HOH: DevensNoms: Jason, Melody, RomePOV: DevensDay 14 of 87previously on /bb/: >>221914299
JASONKINGS how we feeling?
>>221930556Target is successfully flipped on melody
if jason leaves without being able to put on his drag persona i will laugh heartily
>>221930530Why do you guys like Kamu? He's come across as incredibly boring to me.
>>221930530<3
the survivors are so bad at big brother lol
>>221930624he's boring but playing the game well, happy safe Kamu is getting a bit tiring though but I don't think anyone puts him on the block right now which is crazy
>>221930582He'll bring her out on Wednesday, he won't risk leaving the house without having put on a show
>>221930676I mean devens was voted out twice on his first season. He was never good at survivor just won a lot of comps and found idols.
Jason isn't even half as evil or half as gay as the average gay.
>>221930833
>>221930833MONEO, I AM YOUR GOD AND I *CHOOSE* WHEN AND WHERE I POUR SUGAR AND WHERE IT GOES. DO YOU DENY THE GODHEAD BEFORE YOU?
AAAAAAAA LALA AND MAL ARE COMPETANTLY COOKING HN MEALS THEY HAVE TO GO
>>221930784I’m gay
>>221930863I'm going to miss these God Emperor of Dune references in my /bb/ threads.
>uses the veto on lyricHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>221930833kek wtf
>>221930624he’s cute and strong
>>221931015
grasshopper
>>221931054Rome is running the house
>Melody- Regardless of numbers right now, we want Rome to stay. LET'S GO
>>221930863>>221930994
>>221931071bug brother???
Devens handed the easiest hoh week ever and decides not to put the showmance up. Survivor confirmed busch league
>>221930994God Empress of Studio City will not allow Drew or Jason to rest gently within the flaps of her pre-worm body.
dee and angela already working on lala and taylor to vote out melody
>>221931028basê
>>221931140Shouldve just put up lala melody and Taylor/mallory his week sucked.
>>221931028>dad forcing his gay son to give him a grandchild
>>221931161LaLa had a huge heart-to-heart with Jason last night and confirmed she would even keep Melody over Rome for example since Rome single handily dug his own grave.
“Forgive you?” Angela’s voice was full of sweet reason. “Of course I forgive you. That is your God’s function. Your crime is forgiven. However, your stupidity requires a response.”-The God Empress of Studio City Duchess Angela II on the pariah Jason, first of his name of House EsTittles.
>>2219311402nd hoh curse
https://streamable.com/18t1ly
>draw the line in the sand and target rome and lyric>end the week getting out melodydisaster
>>221931245>>221931145oookay, let's not force them, anon. haha
>>221931262women are disgusting
>>221930833why was she putting that much splenda in her cup to begin with??? wtf
>>221931262>https://streamable.com/18t1lywhy are all these girls so disgusting
>>221931245
>>221930833this is npc behavior
>>221931245now this is bbkino
>>221931262https://streamable.com/ppaybn
>>221931399season of poop
/mlb/+/bb/
>>221931399>allegedsounds like a case for detective egg
Poop Season
>>221931564for me its /hoc/
https://streamable.com/s24wg
>>221931564kek shes like 2 rows from as far back and up you can go
https://streamable.com/777smx
>>221931564dumb whore from lousiana rooting for yankeesshould be rooting for my mets
angela's eating an avocado again
>>221930743Wasn't voted out the second time - he lost fire.
>>221931637don't call her a whore you piece of shit
>thinking Melody is outIt's either Jason or Rome depending on the BBB. If it actually is Melody, this week will be a massive failure
It has been on fish a lot today even though not much is going on
>>221931262Melody the only girl in the house who doesn't poop
>>221931694Yep it would be a horrible dud of a week. I'm sure Devens can pull that off.
>>221931564local retard dances for the crowd (she does not know what sport she is watching)
>>221931723gross
>>221931723ew
>>221931663she gave head to some random new york chad in the bleachers simp
>>221931564LET'S GO
>>221931245>the pariah Jason, first of his name of House EsTittles.
