Ormund is lucky to serve such a cute king!Previous >>221941836
1st for Summerhall
BEND YOUR KNEE TO YOUR LEIGE LORDS
>looks worried and scared
>>221950047why do women, male feminists and hotd content creators hate him so much?
>>221950078MY QUEEN!
>>221950078I know just the thing.
>>221950117Too based.
>>221950117They self-inserted as Rhaenyra and to this day seethe that he called her a cunt.
I bet they really patted themselves on the back with this shot. MUH SYMBOLISMThen they followed it up with "I can't wait until we get back to my darling wife and loving daughter and I can tell you this invention that'll solve world hunger, we'll have such happy times!" conversation.
>>221950072so, how many episodes until they die? 1? 2?
>>221950117Alpha male white man warrior chad LE BAD
>>221950197Aemond will avenge him.
>>221947318>This noblewoman thinks ill of bastards like her society taught her? CLEARLY she's insane and impulsive and any unmotivated decision she makes is in fact consistent with her character Shades of Barry the bystander claiming that he could always see the beginnings of Targaryen madness in 8-year old Viserys.
>>221950282Targaryen madness is a myth, 8yo boys will be boys>proceeds to whack a horse and a stableboy with a sword.
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOebquRGtw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOebquRGtw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOebquRGtw8
>>221950197>>221950117>>221950152He is an oathbreaking bitch. He is not a good man. If he didn't get lucky against Daemon at the tourney he would be a complete nobody
>>221950047SHUT UP FAGGOT NONCE
>>221950340That didn't happen. Where did you get that?
>>221950373Maegor did it.
Bros...Arrion Baratheon "The Speaking Storm", Westeros greatest assassin is finally coming into the plot next episodeWhat can we expect from this new OC made by Condal?
>>221950117Wow, those three strips on his face will surely serve to hide the shine and clankering of his steal armor.
>>221950401Forgot pic
>>221950401Daeron's death gotta be explained definitively?
>>221950348>only 3 more chapters.Fuck this gay earth, we can't even have 10 chapters seasons anymore.
>>221950401>>221950416the fuck is this?
>>221950134did 4chan change something with the spoiler setting? I haven't seen a spoiled thumbnail in like 10 years wtf, I have the "dont spoil" selected
It's really annoying me how soap opera tier the politics and interactions are. The insistence on having as many Strong Female Characters as possible doesn't help. The story does allow them to do much so most of what they're doing is either showing them being BADASS to buffonish men or to try and present their fuckups as being caused by the sexist selfish men around them.
>>221950368Rhaenyra just broke an oath to Sabitha Frey and is trying to put her bastards on the throne.>>221950196Both survive until the dance is over. Sabitha for some reason is an old lady in this but she's supposed to be a hot late 20s battlefield commander who hooks up with a lesbian Blackwood.
Are the attempted rapes just a running gag between the producers or something? Either commit to it or fuck off
didn't daemon have a vision of his death last season?why does he keep ranting about conquering the world
>>221950558While all the focus is on Rhaenyra's inner circle of lesbians Hess is doing lesbian erasure in the riverlands...
So, what exactly did Starks/Tullys get out of holding Jaime hostage? Obviously they've decimated his army and he was dangerous as a commander but beyond that, why didn't they ever use him as a bargaining chip? Was Tywin too hardcore to back down if they, for example, threatened to cut Jaime's balls off unless his dad stops burning shit and goes home?
>>221950636>can't even take care of a rat problem in a single castle>let alone rule a kingdom>"let's take over the whole world"I'd like to think they are showing what a clown he is, but since the writers seem to be targaboos they probably think the return of the valyrian empire would somehow be a good thing
>>221950480it was explained in the book
>Helyna, you must drink this abortion tea or else Renyra will take away your baby and kill it>What will drinking the abortion tea do?>It'll kill your baby
>>221950670He was a hostage, anon.
>>221950682multiple competing accounts, not good enough
>>221950558Maybe Sabitha and Aly still hookup. Maybe Ali prefers tasting the finer wine.
CUTElaena.
