awful episode puts joffery to sleep prev >>221907951
Cute and canon!
Ratcatcher status?
Emo Cole will have songs written about him
>>221909491Meowing
HOUSE CRABB
Is the young tully this smart in the book? It feels like he is the only smart person around.
>>221909454Did they change the actor?
the black army would never set up a butcher's ball! obviously it was the chud greens who would do it to Daemons 20 good men stupid mushroon
cole's speech was kino, it makes me sick that gwayne would abandon his friend
>>221909510The Riverlanders in the books are bullshit anime op charactersThere's a single archer who single handedly shoots down ALL the ravens that cole's army tries to send
>>221909454it was funny how the Alys acts all mighty and powerful yet has no power at all
>>221909525He will return with reinforcements.
That ironborn guy that got impaled on the weirwood, is he a part of the hivemind now or does he just fuel the hivemind
>>221909525Cole is kino but Gwayne is right to not go kill himself, unlike Cole who has nowhere else to go Gwayne still has a family
>>221909525Gwayne is the only good person.
how did it all go so wrong for cole
>>221909510In the books there are two young Tully boys and neither of them join the fight until the very end. I guess the show Tully is supposed to be like Benjicot Blackwood? Idek anymore
>>221909565Ironborn retards can't join the weirwood net.
>>221909575Royal pussy
>>221909454it was very cringe them setting up Rhaenyra's downfall to be pinned on Ormund instead of on her repeatedly shown incompetence.
Something to keep in mind is that the books are not good so why did you think the show would be?
>>221909565His blood feeds bloodraven and brann>>221909575When that lord abandoned his family
>>221909575He fucked the queen mostly
>>221909581>IronCHADs don't become part of demonic tree hivemindBased.
>>221909544she planned it all like palpatine. she knew aemond would save her
>>221909588The books are no different, the peasants revolt because she was forced to tax them hard because the greens stole the gold.
>>221909592The book is about as good as a fake history book can be, and is essentially just a list of all the set pieces and best bits, which could’ve been adapted really well.
>>221909616>greens stole their own gold
What the fuck was even the point of this episode?
Cregan Stark is comnig
How the fuck can they finish this adaptation with just one more season, they keep including useless shit every episode.Are we even going to see the Hour of the Wolf? Is Rhaenyra's death supposed to be the penultimate episode here? What the fuck are they thinking
>>221909575
>>221909454I havent rewatched Game of Thrones since it airedWas there this much rape in that show?
>>221909642Cole looked so cute in the long hair.
>>221909622It was adapted as well as it could've been.
>>221909641>Are we even going to see the Hour of the Wolf?We are probably not seeing that this season.
>>221909653No, not every single episode
>>221909575all he had to do was saying no to prime monke pussy
>>221909616>was forced to tax them hardThat’s an oversimplification, the Celtigar Master of Coin levies a bunch of retarded taxes which I don’t quite remember which causes the discontent. You’re right that the taxes would’t have been necessary without the Greens hiding the gold, but equally that’s totally different to Ormund ordering Gold Cloak assassinations
WHERE IS NETTLES
>>221909653Attempted Sansa rape and actual Sansa rape with Theon in the chair is all I remember from Game of Thrones
>>221909670He did.
>>221909660Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>221909642Would you betray your vows for moneky, anon?
>>221909672It is different but the book and the show try to absolve rhaenyra
>>221909675Jaime raped Cersei over Joffrey's corpse. Theon was almost gay raped. Miri Mazdor was raped multiple times. Dany was raped. Jon Snow was raped (because of the implication).
>aemond is anti-rape nowCRAVEN CUNT
>>221909673they show Jeyne bitching at Rhaena again in the preview if that's what you meanthat's as close as we're getting anyway
>>221909642He was raped
>>221909616it's not just the taxes in the show. the ones killing the Gold Cloaks are set up by Ormund and they made Rhaenyra ask about the Faith and if it was aligned with the Hightowers and then showing how lord Ormund is all Faithful and shit. they made it a conspiracy.
>>221909673We can't have Daemon cucking Rhaenyra
He comes....
>>221909707He is pro rape but anti ntr
>>221909642>blaming a womanDo you get mad at your dog when he pisses in the house? No, its his nature to piss whereever, and it’s your fault for not training him well. Just as it’s up to man to resist the temptress.
