Wedding editionPrevious >>221865069
fuck women
>>221871459Sire... That's not a woman...
>>221871459DO NOT MY BOY GET ADDICTED TO DRAGON-PUSSY AND ITS AFFECTIONIT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU AND YOU WILL RESENT THE LIGHT OF THE SEVEN
Procreating sex with mommy Jeyne Arryn
Would anyone care for an egg?
It’s easy to not notice it because all of the cast are children or young adults, but game of thrones writing is worse than house of the dragon and dunk.house of the dragon is a much more mature, refined tv show than game of thrones ever was despite its obvious shortcomings
>>221871603One egg is forty eggs?
>>221870500luke is icsh
And who are you, the proud Rat said,that I must squeak so low?Only a catcher of a different coat,that's all the truth I know.In a coat of grey or a coat of green,a catcher still has prongs,And mine are long and sharp, my Rat,as long and sharp as yours.And so he squeaked, and so he squeaked,that lord of Cheesemere,But now the rains weep o'er his mousehole,with no one there to hear.Yes now the rains weep o’er his mousehole,and not a soul to hear.
>"The Dowager Queen, Alicent Hightower!"
>>221871949kino
>>221871970That's supposed to be a grandma btw
>>221871595
He comes....
How exactly did Rhaena kill Jace? Sheepstealer flew off on his own and then the Triarchy killed Jace. The only reason this plot point exists is to give them a reason for Rhaena to be hated by Rhaenyra because apparently having a character fuck their own parent is the cowardly line HBO. Lestat fucked his mom on AMC and that show has a 100% RT approval rating.
So you mean to tell me that not only did they have the means to bleach some random boy's hair ash platinum in a way that was convincing to people with that natural hair color, but they also made Daeron a brunette? I will believe the impossible, but not the improbable. The show is trash and I do not respect it
Blackwood boys are made to be bullied and egged by Bracken women.
Incest is imoral. We literally have never seen a single character who's a good guy while fucking a family member
>>221872279Rhaenyra.
>>221872279Aegon.
>>221872279jaehaerys
*sip*
>>221872279Jaime.
what will be the flagship show after hotd? akotsk is more like a companion piece. the planned nymeria or corlys shows sound kinda meh
>>221872226Apparently in medieval times bleaching hair was done by covering the hair with ash, dousing it in urine and letting it dry in the sun.Faeron got pissed on.
>>221872271This but the other way round, look at Black Aly
>>221872279Aerys
>>221872364>A weakling, this one. Water for blood. Never mind how tall he is, any one of my girls could snap him like a rotten twig.Jonos Bracken about Hoster Blackwood.
Who have been the cringiest characters in HOTD? I think mostly it's people on the Black side, like Daemon and Black Aly, most of the Blackwoods actually, also Lady Caswell who girl bossed Ormund and proclaimed Rhaenyra the true queen and suffered no consequences for that.
>>221872279Craster.
>>221872390Now do Alyssane Blackwood and Amos Bracken
>>221872356they refuse to robs rebellion for some reason >>221872364
>>221872356If they did Nymeria she'd just be the Rhoynar Hillary and they'd turn Garin into an arrogant chud who didn't listen to her and deserved getting burnt by the (((Dragonlords)))
>>221872414More like Alysanne Blackwood and Aeron Bracken.
>>221872392at least stop using grok for your slop
>>221871459I swore off that moons ago.
>>221872317The reality was it wasn't jetpacks, but energy drinks
>>221872424What if Garin was like Trump and Nymeria was like punk rock?
>>221872442>Aeron BrackenWhat is this Valyrian/Ironborn naming nonsense
>>221872496Condom and Mess are retards.Water is wet.
>>221872496Riverlands got raped by the Ironborn so hard before the Conqueror came its part of their culture now.
>>221872359How did they dye it brown? Was the real Daeron shit on?
>>221872536Darkening the hair is easier than bleaching, I think brown dye was made of nuts or bark.
House Blackwood would never have terrible names like that
We'll be lucky if we get 2 more D&E seasons, there's no way it won't get fully pozzed.