>tfw the dance didn’t end with daeron as king with rhaena as his queen1000 year targaryen reich averted
>>221950722He fell during the second tumbleton that's the real shit
>>221950484
>>221950670They thought they were winning so no need to cash the golden chip in just yet.
>>221950709It's even worse than that. There's only a 50% chance the baby will be worth killing. Feels like it's just there to give Mysaria a "look how amazing my information network is" moment
>>221950753>The best children of Viserys and the best suited to be a king (apparently) died in a tentStill funny to remember
>>221950401I hope they give him the Harry Strickland treatment and run him through with a spear after several scenes of him just standing there, looking menacingly.
>>221950670bargaining chip for later but there is no later because cat goes traitor.
>>221950719Not a very useful one. They were treating him with all courtesy while Sansa was being beaten bloody. Tywin engaged in all sorts of atrocities and didn't even seem to account for Jaime potentially being caught in the crossfire at the Red Wedding. Tyrion even thinks that he'd given up on Jaime at the end of first book.
why did he do it?>inb4 he wanted to save le innocentsbeing honorable and keeping your oath is more important
>>221950818Aerys was making a move, he had to get it on
GOT's ending is growing on me thanks to all the targ wank in HOTD>turns out the dragons were a net negative because one was used to bring down the fucking wall>if the Targs hadn't weakened the Night's Watch for centuries, the Others would have been a fucking nothingburger>in the end a Stark was the one who ended the threat>if it wasn't for targshits they Others probably would have just stayed in the far Norf and never event attempted an attacksorry targshits you are just schizos, not the chosen ones to save the world due to your supposedly magical dreams
>>221950818He just didn't like Aerys, he remembers he wanted to go into the royal bedchambers to protect the queen when Aerys was scratching her and chewing on her tits but the other kingsguard told him to stay put.
>>221950870Alisser was a Targ loyalist.
>>221950818Everyone would had died within the city, Jaime included
>>221950818George made up his entire arc on the fly
>>221950818GRRM retcon, the idea that nobody would find out about a bunch of wildfire and that Jaime never said a word is retardedand jaime could have just tied him up and gagged him instead of killing him. The reality is that Jaime originally was part of Tywin's plan, hence why he was sitting on the throne like a jackass instead of saving Rhaegar's kids. GRRM retconned it for muh redemption arc even if it makes no sense
>>221950870Actually one of the targs is still the chosen one.
>>221950709>>221950796>wahh my daughter do you really want your child to grow up a ward in the most secure holding of Westeros that's not a life for a child he won't be able to live off of rats and $2 handjobs like us during our essos exile just kill him kill him NOW or he will die!!These writers are worse than dogshit. Can't even follow a thread of consitent logic through a single scene.
>Thank you Seven for my two mommies.
>>221950870Targs were required to migrated in Westeros to allow Aemond and Aly's to met and create the line from which House Whent, and thus Arya Stark, would had been born
>>221950918There is a logic, Alicent sees young Alicent in Helaena and wants her to do what she regrets not doing (running away to be lesbians in Essos instead of having kids).
>>221950914Attempted rape makes the best foreplay.
>>221950767lmao
>>221950818I'd rather be called Kingslayer than Kinslayer/Parricide. It has a better ring to it
>>221950800>no later because cat goes traitorAnd because Robb breaks his vows, hooks up with the girl from the enemy house, abandons his Westerlands campaign for some reason and returns home instead of absolutely turbofucking Tywin's home turf.
>>221950948He trained whit the greatest ninjas of Yi-Ti
Why didn’t Corlys immediately declare Laena his heir using what Corlys did with Rhaenyra as justification and marry her off to one of his nephews the moment Jace came out looking like a pug-nosed Strong?
>>221950977That feel when Tom Cruise was too expensive.
>>221950926And thank you, also, for my two smoking hot sisters (not the velaryons)
>>221950870no you don't get it the song of ice and fire predicted that there would be a targaeryan girl with 3 dragons that came from the far east and one of the dragons would get 360 noscoped by the night king after venturing beyond the wall to rescue a few people, none of whom were particularly important to the story, but they all had unique looks and cool names. after that the remaining two dragons would just kinda fly around and do firework effects as a backdrop to a great battle between the living and the dead, but they wouldn't influence the battle one way or the other significantly because while they were flying around and doing dragon shit, the night king would get stabbed by some random northern girl who took a semester off in braavos and learned ninja skills or some shit.anyways, that's the reason why there must always be a targaeryan on the throne of westeros
>>221950977being an assassin from one of the most notorious houses must be hard
>>221950989Viserys did with*
>>221950968>for some reasonThat some reason being the Ironborn invading the north, capturing Winterfell and Theon killing his brothers.