>>221909704Forgot about these ones, definitely had more rape in 1 season of this than the entirety of Game of Thrones still
>>221909697I disagree, it was specifically the incompetency of the Master of Coin which caused the discontent, which is on Rhaenyra
>>221909742That's sexual assault btw
>>221909704Also all of Crastor's women.
we're all in here >>>/gif/30916564
>ywn be part of Daeron the Daring's Kingsguard, living only to serve and please your king
>>221909725The taxes are not even a thing in the show because she dismissed celtigar.>>221909774You can say that but the intention of blaming someone else is there.
how did a huge group of goldcloaks even get killed like that?
>>221909809Poison put in Daemon's ass.
>>221909809Poisoned by their enemies
>>221909809They slipped on banana peels and accidentally stabbed each other
>>22190980921 good men
>>221909742literal rape. evil demon monke
Feels like keeping Ormund the exact same character but without making him abusive toward Daeron would just be better...
>>221909800he's not king and he dies soon anyway, he'll be the king of maggots
>>221909800>please your kingH-how?
>>221909859I don't like his retarded racism
>>221909859the one thing they cannot have is greens having love for each other. they are chaotic evil
Ulf and Huge are letting men walk out of the town to go cut down all the trees and bring them back ?
>>221909742Because of the power imbalance here isn't this technically rape? She could have him executed if he refused.
What does Alicent smell like?
>>221909905They were told to just watch so yeah ig
>>221909887>>221909797
>>221909905Don't ask questions just consume product.
>>221909889House Hightower was basically a S+ tier house so I can understand kinda understandThey went way too far and made him a total chud though
poppa bear?
ormund walks like a fag
>>221909632milking an IP for all its worth and exploiting the idiot fans who will watch anything related to that IP, even if it's Alicent and Jar Jar Binks having a meaningless conversation
Ormund talks like a fag and his shit’s all retarded
Why are they so keen to humiliate all the men in this show? Show me some fucking dragonriders destroying stuff.
>>221909889valyrians are essosi sheep herders and low iq, deal with it. and he loves daeron even if hes a mixed race mongrel. hes a good man
>>221909942>>221909968what a violent topping from daeron does to a mf
Goldcucks btfo
>>221909454Evil and shitty white men ruining Westeros (again)...
>>221909930They are still S tier tho and never really opposed the targs.
I know people are obsessed about anti green bias in the show but all of the most interesting characters sans Rhaenyra are the greens. Any scene with just the blacks is mediocre to almost unwatchable.Meanwhile the greens all have interesting relationships and scenes with each other. Green scenes are consistently the best episode after episode.
>>221909995>we will take over essos and build a new valyrin empir->ohnonono please not some random smallfolk assassins we cant defeat them no please help
>Nothing happens: the episodeEnding was pretty good tho.
Who would Bloodraven support? Who would Darkstar support?
>>221909859I don’t think he’s actually abusing Daeron
>dude they’re these big burly manly man northerners who are brutal savage intimidating warriors but get this…they are super into equal rights and woman rulers! Isn’t that badass? I just don’t buy it. That’s gay
>>221910030It's pretty much the same effect of Dany in late GoT. She creates an aura of mediocrity and character nullification so as to not harm her own appearance of competence and righteousness.
They're cutting The Shepherd, aren't they:(((((((((((((((
>>221910101They are not into equal rights but they sworn the oath.
>>221910123The shepherd will be a highly trained Hightower secret agent
>>221910082Best girl Darkstar would say some edgy shit, hack off half of Jaehaera’s face then hide for the rest of the Dance
>>221910097hes onbviously scared of his violent outbursts. i think ormund raped him
Ormund let Daeron win in that gameif he actually lost he'd have raped him right then and there
>>221910082Who would Aragorn support?Who would Odysseus support?Who would Nikki and Bear support?
>>221909507
Do the Hightowers have a Valyrian sword?
>>221910100based r*dditor i also enjoyed seeing cute cats in this boring episode.
Ormund says it’s ok to like dorne now cuz they resisted the dragons. Give them their respect
>>221909967>even if it's Alicent and Jar Jar Binks having a meaningless conversationthat would be endlessly more entertaining than the show in its current state thoughbeit
CUTE Aenyra
>>221910082Isn’t it obvious that aemond one eye is the bloodraven parallel and daemon is the bittersteel parallel
>>221910158Yeah Ormund has one it’s called Fag Sucker or something like that
what was the point of the story about the ugly fat woman who was actually a heckin military genius
>>221909742She deserved everything bad that happened. I hate this ugly ape
>>221910199They’re doing a aegons conquest movie and she’s the main “antagonist”
>>221910199>guy who hates targs is telling a story about a bitch who hates targs to a targ
>>221910158Ormund has Vigilance, Jon Roxton has Orphan-Maker.