The books themselves are pozzed
I can't wait for the shit village leader to beg to suck our king's cock and eat his shit after seeing Sunfyre
>>221872073I wish my grandma looked like that
>>221872565>Bennifer
>>221872617He's got to save the children first
>>221872641I said terrible names, not great ones :DDD
>>221872392>also Lady CaswellThat was lady Footley. Lady Caswell hanged herself when Ormund's army entered Bitterbridge
>>221871459Damn, getting cuckolded by his own son really turned Ormund into a stone blackpill dispenser.
>>221872442>without you i'm a silhouette
>>221872710these niggas crying lmao
>>221872646>I'll bet that one would fight like a lion in the pits!
>>221872646Truly the Protector of the Realm.
>>221872710>femboy BrackenI guess Brackens twinks are in fact made to be bullied and egged by Blackwood girls
>>221872442I PISS on the Brackens.
>>221872717
>>221872617eat out his septic gash you mean
>>221872756*sip
Leaving the story and not doing crap is actually the best choice you can make in this shitshow
>>221872763Shitvillage guy doesn't know about dragoncock's demise.
>m-my gods are real>doesn't perform any miracles>doesn't have any real champions>doesn't have any power>doesn't do anything ever really other than get BTFO by everyone else>at the end of it all an immortal tree god rules the seven kingdomsnobody is as buckbroken than sevenfags
>>221872761kinky
>>221872761Based
>>221871603
>>221872740easy with the character assassination hess
WHERE IS CANNIBAL
>>221872356we finally get the West of Westeros kino with Arya everyone has been waiting for
>>221872536Ormund shits on his silver locks while grunting about filthy valyrian blood.
Helaena Targaryen sloppy paizuri
>>221872793Wait, if Sunfyre resurrects, shouldn't Aegon have revived phoenix cock as well? There is no point to anything without a sausage.
>>221872797...shouted Quckorro, sweeping the Red Temple of Volantis he works as a bedslave in.
>>221872868Hi Ramsay
>>221872496>Baelor Brightsmile>Rhaegar Frey
>red priest praising old godsAndal 'education' has gone to waste. Dismantle the Citadel
>>221872941arr rook same
>>221872646>mfw I have no face
>>221872868He’ll soon discover the joys of having his prostate pounded.
>>221872646>Aegon still broken up about his butchered son>that the writers refuse to mention again because B&C would paint Rhae-Rhae in a bad lightbut no, we have to constantly bring up the ratcatchers every time and ignore the greatest crime committed by a faction during the war.
>>221872941The gods don't favor frauds
>>221872982Hey she said sorry, cut her some slack.
>>221872982How many times are you going to write variations of this post?
>>221872952Said the septon after his fifth hangover of the day
>>221873011As many times as TAOOBA was posted.
>Prince Oberyn looked curious. “What sorts of things?”>“Unspeakable things.” As the tears rolled slowly down that pretty face, no doubt every man in the hall wanted to take Shae in his arms and comfort her. “With my mouth and . . . other parts, m’lord. All my parts. He used me every way there was, and . . . he used to make me tell him how big he was. My giant, I had to call him, my giant of Lannister.”>Oswald Kettleblack was the first to laugh. Boros and Meryn joined in, then Cersei, Ser Loras, and more lords and ladies than he could count. The sudden gale of mirth made the rafters ring and shook the Iron Throne. “It’s true,” Shae protested. “My giant of Lannister.” The laughter swelled twice as loud. Their mouths were twisted in merriment, their bellies shook. Some laughed so hard that snot flew from their nostrils.
>>221872994*God.
>>221872982Tasty
>>221873028Still he beat the red priest, the drowned priest a child of the forest and dosh khalen because Warrior guided his strikes.
>>221873045>posting the giant of planet Vegeta
>>221873065Based and Ser Robin-pilled
>>221873065The only thing he ever beat is his meat at watching other men fuck
>>221873115These men? All red priests.
>>221872941Defund the maesters.They poison happless acolytes with radical identity politics.
>>221873121Yep septas are made to take red priest dick
>>221873148>happless
TAOOBA with haste
TAOOBA
>>221873148>banishes his fat son to the WallSize-shamermaxxing
>>221873163...in red-hot prongs, they don't use it anyway.
>>221873148Reorganize Andal department of "education", cancel future funds, spend it on infrastructure, agriculture, ships, and one more Riverlands war
>>221873050Now now, the others might get jealous if you play favorites
>>221873194Ah so that's how septa pussies are branded. Varys' gash looks less ghastly I'm sure
>>221873148Destroy the citadel and only train doctors
>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
>>221873165>10+ years of link-forging kindly subsidized by the local lord culminating in pointing out minor spelling errorsCitadel edumacation is a SCAM.
