That’ll teach white men a lesson!
>Oh no a sexy woman is touching my leg AHHHHHHH!
there are some people who do sit like that natrually, and if you lean your thigh against theirs they get uncomfortable and move it
Cute fingers
>>221876542She harassed a gay dude for no reason?
i'd cum in pants on the spot if a woman who looked like this put her hand on my thigh
>>221876603He got scared by her frog eyes
>i'd cum in pants on the spot if a woman who looked like this put her hand on my thigh
>>221876542realistically the woman would be blocking the other spot with her bag
>>221876542>oh shit I'm sorry, was in my own world .
>>221876737Women do nothing but complain. Besides, this scenario takes place on a bus. White people don't like sitting next to people in public transit. But like what actually happened, the writer is afraid to say any of this to black men.
>>221876842I only don't mind if its a pretty lady
>>221876542>DID HE JUST MAN SPREAD REEEDon't want to be sat next to? Get a car.
Why do women invent these scenarios in their head and then go and do shit like this?
I fucking hate modern women
>>221876884I don't want women drivers
>>221876542Ngl manspreading is annoying as fuck. It shouldn't be a female vs. male thing but rather an inconsiderate assholes vs. everyone else thing.
>>221876542/r/thathappened, the video clip.
>>221876937Grow up.
>>221876950Literally no u
>>221876842CorrectI ride the bus every day and only black people sit next to others and it’s always out of spite for making eye contactBlack people HATE it when you acknowledge their existence
>>221876542>”excuse me sir, do you mind closing your legs? I don’t have much room here.”>”oh sure no problem, sorry ma’am just had a long day and been a bit in my head- wait watch out!”>nigger suddenly stands up behind her, knife plunges into her jugular >”muhfuggin bix nood n shieet honky ahh bitch”>she falls over, bleeding out and gurgling blood>old woman stands up at the back>”and THAT is why we need feminism, fuck men!”>resounding “mmhmm!”>snapping can be heard throughout the vehicle as nigger jumps off the bus raving about slavery n shiet>”hey someone call the police we can’t let that guy get away!”>”erm, incel coded much?” “I fucking hate these racist chuds. This is what rape culture is”
>>221876603> sexy> womanPick one
>>221877015Based poof
this MIGHT make the point they wanted to make if they had cast Leslie Jones instead of a cute chick.but no guy in the world would be uncomfortable with what happens in that clip from that girl, they would take it as an invitation.
>>221876781lol
>This comic strip is from February 4, 1907.
>>221876781do you ever get tired? its been 7 years
>>221877250Simping never dies eh
>>221876542and then the black guy stabs her in the neck.
>>221877250This is absolutely not the same thing
Women don't understand that sitting like they do would crush a man's balls and they don't care to understand our anatomy and why it would be extremely painful for you
Seriously this is the kind of stuff women complain about ? Hahahaha oh wow
>>221876903The answer to every question that starts with "why do women" is "because they're retarded".
>>221877321But it does show manspreading has been a thing for about as long as public transport has existed. It also shows people have been mad about manspreading for almost 120 years.
>>221877474That fat guy is just entitled and virtue signaling because he has nothing better to think about since he’s a lazy rich cuck
>Oh, I'm sorry. Did I make you uncomfortable?>(smiles) Not at all. Please, continue.what happen next? Hard mode: no mace or tasers.
>>221877489Except the manspreaders are the entitled ones. And Everett Trve beating the shit out of someone isn't virtue signaling. It's a clear stance.
>>221877578wtf is he sperging about here? a guy looking at a woman's ankle?
>>221877578>showing anklethat hussy was asking to be ogled
>>221877523She pulls her dick out and you suck it. Any tv shows for this feel besides euphoria?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE TREATED LIKE THE AVERAGE WOMAN HUHHUH
>>221877250>>221877578where's the Amogus
>>221877669This comic is just lowkey showing men should compliment other men. But according to the manosphere, that's #gay and that's why men are miserable.
>>221877726Being happy is literally gay.
>>221877712what did stonetoss mean by this
>>221877578Whoever made this was the original basedboy coperYou and the faggot who made this fantasy are both spineless losers and I would gouge your eyeballs out irl
>>221877474>>221877578>manspreadingMen have cocks and balls between their legs, women don't.
>>221877726I compliment men and I’m a huge looksmaxxing chud
>>221877669
>>221877669>you look way too good to be a cashier I honestly can't imagine taking offense to this.
>>221877669>>221877821Images like this just make me think about how much society wants men to be as miserable as humanly possible, and that by being happy, you're actively making at least one woman fly into a seething fit of rage.
>>221877857I told a girl she was too fine to be on the bus and she rejected meI was looking so good and feeling so confident too
>>221877669>>221877821Now imagine 9 feet tall 400 lbs pure muscle men saying that and they occasionally rape you and kill you. No weapons. Just because they're physically stronger.
