king daeron edition prev >>221928495
>>221931917LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>Allude to rape every episode>No actual rape scenesmen bad but we won't go as far to show the actual acts that make men bad
the baratheons and targs were friends back then, what changed?
>>221931917>ywn be a member of Daeron the Daring's Kingsguard living only to serve and please your king
STRONG.ACTIVATE.
>>221931967Rhaegar kidnapped his bride and the mad king killed not one but two innocent nobles
bobby b was mad he got cucked by a targod and ruined the seven kingdoms forever
>bobby b was mad he got cucked by a tar-ACK!
>>221931959Shut yer mouth, Vhagar. Yer pissin’ me off!
So why did Rhaenyra, a beautiful Targaryen princess, heiress of Viserys, dragonrider, of the blood of ancient valyria and racially superior, FUCK a subhuman, black-haired "Strong" man and had his children?
>>221931917BUYBUYBUYBUY YOU FUCKING IDIOTSTHE RATCATCHERS ARE ALL DEAD, AND MY GRANDSON IS THE CAUSE. WE MUST INVEST IN DAERONCOIN.
>>221932030He had Strong features between his legs.
>>221932034I'm not falling for this shitBlack Trombo is going to rug pull it
>>221932034Lmfao
>>221932018>>bobby b was mad he got cucked by a tar-ACK!Yes?
TAOOBA
>>221932030Her Valyrian husband was a cum-swilling bum bandit; what would you have her do?
who banged Helaena ladsNot been here since last week
MY FUCKING GOAT IS BACK
So would you guys say that, intentionally or not, this entire show is about people being blind to their “fates” being the result of every shitty decision they ever willfully, consciously made?
>>221932098Ulf.
>>221932098Aegon is the father, he fucked her before rooks rest.
>>221932034>>221931917THE KING IS MY RATSON, AND MY RATSON IS A FOOLHE'S WORSE THAN A FOOL! HE'S RUGPOOLED INNOCENT MENTHEY ARE HODLERS AND FOMOERS AND BAGHOLDERS, AND THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN GATHER NOW AT OUR GATES TO WEEP AND CURSE YOUR COIN.
>>221932098Mayhaps you should consult the Lord of Light for that truth.
>>221932010this looks fucking horrible lol
>>221932098Time-traveling Moon Boy.
>>221932098>who banged Helaena ladsWe don't know yet.
>>221932094She should go to Lys and have sex with valyrians there.
>>221932124>before rooks restThis would imply Aegon is up and adventuring a couple of months after getting kwabbed
>>221932131Ultra-Instinct Otto is my favorite new meme.
>>221932113I soifaced when he revealed himself ngl
>>221932174Lesbian sex.
>>221932175>months after getting kwabbedWeeks in the show.
>>221932175That is precisely what it’s implying. It’s only been a few weeks.
>>221932186>Helaena walks in on the Rhaenicent lesbian sex scene and that's what drives her to suicideI can't wait
>>221932186This scene is so weird that even normies don't like it, lol.
>>221932198>>221932208Wut
>>221932186Why haven't we got any follow up sex scenes yet, what is wrong with this show?
>>221932242yesss rhaenyra x helaena
>>221932186my mother audibly said “woke tranny liberal nightmare writing” to this
>>221932242yess Gwayne and Criston
>>221932226The show is following a different timeline.
I don't think I've ever wanted to bash a TV character's head with a mace as much as with this one
>>221932286Shae the funny whore should have been the first
definitely the best episode of the season thus far, by far.
Why do Lezzies get off on trying to turn straights gay when they don't want to be? They do this to both straight Moids and Fucking Foids!
>>221931917why does he look like bilbo baggins
>>221932098me
my beautiful aryan queen
>>221932326Song of Ice and Fire is fujoqueen franchise.
>>221932326It's the sense of power, the feeling of conquest. A straight man fucking a "lesbian" feels the same.
>>221932186>my father raped me>damm that's hot, let's make outwhat the fuck is wrong with d'arcy
>>221932351she fucks non-valyrian men and women
This show is paced so badly it’s unwatchable
>>221932283Makes no sense for it to be that short but the writers are shitty so maybe you're right
>>221932262OLIVIA
>>221932382I'm right.
>>221932374as any conqueror rightfully should
>>221932351>aryanlmao
>>221932390Still doesn't make sense
>>221932351I'LL MAKE FUN OF HER IN THE SEPT AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!
>>221932368dykeness
>>221932388Do pussies, even clean ones, have a taste?
>>221932412I'm not saying you're wrong but that's what they are doing. I don't even know why.