>>221873148>Disdain for Dornish
>You will never feast in the Drowned God's watery halls
>i passed my final citadel examinations>a B on candle reading, C on raven fondling, A in acolyte touching Can I be grand maester?
>>221873256the Others should get jealous (or terrified)
>>221873360How’s your grey scale removal technique?
>>221873465Is it on the dick? Then A+, otherwise idk
whore
>>221873567That is my mommy, if you ever call her that I will string you up by your guts at the Bloody Gate
>>221873261>the red priest got so broken he became a septa
>>221873567
>>221873645More like the septa got broken into by the red priest lmaooo
>>221873669It is your tongue Your Grace, to do as you please with.
Sex with mommy Jeyne Arryn
wow another episode tomorrow time sure flies when you wake up and look at the computer and go to sleep and then wake up and look at the computer and then go to sleep
>>221871392>me 6 days and 23 hours in a week
>>221872646>tom talking about how aegon thinks about his little boy jaehaerys when looking at this kidwe don't deserve TGC
>>221873874>me when I pray to the father but only R'hllor answers
>>221872392grrm doesn't allow them to cast amerimutts
>>221873948Based GRRM>except Dinklge but that's one exception we'll allow
>>221871970she smells her hand in this scene btw. like a deep fucking sniff. imagine the smell
>>221873971pedo pascal and jason momo are the other americans.
>>221873274>Gerold Dayne sat alone in his bedchambers huddled over a desk with a quill in hand, the room illuminated by a single candle by his side. The sky outside his window was as pitch black as his soul. His mom had told him not to stay up this late but he didn't listen because he was of the night. On his desk sat a piece of parchment with the words "Cool nickname ideas" at the top, and countless scribbles below where he had recorded his thoughts. "How to show off that I am the cooler, eviler Dayne? Sword of the Morning, Sword of the Night? Sword of Midnight? BLADE of Midnight (fuck yeah that ones good)". He found himself thinking of his families ancestral blade Dawn, forged from a fallen star and pale as milkglass. "I wish I had my own version of a sword like that" he thought, "Except mine would be named Dusk, and it would be black because mine would be forged from a fallen DARK star". His eyes widened in shock. "By the seven, that's it! I... am Darkstar, and I am of the night!" he proclaimed, but not too loudly so his mom wouldn't hear him.
>Rhlorr is the strongest god!
>>221873567luckiest dogs in Westeros
>aaaaaaaaaa help me Ser Christon I'm trapped in the dom mommy dimension aaaaaaaaaa
>can't even into spellingI'm telling you, defund andal "education", demolish the citadel and invest in infrastructure, agriculture, navies and temples
>>221874092>noooo you spelled my god's name wrongBecause I don't care.Does your master know that you are shitposting rather than shitshovelling?
so canonically Dawn (House Dayne sword) is built from pic related? this shit is crazy ong
>>221874136>shitshovelling I'm not Aegon lol
Gurm gets praised to high heavens for his "magnificent" world building. But the moment you look at anything beyond a surface level, it all falls apart.Case in point: Seasons.In a world where winters can last for years or even decades, literally every facet of society should be focused on food production and storage.Also, how do other religions exist when R'hollor can litterally resurrect people?
>>221874191No one praises gurm for world building lmao.
>>221874229i do
>>221873948Roderick Dustin and Manderly are Americans, retardo
>>221874191>Also, how do other religions exist when R'hollor can litterally resurrect people?they're zombie freaks
>>221874191winters are only real bad in the north. winterfell is built around it
>>221874297Is Manderly the guy from Fantastic Beasts? That fat muggle guy who gets memory wiped
>>221873011
>>221874300Only death can pay for life, you partly die on the inside to resurrect on the outside
>>221874323The fat muggle guy who gets the best girl
>>221874347The african warlord-tier collective punishments will STOP.
>>221874384Is it really him? I thought he kinda looked like the "only place not ruined by capitalism: space" guy
>>221874391Yes let's just wail and curry favor with the fishwives instead.
>>221874191>literally every facet of society should be focused on food production and storage.read the fucking books you absolute reddit spacing nigger
>>221874423Good responsible isn't dictated by your mood swings, Mbeke.