>>221950870>>221950995Fraud dynasty, fraud house, fraud prophecy.
>>221951034But the Boltons had that covered.
Who would Robb have married without the war? A Manderly girl?
>>221950117
>>221951047No incestuous aliens of low intellect that likes to breed demonic lizards and fucking their own sisters will save the Land of the Andals from the Others. Only The Seven can
Is this shit getting cancelled? No one is watching it.
>>221950660It's truly insane. She also failed to make Sabitha young and hot.
>>221951034Because he didn't listen to his mother lmao.
>>221950197>whitemaybe in argentina!
>>221951104>AIIIIEEEE THESE RATCATCHERS ARE COMING>SAVES US KING AEGON, FRIEND OF THE RATKIN
People who find Phia/Helaena particularly attractive compared to the rest of the female cast, why? Not that she's hideous or anything, I guess she's plain/cute. Is it her personality rather than the looks? My top 4 in terms of looks are Mysaria, Rhaenyra, Jeyne, and Daemon's mom Alyssa. But Alicent makes me feel lustful despite her being less beautiful.
>>221951106which is absurd
>>221950197>Jewish jeet>WhiteCole is /hotd/ approved, but still brown
>>221951104Me underneath the window Jahaera has fallen out of.
>>221950907He makes up every arc on the fly
>>221951145She has more of a girl next door look that gives the feel of being both natural and easier to approach compared to Hollywood-tier models
>>221951192Jaime is particularly egregious
>>221950870The entire point of A Song of Fire and Ice is that Targs are frauds and bitches
>>221950818Why didn't he prop him up on the Iron Throne and make it look like the throne killed him?
>>221950993but who's that guy in the background
>>221951145She has big milkers, is an autismo, and is a prolific breeder.She's literally 4chans dream girl.
>>221951194Also her character is quiet, modest, would make a nice wife and mother (Holy valued traits for men) compared to the caustic girlbosses/deranged schizos most other female characters in the show are.
>>221951213That one is actually good though, it could be way stupider and worse, look at Young Griff for example or anything Dorne related
>>221950818he fucked up. just kill tywin, take control of the lannister forces, defeat bobby b on the battlefield (kill him in single combat), then marry danny and rule as king. also marry cersei because now youre basically a targ so you can fuck your sister and have two wives. much better than some redemption arc
>>221951192I think it's charmingWasn't as much a fan of it in Fevre Dream when he revealed what his vampires are White fucking walkers of a distinctly different race and come from the north [/spoilers]
>>221951249>Holy*highly
>>221951062Myrcella or one of Tywin's eventual granddaughters by Tyrion/Jaime. Ned was probably holding out for Jon Arryn to have a daughter.
>>221951062Norf ladies of similiar age>Alys Karstark>Wynafred Manderly>Meera Reed
valyrians were made to sit on cocks, not on thrones. Get the fuck back in that Lyseni whorehouse and leave the ruling to the superior race
>>221951247She's literally the girl that Varg married.
>>221951335And Varg is Indeed lne of us
>>221951247>>221951249That's nice and all but i kinda see now why the tumblr troons and cat ladies bitch so much about the "incels" liking submissive women with no particularly interesting personalities or tension with the male partner.
>>221950818Bloodraven warged into him.
>>221951194>>221951247>>221951249Thanks I think I get it better now. Big boobs are a good point, but some women are sexy (big boobs, curvy, etc) and some women are beautiful (ethereal). I haven't seen many sexy Helaena moments other than her pregnancy reveal.
>>221950416Didn't the Baratheons support the Greens, what are they doing thereLike it's one of the reasons Luke died
>>221950047daeron is icsh
>>221951376He's like the Rogue Baratheon OK?