>>221910158
Is the White Worm Sara Hess?
>>221910199Probably that he is a learned military tactician that wont easily underestimate his enemy.
>>221910199That scene establishes that Ormund is not a race supremacist and respects anyone who shits on t*rgs.
>>221910228That's a stupid idea for a movie
>>221909704>Jaime raped Cersei over Joffrey's corpse.That was legitimately writer and editing incompetence. The actors didn't see it as a rape scene.
>>221910243It’s my penis.
I thought it was a good episode, in top 5 of the series easilyGood endingColes dialogue throughoutSome acknowledgement of people behaving as if they have families, aegon for aemond and vice versa, helana remembers that her son was murdered Rhaenyras unhingednessGood knowledge of asoiaf geography in writing, feels like this is one of the most ignored aspects of the entire series Dynamism in episode, a marked contrast to what has been happening before
I think i can forgive s2's nonsense garbage writing if they can nail the Hightower - Faith militant - Maester conspiracy. I want to see those overgrown lizards go extinct.
>>221910199a cunning mind can resist the most savage of beasts. andal iq > targ bloodmagic
Hey someone remembered.
>>221909809We will never know because we had to have a yapisode of women talking instead of seeing anything that we cared about
>>221910280Bait used to be believable
>>221910296I thought she was gonna jump out the window when she said>I need to see the moon
>>221910289But he said the Targaryan are full of cunning?
>>221909809Poison.
For me, it's Elinda Massey
>>221910296Nice for them to finally start making her care about this years after I forgot it even happened
>>221910280all they had to do is give screentime to the based characters and tone down on alicent and rhaerhae
>>221909642You wake up as Cole's actor in this moment. How would you save Monke's career by convincing her not to take the Supergirl role?
>>221910319Yea that doesnt make sense. Why associate targs with cunning when brute str is their only advantage. I think someone fucked up the script for that first scene.
:(
>>221910318>I need to see the moon!*Alicent bends over and shows Helaene her ass*
>>221909704>Jaime and cerseiJust rough sex>TheonCertainly raped repeatedly offscreen
>>221910319uhm. thats low animalistic cunning while the hightowers have high iq white people cunning.
>>221910368JAIME: You're a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?JAIME grabs CERSEI and forcefully kisses her. He presses against her.CERSEI: Jaime, not here, please. Please.JAIME rips at her dress. They end up tangled on the floor by the altar.CERSEI: Stop it. Stop it. Stop.JAIME: No.CERSEI: Stop it. Stop.She continues to resist, but her resolve is weakening. They kiss, and JAIME brings her to the ground and forces himself on her.CERSEI: Stop. Stop. It's not right.JAIME: (GRUNTS)CERSEI: It's not right. It's not right.JAIME: I don't care.CERSEI: (CRYING) Don't.JAIME: I don't care.CERSEI: Don't. Jaime, don't.JAIME: I don't care.
>>221910397For women like Cersei NO means YES
>>221910319Does this confirm that Tyrion is a secret Targaryen and the third head of the dragon?
>>221910360Is that my nigga spottem gottem?
Anyone else think being a woman is really tough?
>>221909480If I'm Lord of the Riverlands, and I'm tasked to resolve this eternal sheep fucker family feud, I would command their heirs into polygamous marriage with the most beautiful girl from all the other river lords. I command them that they must double team their wife any time they lay with her. This way, the two houses are joined in a way that neither one is the objective winner, they both have the same heir, and the only thing that decides the true blood line is the strength of their swimmers. I'd probably also impart some other rules, like the 2 lords will share the same fate. If one of them is murdered or dies randomly, the other WILL be executed. this incentivizes both houses to not just murder the other out right, but also provide them extra security. Because if one dies the both die. The one other thing I would add is that their heir may not take either of their surnames, so that he holds no familial preference. He can choose to take his mother's name, or be re-christened by me as his lord.Boom. The forever mudwars are resolved, and now we can start working towards building the Riverlands up into something that all the other kingdoms fear and respect
>>221910397she had multiple orgasms during her "rape". how can you explain that?
>>221910437yes sister and i'm glad we finally have a show that highlights our struggles
>>221910360Why do I get a feeling she's gonna touch it and then she'll jump out the window
heleana is so beautiful... and this season has been so much better than s2
>you were a terrible kind>and you are a terrible manpoor Aegon :(
>>221910450You think that wasn't tried before?