>>221877250.....wut?
>>221877882LMAO based as fuck
>>221877891Those don't exist.
>>221876542>inconsiderate man>sits down next to woman>bench seat has barely room for 2 small women to sit comfortable>spreads knees like crazy.That's the whitest negro male I've ever see.
>>221876542>>221876603just grab her leg back.>>221876608in addition to the obvious (men have testicles), men also have a differently shaped pelvis which pushes our legs outward more.
>>221877712
>>221877770>manspreading is just a false phenomenon, libtard>something that happened over 100 years is fantasy
>>221876542>"No.... Just a little confused" >look around >"Want me to pull out my cock?"
>>221876542Does she have a mustache?
>>221877944How does it affect you when you're not a woman
men are privileged, and refuse to admit it
>>221877988This is literally meI’m just not attracted to other races
>>221877966It clearly affected Everett Trve back in the day.
>>221877726>manosphereThat sounds really gay. Like Tate/Fuentes-tier gay.I have a friend who bench presses over 300lbs max, and I'm like "awesome, bro." Friends are friendly with each other. Unless they're women.
>>221877857>I honestly can't imagine taking offense to this.You'd be surprised at what people will go berko about these days.
>>221877966Only a woman would make or post that fantasy cope shit Motorcycle Johnny type
>>221876542>when she lingers on the L in "uncomfortable"
>>221876542First of all, this is stupid. Second, if that actress put her hand on my leg I would respond that "I like feeling uncomfortable. grab a Pint?"And this dumb bitch would respond that she would like too. Garanteed!
>>221877891>now imagine if Warhammer 40k orks were real, huh? What then?
>>221877944>>221877803>>221877578>fatass hero>rescues ladies in distress>beats up the chuddiesBrother, that is literally Ye Olde Dobson. Wanna bet he was obese, impotent and drew ankle porn in his spare time?
>>221876542He was manspreading for no reasonThat was rude
>>221877796>>221877927>muh balls>muh cockThis is just a cope by insecure fags whose entire masculinity is dependent on how far they spread their legs to performatively demonstrate that they are, indeed, men with penises and balls. God forbid if they were to cross their legs, what are you a fucking sissy??>inb4 you just have a small dickAbove average
>>221878040Are you sure?
>>221878078also #WearTheMask
>>221877891>>221877891>Now imagine 9 feet tall 400 lbs pure muscle MOMMY saying that and they occasionally rape you and kill you.That's the equivalent, you faggot. The equivalent of a man-on-woman scenario to a man is not man-on-man, you ass-raped jewbrain tranny, it's woman-on-man. I know your cum-addled smooth gray matter wants to make everything as gay as possible, but you have to realize that this is a dead giveaway to everyone else about how often your uncle daddy got to you as a child.
>>221877669>you look was too 600d to be a chashierwhat did she mean by that?
>>221876542>PLEASE NO! PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY COCK! PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>221877891Perhaps if we lived in a high trust society...
>>221877726I don't give a shit when women compliment me. But a man complimenting me literally cures my depression for the day.Anyone else?
>>221878437I always give men compliments but god women hate it so much they always laugh and say “that’s funny”
>>221878406>Perhaps if we lived in a high trust society...
>>221878079you would understand if you had a big cock
>>221878078>4chan still can't get over DobsonEverett True is /ourguy/. I'm supposed to believe old ladies blocking the aisles in grocery stores doesn't piss off 4chan dudes in current year?
>>221878078meanwhile the actual encounter (Dobson is in the far back), the girl's boyfriend is taking the photo
>>221876542Dear god what horrid acting
>>221878078>>221878720
>>221876903He seems like a nice guy though? They say they’ve know him forever and he’s always been cool. I don’t see the problem
>>221878720>tits are not even big
>>221878571Is this a sharteen?
>>221878767there was a rape/murder in london some years ago>girl on night out with friends>one of her friends is a black guy>plans to go home>friends say if she will be ok>says its ok i have my friend with me (the black guy)>he rapes and murders her in an alley
>>221877578Why this nigga dressed like the Monopoly Man? He looks to be some rich ass hole who goes around simping for hags, and bullying working class men for minor social faux pas
>>221878099If you had testicles you'd know sometimes they get sweaty and the salt in the sweat in the pores makes it feel like you're jamming needles into your ballsack and if you keep your legs spread it significantly lowers the chances of that happening.Also if when we cross our legs we'll have to fiddle with our balls to stop them from getting sweaty or getting crushed when they get pulled up.