>>221874423This unironically
>>221871940season 1 bran is icsh
>>221874525
brother ray is icsh
>221874525>221874544>pedo forgot his pic and waited exactly one minute
>>221874348Mother resurrected Dunk without taking anything, just because he was innocent.
>>221874693Dunk never died kek, seven keks don't know how to resurrect. R'hllor did everything
anonymous is icsh
Give some praise to the cute jewess that gave us the kino that is dunk
>>221874792If she was in the show she'd be a Vale woman. Too cute.
>>221874725He died in the show, doctors confirm.Either that or the Mother protected him from the blows that would kill a man ten times over. Still Seven win.
>>221873895>tom talking about how aegon thinks about his little boy jaehaerys when looking at this kidgot a source on that*?
>>221874824He didn't die, those "doctors" are incompetent hacks. R'hllor came and healed his injuries. You're welcome.
>dunk is permanently sulky, and a bit pale after the trial of the sevenDamn R'hllor actually did bring him back, he died on the inside.
>>221874870>invincible ignorance fallacyDone.>>221874910He is grieving Baelor.
>>221874931Cope. R'hllor changed him forever, long after Baelor died
Why does Aegon still look all fucked up? I thought he was healing and recovering now?
why do they prolonging daemon vs aemond? shit would have more fanfare than the bastardbowl
>>221875033he never recovered from rooks rest then he lost another duel and got crippled for the rest of his life
>>221875033He looks much better than he should.
>>221875109>lost another duel The other dragon died first, Aegon won that duel, cope
>>221872359And it still would produce a brassy gold color though. My problem is that they were able to get it to that highly specific ash tone. It's hard to do in modern times and can take several days of treatments to get it right without destroying the follicle. I just don't see how they could do that by peeing on him. Even if the whole host did it at once. Which they surely did. And the horses. And the Shedragon.
>>221872073>>221873976>
>>221875142It was actually a kindness. If he is going to be raped by Daemon it is better for his sense of dignity to be destroyed beforehand.
cute
>>221875109Was Aegon's coronation his career peak?
How much of Green propaganda is just Sunfyre fanart?
lmao I was trying to get google AI to eplain Allicent and this is what it spat out>If Alicent is allowed to just drift through the war as a passive, sad spectator who bears no responsibility for the thousands starving or her family dying, then the entire conflict loses its teeth. It turns a grand historical tragedy into a story about a woman who had a really bad couple of years and got away with it.No shit.
>>221872646What is Aegon's best leadership moment? Im drawing a blank...
>>221875654Otto should have just out Sunfyre on the throne.
>>221875693Gaining the loyalty of rhaenyras household
>>221875721He really didn't do much they were already kinda pissed with her
also>>221875656>Cruelty and hypocrisy are usually punished by the narrative itself. If House of the Dragon continues to shield Alicent from the psychological consequences of her actions—if she never has to look in the mirror and realize "I am the monster who destroyed my children"—the show will have failed its own premise.I mean if Ai can figure out the fundamental flaw with the story then what the fuck is Ryon and Hess doing? making figures with grayons I assume.
Sex with Lady Jeyne Arryn
>>221875721What epsidoe is that?
>>221875764mommy
Its amazing how much of Team Green discourse is just them pretending not to understand Aegon's incompetence l, thus making sidcourse impossible.
>>221875633Yes.
>>221875832Alicents Incompetenceftfy
>>221875764I’d like to fly through her moon door, if you catch my meaning.
>>221875633That’ll be feeding Rhaenyra to Sunfyre
>>221875832you are so close
>>221875764Finish 1000 times and you won’t hit the same square inch of her jaw
>>221875897Sunfyre confirmed dead
>>221875764gosh she's pretty
>>221875928Rhaenyra confirmed victorious
>>221875897That won’t be happening. Joffrey was misinformed. Rhaenyra supreme.
Can anyone point out specific show examples towards Team Black bias?
