Why didn't tony just buy some more ducks for his pool?
>>221874246The joy that Tony felt was due to the fact that the ducks came by themselves to his pool. He buying some ducks and grabbing them there wouldn't have caused the same effect.
Tony should have gotten pet duck. I guess there's domesticated breeds that bond with humans very well. You can film yourself taking your pet to Target and get millions of YouTube views
>>221874246>having a bunch of ducks shitting everywhere
>>221875082imagine tony trying to monetize a duck channel and immediately having a panic attack because the comments keep calling him a fat fuck and asking if the duck is made.
>>221875082Hmmm maybe if I get a pet duck cute shop girls will want to date me...
>>221875920Just like anything else in life, are you conventionally handsome? If so, you’ll be the sweet and cute duck guy. If not, you’ll be that weird, creepy duck guy.
>>221875082birds cannot be toilet trained and are terrible pets