>>221876842>>221876998>>221877315maybe instead of just being racist and hating Black people you could learn a lesson from them on how to properly treat a lady like pic-related.>>221878099YWNBAM
>>221877882Does anybody have the screencap of the woman seething because she overheard men laughing? She said she never wanted men to be happy because of patriarchy and oppression or some shit.
>>221878996lmfao
>>221878965>the salt in the sweat in the pores makes it feel like you're jamming needles into your ballsackBro, go to the doctor. If you're not being performative for 4channel, it shouldn't be *that* painful.
>>221877891Female, you do realize you can just go to the gym and get enough muscle to crush a man's throat with your bare hands right? I know because I exclusively only date women that can kill me with their bare hands.
>>221878854>Streete was convicted of the rape and murder of Keeley Bunker in Tamworth, Staffordshire, in September 2019. >In August 2020, he was sentenced to life imprisonment >The judge described his actions as "truly evil" and noted that Streete had a pattern of offending, having also been convicted of two additional counts of rape and three counts of sexual assault against three other victims. >Streete led a double life to his friends and social circle, including Keeley, he was perceived as the "life and soul of the party" and a trusted friend. >The prosecution noted that his previous victims had not widely reported his crimes prior to Keeley's death due to social pressures, stigma, and the tendency to normalize his inappropriate behavior because of his popularity. >Keeley explicitly told a friend on the night of her murder, "I've got Wes, he'll walk me back. It'll be fine
>>221879047No testicles, no opinion.
>>221878720Complete miscast.Should've been Cindy Swainy so Power Girl's massive tits would be accurate.
>>221877250Why are they staring at the banker's eyes so intently?
>>221876753>jesus lord her eyes are going to pop out and end up on my lap
>>221879082>it's totally normal to feel like needles are being jammed into your ballsack>if you don't experience this excruciating pain regularly, you don't have testicles and can't commentperformative chuddery, lol
>>221879095>miscastit's cosplay, my dude
>>221879229
>>221878996>Not all men>But somehow always a man
>>221878965>the salt in the sweat in the pores makes it feel like you're jamming needles into your ballsackUhhh wtf? Anon that's not normal
>>221879207>>it's totally normal to feel like needles are being jammed into your ballsackWell I don't because I sit with my legs open so my balls don't stick to my thighs and get painfully sweaty. Do you unironically not understand this?
>>221879254>not all niggers>but somehow always a nigger
>>221876542>No-NO-PLEASE DONT GRAB MY COCK ON THIS PUBLIC BUSS ATTRACTIVE LADY!!!Do libs genuinely think ANY straight white dude would have this reaction??
>>221878996America is such a shithole kek
>>221879095Power Girl doesn't have a face of person with down syndrome tho. So Sydney Sweeney is miscast.
>>221876542>>221876842You are dissasociated with fucking reality if you think white people are nothing but innocent victms to the black menance.Yeah, blacks are out of control, but "whites don't do that" I don't know wtf your suburban white fuckers are yalking about. It takes 5 seconds for me to go outside and see some white thrash, litering, burping and doping around
>>221877523She grabs his dick.If its small she makes a joke, if its big they go home and fuck.
the world would legit be a better place without cumskinned pasteoids
>>221879271Under no circumstances, whether or not you subject yourself to uncomfortable sitting conditions, sweat, or higher ambient temperatures, should your balls ever feel like needles are being jammed into them.Some mild discomfort might be expected. But what you're describing is not normal, anon.
>>221879381And do you have testicles?
>>221877891Well i'm not gay so i wouldn't be into that however if there were 9 feet tall 400 lbs muscle WOMEN saying shit like that occasionally rape and kill me i'd be into it.Infact if women were like that I'd be fucking regularly going to bars late at night and starting conversations with them.If you thing most guys wouldn't be willing to accept greater threat to their life if it made women act with the same atraction to them as they have for women you're dead fucking wrong.
>>221876937Weird the little things normgroids seethe about after they've internalized their cattledom
>>221879395If what you're describing (and sperging about) were normal, hot tubs and saunas would not exist. 99% of men can manage some sweat, warmth, and confinement without describing their condition akin to stabbing pain.Assuming you're not trolling, this sounds like when low-self-aware people with allergies describe their allergies to people.>what do you mean "fruits aren't spicy"? not everyone gets a scratchy, burning sensation in their throat and mouth when eating them?
>>221879395>hi, i'm ten second tom
>>221876542She started it.
>>221879460jej at age 25 after like 8 years dating, my wife told me she didn't like how blueberries made her mouth feel fuzzy and her throat get itchy. i was amazed how she never noticed that nobody describes them that way, ever
>>221879278>all menThanks for proving me right. That's your people and your cultcha.>50% 99%
>>221879460How much fucking salt, skin oil, and dead skin are there in hot tubs and saunas rubbing right up against your nuts? You realize sweat can have different viscosities right?Also do you or do you not have testicles?