Reminder that homosexuality was the cause of all of this. If Laenor never ran away to get pozzed Daemon never would have been able to corrupt Rhaenyra into this hapless attempt at a power grab.
>>221932442salty wet coin mildly metallic not pleasant in the slightest if you're a gourmand that loves food and tastes eveyrthing even something you put in your mouth for sex, you'll hate it t. ate pussy once of my only gf ever and it sucked I never did it again
>>221932453>Reminder that homosexuality was the cause of all of this.nah otto and alicent will usurp the crown no matter what
>>221932453Also if Daemon wasn't a faggot he would have stayed with his wife in the Vale.
Is there any examples in HotD where the writers added something new not in the original book and it made the overall story better?
>>221932442Everything has a taste, except things that do not
>>221932484Yes but without Daemon I doubt Rhaenyra would ever have the confidence and firepower to go through with it
>>221932491Aegon petition scene and drinking in the throne room with his friends was cute.
>>221932491See>>221932186
>>221932491Alicent and Rhaenyras ageCole vietcong autismGwayne
>>221932491the entire character of viserys
>>221932523Men into dykeshit are spiritually troons.
>>221932412You had it on this one: >>221932382. It’s shitty writing.
Why didn't he gather his boys and take Aegon hostage the second it became obvious he was more than he let on? Why did he sneak up on him unarmed, wave his crown at him and try crack a zinger only to get immediately stabbed to death?
>>221932584He just wanted to get a little bribe.
>>221932539Lesbianism is TERFkino no matter how much you gaslight.
>>221932584>why does hotd have shitty writing?
>>221932584He was dumb.
>>221932623You will never be a TERF because you will never be a woman.
Aegocoin ascendingOrmundcoin risingColecoin skyrocketing Baelacoin droppingMysariacoin flopping Daemoncoin botomming
>>221932584He thought Aegon could handle the banter
>>221932686>Colecoin skyrocketingMajor pump and dump
>>221932422Kekked and chekked.
>>221931917If S1 was TAOOBAS2 was TAOOBA with hasteWhat THE FUCK kind of TAOOBA is S3!?
>>221932538I 100% agree, although I credit Paddy with it every bit as much as I do the writers.
anyone else notice how sloppy the editing on this show is? it was especially bad this episode with the abrupt cuts when changing POVs, no audio fade out, no establishing shots
Without you I am a silhouette.
>>221932901please understandhbo is a small family company
>In 104 AC, Criston won a melee at the tourney at Maidenpool to celebrate the ascension of King Viserys I Targaryen to the Iron Throne, drawing the attention of the royal court by knocking Dark Sister from the hands of Prince Daemon Targaryen with his morningstar. He gave the victor's laurel to the seven-year-old Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, whose favor he wore while unhorsing Daemon in the jousthmmmm really gets the noggin joggin
can't believe all this shit happened cause of this whore alicent's desire to outdo her childhood friend and fuck her dad illegitimizing his wishes for succession female competition combined with male simpage is brutal and destroys civilizations
I want to have loving, consensual sex with this woman. With plenty of handholding.
>>221932901i thought the cgi was especially bad this episode
>>221932926You forgot the best part of the tourney>Thereafter, King Viserys indulged the young Rhaenyra by naming Criston her personal sworn shield.
Gimme another rhaenyra episode already, hbo.
>>221932959hunter schafer looking bitch
>>221932959Very Jewish
>>221933006>can't handle a powerful feminine nosebeta
only she could make a better rhaenyra
>>221932959She can't right now.
>>221932959love her nose so much
>>221933031Absolutely gorgeous.
>>221932959she looks like hunter but more female, should definitely fix that nose
Westerosi history since the death of Aegon IV:>196 A.C.: First Blackfyre Rebellion>212 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>219 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>236 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>258 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned>282 A.C.: Robert's Rebellion>(300 A.C.: Somehow, the Blackfyres have returned)?
>>221932491>Aemond killing Luke on accident>Viserys seemingly naming Aegon heir on his deathbed even if he was just rambling>making the Velaryons black only because it makes it obvious how much of a dumb whore Rhaenyra was
>>221933042True knight will swim through the Red Sea for his beloved!Either that or anal.
>>221933027>femininethey/them
>>221933068>Aemond killing Luke on accidentthat was fucking retarded and they also cut the feast and alicent/otto reactions
How the fuck does nobody know where Vhagar is? That’s like saying Godzilla snuck up on Tokyo.