>>221931564
FEEDS
This is just like Bauren getting Adrian evicted instead of Ashley during her HoH. Lyric will win.
>>221931726
FISH
>>221932212I don't mean to be mean but Mallory is repulsive, inside and out
>>221932251Why
>>221931637Mets colors are very comfy to me for some reason.
>>221932251from the neck down she’s identical to lyric
>>2219322891% less body fat
>>221932289Any reason you think her face should be ignored?
>>221932251I like Mallory and disagree with your statement
>>221932354Why because she's attainable?
>>221932251she hates dee though. she said she would make her all 3 have nots if she could
>>221932322butterfaces > ugly girls wouldn’t date either just saying lyric’s no prize, at least with mal you don’t need penicillin later
>>221932289lyric's body is a fair bit nicer, she has that very subtle pear shape despite being tiny
>>221932379I think you misunderstand.
>>221932251was it her talking about the big log she dropped that turned you off? girls poop too you know
>>221932430>butterfaceBut her face what? She looks anorexic and like a 10 year old boy?
>>221932476No I don't watch the streams, but that sounds like something she'd say. Horrific person
>>221932496so lyric is more your type of 10 year old boy? is that what you’re projecting here?
>>221932549Ceteris paribus at least she's pretty
so you are saying you are ok with 10yo boys as long as they are prettygot it
mallory is so cute
>>221932289False. Lyric has hips and a decent ass for her frame. Mallory has that sexy rectangular femboy body.
>>221932621Who are you talking to
His derangements
>>221932687she's just got more toned shoulders cause she works out
>>221932687Get her off the show
Anorexia is a hidden epidemic among America's young girls and women
I read that Dee suggested that they get Melody out this week but Angela immediately said that’s a bad idea.Is Dee jealous of Melody or something? I don’t get how her mind is working
>>221932824Fucking ANGELA shot this idea down? I'm actually shocked lmao
>>221932824There's no strategy this season just narcissism. Angela, Dee, Devins, they're all just freaks making short-sighted decisions that fuel their egos
>>221932651
>>221932687the fact she speaks in a baby voice hooking up with a creep who calls her his little girl is fine tho right
>>221932824Drew belongs to her
>here comes your boyfriend
>>221932861Looks like raggety fucking ann
>>221932867Why does that have to do with her ass?
when mallory was a kid she put a bunch of poison ivy into a pool and then bathed in it because she thought it was a soup
>>221932928Stellar
Now you all understand why Devens can't win Survivor
>>221932852That’s what I read and Dee backtracked on it but just the fact that she floated it makes me think she will bring it up again. I know Angela hates Melody but at least she knows the main targets this week
>>221933181Still a few more days for Drew to say one little wrong thing to get Angela onboard for Melody eviction
>>221932852Angela actually has decent game instincts, she just has emotional meltdowns that blow up her game
THE THREE VET ENDERS!! (ignore that thing in the background)
mld thinking about talking to herself again
Headband Drew is the spirit of Dan Gheesling
>>221933270your colors are jacked bro. the pods are much more blue hue
>>221933129>straight white male winning survivor lol
>>221931262>>221931399why do ya'll niggas save this?
>>221933319He's a closeted homosexual jew
>>221933348watch the n-bombs bro
>>221933348It's a Poop Season
lyrics ass in the kitchen rn though
what the fuck are these feeds>dumb ass alphabet game>melody sitting in pod >cornhole
why does dee want all the hot girls to leave and to team up with the black grandma?
>>221933790I get liking Lala but everytime I'm on the feeds Taylor is in bed. She legit is a non factor and the sooner she is out the better
>>221933835as evidenced with drew, the less you do the longer you stay
What if Taylor floats along until the end to swoop in and win like Ashley? I’d probably drop the show kek
>>221933482But I'm in the n-bomb squad>>221933496Not on my watch.