>>221877891just dont import these illegal men
>>221879496To be fair, I don't think the answer is the immediate:>lel, no theory of mind, low IQI truly think normalfags lack curiosity, inquisitiveness, introspection, even if they technically have average+ intelligence. Life is just automatic and easy for them. There aren't any conditions that demand they think deeply about their surroundings.
>>221877988damn you're right...
>>221879526You keep asking, and the answer is the same. I have remarkably average balls that don't experience pain at the slightest inconvenience like yours apparently do. Ask anyone. Your experience is not normal or universal. Maybe if you sorted out your dainty tescticular problems you'd be less neurotic.>>221876542Is this show like the show "You"?
>>221879600Ok, if you have balls and don't suffer from saltsack then show us.
>>221878563I don't care, my bf has a big one
>>221879498Negro mothers murder their children at a rate 3x greater than that of the negro male demographic's murder rate.Leftists are always wrong. You should run for republican ticket in 2028, they love retards.
>>221876542she looks exactly like my favorite trans pornstar
>>221879615>if you have balls...then show us
>>221879747Yeah and? Post testies.
>>221877669During college I worked as a barista at a coffee shop in a trendy part of town, and I unironically haven't killed myself partly because of the self-esteem boost moments that job gave me. Even now, nearly a decade later.Bitches really do not understand how non-existent attention is for normal guys.
>>221876542we have had 10, almost 20 years of dumb scenes like this where a man does a thing he never does irl.
>>221878965>>221879082>>221879271>>221879395>>221879526>>221879615>>221879760I can't stop laughing.
>>221879823SHOW US YOUR BALLS.
>>221879823He's not me, btw. I don't mass-reply.
>>221876542Except for my inner thigh getting fondled the exact same thing happened to me at the airport shuttle bus and the foid said almost the same thing to me. This thing happens on a tiny bus seat. I really don't remember the world being like this pre-2010
>>221876542>when you're a celebrity, you can do anything you want... grab moids by the penis...
Incredible. We've found the only real woman on 4chan.She's probably the same one who's been posting all the Obsession threads.
>>221877578What would the CEO of Simp, Inc. have done if the wind had blown her skirt up and the chud had seen her ass?
>>221878996>feminists vs. feral niggersAlways a kekworthy interaction.
Woman. Soak one of these in hot salty water and oil, jam it between your legs closed, then blast it with hot air and more salt water every half hour and tell me it feels comfortable.
>>221880051Damn, I haven't seen one of these since 1995.
>>221879907>post your balls!>>no way, fag>y-y-you're just a womanThe lengths chuds will go to avoid going to the doctor for testicular pain. Watch Fight Club. Undiagnosed issues are no joke.
>>221880100Do you just not get itchy after you get sweaty female?
>>221876903Lmao I know that guy, he was cool. At least he was like 15 years ago.
>>221877578>beating the shit out of someone isn't virtue signalingIt is when it's a DRAWING you fucking retard.
>>221880100>tumblryup woman
>>221880051>feels comfortable>jamming needlesGet checked for hyperhidrosis and bacterial infections too. You shouldn't be sweating so much (and with such salt content) it's similar to a full-on soak in "dirty" hot water and oil. 99% of us can enjoy hot tubs just fine.Watch Hot Tub Time Machine.
>>221880120Women get sweat in between and under their boobs and in between their giant ass cheeks. I think I prefer being a man and just getting sweat on my balls. Women have a lot more protuberances to get sweaty.Of course, men also have the hairy ass crack issue, but that can be solved with shaving.
>>221880176What the fuck are you talking about? I'm telling you to run an experiment and see if it feels comfortable retard.
>>221880100How much mpreg fanfiction have you written you dirty bitch
>>221880120>>221880169>>221880215>self-avowed homo is THIS desperate for attention from menYou're gonna have to get your dopamine hits elsewhere. Try actually watching movies. Call Me by Your Name might be your speed.
>>221880250Why can't you just show us your balls? What do you have to lose?
>>221877669Well, you just wouldn't understand how difficult it is.
>>221876542I love manspreading against foids. I know they hate it. And I want them to know I know they hate it, and they will just sit silently and just huff LOL I love making foids feel miserable and uncomfortable.
>>221879777...he's literally me
>>221877891>and they occasionally rape you and kill you.As in more than once? Like, you get better?
>>221880452This is exactly what it's like to be a woman. Legit, the only way I get laid is because no woman can ever legally say no or legally stop men from raping them, and they also have no recourse, so I just go raping up and down the street every morning with a smile on my face. Sometimes I buy them a slice of pizza first, fi they look a little thin.
Why the fuck do women complain about things being things performative? Why the fuck would I care what random assholes on the bus think about me? They're living background noise.