>>221933061>Westerosi history post Aegon IV is one big Blackwood-Bracken proxy war
>>221933101Kek
I hate that smug fag aemond aegon was a cooler king altho he did a few stupid thingsleast he fucked whores n not his mom and he didn't have sword superpowers
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221933090Aemond and Alys invented pokeballs.
What if she was Rhaenyra?
>>221933137shes a terrible actress so the show would be much worse
>Aemond redemption arc What the…
how many times have you watched yesterday's episode? For me it's like 5 or 6
will give birth to maelor
>>221933160He's based. Imagine if he just flat out kills Daemon as a show adaptation. Would be complete kino.
>>221933160>>221933183>redemption A fucking witvh is tricking him for his seed then she will send him to die.
>>221933086to be fair even in F&B it's established Aemond was going to let Luke go until one of the Baratheon girls called him a little bitch. I don't think he truly meant to kill him, it's just teenage squabbles with WMDs involved. The feast was just the Greens doubling down and coping
>>221933122How did they kill a dragon?
>>221933006That’s an aquiline nose low iq goy
>>221933122superior dornish gf
>>221933166i only watch episodes once wtf
>>221933185He was going to let him go like you said but after the cunt called him a bitch he was 100% ready to kill.
>The peasant revolt is orchestrated by Ormund and isn't caused by Rhaenyra's incompetence as a rulerIt's sad that this show is literally just Rhaenyra being undermined by men or being failed by incompetent men, Hess and Condal are a joke, the entire series is a meta commentary on why a woman(Hillary Clinton) would've been a better leader(President) than a man(Trump)
>>221933122Essos biomass.>>221933204Superior Dornish rose.
I can't wait to find out who will get almost raped next episode!
>>221933229> why a woman(Hillary Clinton) would've been a better leader(President) than a man(Trump)That’s literally true though>sourceThe last decade
>>221933166Watched it when I woke up. Watched the Harrenhall sections again when two anons squabbled over whether the attackers were the same people both times. Watched the Cole speech again to get pumped up.
>>221933252They’re doing brothel queens, Alicent and Helaena will come out of the walls at Flea Bottom
>>221933122i want to visit dorne now
>>221933229Even the tax is a suggestion by that duplicitous Manderly character.
>>221933122damn hairy arms
>>221933229Good.
>>221933303>duplicitousno, he is a man of great honor.
the vale is by far the coolest faction in the setting aesthethics wise, but it seems to be always run by weirdos, why?
>>221933122Aren't Stormlanders the best fighters in Westeros?How did they not conquer Dorne long ago?
>>221933355>mobilize the entire population underground>eat sand>rebuild everything in a weekNO ONE can defeat dorne
>>221933090Vhagar is famously sneaky.
>>221932092If S1 was TAOOBAS2 was TAOOBA with hasteWhat THE FUCK kind of TAOOBA is S3!?
>>221933101>Westerosi history pre Aegon IV is one big Blackwood-Bracken proxy warIt's all Blackwood-Brackens all the way down.
I forgot about this shit yesterday, gonna watch now. What am I in for?
>>221933229There's nothing wrong with that. Rhaenyra would have made an amazing Queen and Luke being heir would have been the best outcome for the realm. Strongs have much better genes than the sickly Targs and he was shown to be a very honorable man and leader.
I soifaced hard with Criston's speech. Ride or die.
if they dont show dragons in the next ep im out
>>221933399This stupid fucking mspaint image kills me every time
>>221932584Because he was dealing with a crippled?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4kTdj9Vdoc
>>221933167Am I faceblind or something? This doesn't look like Phia to me at all.
Daemon is right, chuds just hate her because she’s a woman.
>>221932584He had disrespected Aegon before, he thought he could manhandle him, he got stabbed like a bitch insteadMany such cases
>>221933493daemon groomed his niece for sex, he is a chud too
>>221933339answer my bastards
>>221933520Only liberals are groomers and rapists. Like Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein
>>221933409>TAOOBA-CK
>>221933520He definitely trumps all rivals.
I don't get it, is there another secret killer going after the City Watch or is it just poor people being paid by the Daeron faction like we already found out? Why still frame it as a mystery at the end of the episode when we already got the reveal?
>>221932584Both of them were pretty obviously crippled, sand could barely move. He saw them as no real threat to him in his little shithole kingdom. He probably wanted the satisfaction of seeing the look on Aegon's mangled face when he exposed him
>>221933609Green soldiers are killing the guard
Foids would never get ithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784591832078108.mp4
>>221932422[Daemon laughing] is my favorite ongoing meme this seasonfirst with otto and now at the sept
>>221933339>Among the hundreds of stories told about him, the Winged Knight is said to have flown upon a huge falcon and had armies of eagles at this command. He won the Vale by slaying the Griffin King atop the Giant's Lance. He is said to have been friendly with giants and merlings.tfw we will never see an age of heroes high fantasy adaptation
>>221933520Daemon doesn't even have sex with Rhaenyra anymore.He just simps for her constantly and she doesn't even let him spoon her or anything. Pathetic relationship.