Really wish Barrett would drop the info about Dee/Angela's paranoia of Drew to him right now
>>221933875saving grace from last season was watching vince and morgan suffer, i dont see anyone this season carrying that torch
>>221933875If that happens, I will consider suicide
>>221933875Would be hilarious to see her get the black woman "strong social game" victory over a faggot like Barrett.
>>221933899How does that help him in his goal to lick Dee's taint
>>221933981True, Pussymist is too strong and will be Barrett's downfall thankfully
>>221933899he won't. he doesn't like or trust drew either. he wants to be top vet pet https://x.com/BBUpdatesLive/status/2079270315515887747
So do we all think the 6 punishments will just be goofy outfits?
>>221933918We were spoiled last leason that the drama started fast and maintained itself. From shower gate happening within the first 30 minutes of entering the house to everyone bullying Keanu and Kelley for no reason to Vorgo schizo cheatmance. Even with all that there was a week or two where I was bored as hell. The only way I would quit is if the mega alliance steamrolls really hard. Which, it might.
>>221934087Missed this. Barrett helping put a bigger target on Drew's back this early is bad for his game. If Drew leaves early, he's going to be next looked at for top floater.
>>221933251barrett has sexy legs
I wanna fast forward to big mal eating ice cream at 3 am
>>221933875would unironically rather have Taylor win than a rich vet
Barrettbros it's ao over. Dee just suggested Barrett hook up with Mallory
>>221934126I could see the tether, where they're attached to someone, or a physical task they have to complete in 24 hours
>>221934126if a production favorite or vet gets the punishment, then yes. if someone else gets it, it'll suck.
>>221934331Kek doesn’t Dee hate Mallory now
>>221934422Was it 1,000 or 500 soccer goals? That's a oretty infamous one if I even heard about it.
>>221934126do something 1000 times obviously
good women
>>221934331>BarrettbrosNo such thing. Barrettsois at best
>>221934578she did
>>221934331Mallory said today that she doesn't want that.
>>221934745S-she's fast
>>221934745the purest most cleanest to ever play the game
drew said melody is exactly his type but wouldnt date her outside of the house, im confused
>>221934745>>221934868>S-she's fastyep yep
>we've got taylor sleeping... uhhhh in the hot tub taylors in the hot tub
>>221934938He said there's too much of an age difference (2 years) and that she's out of his league (literally lusting after Drew right now)
>>221934938fwb and/or pump n dump
>>221935021kamu is so sexy
>>221934938he is thinking about all the pussy he is going to be drowning in after he is outside the house
>>221935016We absolutely need Melody to stay this week so she can hop on Drew's dick.
barret sucks
>>221935045
>>221935063yeah.
>>221935084the fanservice is out of control
Jason vs Mel ---> JasonJason vs Rome ---> RomeRome vs. Mel ----> RomeDo I have this right?
>>221935139i believe so. i havent watched all day but i seriously doubt this boot order changes
>>221935166It isn't Wednesday yet.
>>221935166Couldn't Angela and Dee schizo rally against Mel?
>>221935194dee floated the idea of keeping MLD earlier to angela i saw. but angela said that melody would target angela AND devens at the same time, so dee was like ok nevermind
>>221935194Angela as of now doesnt want Mel out
drew just wanted to be on the challenge. only reason he applied for bb cause he knows they recruit bb players
>>221935194Dee is already on the front of Melody being evicted but Angela shot it down and said that's a bad move. Still plenty of days for an Angela schizo to change that so who knows.
>>221935084Kino
>>221934520apparently it was 2400 in 24 hours
>>221935084Lmao shameless button boy
>>221935084>>221935118>>221935309nearly identical shot of lyric earlier. someone posted it
>>221930833glitch in the matrix tier
>>221934745cutest webm ever
>the wish jason would go on drag race after thiskek
we're really gonna get rome out and keep the fag and the retarded blonde?