I wanna know the true story of Azor ahai
I'm being a total jackass /got/ this is google ai's solution to alicentshe likes to go bathe in the kingswood lake, isn't there a middle ground where she acknowledges what she is?That kingswood lake scene in Season 2 is the perfect example of the middle ground you are looking for—and it highlights exactly what is so deeply wrong with her current state of mind.When she floats in that water, she is trying to wash away her sins and play the tragic martyr. But for the narrative to work going forward, that lake cannot be a place of peaceful escape. It has to become the birthplace of her self-awareness.There is absolutely a middle ground where she doesn't become a cartoonist Cersei Lannister, but is forced to finally look in the mirror.A realistic, devastating middle ground for Alicent would look like this:1. The Death of the "Good Intentions" ExcuseThe Realization: Alicent’s middle ground requires her to admit that her piety and "duty" were just lies she told herself to feel safe.The Admission: She doesn't need to cackle like a villain. She just needs to stop saying, "I had no choice." The moment she admits, "I chose this because I was terrified, and I let the world burn to save myself," her character instantly becomes honest, grounded, and profoundly tragic.
>>221876053Less godswood swimming, more BROTHEL QUEEN
I still to this day don't understand how Rhaenyra thought they had the Barratheons no problem? She basically had zero contact with them for years. She had to know he had a harem of daughters he needed to marry off and she was not prepared for that? She sent the lowest possible envoy she could send, not even her firstborn.>but I'm a woman and very smart!
>>221876053shut the fuck up
>>221876134thats just basic humiliation what does that achieve? I'm trying to fix this dogshit story not add more trauma for trauma's sake. What does the brothel queens achieve narratively? fix the fucking story.
>>221876210no fix the goddamn story you prepubescent cumrag
>>221875997When blacks do something bad it’s done offscreen or played for laughs, and their victims ignored by the narrative, the consequences swept under the rug. For example, they made the girl Aegon raped into a real character with a multi season presence and an identity. The man daeron is forced to kill is a pre established character with connections to characters we’ve seen before. The ratcatchers Aegon kills are humanized with dogs and we’re hearing about the consequences a season later, while jaehaerys was not mentioned since. And Meanwhile, the guard and the Shepard and the crabfed soldier daemon killed are played for laughs and never brought up again, the commoners rhaenys killed “don’t count” because it’s game of thrones, and the coolness of it was the point not the consequence
>>221875764prettiest actressbest costumeit's criminal how much she mogs the other ladies and queens
>>221876169>t-they were like sworn to her, you know swornRhaenyra is a moron even Dany was smarter then she is.
>>221876265Also, they made jasper a raper so you would cheer when daemon killed him, and they made lord strong a lovable Reddit grandpa so you’d be mad when aemond killed him for the same reasons
>>221876238Means she doesn't get the free pass Rhaenyra keeps letting her run with.
>>221876334>Means she doesn't get the free passnope the complete opposite it means she get a free pas to do whatever she wants because she was Raped you see. But then again she gets a free pass anyway because she just does. I hate Alicent so much its unreal. and it would be so easy to fix her story.
Has anyone ever defended Aegon without immediately changing the subject to Rhaenyra?
>>221876484No.
>>221876484Its honestly impressive how he keeps surviving situations that would require very little talent to avoid in the first place.
>>221875997All the mushroom stories that make the greens look bad are true in the show but all the mushroom stories that make the blacks look bad are fake in the show
>>221876550Not true. They never included Jace licking Jeyne
>>221876550Such as fucking what?You're not being forthcoming. Im asking you for specific information.
>>221876573Such as rhaenyra trying to suck Cristons cock and Cristin going “AAAAAAA NOOOOO DONT SUCK MY COCK AAAAA” Also brothel queens isn’t going to happen. Also maelor isn’t gonna happen, or Maelors head in a chamber pot while rhaenyra laughs maniacally, or daemon grooming nettles, or giving dalton greyjoy free rein to rape and pillage as a stratagem, channeling Tywin and Gregor.
>>221876573Rhaenyra had Laenor killed in the book.
>>221876658No that's yet another (((unconfirmed))) shit
>>221876631Meanwhile, the show takes a rumor about Aegon receiving oral treats from a girl and turns him into a straight up rapist out of no where
The Show's Unintentional AccuracyThe Monster in Plain Sight: You hit on a profound irony here. The showrunners likely thought they were writing a beautiful, tragic scene of two childhood friends finding common ground amidst a patriarchal war.The Reality on Screen: Instead, what they accidentally put on screen was a mother committing the ultimate, unforgivable betrayal. They wanted us to see a woman finding her freedom; instead, they showed us a woman completely devoid of a maternal instinct when her own skin is on the line.