>>221932926the power of cunny can give men the strength to achieve unthinkable feats. BRAVO GEORGE!!!
>>221933656Rhaenyra pussy is just that good you instantly become her slave when you've had it once
>>221933339>>221933537Jeyne is not particularly weird she is just uninterested in the conflict of inbred tyrants
>>221933006retard
>>221933656daemon is a cuck and rhaenyra is a traitor lol
>>221933671Why didn't it work on Criston?
>>221932211>Helaena instantly dies impaled in spikes >mysaria stares and shakes her head >Alicent sheds one(1) tear before shrugging and eats out rhaenyra while helaenas body rots>rhaenyra looks at the corpse and whispers “what would she have me do?”
>>221933707it didhe's bruckbroken and confused
>>221933656In the book Daemon is constantly having sex with Mysaria while Rhaenyra seethes
>>221933704But for real, Viserys definitely 100% named Aegon his heirHe was weak but he wasn't retarded. No chance in hell he actually wanted a woman heir.
>>221933429>very honorable man and leaderHe jumped on his nuncle 4-1 and stabbed him in the eye.
>>221933707Criston has gone insane since tasting Rhaenyra pussy
>>221933704SHE'S NOT A FUCKING TRAITOR IT WAS VISERYS WISH THAT SHE BE HIS HEIR ALWAYS AND IT'S ONLY ALICENT'S WHORING THAT PREVENTED THIS CLEAR BASED SUCCESSION only traitors are the hightowers and they should all be cut down to the last mercilessly
>yet another episode where nothing happened
Is Helaena retarded? Why would she not abort the baby knowing full well that it will be killed anyways? This show is so stupid it hurts.
>>221933735It didnt go down like that
>>221933734yeah he was smart enough to realize that aegon was a retard and rhaenyra was his only sane childyou stupid disingenious nigger >>221933755she literally is retarded yes that's her chardo u niggas even think
>yet another frogpost
>>221933755She’s a pro life trumper
>>221933732But in the show she's a dyke who fucks Rhaenyra and is Daemon's #1 antagonist??
>>221933734>>221933745i mean rhaenyra committed treason against her father so it's no wonder aegon should rule instead
>>221933717>>221933743He isn't her slave though. Was the spell broken by Alicent's pussy?
>>221933755Because its her childYou wouldn't get it because you are a demon
PLEASE tell me someone has a screen cap of Cole just thousand yard staring Gwayne when he tries to get him to turn aroundHaven’t laughed that hard at this show since pic related
>>221933788she never did that
>>221933791cole is gayso the rhaenyra pussy made him go hay wire and is now joining the 41%
>>221933822Cope
>>221933798Her child is going to die anyways. She’s a fucking retard.
>>221933808wrong
>>221933840You are also eventually going to die, so you should probably kill yourself
helena's kill count is like what, 5 kids by now? what's 1 more
Are we ever gonna see Yi Ti
>>221933785Yep
>>221933490>Am I faceblind or something?Could be anon.TRAILER SCENES THAT'S DIDN'T HAPPEN YET.
>>221933860Picture the most racist depiction of the Qing Dynasty known to manYou’ve now seen Yi Ti
>>221933862Daemon should corner her and forcefully stick his tongue in her mouth to assert dominance again.
>>221933860No obviously not. Not even grrm knows what it's like. It's just where Asians are from.
Wether you understand what is going on in this scene is a basic IQ test to determine if you are above 95Most of xitter fails this simple test, and as a result hate Criston
Take the yuripill.
>>221933912More like urinepill
>>221933791Alicent's pussy has soul purifying properties
>>221933909EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i just remembered how horrifyingly ugly the young rhaenyra actress was ewww
>>221933912Oyakodon with Daemon.Now you've truly ascended.
Why is ormund like this?
>>221933860yes, in a Dunk & Egg novellathey would trounce Westeros
>>221933909What's there to get? He's a deluded faggot who thought he could "conquer" a queen by making himself more important than the crown to her, stripping her of her birthright to leave with him. She gave him a cold dose of reality and told him he was nothing but a passing fancy. It's all about her.
I need Rhaenyra doing this.
>>221933936Homosexuals haven't been allowed in /got/ since we exiled Rickonbro.