>>221877578>I'd like to meet about two dozen of you windy corner rubber-necks every day! I'll bet I'd soon break up the practice! You ought to have thirty days in the workhouse on bread and water, you contemptible pup!!!!Windy corner rubber-neck bros, our response?
>>221880452there is nothing more cringe in Hollywood than when feminist writers pretend that being a woman is hard.
>>221880452I try this but I just get repulsed looks from the vast majority of women except the occasional smile from a milf
>>221879982Murdered him on the spot
>>221876835>Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>>221880452Literally nothing would change in my life except a few more girls a day would laugh at me. Being a woman sounds fine.
>>221876542I would probably get hard if pepe lady touched the inside of my thigh like that
>>221877578When you understand simps, you'll understand the picture.
>>221876542Man you go in for a kiss there, that's hot.
>>221878965I have huge testicles, actually. And I shoot huge loads of cum. Still I find sitting cross-legged to be extremely comfortable.
>>221879777>>221877669>>221877891>>221877821Getting hit on by gay guys honestly feels so fucking nice
>>221877891What does the ultimate female sexual fantasy have to do with this?
>>221879323City people don't count, you are all human filth regardless of race.
>>221880752You sound like a man who enjoys having his balls squeezed howevermsthoughtobeit.
>>221877944What a loser!
>>221878996He did nothing wrong.
>>221880824Idk I just like the leg stretch. My penis and balls sit on top of my legs. I don't see where I'm supposed to feel the pain.
>>221878042Lol gay
>>221880148The artist literally drew a clear stance with the comic: beat the shit out rude dumbasses. We're in a shitty world today because certain people didn't get bullied hard enough.
>>221881083And by "bullied" you mean "cleansed"
>>221881083Yeah just beat up anyone you don't like immediately.
>nooo ella purnell, don't put your hand mere centimeters from my cock! its making me uncomfortable, noooo don't start rubbing my leg like that!!
>>221876542Most guys don't do that, but those that are uninhibited enough to do it are the exact type of guys women go for 9 out of 10 times. The only time I ever get any women is when I'm behaving in a way I consider obnoxious - as attention seeking, uncooperative, and socially zero sum as possible.
>>221876542I would have gotten hard instantly for Frog Princess.
>>221878767He was arrested several times for assault. Strangulation was one of them.
>>221879064He dindu nuffin.
>>221877821>OW-OW!
Cute adult women are about 10,000x more valuable to society and humanity than the average man. Of course society frowns when they're imposed upon by people so far below their own social value. Especially men don't have noteworthy social status or widely recognized contributions to society.Before you get mad and sperg out, I don't agree with this at all. But that's how it has always been, and will always be.
>>221883372Honestly, a 6/10 woman is accommodated and cherished more by society than a male brain surgeon My only cope is that artificial wombs and/or personal robot companions will be invented one day and upend society
>>221880452>ask her to fuck me>she says no>point disproven
>>221876903jews
>>221876542What fantasy movie is this?
>>221877891and now imagine actively advocating and voting to have said men live amongst you without any sort of control or law and canceling whomever dares to speak against it
>>221876603>>221876542oh no haha dont do that haha
>>221876542These threads are made by Ella herself so she can mash her potatoes while we call her pretty.
>>221878078
>>221884824>she can mash her potatoesI appreciate catching a euphemism I didn't hear before
>>221877770Well, you're absolutely on the money.Pic related was the author, and I'm sure the baiter looks somehow even worse.
>>221877988Glad to see that women at least still have the privilege of stealing memes
>>221877578>the dirty pervert is looking at womens anklesI thought this was just a joke we make in modern times to make fun of 19th century social attitudes. Did turn of the century people really gawk at ankles? Imagine how they'd feel if they were teleported to our own time and spent 5 minutes on the street.
>>221884861Cracking her eggs.Exploring the cave.Ranching slime.Punching the void.
>>221885058They would turn into porn addicted sex pests then troon out, making webcomics on reddit.
I hope show us your balls anon is doing OK. I want more stories from him.
>>221876542I have NEVER seen a man do that, and I take a ton of public transportation. Seems like women making shit up.
>>221885079>Ranching slimeWas that slime rancher game just a thinly codded euphemism this whole time? Clever girl...
>>221876542>Yeah, that makes me a little uncomfortable. But you know what would make me even more uncomfortable is if you took my pecker out and started playing with it haha, then I'd be REALLY embarrassed!!
>>221880758You can't infer from this that the same women who like being catcalled at 36+ years of age also disliked being catcalled when they were younger. This could just be a cultural shift across generations.