Did they really throw down subtitles on the raven message?
>>221910343What exactly is monke going to do if she doesn't get the supergirl role? What great roles is she missing on? Its not like shes a great actress like Mikey Madison or can sing/dance well like Ariana Grande or likes to take clothes off like Sydney Sweeney. Taking Supergirl is the ceiling for her, shes not going to be offered a bigger part than that
Helaena’s huge fucking knockers
I'm just gonna say it: I think Alicent is a bad mother.
>>221910476>noo i was oppressed as a kid, my father wouldnt let me fight and the teachers were assholes so i couldnt learn anything. its everyone else's fault!based larrys hit cuckgon with some truth nukes
this was the worst episode of the entire show
>>221910030True. You don't even need to say 'sans Rhaenyra' either. They smoothed her character so much, that I can't care about her.I stand by what I said in Season 1 that Milly is a much more interesting Rhaenyra than D'Arcy ever was.
>>221910437What would you have them do?
>>221910538You WILL drink the abortion juice!You WILL abandon your child!And no, you WILL NOT go out to see the moon!
another boring fucking episode written by 30 year old women and for 30 year old women
vhagar is a girl? just get a boy dragon to beat her up lol
Why isn't the witch of harrenhal hot with big titties?
Coldhands, whatever happened there?
>>221909691not for monke
>>221910580Caraxes will beat her granny ass
>>221910599He should have worn gloves I guess
>>221910595I find the actress distractingly ugly.
>>221910476He was a good father>>221910539Larys was projecting. he killed his own father and big brother
>>221910550>I stand by what I said in Season 1 that Milly is a much more interesting Rhaenyra than D'Arcy ever was.don't most people think that
I did not like this episode. There are literally no likeable characters, Cole and Aegon were supposed to be the only ones worth a shit, maybe Daemon would be entertaining, but this shit is like the Desperate Housewives of Atlanta or something.The dialogue is cringe, crafted for sub 70 IQ apes.Speaking of apes, the only time they gave lines to Daemon's daughter was that senseless, asinine duet with her now "half brother" while hunting vhagar... "MUH NOT EATING SIS PLS DO THE NEEDFUL OOGA"Even the northmen scene asking leave to hunt Cole was bad.I might drop this if the next ep also sucks balls.
>>221910599Reminder that Coldhands is Duncan the Tall
ABANDON YOUR KIDSFLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
what was the meaning of helaena wanting to see the moon? is this another secred dragon dream clue or just autistic nonsense
>>221910600they/them pussy grips different
>>221910647No fucking clue
>>221910647Subtle foreshadowing
>>221910647Dragons came from the moon, it makes sense that dragon dreams come from the moon too
>>221910647she was supposed to look outside and see vhaegar silhouetted in front of it
>>221910667>aemond the nuncle autist>doing anything
ABANDON YOUR DAUGHTER. KILL YOUR SON
>>221910667>Restart war
>>221910647probably to track her pregnancy, since moons are months
>>221910647thought when she went to the window it was a hint
>>221910599every time i see him i can hear jon's dumb anglo voice saying UNCLE BEJUN
Why is Helaena such a pro life chud?
>>221910713
Im gay.
since when Aemond idolized Aegon? Are they nonsensically mixing shit from the books again?
rhaenyra looked HOT in the sept.
>>221910776shhhh don't ask questions, chuddiejust consume product
>>221910713she wanted her daughter to be like her. but she wont even kill her own son.
Aemond got the same mommy lover gene that Maegor got
>>221910771Those who have unprotected recreational sex and use abortion as an anticonceptive method aren't people
>>221909742I genuinely totally forgot this happenedPoor cole
Why is GURM obsessed with this period of his universe's history where a bunch of retards had sex with each other and fought? I mean I guess that's the same as the mainline series, but there's more going on with the implications of The Long Night and shit.The Dance of Dragons is literally just Downton Abbey with worse acting and characterization. Fuck this gay ass shit.
Perkin
Mysaria is hot but I'll pay extra for her not to talk
>>221910493>likes to take clothes off like Sydney Sweeney.This can always change
>>221910772
Did that goldcloak just say "It's been a minute"?
>>221910839I hope not
I’m 30 years old and still living with my parents.
>>221910885I caught that too lullike deadass
I'm just gonna say it: Rhaenyra is a bad sister, she keeps trying to kill her brothers.