>>221933993they look like a dude lol
>>221933912>I've seen this already
>>221933977And that’s why Cole is remembered and rhaenyra is denounced as a traitor
>>221933953Had a good father and good upbringing.
Big Helaena enters the fray!
>>221934034>Cole is rememberedIs that what you think
>>221934004So why are you here then?
>>221933745…..NOT!
>>221933977>he was nothing but a passing fancyThat's the thing, his oath is for life, his life is ruined, this is not a "cold cose of reality", it's more like getting your legs cut off in terms of impact on your futureAnother queen had to come in and rescue him or he was done, like, done done.
Criston Cole is based. Depressed and suicidal all the time, goes full rambo, gives a monologue every episode
>>221934055Criston cole: 3 mentions in the main series Daemon Targaryen: 0 mentions in the main series
>>221934052that ass is massive
>>221934055It's not what we "think", it's what it IS.Arianne Martell also mentions cole, mind you, 150 have passed and he was no monarch, unlike rahenyra, and he gets mentioned by 2 separate important characters
Mayhaps next episode wont be filler.
>>221934066>getting your legs cut off in terms of impact on your futureNah he was still a knight of the sneedguard
What the fuck was Aegon talking about this episode?What tourneys?
>>221934084Shut the FUCK up
>>221934097Did you have this image just saved and ready to go, Fabian
>>221934097Its not real you dingus. He is only remembered to serve a literary point in an old fat man's story. What character would ever have a reason too talk about Daemon in relation to the story?
>>221934097based
>>221934140Yeah, who broke his vows (death penalty) for a princess who liked him like a toy (easily discarded)He had to live the rest of his life with Damocles sword on his head.And that's on a survival level, on a personal level he betrayed his reason to live for what he believed was love, just to be told there was no love, so picrelHis life was ruined in that moment
merie martell was built like this? ormund wasn't kidding that's rhaenys on the bottom apparently such a shame she fell to the BVC
>>221934175>He is only remembered to serve a literary point in an old fat man's storyYes? Because Jaime remembers him specifically as a mix of hero and villain, just like himselfKingslayer, KingmakerA man without honor, who broke his oaths, and nobody really knows why or how.Do you get it yet?
>>221934190>He had to live the rest of his life with Damocles sword on his head.Nah it was mutual self destruction
Viserys did more damage to his house than anyone.Purely by damage, he is the worst Targaryen king of all, even worse than Aerys the Mad. His actions indirectly led to dragons no longer being a thing for the house.
>>221934258But in another, more real sense, Alicent did Even AEGON IV did
>>221934258That’s an odd way of spelling Daemon.
>>221934258shut up retard viserys was a great king and a bro not his fault the band of idiots that came after fucked it up
>>221934175I feel like somebody would have glazed daemons anime jump at some point. I think the reason they never did is because it never really happened and story is just a local folk tale urban legend from harrenhal small folk and isn’t very widespread and the maester just added it in because he heard it in an inn once and thought it was cool
>>221934058Stop LARPing, ser.
>>221934258he meant wellbut was incompetent
>>221934277>not his fault the band of idiots that came after fucked it upThose bands formed while he was alive, he fomented them with his shittiness and wasn't able to see he was sowing the seeds of warIt's absolutely his fault, he left the PERFECT situation for a civil war.
>>221934277His entire court was green by his death, he was retarded
>>221934231So criston was supposed to be a Jaime tier character with complexity and grey morality? Wow, he might be the worst adapted character of all time. They just made him an incel hatesink and nothing else, how lazy
>>221934231Yes exactly. Even though people in universe are much more familiar with Daemon, a legendary figure, who was essentially the closest thing to a superhero the realm as ever known there is no reason for characters in the series to talk about him. Only failed chivalrous Knights seem to know or talk about Cole because they know at best they can maybe be remembered as a failure like he was.
Viserys is basedAegon is cringe
>>221934274book alicent did nothing wrong
>>221934326On Opposite Day
>>221934316that was the only decent thing he did
so is criston actually that good at fighting or is he gaslighting tf out of himself
>>221934258Thats not how it works. If you are a complete fuck up moron who led a terrible life do you go and blame your father for it? No obviously not, you chose your actions yourself.
>>221934351You're gay
>>221934317>So criston was supposed to be a Jaime tier characterObviously not, Jaime is gurms best character, he's supposed to be a parallel to show us how Jaime would be looked at in the history books
>>221934363Just take Jaime and put him in dance of dragons era, that’s the fucking character. Yes criston was the best fighter, it’s not even supposed to be a debate
>>221933031>unbogged anyajeetai
>>221934318>Only failed knightsArianne Martell is a failed knight?Please stop, this is embarrassing. He was remembered, this is a FACT, canonical fact.You can cope and seethe about it
>>221934397Fine, you win. I concede.