>>221932038>adrianforgot that tard
>>221932852angela believe jason would immediately target her ass if he survived and gained power in the house. we'll see if she keeps that belief but for now it's a powerful deterrant to melody going
dee didnt even finish watching bb16
>I feel like ashley from last season barely had any diary rooms
>>221934938he's deliberately downplaying shit obviouslythe same half hearted denials cory did before dry humping his latina succubus every night on feeds
>>221935404Nah Rome is winning the racket sport inspired comp this thursday
>>221935489can’t blame her
>>221935063many people are saying this
>dee only watched all of 26 and part of 16 before coming onno wonder she's so messy lel
>>221935492that’s because she was the mastermind behind everything!
big ange revving up her schizo brain looking outside
>>221935589idk how you can watch bb26 and trust Angela as an alliance member
>>221935698obviously a production favorite, she is on bb twice now and tar. dee know what she doing
>>221935725lauren is not a fish
>>221935744yeah but obviously not a conduit to winning bb because she is too much of a wildcard
>devens actually pulled her off the block
>>221935818>crawled into bed and apologized to rome
>>221935018that loose jiggle in her ass is a sure sign that she does anal, her sphincter has been stretchedhot
How you gooners holding up? Enjoying the feeds?
has drew had any reaction to the decision to keep melody on the block?
>>221935818Her baby play is unironically effective. Devens thinks she wouldn't like to him, and Dee doesn't think she's the type to have banged Rome yet.
>>221935838it's hard because they keep showing fugly ass angela or the leathery old negress
>meow meow meow meow
Meow!
>>221935838no ashley no watchy
>>221935139>Jason vs Mel ---> JasonAngela and Dee are already making sure melody goes here
Why is this year's house theme so shit? Did they spend all the budget on vets?
>>221935853>condom box was open and missing some stock after less than a week
Indians getting into big brother because of Yash is hilarious. They keep spamming shit like Yash is running this house. Yash has this easy. Yash is litterally the most socially irrelevant person in the house. Just like your race lol
melody was gassed on the bike after like one minute
>>221935900Definitely wasn't the touchy feely showmance though.
would the other houseguests bully me if my HoH music was a video game OST
Indians run the world yt
>>221935700what is she plotting...?
>>221935838its good. please dont send melody home
>>221935838>heavy breathing melody bouncing around we're up
>>221935901Yash is running this house
>>221935892definitely
Okay, which one of you fags is a skippy?
>>221935931Absolutely, you can't be that much of a dork
>>221935977like peanut butter? i dont mind skippy. i do like the kind that has the chunks of peanuts in it
>>221935931In the mostly zoomer cast? It just depends on what video game ost.
>>221935967Is he in any real alliances?
>>221935931Im shocked Quinns wasn't.
>>221935916well yeah you can tell by looking at her that she doesn’t workout and will get fat when she settles down
angela the victim acting like an egg costime is a cancer diagnosis
>>221935892posting the bbcan house do compare is disingenuous
Angela is out of the egg costume after the HOH
>>221936032JACKED MAL
>>221936065I can’t believe she is making herself the victim and talking about herself
Yash is running this house.
>>221936020he doesn't need alliances he has hundreds of whatsapp groups around the country vouching for him
>i didn't leave my family for 3 months to play scared>takes Lyric off the blockDevens is really losing me
does mallory think training like a bodybuilder makes her attractive? her bod looks completely retarded
>>221936163She's muscular which is inherently masculine.
Angela says she's gonna backdoor Drew when she wins HOH. kek is Drew completely oblivious how much Angela is schizoing out over him?
ready for mal's comp run
>>221936163i like it. tight like a tiger
ANGELA WANTS DREW OUT NEXT WEEK
>>221936241she said this to devens?