>>221885130>Anon wants to see some sweaty nutsacks>no one falls for his devious tricks and smooth talking, no testicles were posted>"Where did the Ball Bandit go?"Post the scrotum and he will come anon
>>221885146Yeah if you sit down next to someone you usually straddle the outside of the seat to get extra leg space. And as I explained to an ex many years ago yeah we do spread out more, crushing and heating your balls is unpleasant. Basically no guy is doing to spread into someone else's personal space though.
>>221885146You just don't pay attention
>>221877669this would be a refreshing change of pace and i think the world would benefit if men on average were treated so kindlya good mood goes a long way
>>221885211>"You have elected to sit on my face, and although making my lower half comfortable and allowing me room, you have caused me new discomfort by suffocating me with your thighs and crotch. Fucking retard"
>>221876603>sexy woman>the eyeball pumperanon...
>>221885323I think this thread has established that some people are into big balls
>>221877988>you must racemixpost nose
>>221885381>we're going extinct btw
>>221885418This guy is clearly tone deaf to think he's getting into this frowny ass faced bitch's pants with that kind of behavior
>>221885381>You must date any man sending you a message on twitter
>>221885418>>221885475He was making a rude comment to give her permission to break the tension he suspected she might be feeling towards him for a reason he hadn't yet consciously reconised. It was actually a very selfless sacrifice to his own reputation for her benefit.
>>221885528I do not understand the logic of your statement
>>221876542manspreading is a "screaming goat" tier outdated meme in 2025 6 or whatever current year it is now
>>221885588>guy sits down>notices girl is uncomfortable but is unsure why>guy knows that it is difficult in social situations to make unpleasant comments to strangers, suspects the girl will not voice her discomfort unless pushed to do so>makes a "rude" but harmless remark to the girl that he knows will push her to feel she has permission to be "rude" back>she now feels comfortable making an "unpleasant" remark (close your legs please), as that social boundary has now already been crossed>he immediately complies with her request as it has now been drawn to his attention what was making her uncomfortable>she thanks him
>touches his leg and makes eye contactI would probably go home and jack off to the memory
>>221885603>It's just a false phenomenon>>221877250
>>221877250Based fat man.
Hear me out: V-shaped seats for men
>>221877669>the cute girl from Nepal told me how beautiful my eyes were the other dayI'm going to be riding this high ALL YEAR bros.
>>221876542i like how the guy is good looking
>>221877891
>>221878996she voted for that
Realistic scenario>35-50 yo woman on face time with another stupid friend or multiple friends >Won't shut up for the entire itinerary >She will even turn the phone towards you if you are towards the window to show her friend where she is
>>221877891Hot.
>>221876542philomena cunk phenotypecute
>>221877250these assholes definitely exist but 99% of what these bitches call "manspreading" is just sitting normally because they dont understand that men and women are different
>>221876542KEK
>>221880452Damn, maybe women should stop writing "Fuck me" on their tits, then.
>>221876542I don't get it? how would an attractive women with frog eyes touching my leg make me uncomfortable?>>221876816this
>>221879064>this is Wes, he's got my b-ACK!
>>221880452>You're gonna know what it feels like to be a woman
>>221884627Based rare matriarchy supporter anon. Lock up the menscum. End wars, end crime.
>>221877669This doesnt work as a switcheroo becasue men are measured by their deeds not looks. Somethign the female artist cannot comprehend.
>>221876781Control yourself pajeet, well maybe you are since you suppressed your instinct to rape
>>221878571>>221877944>ugly, fat, bald, short, angry man makes comics where he owns the chuds and asshole jocks Glad this dudes dead
>>221879466nice
>>221876542She has to have 40 / 40 vision.
>>221879174You forgot "AHHHHH"
>>221878767>I don’t see the problemTake a closer look at the skincolor.
>>221879498>per capita theory
>>221876816>realistically the woman would be blocking the other spot with her bagaround here they started sitting on the seat in towards the middle. idea is you wont squeeze in on the outer seat. its a curse because half of them are fat and theire asses block the path, worst if its on both sites
>>221879498>per capita theory>theoryImpressive delusion.
>>221879316As if people will be looking at her face.I can't think of a good relevant reaction meme rn, so have something unrel
>>221876542>That'll teach white men a lesson!Unless he is from >>>/r9k/
>>221877669been in retail for the last year and so many regulars want to hug, it would be weird but they're all female womeni'm hoping to stay in their good graces and they leave me stuff if they die
>>221876542handsome well dressed white men on public transportation amirite?
>>221876542lol no im not sitting anywhere near that f*id, im standing near the door so i can be the first one off
>>221879498these fools are standing strong because they actually believe the theory of gravity
>>221879498Once the jews have won, the browns outnumber the whites, how will their pie charts be perceived?Will they own up to per capita?