>>221910885Yes, the writers can't help but insert modern lingo into a fantasy world where inutes aren't measured
>>221910890dont worry anon, the economy is in the gutters right now and a lot of people are going through this. think instead about how fortunate you are to have caring enough parents that they recognize this and let you live with them until better times. in the meanwhile i suggest you invest in learning a high-value skill so you can escape the 9-5 and become a freelancer, that's the first strong step towards starting your own business, if that's your wish. or if you become really good at one particular skill, continue on as a freelancer and make money that way. once you're earning enough money to pay for rent and have 40%+ of your income remaining afterwards, that's the right time to move.
Witch-mode Gayle Rankin: Yes Please
>>221910920*minutes
>>221910847Can you imagine?>mysaria blows you >starts giggling >it wood seem dat ju are ready to cum
POPPA BEAR!
Any word on the ratcatchers?
>>221910776There are inklings of it in Season 1 Episode 7 when they are tweens. I would have liked them to develop that more.
okay...but who the fuck is ser luther?
>>221910599He is Dunk in the books unironically. Screencap this for when George's notes on a random napkin are unearthed after his death.
may your silks always be soft
>>221910993We don't need that scum
I do think Aegon's impetuousness from the last few episodes strains credulity, even if the writers are just using this as filler/to make a ham-fisted point. They could be more subtle and delicate about it while achieving the same ends.
>>221911039Why the fuck would Dunk be Coldhands?
>>221910732>"I can have to make a war"
>>221911064He survived Summerhall (now confirmed) and went north. He ends up helping his 'friend' Brynden Rivers because he has nothing better to do.
>Tell a story about how one foreigner(Nymeria) stood up to other foreigners(Targs)Bravo Hess
Anon, I offer you service to my house.
>>221909641Rhaenyra is their main character, they're not going to do the trails, sickness, etc after her death.
lmao hes so tired of shitgon
>eaten with them>had their…So the show is outright implying trans women arn’t women…and that axe wounds are fucking nasty. based. Still a humiliation ritual. but based>>221910326cute. would have bastards with her
What the fuck are they even adding? Why the fuck are the city watch such jobbers?
I feel like nothing really changed from the last episode which is strange because the season is only 8 episodes long.
>>221911149Why are they cringing? the guy caught them talking about their plans (LOUDLY and in broad daylight) they fucked up not aegon
>>221911160their captain literally said "always walk in groups" or someshityou'd think after the third assassination they'd be way more careful with everything lmaothis show is dog shit
>>221911165I guess Cole is dying next week because the finale must be tumbleton
>>221911149Did he have a choice at that point though? What was he suppose to do when he got discovered
>>221911149who is this Lannister again? Was he the one with the tranny and went overboard?
>>221911185If it was the faceless men I would understand, but they're fucking losing to peasants
What were the Others doing for the last half dozen millennia?
>>221911199Yes.
heavy lies the crown eh?
>>221911199Yes, Tyland, his twin brother, Jason, was killed in the first episode of S3 off screen in the biggest battle of the war
>>221911001And in the previous episode the Pink Terror prank happens, which scars him for life.Idk, the episode felt weird overall>Aemond coming out of nowhere to save Alys>the guy who was holding Alys let her go to attack Aemond despite watching him 5v1.>Mysaria letting herself entice by Alicent>I wanna see the moon!>Tyland alive and well at rook's rest after hitting his head, drifting at sea at the gullet
>>221909809>it is le poisonsurely a specialized/experiences warriors like that will fall for poison, since they are dealing with treason and subversion lol what they expect ?
WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS EPISODE SO DARK I COULDN'T SEE SHIT EVEN WITH BRIGHTNESS TURNED UP
Are we reaching the Dragonpit storming this season?
i feel like they should have es?tablished the leader of the dead dragon town had a sneaky little underling and the underling wlas the one to sneak into the cRown bag. the le?ader would ha!ve realistically just told him to open his shit up or he,ll kill him
>>221911221waiting for the comet to bring magic back into the world
>>221911259>mfw the crone lights my path
>>221911232>>221911251really? How the fuck did he survive?
>>221911268this season will only be 6 eps
who's winning?