>>221934363In the show, he wins by backstabbing Daemon and gets fucked up by Harwin, so no, the line makes no sense in the show.In the books yes, and its not even close, he beats Daemon twice and then breaks every bone in harwin strong's body. Book Cole is one of the top fighters in the history of westeros
>>221934378>he's supposed to be a parallel to show us how Jaime would be looked at in the history booksThe irony. That’s my point. Jaime would look horrible in a history book and everyone would hate him, even though he’s George’s best character. Everyone hates Cristin because we only have the history book, so you must infer that Cristin is also the best character of the dance, but we don’t have access to his pov to prove it like we do with Jaime
>>221934378But Jaime is missing a hand
>>221933229It's a show made by middle age women(and femminized men) for middle age women, what did you expect.
>>221934397>Arianne Martell is a failed knight?so you don't know?
>>221934378He could've been that good, if the writers weren't retarded
>>221934397So what? Gilles de Rais is still remembered today. Doesnt mean thats a good thing. He is only remembered as a cautionary tale by other knights. He wanted to be sung about like a hero but he is only remembered for is over ambitious failed actions. Not for his heroics like Daemon is.
>>221934385she was never bogged, just underweightshe's now eating again
>>221934426>Everyone hates Cristin because we only have the history book,In the story they have different books related to cole>so you must infer that Cristin is also the best character of the danceThat make no sense
>>221933229>entire kingdom is sustained on 3 bags of gold Daemon harassed out of Lady ArrynLmao
>"BASTARDS could be here." Catelyn thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick, auburn hair. "I HATE BASTARDS." Catelyn thought. Family, Duty, Honor reverberated her entire being, making it pulsate even as the Arbor Gold circulated through her powerful, thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of children born out of wedlock. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." she said to herself, out loud.
>>221934474>Doesnt mean thats a good thingRefer to >>221934055 to avoid moving goalpostsThis was not what I was arguing about, I was arguing against the idea he wasn't rememberedEven Jaime, which I quoted, refers to him as both the best and the worst, not as a legendary hero.
>>221934378Stannis is Gurm’s best character
>>221934525But that’s not me
>>221934551true
what tf do you mean people already have episode 5 and 6 of house of the dragon??? who is running hbo’s security
>>221934551eh
Lyanna was a piece of shit. Did she not think about Catelyn at all? Maybe she could have done her son and Catelyn a solid by telling Ned its ok if he just told his wife the truth.
>>221934096Why is this bitch always on the floor looking at bugs.
>>221934258The dragons were dying regardless of the Dance. It may have taken a bit longer. There are several healthy dragons left alive at the end of the Dance, both young and old, and they all die out anyway.War isn't what kills off the Dragons, magic is.
>>221934503What’s but connecting to you. Criston = Jaime. Jaime in history = vilified despite being the best character once you get his povCriston in history = villified Inference: criston is a deeper character than the histories portray, just as Jaime would be
>>221934551Victarion. The world gets a little brighter when his name appears on the page.
I like the black guy that plays Orwyle he's bretty good
>>221934572cat wouldn't have been able to keep her big fish mouth shut
>>221934585>War isn't what kills off the Dragons, magic is.what
>>221934612>whatwhat
>>221934576THMASH THE BEETLETHS
>>221932286She would be the first to be dispatched by Arya.
>>221934525Cole is bitch. Your little greasy Italian manlet crush is going to die like a complete bitch next episode. An outbreaking scumbag who caused the deaths of tens of thousands of men ruining the legacy of the families he vowed to protect.
>>221934612He’s correct, magic was leaving the world, it returns in ASOIAF
>>221934192She was 80 when those lizardfuckers tried to conquer Dorne.Ormund gives credit where credit is due.
>>221934612He's mixed up. Dragons make magic.
>>221934612Not him but the doom of valirya slowly killed the mage and dragons would eventually fade until blood magic hatched the eggs and then the magic came back
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>>221934636>caused the deaths of tens of thousands of men ruining the legacy of the families he vowed to protectIt takes a retard to think this
>>221934576Bugs are the dragons of the land
Reminder that Cersei will go down in history and the first and only official ruling Queen.
Was Egg going to sacrifice Rhaegar to bring the dragons back? Seems a little bit of a weird coincidence to have the ritual right when Rhaegar was supposed to be born.
