shit about you behind your back and one of them like Stanley in this situation is dying for the right opportunity to challenge your authority in front of everyone to elevate their own selves. You have to truly separate yourself away from them. With that said what Michael should've done is briefly but directly told Stanley "I'm going to stop you there and we will discuss this later at my office" or circle back offline if it's some shitty Teams meeting. Then at the office here comes the hard part. You can't actually write him up let alone fire him but give him a verbal warning and give him the whole HR drivel of respecting other people the workplace and how if this happens once again it will become a disciplinary matter i.e formal write up.Immediately after that meeting an email gets sent to him documenting the situation and to please reach out anytime blah blah blah but really it's just to submit to HR in the case he chimps out again. He then understands I have leverage against his entire career and he either backs the fuck off or continues to chimp out in which I can then get HR to fire him t. Manager who's gotten his own previous managers fired
>>221869972More like a daycare tranny
>>221869972Your authority is a modern societal construct and this worldwide corporate house of cards is standing between you and your subordinates bashing your head in with rocks
>>221869972The best advice I ever received about this is that your employees will always try to take advantage of you but you'll have to do something once it becomes abuse
>>221869261He got away with it because he's black.It's not even insinuated otherwise on the show. He never had to apologize even, Michael had to apologize to him for triggering his chimpout.Accurate real world depiction of events.
>>221870137My subordinates are a bunch of fat and or lankly sickly office wagecucks who never worked a real manual labor in their life. They have zero ambition besides consoomimg. If anything if I could beat the shit out of them or smack them around a bit it would make my job easier. >hurr durr they'll just organize and mutiny youAll of them want to be the boss but none of them actually want to do the work behind it
>>221870313Does that scare you?
>>221870348Absolutely. The idea that my predator is immune to decorum and the law is very frightening.
>>221869261Have Dwight bring in Mose to buck break him.
>>221870313Stanley literally says he does owe him an apology and that he crossed a line in which Michaels begins fucking awkwardly crying
>yes, you did. do you really not know when you stutter? you should see a neurologist or something.
>>221870373It's called being Nietzschen, maybe you could read up on that, white boy.
>>221869546this is an easy way to get yourself fired as a manager, because it almost always breaches the initial contracted job offer and can lead to a lawsuit
>>221870403I don't remember that at all, I retract and apologize if I'm wrong. I remember Stanley being indignant the entire time and eyerolling accountability while demanding Michael apologize.
>>221870339>them actually want to do the work behind itHey guys get a load of Mr. Manager over here. Its a good thing we have him around because if we didn't the whole business would crumble. Literally anyone with half a brain could do your role and the "work behind it" is just trivial bullshit you make up to act and sound important.
>>221870434Reptilian would be more apt. These are impulses not worldviews. Young Frankenstein comes to mind. They can wear the clothes and do the dance, but one thing goes wrong and the whole act comes crashing down. Their handlers have to quell the crowd to ensure his dignity above all else, lest he go on a further rampage.
>>221869261I-I wouldn't s-say a s-single word to him. I-I'd just l-listen to what h-he has to say... a-and that's w-what n-no one d-did.
>>221869261>You're fired... NIGGER
>>221869546What >>221870447 said, and they'll be able to quit while still getting unemployment for constructive discharge.
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>>221869261>Actually yes, Stanley... you did.
>>221870511Okay now imagine yourself being as said manager dealing with a bunch of developmentally stunted manchildren like yourself thinking they can do better while having zero clue on how to run things and dealing with the stress of all that along with all the decisions you have to make
black people dont talk like this in the south
>>221870737What would you know about black people?
>>221869972So HR is a buffer between the manager and the employees? I guess they're less useless than I thought.
>Ho ho ho! Why pay more to sit next to old Tranny Claus over thereThe Office was actually based
>>221869261Stanley was in the right. Michael was an incompetent buffoon. He repeatedly told Mike he wasn't interested in his shenanigans yet he kept pushing. The only reason posters here are siding with Michael is because Stanley is black. If we had to work under a boss like him we all would go insane.