>>221910885>ayo senpai, finna been a minute since we last raped a ho, no capbravo HOTD, very immersive medieval fantasy series
>the most interesting and visceral character in the entire book (the shepherd) has been cut in favor of [woman talking]kill me pete
>A handful of peasants can wipe out the gold cloaksMeanwhile Hightower knights got slaughtered
>>221911311>the most interesting and visceral characterThats /ourguy/ perkin tho
>>221911251>Jason, was killed in the first episode of S3 off screen in the biggest battle of the warKek! Fucking what?
>>221911221corpse queen is waiting for her perfect Stark princefu to be born
>>221911338FISHFEEDFISHFEED
Heh, I feel like people who think "nothing happened" in this episode are the same type of people who didn't like The Fly episode of Breaking Bad.
>cole dies next episode>helaena dies in the season finalenoo. why cant rhaenyra and alicent die and all black people
alys said she was grieved. she a ghost in am haunted camstle and cant rest until its herssex with ghost witch coast to coast
>>221911299Because getting thrown overboard isn't fatal? In the book none of that ever happened and he was taken prisoner when Rhaenyra took King's Landing
>>221911338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7NtQOhFHNkBattle By the Lakeshore happened in episode 1 off screen
>>221909494He came across way too badass this episode, they have to do something to try and humiliate him in death.
>>221911368they threw him overboard because he was too heavy in his full plate armor
>THIS WILL SET US BACK A WEEK
>>221911394Yes but that's not fatal is it? If he got out of his armour he would survive, anyway it's more OC made by Condal and Hess because Tyland was at King's Landing when Rhaenyra captured it
>>221910667>alicent will take the blame>when she literally tried to have him killed
>>221911360Who would kill Helaena?
Curious how they’re gonna make Hugh Hammer turn his cloak. Obviously it will have something to do with his wife but he’s been portrayed as a dutiful and honorable man so far, unlike his book counterpart.
Aemond clutched a 4 v 1 while injured with no armor what a beast
>cole wants to die in a glorious battle so alicent can hear about his brave death>alicent couldnt give less of a fuck about him lmaoi hate foids
>>221911441The leaks said the blacks will siege tumbleton and kill his wife
>>221911444this. could daemon the rogue nuncle do that? no.
What the fuck is with the graffiti shit? Did they forget the most people can't fucking read?
Why didn't Alicent have like 8 boys then she could have had a full on dragon army
What was Lord Corlys' relationship like with his bastards in the book?
>>221911386retarded change, Aemon is supposed to be educated, King/Kin Slaying in front of all those witnesses would never make him king. Also in the book they were real bros united against the black traitors
dont tell anyone else this theory bu think alys is able to control vaeghar through aemonds dreams thats how she sent that nigga off fr
>>221910639I like that she is becoming more amorphous and jellylike each iteration.
>guys remember the storming of the dragonpit in the books and how it was rhaenyras fault?>guess what, ITS ORMUND WHO CAUSES IT NOWkill condal and his pet jap sara
Why does Larys stick with Aegon?
>>221911441It sucks they're leaving out the him getting inspired from a prophecy of a hammer striking down a dragon and a new King coming from it. It really was a clever foreshadowing of Robert's Rebellion.
>>221911484He was willing to die for them
>>221909691For monke noFor young alicent and s1 olivia?Hold me back because im going deep
>>221911508cause he read the book
>>221911488>They were real brosI miss those days
Is Larys Strong?
>>221911484Not his bastards in the book, it was Rhaenyra's faggot husband which put into doubt if he really was a faggot. Nuance and all but the retard writers don't understand that.
>>221911483By the end she was probably afraid of Viserys’ dick falling off inside
>>221911546>Nuance and all but the retard writers don't understand that.lmao
Is Rhaenyra ornery because supergirl flopped bigly?
>>221911508>larys is said to be an evil mastermind for 3 seasons>before haphazardly taking aegon and running him through the woods with no plan>oh but thank the gods tyland lannister randomly appears>what a genius larys
>>221911546Lmao, you talking about nuance when the book spells it out is really funny
>>221911554when you sever but she still succin
>>221909588It can be both, y'know. Why wouldn't a strategist like Ormund, who can't compete against the black's dragons, try to sabotage Rhaenyra's reign? we've already seen evidence of her poor judgment in previous episodes. The greens are merely accelerating the inevitable, as they should given their position.
>>221911578kek
Littlefinger was corny but even at his worst he was still 100 times better than mysaria
>>221911268who the fuck cares at this pointthere is no shepardand the storming was a visual result of rhaenyras incompetency as rulera self inflicted wound
according to society its wrong to want a mommy gf
>>221910667so epic, upvoted
>>221911608she looks more like an ugly aunt gf
>>221911444>with no armorAfter a butter knife penetrated his plate armor he decided armors in fiction are a waste of time and dexfagging is the only way forwardsLong gone are the days of Jorah tanking a direct hit because he had thick fucking armor
Isn't Westeros bigger than the United States? How is everyone walking everywhere?