Actually a bunch of stinky peasants with pitchforks killed the dragons. Turns out they aren’t that hard to kill, it was all hype
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what a good excuse for Oldtown not being burned down a few times?
>>221934555>join conversation>make rebuttal that in no way disproves what I'm saying>"look man, that doesn't really disprove my point">"but that wasn't me"
How the fuck are the City Watch getting heem'd so hard by these peasants
>>221934681As you said many times he is literally remembered as a kingmaker. If history remembers correctly his oathbreaking betrayal is what lead to this pointless conflict.
>>221934726Who would burn it down?
I killed the dragons.
>>221934726It would be like burning down Rome during the peak of Catholicism
>>221934726Who would burn it down? The war ends with almost no dragons left aliveThe Hightowers got what they wanted
>>221934726I think it has been burned once or twice in the lore
>>221934740The green soldiers are actually you know soldiers and not thugs
>>221934730I liedBut I wasn’t who you were talking to
>>221934740Why are so many of you retards not understanding what happend. GREEN SOLIDIERS INFILTRATED THE CITY. THEY LITERALLY SHOW THEM HANDING OUT DAERON COIN.
>>221934743Yeah just like how Jaime killed Aerys because he was an ambitious honorless thug and no other deeper reason and history is right in blaming him for everything
>>221934757This is what these Rhaenyra goobers don’t understand, Hightowers won the war because they forced Targs to become mediocre instead of dragon gods with the divine right to rule
>>221934765actually the only city to never be burned or sacked
>>221934779Because I'm a retard who watches the show, doubly retarded
>>221934743Called Kingmaker, not oathbreakerDo I need to remind you Stannis literally thinks Rahenyra was the usurper? Modern westeros is NOT pro black and does NOT think Criston was ontologically evil for supporting what they view as the correct heir.This is shit YOU are making up because you hate the character
>>221934752but did you drink the vodka?
It’s kind of crazy how all it takes to destabilise the realm is to murder the gold cloaks and it can be done pretty easily through small bribes, why didn’t anyone exploit this tactic?
Starks and TargsTwo of the most beautiful women in fan art and lore, both made absolutely ugly in the shows (except Rhaenyra she's OK)
>>221933204Sweet Jeebus.
>>221934785He is a Lannister, we all know how Lannisters work. His son literally ends up on her Throne shortly after this. You think that was just a coincidence?
>>221934757>>221934793>the union of the two towers (the Citadel and the Hightower) see Targaryen exceptionalism and dracocracy as a threat to Westerosi (i.e. Andal) culture>devise a Xanatos gambit with Ser Otto Hightower as the operator in the field>manage to infiltrate the Red Keep at all levels>Viserys (the mad man!) actually ends up marrying Alicent and having children>things are set up for the Dance>either the Green Targaryens will win and usher in a monarchy rooted in Andal values, or House Targaryen will be gutted and the threat of dracocracy effectively endedDamn... no matter how things end up, the towers win...
>>221933204>POV: you’re at the character creation screen of the sexiest MMO of all time.
>>221933229>It's sad that this show is literally just Rhaenyra being undermined by men or being failed by incompetent men, Hess and Condal are a joke, the entire series is a meta commentary on why a woman(Hillary Clinton) would've been a better leader(President) than a man(Trump)tv is for women, get over it
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>>221934820Everything else in the realm was going fine before that?
>>221934726It has the Starry Sept and the Maesters live there, so any attack on the city itself would be seen as an attack on the faith, or would impede the maester trade which would negatively impact all the lords of Westeros. But the main reason is probably just it's location. It's too far away. If the Reach is at war with someone else, nobody is marching all the way to Oldtown when they can march on Highgarden. It's well in Reach territory so it's not disputed territory Dorne or the Stormlands would want to claim for itself.
you surprise me anons, such a distaste for the foreign
>>221934820Condall kind of forgot about the starvation and taxation plots
>>221934820Its not really that important right now it wont destabilize the realm if it ended he. The problem is that it leads to deaths of the dragons and the heir to the throne.
>>221934855Peaktowers can't lose.
Give thanks to the qt3.14 jewess that gave us dunk kino
>>221934842Its crazy that between Arya, Sansa, Cate, and Lyanna not a single one was attractive on the show.
>>221934891Yeah, it riles up the populace and leads to the overthrow of the monarch, all through killing the guards
>>221934910>Sansa not attractiveHate to break it to ya, bud, but you’re a homosexual.
>>221934285There's no way anyone would've been able to see it from the ground, the only actual evidence is dark sister supposedly being found hilt deep on his eye socket under water.