>>221870832You'd like a black man fuck your wife
>>221870787Precisely. Ultimately it is HR's decision to fire an employee out of the boss's request
>>221870868>amerimutt moment
>>221870714>the stress of all that along with all the decisions you have to makeAre you working at a hospital? NASA? What extensive special training did you get to deal with these manchildren and retards like myself? Surely if its that difficult then managers must be built differently right and not just picked because they were the best of the worst.
>>221870832Stanley would've been a "YES SUH" type of house negro if he was in another branch or had to deal with Jerry Angelo. Michael was unironically a really good boss who let his own wagies walk all over him because he genuinely cared about them like they were his actual friends
>>221870832Everyone else managed just fine, only Stanley had an outburst. Andy had one and was rightfully punished, Dwight as well. Stanley skated due to his racial privilege.
>>221871000>Are you working at a hospital? NASA?You see this is what I mean about you being developmentally stunted but I also suspect you're just one of those NEETs now. You really think because the institute is in a higher field and regard that it'll have the most upright and emotionally intelligent employees? Of course not, people by nature are destructive and messy. They need tard wranglers to keep things running properly
>>221871097It's also important to note that Stanley is a canonically bad person that's painted as le quirky grump chungus.Dude is miserable and always snapping at people and only thinks of himself, yet Angela is painted as a demon for being a shred of what Stanley exhibits regularly.
>>221871134>but I also suspect you're just one of those NEETs now.I'm not but I think you're being incredibly pretentious and smelling your own farts just because you got a manager position. >the institute is in a higher field and regard that it'll have the most upright and emotionally intelligent employeesYes, absolutely more so than most jobs. I would expect to have to far less tard wrangling at a place like that than I would being a manager at a Ross Dress for Less, any restaurant in existence, or even a typical office job like a bank.
>>221871006>Michael was unironically a really good boss who let his own wagies walk all over him because he genuinely cared about them like they were his actual friendsThat's literally the opposite of a good boss. He was a lonely little man who was desperate for a shred of approval from anyone. That's why he would let them do as they pleased. Plus you're conveniently ignoring how Stanley was one of their best salesmen. He just wanted to do his job and go home. Not get involved in Michael's shenanigans. >>221871097Punching a hole in the wall and discharging a gun are totally the same things as an angry outburst.
>>221869261Shut up st-st-st-stanley
>>221871264>Yes, absolutely more so than most jobs. I would expect to have to far less tard wrangling at a place like that So you trust government officials from not abusing their power, doctors from not abusing their practices. Anon, I'm not your fucking dad just grow the fuck up already it's not cute anymore you're a full grown man.
>>221869972This is why modern society is gay and you will never truly be a leader of men
>>221871305>Stanley was one of their best salesmen.That was Dwight. There's even plenty of scenes in which Stanley admits to just coasting in his job until he retires
>>221871437>and you will never truly be a leader of menYou will never be one either faggot but at least I'm not lamenting about it like some jeet that subscribes to Andrew Tate
>>221869972>>221870137Holy shit you faggots with every another post both of you come as more and more pathetic. Great job at one-upping one another in coming off as a little insecure bitch.Now make up and rim my ass.
>>221871485I've already done it and wtf is your obsession with jeets and Andrew tate. Really quite the glimpse into your mindstate
>>221871485>randomly brings up jeets and Tate Absolutely mind broken
>>221871562No u
>>221871562>>221871716It's so easy to spot you streetshitters
>>221869261>"Did I stutter?">No, but you're an ugly negro lol.>Wow, how redundant was that?>...>That's what she said.
>>221871756>still continues seething and dreaming about jeets Look at this dood. LOL
>>221869972>HRAnti-White vile jew sorcery created jobs for women and nons to reduce efficiency and humiliate and degrade the Aryan race.
>>221869455You'd get removed from your position if you dared to castigate an ethnic employee. Hope you're good at unemployment paperwork.
>>221871823Holy victim complex. LMFAO
>>221871305>Plus you're conveniently ignoring how Stanley was one of their best salesmen.No, he wasn't, he was only better than Phyllis until megashitters like Andy and Karen showed up
>>221870868How could he, that black man is too busy with your mom.
>>221872248My mother died.
>>221872251Damn. Killed by bee bee cee, huh?