>>221911508In for a penny in for a pound
>>221911594Littlefinger is corny but he's an actually good character in spite of the cheesy performance. He is central to the plot, while I struggle to even see what the point of Mysaria is
>>221911627walkable strongholds
>>221911608of course they are going to joker 2 aemond. can't have a male character with charisma also having agency.
>>221911627armies used to walk across the US too
Aemond killing the guy and making a blood sacrifice to the weirwood tree was unbelievably kinoFeels like different people are writing Aegon and Aemond compared to the Alicent and Rhaenyra stuff
>>221911608I want him so badly I would hold him just like that except my tits are bigger and I'm shorter so not really mommy gf material sadly
i think the writers just realized how much cheaper it is to write a show for a 30 year old woman demographic >all you need is cute kitties and quips and women talking to eachother about soap opera dramainstead of writing the show for a male fantasy demographic>expensive battles and historical research and maintaining faithfulness to source materialwriting for 1 demographic is literally 1/1000th cheaper than writing for the other
>>221911571the book is entirely about conflicting information
The king certainly has some aegon his face.
>>221911659The male actors want to drag this show by its heels to a place where it can have a modicum of artistic merit, the female actors want a paycheck and to kiss each other.
>>221911691Wat
>>221911664you're also male so there's that too
>>221911681Laenor being gay is not ambiguous it’s super true
>You will call me your GRACESo aegon now has 2 hand to hand killswhat does rhaenyra have?
>>221911681That's true. According to the book Luke lost his memory and became a fisherman.
>>221911698It's an extremely clever pun that I won't explain.
>>221911179Yeah Larys is getting on my nerves, imagine being told what a terrible man you are by a kinslayer that sexually harassed your mom >You were given every advantage, like having zero present parental figures or anyone interested in preparing you for the role of king.
I get both Daemon and Aemond. Being the younger brother, forced to follow the older brother's lead. Where they may lead with authority we lose ourselves in literature/philosophy. We... study the blade...
>>2219117102 hit combo on Otto
>>221911681Its not so conflicting and vague that any of the events of this show could play out as they have
>>221911710One botched beheading
>>221911710she told somone to kil some babes while they slept
>>221911710aegon perfected the prison shanking method
>>221911724He wasn't wrong about that. Aegon chose to party with his butt buddies
>>221911724He's giving him tough love corner talk before going into the championship rounds
>>221911681if you just read the book instead of pretending to you would see that the events plainly describe in it either do not occur or LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE happens to create a good guys vs bad guys narrative instead of the original nuanced plotlike just read the book you chimpanzee
>>221911724That was just the women writers writing a line directed at a straw man idea of a fictional white male in their head.
>>221911743she has big booba now
>>221910313hotd hasn't had very many good episodes.
>>221911772its crazy how both alicents mog the shit out of both nyras
>>221911705yes, he's a faggot but he also might have bastards as well. That means there is a chance Jace and his bros are legitimate you retard.
>>221911755Because why would he do anything else? He saw no reason to be king, nobody told him he will be king, the whole thing was a fucking conspiracy from the get go. Aemond didn't study out of royal responsibility he did it to better his shot at getting revenge on his nephews.
>>221911701false I have real organic tits and vagina
>>221911788Gays don’t fuck girls. And if he was bi rhaenyra would have no problem getting a kid with him
>>221911724he wanted to motivate aegon and snap him out of his self pity phase. but compared to larrys whos a second son born with a disability aegon indeed had everything handed to him
>>221911804PLEASE BE IN LONDON
>>221911788the book plainly says that corlys tried to pass his bastards as laenor's but couldn't keep the lie much longer since people knew he didn't like women. but now since rhaenys was dead, corlys didn't have to hide it anymore
>>221911784its too bad old alicent is so cringe in the show nowmake pp deflate
>>221911724He's making him lock the fuck in
>>221911765hey wiki reader, the book isn't a good/bad guys. Both sides are shit. Also nothing is "plainly described" it's always this person said this, mushroom said this, we don't know why this person did this, etc.