>get reminded of jaime by the thread>remember he is still hanging from a noose 15 years later>for 15 fucking years>remember we will never get the rest of his character arc
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>>221934924Most trash goofy looking lanky bitch everFor a good redhead see the one fire god priest lady forgot her name
I want some Daemon torture kino. They should have given us like 5 minutes of SAW or Hostel type material for my entertainment
>>221933229I don’t believe that’s entirely true, else she wouldn’t be drenched in irony. >Can’t convince her own guardsman to let her out of a locked room, throws a tantrum about it>”I have the heart and spirit of a king!”>Takes the throne.>First order of business: coronations, tourneys, and redecorating>Goes into decision paralysis over trivial shit
I like Aemond's actor exaggerated way of speakingBut he should have bulked more for the role, it's deeply unserious I think I could easily beat him myself, I'm not asking for bodybuilding, just don't look TOO skinny when your character is a trained fighter
>every green character going through a suffering builds character arcIs the implication that Greens are going to clean house next arc or will Hess and Condall shit on their own writing once again
Does the crown not have an army conscripted to fight for them? Why not just declare martial law and have the national guard come in to clean up the streets in the mean time?
>>221933399Fucking hell.
>literal toxic butterflies surround Helaena's storyline with Maelorlol.
>>221934997You’re thinking from a man’s perspective which they don’t haveYou can tell because the swordplay is shit
>>221934997Sword fighting is a skill of dexterity. In no way would training to fight with a sword make you jacked. You would have toned arms and core at best
>>221935005It's not a character building arc just pain
>>221933577Kekked and chekked.
>trudging through riverlands swamps with my bros>it ain't me starts playing
>>221933666Satan spoke nothing but truth.
>>221935067Dragonfire=Napalm strike
>>221934984They fucking wouldn’t show us a second of Aegon torturing the murderer of his toddler son but they’ll show daemon torturing some fucking random it’s retarded
>>221933807That shit was fucking great.
>>221935067>some folks are born >made to serve the realm >and to fuck a queen or two
the cat in the dark passage will lead Alicent and Heleana to safety with it's meowing. Obviously somewhere to go if it was there.
>>221935046No I’m pretty sure Ser Crispy is getting an epic bonzai charge instead of being gunned down like a dog
>>221935067>IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T MEEEE>I AIN'T NO LORD PARAMOUNTS SON
>I AIN'T NO NOBLEMAN'S SON
>>221933860just watch a wuxia show and pretend it's Yi Ti
>>221935181yiti is a disgusting name
>>221933860No but it’s funny that Daemon still think they can knock over China with despite just losing a dragon to troon pirates
How come Daemon never showed any attraction toward Alicent?
>>221935149Yeah but that's not a suffering build character arc...
>>221935234Huh? Why would he?
>>221935234He didn't like the bronze cutie either, he's a weird kind of faggot that one
Westeros should have a common tongue name for yi ti, knights weren’t going around referring to zhongguo
>>221935234his tribe is more about incest, and he's a zealot for it
>>221935234he doesn't want to cockblock the clubchad
>>221935267in Fire & Blood they refer to it as the "Jade Empire"
>your brother grooms your underage daughter >you don’t fucking torture him to death Viserys the eunich
>>221935234Daemon is literally a racial supremacist but it’s okay because Hess thinks he’s hot
Here's your Dornish GF bro
>>221934205Lmao
Some folks are born silver spoon in handLord, don't they help themselves, noBut when the septon come to the doorLord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
>>221935315That’s way better George should replace all mentions of yiti with that
>>221934910I imagined Lyanna like this
>>221935377Who’s this Baratheon lass
>>221935385this
>>221935385There’s not a single Baratheon woman other than Stannis’s leper daughter
>>221934522Nice
>>221935377That's the baratheon bitch that taunted Aemond about Luke taking his eye and balls.
>>221934631I loved this whole bit.
>>221935452Nah, the one who taunted him must have been one who was rejected, so she couldn't have looked like that
>>221935411oh there's one notable one
>>221935377>>221935385>>221935397>>221935452Her hair is not that dark. What did you imagine Lyanna like?
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>>221934653They’re symbiotic. One doesn’t exist without the other. As dragons dwindled, so did magic, and vice versa.
>>221935486I would cause a civil war for this
>>221935067>>221935137>>221935160This is why I come here.
>>221935163Nice.
>>221935356kek
>>221935356>Some lads are born …>Banners in their hands …>Lord, they call em up from Dorne …>Taxation policies …>How much should you take?>The answer’s “More than Aragooooorn!”
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>>221935329Why would he really care?