>>221950047egg is icsh
>>221951221Killing the genocidal asshole traumatized him so much because vows and shit.
Rodrik Cassel is icsh.rip beth cassel ;-;
>>221951376Borros probably send him to bent the knee to trick Rhaenyra.
>>221951376Boros is a fat lazy pussy
>>221951145>cute>innocent>big milkers>apolitical but goes along with your racist rants because she hates arguing>wont abort your kids, body is perfect for breeding>too autistic to cheat, will reject chads and jocksshes perfect
>>221951145>
>>221951145>Mysaria
>>221951538Probably gardens and raises chickens and bakes pies too
>>221951574She may be annoying but Sonoya is hot.
>>221951145She always acts convingly retarded and it does kinda kill the mood for me
>>221951607I bet she heats up her calvins with great big hot farts
>>221951538>>innocentShe fucked a lot.
>>221951351Men may like women with fun personalities and personal agency as girlfriend/lovers/concubines. As a wife and mother of their kids they will instead always prefer a unproblematic, simple woman that will make their lifes comfy and quiet after a hard day of work
>>221951376Useless subplot with a OC Baratheon ninja assassin for 1) Remember to normies that Borros Baratheon exists 2) Increase Rhaenyra's paranoia against everyone
>>221951653She even complained she wasn't getting boned enough by aegon at one point.
>>221951688when was this
>>221951653Women that had sex only and Aalways with their husbands are as pure and pristine as maidens
>>221951574Don't care about anything else, she is beautiful.
>>221950401>>221950416>>221950767what the fuck thoughthey're just adding OCs now
>>221951730>now
>>221951726She is fucking beautiful
>>221951703I don't recall exactly, possibly at the family dinner where she made an awkward comment about it.
>>221951730Aeriana Targaryen
>>221951758That was just her autismo and lack of social awareness to understand to not talk about sex with the whole family in the room. Shes did a confuse speech about Aegon only sometimes sleeping with her and when he does hes rather unremarkable
>>221951424I thought his death was one of the times the show actually improved on the books. The Ramsay/Reed plot in Clash of Kings pissed me off so much
For me?
>>221950134can I get this but with Ormund and Daeron
>>221951777Adding OCs is a honored traditional for ASOIAF adaptations>You know Remember Dumb and Dumber created King Orys I Baratheon, Maegor II and Maegor III
>>221951853He made the wrong choice
>>221951862For me it's Orson Lannister
>>221951853Dry Devil doing his thing
>>221951889guhnk guhnk guhnk
>>221951622Imagine her autitstically musing about the different names of her chickens and all the canning and baking she plans to do for the week while plapping her fat ass with her big milkers swinging back and forth, as she occasionally giggles and complains when her head smacks the headboard
>>221951943One of the last kino moments of the show, fuck I love that scene both in the book and therehttps://youtu.be/iGgXy8HIrhk
>>221951145>why?
>>221951984Well uhHuh... I guess if I had to marry her I'd huh... Do my duty, and stuff "and stuff" is anal
>>221951853>"Hightower blood is sacred and that matters more than anything!">"castrate that man!"
>>221952036She totally did the "ooh boobies.. wait don't look don't look... ok I'll just sneak one more look just to be sure" thing
>>221952099Lil bro that guy is not getting castrated or punished at all,
>>221952163There is nothing to suggest they didn't follow through with it
>>221952188he is a fucking white malehe wouldnt punish a fellow chud and rapist
>>221952163People would notice if his arms weren't broken so Ormund had to do that at least.
Test
Is the Hightowers really the master race?
>>221952163So it went from a potentially interesting characterization of Ormund into making him out to be a completely generic villain?
>>221952255He went full mustache twirling villain in the space of 5 minutes and has been nothing but evil since
>>221952255Yes that was the whole point of that episodeShit fucking sucks
>>221952252Hightowers are probably the oldest family in Westeros
>>221952213>>221952217
>>221952217>>221952304only a handful of people know about that plus he can just go to kings landing with the other stealth hightowers
One thing that does translate over from the books is that this entire show really does feel like a history lesson. Theres no sense of creativity or discovery in any of the scenes. Its all just "this happened, then this happened, and these people were there."Makes for really dry television no matter how many rapes there are
>>221952282Manderly’s are contractually obligated to be fat and jolly managerial masterminds
>>221952327There was never no rape
>>221952326He passed the sentence in public.>he can just go to kings landing with the other stealth hightowersThat's true though. I wonder whom will he rape there.