>>221876572Im a bit surprised b6 that because it would have given them a perfect opportunity again to "Center female sexuuality" and they could do another male humiliation ritual like with Tyland.
>>221876631>and Cristin going “AAAAAAA NOOOOO DONT SUCK MY COCK AAAAA”
>>221876572>ywn see Jace and Cregan fuck in the Winterfell godswood>ywn see Jace munch Jeyne's pussy in front of the Moon DoorTragic lack of use of a character
Will there be lots of rape in the next episode?
>She doesn't have the loud, bloodthirsty malice of the monsters who order horrific acts like the brothel queens scenario, but her quiet willingness to trade her family's lives for her own comfort makes her uniquely repulsive. She ruins the world, breaks her children, and then asks to be let out of the game early.
>>221876706I'm afraid they removed all the rape from the last few episodes anon...
>>221876723Hess is fuming and jilling in equal measure
>>221876740That’s the only reason I watch this show wtf
>>221876773I don't understand why they did it to be honest tumbleton was the best way to show how evil the greens are and they said nope and they fucking hate the greens.
>>221876808Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
>>221876821Nah the leaks are real and now the blacks are burning tumbleton but the greens still win because we need tumbleton 2
>>221876821They wouldn’t dare remove Roxtons moment of glory, it’s such a great tale
I didnt realize this but in the book Alicent and Rhaenyra weren't ever even friends. Alicent is supposed to be like 10 years older than her.
>>221876892Yeah she is way older than Rhaenyra.
>>221876892lol, fuckig wikifags
>>221871459>fuck*rape
finally watched this slop that's been hounding my homepage and it was very redpilling>show jorah is fine but book jorah is gross because he's ugly while iain glenn is hotlmao
>>221876976If Jorah raped everyone would love him
What could the show have actually down to fix blood and cheese?
>>221877020>the rape kelly c... you looked beautiful
>>221877032Do it like it the book?
>>221877050Are your purposely just being a dick or what is your problem exactly?
>>221876976>>show jorah is fine but book jorah is gross because he's ugly while iain glenn is hotThat's genuinely how society works, yes
>>221877073*shrug* not sure why you're having a melty
>>221876892It’s literally the wicked stepmother tropePoint is Targs are only good at hard power and Hightowers are masters of soft powerSo basically without war Targs get fat and aimless
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221877049>the rape kelly c... you looked beautiful
>>221877118Every Dornish woman has at least double F cupt. Gurm
HotD has me considering actually engaging in some rape irl, it seems so universally beloved and fun ha ha, unless...
>>221877118THERE ISN'T A DORNISH LANGUAGE
Elia Martell, circa 299 AC (if she were alive)
>>221877169Let's rape sex
>>221877169elia was ugly and a sticc
can you stop talking about rape for 5 minutes
>>221877164Rhoynish?
>>221877137Elia was as flat as Daemon Blackfyre’s stomach.
>>221877198That's Rhoynish, not Dornish, and spoken by a very small group
>>221876892Viserys was also only like 10 years older than the 18 year old Alicent when they married, so the show had to make him look worse by making him older and her younger so he's now a creepy pedo.
>>221877190said George’s publisher.
>>221877228"10 years is already an unacceptable age gap, yikes"
why are they only showing male on female rape? when daeron rapes ormund on the regular, lots of male rape around too
>>221877190>me watching HotD
>>221877219>>221877187Fake news
>>221877260This whole obsession with age gaps the new generation has is fucking ridiculous, I guess only couples who share the same month and birth year are allowed.
thronefu rankings:dorne > reach > westerlands > riverlands > north > stormlands > kraken kunts
>>221877359This is because Gen Z men are getting miffed my millenial chadsWe can swoop in and take a 22 year old zoomette anytime we want
>>221877373forgot the vale just like got writers but they're after the reach
Home
>>221877373Dorne>Vale>Reach
>>221877446Least it was 'till Blackwood heathen cunts fucked everything up
>>221877373>hating on this kino throne
>>221877486Fucking Grey king is the coolest character in all the lore
>>221877471It's Blackwood grass, Bracken cunt
>>221877446Those bracken fucking shits learned their lesson.