>>221889931idk if they're so keen on that idea anymore desu
>>221877250incels the epstein's tool btfo
>>221878437I've never had a woman outside of my family compliment me, and excluding the very infrequent family compliments, I believe I've been complimented once in the last decade by a male coworker. It feels weird and uncomfortable, like getting touched by somebody for the first time in years. I still appreciate it because it's a nice gesture, even when I know they don't really mean it.
>>221890043You do a good job of unnerving me, tailoring your words to make me not like what I'm reading. You can make money doing that
>>221877803Based, take the vaccine /tv/! vive la vaccine!
>>221890043touch ya
>>221876542So he was gay? Is that it?
>>221876603I assume you're not referring to the bug eyed reptilian?
>>221888235>the jeet is the one who ISN'T desperate for a 4/10 white woman.You retards don't even know what words mean anymore. Zoomers taking over this place has killed it.
>>221879278
>>221876542Funnily enough she didn't give me any attention when I was screaming and threatening people while high on fent and meth and eventually I punched a blind woman's head in and she still said nothing... She didn't even graze my crouch with her hand like she does with that handsome man in the webm... life really isn't fair for us ugly guys.
>>221876903my worst fear as a man is having a daughter.
>>221890124
>>221878996don't make the black kids angry
>>221877459You can brainwash retards to do anything. These tards have been lead astray and that is wrong.
>>221890093QRD?
>>221890093Unironically.Why do you love rapists and murderers, though, little axe wound?Get the rope.End it all.You've been thinking about it for ages.You've tried before and failed.But those "attempts" were really just cries for help.You know it's all mental illness.You know you're just lying to yourself.But you also know just how blissful a dreamless night's sleep is.Which is exactly what things were like before you existed.Why should death frighten you so?It's merely the same state of non-being as it was billions of years ago?Surely there's no almighty God governing everything, right?There is no hell below us.Above us only sky.So why delay?Whether it's now or in 20 years, it's all the same.What would people think when you're gone?Who cares?You'll never even know or have any thought ever again.Just pure and absolute oblivion.The fires of hell for filthy reprobates like yourself is just a lie they tell children to keep them in line, right?You're a rational atheist.You're a smart and special boy.You know better, don't you?So why the fear over the inevitable?You haven't been happy for a single day in the past 10 years.So what makes you think tomorrow will be any better?Get the rope.Do it.Finish it.Do something right for once in your life.
>>221877578based Everett
>>221877250this is more about seat space usage than "manspreading"
>>221877578this is about puritan moralist values not feminist hysteria
>>221877474>But it does show manspreadingin fact it does not
>>221877669Implying my gender gets treated with this amount of humanity in this gay modern world
>>221877442no it's just a psyop for the gender war
>>221877669>hey man you look cute you should smile moreI had teachers asking me if I was happy at 7am because they didn't think I looked happy enough lol
>>221876542I've actually met Ella Purnell IRL a bunch of times and would be uncomfortable is she put her hand on my inner thigh if I was not showing explicit interest because it's inappropriate in that setting. I'd also be uncomfortable if someone spread their fucking legs into me in public and ruined my comfortable sit. Libertarians are retarded about some stuff but the Non Aggression Principle always rings true and should be cited in legalistic arguments as the chief primary moral argument in any form of public conflict. "Who started it" is a valid and potentially universally applicable determining factor for all conflict in civil spaces.
>>221890378Hows about I treat you to a mcdonnas parfait?
>>221880452I don't get it.Remember the lesbian who lived as a man for a month and then killed herself?
>>221876603>this bitch is crazy, better not get involved
>>221877988>you can't date the girls you grew up with in your community, northern european woman who eat right and exercise are the most beautiful of god's creations and worth millions>the moment they turn 18 (and sometimes earlier) they can make millions from 'jeets masturbating to their onlyfans or arab sheikhs pooping on them>so they don't need you, chud, it will take you 20 years of hard work in a STEM field to earn the same, here are some shlubby brown women instead>also men have male privilege n sheeitgrim
>>221880452I've had my ass and crotch grabbed at least half a dozen times by women I didn't know. It felt good because they were hot. When ugly women look at me with lust it's a little gross but mostly funny lol. One time a woman who looked like joe dirt but fat was eyefucking my while ripping a cig in a parking lot and it was really funny I got a good laugh. One time I went to a metal concert and a latina grabbed me and gave me a hickey before I knew what was happening. I think she thought I was someone else but I was wasted too so whatever.
>>221877250>>221877578We found Dobson's previous incarnation
>>221877250Women were under the protection of men when this was made. Now you’re equal. Deal with it
It's hilarious how women spent years whining about men being mean to them on the internet, men wanting to have sex while not being Chad, men telling them to smile and men "manspreading" on the bus and now they're getting beaten and raped by the subhumans they've welcomed into first world countries. Why is it funny? Well....it just is.
>>221877988Real except I don't have trouble finding White girls I just feel bad rejecting the other ones because I am such a nice fella.