>>221952055Imagine the wispy spidery blond hairs...on her sweaty asshole
House of the Dragon? More like House of Raping!
>>221950047what are we thinking sers?
>>221952360Ormund probably sent the lowest soldiers to kings landing to avoid the rape, only the proper greens rape.>>221952399They are finally doing butchers balls?
>>221951167Jews are white unless he's mizrahi or beta israel
>>221951877>gwen, my soldier you must pick
The story would have been much better if it was an Aegon redemption story where he becomes humbled through his struggles and rises up to become some great king. Then make him feel so sorry for Aegon and Viserys that he raises them as his own to marry his daughter since he has no dick anymore anyway. Would this not be more kino than just poisoning him?
>>221952282imagine how strong the north would be if it was ran by andals instead of retarded ooga booga wiggers
>>221952163It's confirmed by the actor and showrunner did indeed geld and break the arm of the Hightower rapist too. Ormond is like Stannis mixed with his wife's religious zealotry
>>221952327This feels like a history book, that was then given to one of those female authors who likes to take classically novels and make a feminist take on the book centering on an 'evil' character that they'll try to convince you was actually a good person by made a villain by STRAIGHT WHITE MEN.>"The Untold Story of Miss Havisham who was actually a lesbian!">"How the Muslim White Witch had her traditional Turkish Delight business ruined by the evil crusading Aslan"
>>221952490source?
>>221952099First, that guy isn't even a Hightower and is at best a lowly Reach small folk. And second, Ormund hates the ignorant and uncouth so being a raper makes you one of his most disliked peoples.>>221952252He's talking about followers of the Seven and the Andals you retard.
>>221952399Daeron will likely be not so daring imo
the BASED council makes fun of the square council.
>>221952525The little aftershow interview segment they air on HBO MAX. If Ormund let the rapist guy off they would have shown him afterwards laughing with ormund or something similar.
>>221952573That sucks to be honest.
AAAAAAA NO CRISSY DON'T RAVISH MY ANUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>221952559Two GOATs. We need more westerosi nobles laughing at Rhaenyra's shitshow regime.
>>221952636is he finally going to die?no, nothing ever happens
>>221952559>White worm? Looks pretty yellow to me
>>221952620It's better that Ormund isn't just a pantomime villain
>>221952559Ah it's the only guy who was the only good part of Fantastic Beasts. Was driving me mad, so many "that guy" actors in these series. Shame he struggles to keep his accent from coming through.
NONONO IM SORRY I ATTEMPTED A RAPE, I HAVE A WIFEx2hoping for a third next episode
>>221952664He will die but since he hasn't done shit in forever it will feel like nothing happened.
>>221952399>pretty good episode>i'd put it the same level as episode 5
>>221952672No because it's obvious they want him to be a shitty generic villain so let him be and don't pretend he cares about honor or some random bitch.
>>221952730He cares about the laws of man. In his mind he's an honorable noble born to guide the unwashed masses. A man needs a code.
Ormund’s philosophy or whatever he talks about is so boring like who cares
>>221952824Careful, you're one step away from bringing out a D&D alignment chart
>>221950401>>221950416>we need a stealthy assassin>let's choose the family famous for all being 6'6+ gigachads with extremely notable black hair and blue eyes>surely he won't stand out in a crowdbravo>>221950670If Robb wasn't a retard he could have traded him for his sisters, Northern hostages, and a bunch of gold and then fucked off back to the North with a truce because Tywin was desperate to be able to focus on Stannis and Renly. But Robb is a brainlet and brought the Starks to ruin instead
>>221953026Ormund is Stannis
>>221953080How is Cersei lawful? Also Baelish not chaotic? Come on now.