>>221935916that's good she wont be disappointed when I get gassed after a minute of plapping her jiggy ass
>>221936241Drew did ask I think yesterday or the day before to Devens if everything was cool with him in the Crossovers so he has a small inkling. He needs the paranoia info first though which Lyric has so here's hoping it gets to Kamu who I'm pretty sure would relay that back to Drew
I hope Angela has a heart attack
>>221936273yeah. Devens was also worried about Mallory coming for Dee and him but Angela said no way
>>221936278someone should dutch oven her in that suit
>>221936349and what was his reacting to her saying she wants to backdoor a core alliance member?
>>221936367>reaction
>>221936367he said something along the lines like "when that time comes" and also thinks Drew wouldn't be an angry person if he got put up
>>221934148for a paraplegic?
>>221936393The moment Drew gets put up by any of his allies he'll relay the Crossovers over to Kamu and Rome and instantly make another majority and go after the vets.
>>221936278She really does need the Royal Cart.
>>221935658>>221935681bitch getting fed
>>221936249>>221936364>>221936387I don't want Big Mal to get too sinewy like Morgo. I love Morgo, but she would look better with less muscle and 15 pounds of fat.
>>221936455kek
are feeds good tonight is there any schizo out
>>221936437>The moment Drew gets put up by any of his allies he'll relay the Crossovers over to Kamu and Rome and instantly make another majority and go after the vets.
>>221932687Mallory is shaped like a bag of cement.
>>221936532that's her barracks bunny lookyou're not taking that away from her
>>221936163Let her do what she wants its not your body to command
angelas bravado is crazy. she thinks she has the entire house figured out
>>221936532she has no waist so less fat is good for her
>>221936586I love stolen valor morgo
yash is running this house
>>221936622hehh
big mal def a closet dyke
melody is spiraling
MLD having a MLT
>>221936586>>221936609You underestimate my power and my mom's cooking
>>221936278I would actually love to have this
>>221936201
melody lowkey doesn’t fuck with rome
jesus christ the ads are horrible
There’s a girl streaming right now that reminds me of Paloma. Maybe it’s just the crazy eyes
I don’t have a strong sexual attraction to any women in the house this sucks
>>221936961what about the men?
>>221936867I just paid .99 cents for paramount plus for 2 months. I'll cancel and suffer through Pluto for the 3rd month.
i was gonna cap throg butt but they cut the feed AGAIN
>>221936985Nope
>>22193701799% chance when you go to cancel they will over you another month for free
>>221937017i'm thinking of doing the same. honestly, the few couple of weeks are a chore anyway.how's the quality compared to pluto?
>>221937065*the last few
>>221937050FTs
>>221937094really? i don't think so
>>221937065better but you can’t screencap
>>221937065pluto quality is about the same as paramount
>>221937264you can screencap you just need to turn off hardware acceleration in your browser settings
>>221937286with global ads every 5 mins.They still doing FORGED BY FIRE every time? Kill me
>>221932038>LyrICK winningBB gods please no. Ashley wasn't in a showmance though so hopefully that's the only similarity
>>221937336yeah. it wouldnt be so bad if the cameras were rotating ad breaks but they all occur at the same time.
kamu is goign to win this game isnt he>socially well connected>active gamer>no rat reputation>consciously downplaying comp threatand if he starts comping out you know the retarded jury will love that, but his game is actually incredibly solid regardless, so that may just be supplementary.
>>221936069I always found the BBCan house to be clinical and not comfortable at all
>>221937489he's either winning it all or out prejuryno inbetween
Angela says that Tucker realized the day after the Cedric thing about putting up Quinn and getting fucking pissed was a misunderstanding and feels bad about it to this daykek i don't buy that at all
>tucker feels bad about it>he assumeddidnt they have a huge fucking fight that if he used it he would be put up and he did it anyways
>>221937511mal's body is giga grim
>barret joins the littles walkingim out
>>221937511sex with the littles
NEW>>221937624>>221937624>>221937624>>221937624>>221937624
drew is the main character
>>221937571yeah unless angela has the timeline completely wrong they were beefing for a long ass time about it
>>221937500thats fair but its always way more elaborate than the bbus house