>>221911820I'm a Burger on EST and I'm only interested in sexy white men
wheres helaenas dragon lol
>>221911804>real tits and vagina, handmade by dr shekelberglol ok
>>221911848she forgot about dreamfire
>>221911846esl motherfucker
is sunfyre actually alive or was aegon coping
>>221911806>>221911822faggots have children all the time irl.
George confirmed the strings are bastards
so helaena and alicent die because they locked themselves into the walls by accident? what the fuck
>>221911891as classic woman moment if there ever was one
>>221911881in the book he's alive and makes an epic comeback
>>221911886but not in the GoT universe. Remember Renly+Margaery? Remember Laenor+Rhaenyra?
>>221911881He uses resurrection magic on it inadvertently.
>>221911886Not the way you're thinking
imagine if one of the dragons was called carl or something
>>221911891you blind? she drops the lantern and you see a third path the cat runs off too. wake up lil nigga
>>221911881he's probably alive. maelys and him "died" at the same time but maelys is fucking rotten whilst sunfyre just looks asleep
>>221911910Renly was killed, he could have kept trying.
>>221911918If Rickon was born a targ it could have happened
>>221911847I know what you are
>>221911847We're in EDT.
>>221911878try reading for once instead of getting your information off youtube shorts
HAELENA KILL YOUR SONPROVE YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER AND DO YOUR DUTY, KILL YOUR FUCKING SON
>>221911936And would've failed. It's implied that they even tried a threesome with Loras and couldn't do it
are they really forcing helaena to kill her unborn child?
>>221911849die mad>>221911942Aemond fan? Yes.
GRRM is 78 and obese
>>221911976Yes, the Greens are that evil.
>>221911976Yes. They are probably "fixing" not having Maelor earlier, and his abortion might push Helaena into BOMBOKLAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221911992>the GreensAlicent is firmly team black, she opened the gates for Rahenyra and promised Aegon's head.
They don't have any food scenes in this show
>>221911992but I thought the people writting and supporting this show are pro abortion
>>221912004Betrayal is normal Green behavior.
>>221911985No fucking way.... may the seven bless us....
>>221911976you mean parasite, it's not a real child
>>221912006Almost every Simon Strong scene was a food scene.
>>221911986
>>221912004By that logic, Ormund is also team black
>>221912012No, it's not the same, Aemond betrayed Aegon but he's team greenAlicent is pro Rahenyra, she's actually genuinely team black, she supports Rahenyra.
>>221912006All the food has been eaten by rats (aegon killed all the rat catchers)
>>221911985>male hands>hiding adam's appleobvious tranny
>>221912043>aegon killed all the rat catcherswtf why????
>>221911961honestly what could be possibly so hard about it. pussy is not that disgusting. can't believe a faggot is really unable to bring himself to produce a fucking heir to save his life
>>221912011Show me anywhere in the episode which implies forced abortions are good and Alicent was correct.
>>221911985You know what would make him more mad? showing nipples
>>221912039No, refer to >>221912041Ormund is not team rahenyra
>>221912054haelaena is an animal lover
Rhanys and thus by extension rhnyra killed hundreds of innocent people at aegons induction ceremony
>>221912054Idk he's a sadistic freak, next question
>>221912006stop 2nd monitor watching, timothy
>>221911985ayo thisnigga wearin tommy hillfigga in the big 2026isi it 1997 again??xd
>>221912054They were enemies of the noble ratkin
>>221912083never happen according to the show
>>221912065You're using irl logic. The Birdcage logic. That's your mistake
>>221912083They were clapping for the guy who killed all the rat catchers so they're guilty by association
>>221912088I skip everyone scene with black people
Mysaria scenes are worse than Dany chapters
>>221912126bruv
>the only black house in show-Westeros>sides with Team BlackBravo Condom
>>221912153>>221912153>>221912153
>>221911623>After a butter knife penetrated his plate armorDidn't the Strongs have the VS dagger for some reason? Because Aemond was waving it around after that.
>>221912144>scumbag patricide Larys is related to this ChadThese Seven gods are cruel
>>221911985
>>221912482What is this supposed to convey?
>>221911692luckily since Aegon will technically be around for at least a bit longer than Rhaenyra the show will actually have some decent final episodes
>>221912088>Yeah uhhhh.... I know you've done alot for me.. basically everything... but uhhhh fuck your children and goodbyeWas this a smart move?
>>221912724That it's mine, it's my own, mine!Other anons hands off!
>>221913226You better be sexy and have a huge cock then
> Alicent and Heleana cosplaying in maid outfits