>>221953107I didn't make the chart, I just chose one with Stannis on it
>>221951362bloodraven is one of GRRM's worst inventions>wargs are supposedly a myth, even in the North>actually there was an obvious warg who was hand of the king for decadesguy didn't exist until the 4th book and it breaks the worldbuilding if you think about it for 5 seconds. And now people use his existence as a basis for random theories as if this dipshit was playing 5D chess. For the plot to work it requires him being the biggest retard in existence for not just sending Coldhands to the Wall with a bag of dragonglass and explaining the situation to the Watchshit like this is why GRRM is stuck
>>221950484they betray her to sunfyre
>>221953137you can't blame bloodraven and george for this, the faggot fans are the ones pretending he is behind literally everything
>>221952399>Major departing from the book for one characterAny bets?
>>221953137>it requires him being the biggest retard in existence for not just sending Coldhands to the Wall with a bag of dragonglass and explaining the situation to the WatchYour mistake is assuming he wants to stop the others.
>>221953217Probably daeron. They’ll make him a coward. Or they won’t do alysmond
>>221952327the issue is the whitewashing and making one side the obvious good side, or at least trying tothe show would have been good if they maximized how both sides were dogshit and that the Targs own stupidity and arrogance cost them their dragons and proved they weren't fit to rule. The Dance is supposed to be a inbred clown show, not a story about how shitnyra is chosen by the gods to save the world but chuds are trying to stop her
>>221952521How devout a Muslim could Jadis be, she didn't even wear a burqa.
>>221953284>got anime
Cast him
Is Tom a coke user? He has that junkie depressed look to him.
house baratheon?
>>221953434Tyrion
>>221953448He's a Hollywood actor so probably- he's also hitting the wall early. Anglo and Irish genes age terribly
>>221953448Probably just diet coke. He doesn't look that bad.
>>221952399>pretty good episode on par with 5I pity those shills that have to milk this garbage or not make moneythey must be miserable all the time
>>221953319She's a cool progressive muslim obviously, going against the ultra othodox devout, sexist racist Christian
Does anyone have Up to date pic of 4chan Houses?
>>221953448Brits age like absolute dog shit. I'm a Med chad and look 10 years younger than this pasty fuck even though I'm much older
>>221953532They have to fill the older cast with brits because Americans all have iphone face
>>221953453new oc
>>221953519House Banefort is /ourhouse/
>>221953517The "alliance" of Progressive left and Muslims is the weirdest thing ever. And the dissonancce of large
>>221952521THERE IS ALREADY ISLAM IN NARNIAThe Calormen are literally 1000 Nights Arabs and Tash is literally Allah for fuck's sakejews can't read
>>221953607kek. larys fits perfectly with visenya
>>221953648STAB IT. KILL IT. BURN IT ALIVE.
>>221953514Which of you allowed this homeless crackhead into the castle?
>>221953648you want de bad poosay your graceh
he's ready to ride
>>221953683>>221953709
Leaks says Cole and his men get hit by a volley of arrows while they're fighting. Afterwards Rodrik (?) says something like "so who was their commander"it's a short scene
>>221953753Her best acting in the series was during this scene.
>>221953514This has gotta be an upcoming episode right? They only spoke outside this season so far
>>221952521>"How the Muslim White Witch had her traditional Turkish Delight business ruined by the evil crusading Aslan"Tash: and this, Aslan, is why I demand those who offend my godhood be executed instantly
>>221953804That's stupid
>>221953804>they don't even know he was there>"so who was their commander"That's pretty nice.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>221953627>Narnia's end is caused by an ape importing millions of Calormenes
>>221952399big moment? no way daemon x vaemond happens this season lmaoso probably the war in tumbleton, with the dragon seeds "doing something"? and cole dying?
>>221953804They really wasted this character
>>221953753Gods I hate her
>>221953873Calormen are more like the Ottoman Empire, anon. They conquer.
Cole dies and no one even realizes lmao. What a loser.
>>221951165Honestly reads more like an OC character from tumblr
>>221953962No, the ape literally invited them in exchange for peanuts and tricked them in to worshiping 'Tashlan' which is a donkey in disguise.
>>221951845Why?The show made Rodrik and the north look cripplingly incompetent as 30 ironbabbies rout 900 northmen offscreen and take Rodrik captive
>>221953804Does Gwayne survive?
>>221952252Yes.