>>221877442Give a man a pizza, couch, an Xbox, and a case of beer and he will find contentment. Give a woman a castle, title, and everything she could ever want and she will still find something to bitch about
>>221877944lmao he was bullied for being morbidly obese in an era of great austerity when it basically made you worthy of a carnival freakshow
>>221878099>God forbid if they were to cross their legs, what are you a fucking sissy??I cannot cross my legs
>>221885058This is what happens when you import foreigners from tribal backwaters, so there is your point of reference
>>221878325Stop sucking my cock or I'll call the police!>>221885058no, but only homosexuals made cartoons or wrote stuff down back then.
>>221877669Most of these would be compliments most men would remember fondly for years. I’m supposed to think this is oppressive?Wow a woman with huge tits thinks I’m really smart with because she doesn’t understand running a scan disk on your hard drive is easy? Wow I’m devastated
>>221890078NO!
>>221890758The comic was written by >the cia>a troon>a 400lbs hideous blobpick one
>>221877669Hot sluts don't make faggot ass comics like this.
>>221880051you got some weird fetishes
>>221878099This man has no penis
>>221876542>her face when she realizes the seat is a man's penis in disguise
>>221876542
>>221891251>metastudyThis is not the flex the writers thinks it is, lmao
>>221891251I saw a young Chinese woman with her hair dyed red. I asked if she dyed it because of One Piece. She said yes and blushed a bit. I said it looked good and paid for my drugs and took my seat in the opium den. Why can't drunks behave?
>>221884918I love that this dude has been dead for the better part of a century and despite that this little corner of the internet is talking shit about him lmao
>>221891339She looks afraid. I find clubs and bars to be the worst place to meet people. Groups of young women are almost always unapproachable. (women talk behind eachother's back and are all jockeying for position as head bitch and will judge and slander each other so they are not going to hook up with a guy around their gossip gals) I prefer the beach (because I have a good build and I am handsome) YMMV (IGBBMN)
>>221884918fatfuck
>>221884976Women even stole Tom of Finland>>221877891I imagine being in the wrong neighborhood and literally asking for it.
>>221877891>posting this without a shred of understanding that men are the primary victims of violence and horrific agonizing torture and death
>>221891421Women suffer more in wars because they lose their fathers, their husbands, their brothers, their sons. Wars that men start.
>>221891457Political research indicates that married European queens were often more active in launching aggressive wars than their male counterparts!GIRL POWER! THATCHER STYLE!>Queen Anne's War (1702–1713): Queen Anne proactively declared war on France and Spain in 1702 shortly after taking the throne, initiating the North American theater of the War of the Spanish Succession to prevent the unification of the French and Spanish crowns>The Anarchy (1135–1153): Empress Matilda (or Maude) launched a civil war against her cousin, King Stephen, to press her rightful claim to the English throne. This brutal conflict plunged England into years of localized warfare and castle sieges>The Wars of the Roses (1455–1487): Queen Margaret of Anjou (wife of the incapacitated King Henry VI) effectively led the House of Lancaster, aggressively raising armies and directing military campaigns against the House of York to protect her family's royal succession>Anglo-Spanish War (1585–1604): Queen Elizabeth I authorized aggressive privateering against Spanish fleets and ultimately sent English troops to support the Dutch Revolt, sparking open war with Spain>Modern girlbosses: Inviting grooming gangs in, giving them money, covering up their crimes
>>221877015i pick Ella
>>221877891That's just some banter mate, reminds me of a former coworker
>>221891669Make her eyes bigger and we've got a deal.
>>221891251I once dated a chinese chick that was doing a PhD in psychiatric epidemology. I tried to make a joke along the along the lines of "So you work with mass mental illness? Aint that just another word for politics?" and she responded by sincerely explaining that they are in fact different things.
>>221891898I would just instantly stop talking to anyone studying psychiatry. Especially if they have an inferiority complex.
>>221877250Foxy Grandpa mogs the Boys on the subway
>>221891914Good for you. I'm instead officially crazy enough that woman in psychiatry went "I can't fix this guy" and vaguely dumped my ass over text messages and then ghosted me.One moment she seemed about as in to me as I was in to her, then obviously not. Or it was some cultural thing I didn't understand.
>>221877803Spanish Flu killed young people, basically the opposite of covid but masks still don't work
>>221892006>Good for youThanks!
>>221892047
>>221891251He's way too good looking to approach them but he was correct to stop talking to them after they were rude and revealed that they're nerds.
>>221892121is that hitler?
>>221890166It's a comic based on the made up assumption that>In ingerland domestic violence rates go up 700000 percent during the world cup or that Englishman on average love beating their wives everyday >All concern about the well being of English women is fake so we should all just Welcome Refugees Forever