>>221875928He will be revived through Targ magics
>I just need 20 good rapists
>>221877486their women are raised on barnacles and have stiff feet
>>221877532How hard was it to rename him to Benjicot? Could've had the Muddy Mess and the whole 'Ben in Battle' scene
at this point i'm having wet daydreams about Jeyne Arryn
>>221877608Muddy Mess is years later than Burning Mill?
>>221877674Just two
>>221877271Daeron never rapes Ormund. He is a good boy who always asks for consent. He is yet to learn what it means to be part of the Green Army.
>>221877674Burning Mill is in 129AC and Muddy Mess happens in 131AC
THE RATCATCHERS! WHY IS AEGON SO FUCKING EVIL BROS THE RATCATCHERS ARE FATHERS HUSBANDS BROTHERS UNCLES NEPHEWS COUSINS! THAT IS LITERALLY THE MOST EVIL MOMENT IN HOUSE OF THE DRAGON! THEY WERE INNOCENT MEN MURDERED BY A RIDICULOUS SPOILED RAPIST USURPER!
>>221877836So Benjicot would be 11 at Burning Mill. Kieran Burton was a decade older when Burning Mill was filmed.
Honestly the ratcatchers didn't need to die.Had Otto not been busy scheming on how to use the brutal death of his own great-grandson to benefit their cause he should have been attempting to handle Aegon's grief and have Blood pick out Cheese from a lineup of the ratcatchers before executing the two of them.
>>221878212They had to die. Even if they had nothing to do with the murder there is no telling which one would get bribed to do some shit next time.
>>221875764Daym thats a cold ass honkey
Why wouldn't Helaena just shut up and ride her Dragon?
>>221875390thanks for the webm my main man
>>221875925Imagine the potential offspring between Jeyne and Ormund. The chin alone...
>aegon died when somebody put ratpoison into his drink, the same poison most commonly used by ratcatchers
>>221878302Pure pottery
Why does the vale always have single Wine Aunts in charge?
>>221875764>make Alicent ugly and manyra wear shapeless tarps>allow one woman to to be prettyWhat was the logic here
>>221873864shut up
>>221878302>>221878351>Aegon takes the drink from a servant, starts choking>zooms in on the servant>its Dyana>dramatic music playsYou just know its going to be her doing it.
>>221878430Nope it's the Cheeses dog.
>>221876976Show Tywin and Jorah did wonders for the public perception of both characters.
>>221878473Yeah especially Tywin
>>221878212Cheese was long gone, at least in the book. It's implied he got disappeared after leaving KL, Daemon probably fed him to Caraxes to leave no loose ends.
>>221878262Same reason the Tyrells stayed out of the war, George just didn't want to deal with having to explain how the Greens lost despite having the bigger dragons and the bigger army so he artificially weakened them.
>>221878523Show Cheese died tho
>>221876976Jorah is also more a creep about it compared to the show. If I remember right as well he acts kind of self righteous and defensive when Dany calls him out for spying on her and telling him to fuck off.
>>221878617It was a good opportunity to actually make up shit to make Daemon look like a cunt, instead they made up some bullshit about him burning some poor sheep herder offscreen. They needed even more Aegon character assassination I guess.
>>221871940I want to watch him have sex with Rhaenyra
Tywin loses all his aura when you realize he just has daddy issues and is desperately trying to not be like his pussy dad by going the complete opposite approach.
will aegon ever find out that alicent agreed to his death? will aemond ever find out that alicent sent him to his doom? will ormund ever know that alicent is a tratior and rhaenyra simp? theres so much drama potential
>>221878953Aegon meets Alicent when he returns so he may see her disappointment. Only way Aemond can learn at this point is spooky Harrenhal vision. Ormund may realize that the letter to wait for Vhagar was forged but not by whom.
>>221878856>tywin loses his aura because he doesn’t want to be like his faggot loser dad Huh. To me that makes him gain aura.
>>221879023>>221879023>>221879023New Thread
>>221879005It's too desperate in how aggressively he goes about it.
>>221875764I do not understand the obsession this general has with completely mid women.This bitch, Olivia Cooke, Monke, D'Arcy and Daemon's wife all get thirst posts all the time and none of these bitches look THAT good to deserve it.
>>221878856Aerys not punishing him after Castamere and actually doing the opposite rewarding him with the hand position always felt out of character for me.
>>221879108Rhea is actually cute!
>>221871970mogs rhaenyra
>>221877164there is a drawl