>>221953648Probably going to explain this terribly but I really hate characters having a signiature "look"Her looking like she's always considering something and hiding something really cleverAlicent looking scared and on the verge of tearsDaemon being rogueish.Character's don't have emotions they just have their personality on their face at all times.
>>221954027Gwayne fights at Tumbleton
>>221954027Gwayne already left, he will be in Tumbleton
>>221954000Actual calormenes never fell for the Tashlan hoax, it was for talking animal plebs in Narnia.
>>221954027Gwayne abandoned Cole while he was giving his suicide speech in the field.
>>221954041Poor widower, i hope he survives and makes a song about Criston.
It is good to be in company of gwayne gods.
>>221953519Sure
>>221954055I meant he tricked the animals, but rewrote the post in the middle and forgot to change that.
>>221951265How’d you get a leaked copy of Winds?
>>221953863How did the Dornish manage to kill a dragon? Aegon should have razed Sunspear and put the Martells to the sword. Was he a fucking idiot?
>>221952678Didn't he lose quite a lot of weight at some point? Must've been some nasty yoyo then, I feel sorry for him because I can 100% relate
>>221954083>summer is coming>fire and ponies>unstudied, unknown, unimportantjej
Do you blame Rhaenyra for corrupting Criston Cole and taking away his innocence or was he always a bad spiteful man that would plunge the realm into chaos over grudge?
>>221954083>the /x/-folk >I fucking hate facts
>>221954083>those ancient memesHow old is this?
>>221954109They razed major cities and they just came back and rebuilt in a week eating trash and sand>>221954145He wasn't spiteful but he reached for the sun
>>221951404luke is icsh
>>221954145Rhaenyra was always a dumb bitch that committed treason against her father so I blame her.
>>221953519Not up to date.
>>221954083Did 4chan literally just used to be reddit? Holy fuck millennials are such faggots
>>221954199>used to be
>>221954122Damn, he did. This was pre-ozempic too. There's a dark possibility that his roles dried up when then lost the weight.
>>221954180Did Viserys even tell Aegon about the dream or show him the dagger? I don't remember. If not then it's pretty obvious he wanted Rhaenyra to be his heir.
>>221954246>Did Viserys even tell Aegon about the dream or show him the dagger?Only kings know about it and Daemon but that was bloodraven.
>>221954243Kind of a shame that Fantastic Beast films stopped at that point, I'd have loved to see them try and come up with a good explanation for Jacob's yuge weight loss, especially since he was a bakery/confectionery owner
>>221954199PepeKINGS and wojakGODS saved this website.
>>221954306Did you not watch season 1? Viserys tells Rhaenyra twice because he wants her as his heir. Even after Aegon was born he again showed him the dagger with her prophecy.
>>221954361That's what I mean only kings know about it, sneednyra is suppose to be the next queen so he told her about it and bloodraven told daemon for some reason.
>>221954199
>>221954312The 3rd one was the most China pandering bullshit since Now You See Me 2
>>221954199Reddit stole everything from us then made it lamer and gayer
>>221954330>see image>auto clicker engaged
>>221954386I know which I was disagreeing with the anon that said Rhaenyra committed treason against her father. The treason was committed by Otto, Cole, and Alicent
Is Androw Farman the most chud coded character in Westerosi history>failed as a squire>ugly>can't really read>plays miniature wargames by himself>only married as a beard for a lesbian princess>all the girls on dragonstone laugh at him>finally snaps and poisons all the stacies in his wife's harem
>>221954499What does chud even mean? I thought chud just meant conservative? Usually conservative dudes are more normal looking, play sports, work out etc. What you're describing sounds like an incel.
>>221954499I don't remember him but he sounds based
>>221954530>What does chud even mean?Nothing, just like incel.
>>221954499>Androw drank a great deal, and was known to spend whole days in the Chamber of the Painted Table, moving painted wooden soldiers around the map. Rhaena's companions would joke that he was planning his conquest of Westeros.Literally me
Anyone who uses the term chud unironically probably looks and sounds like thishttps://youtu.be/j6Miw3pgBe4?si=gdhkXmy-YRObBISc
>>221954610lol chud
>>221953831yes all the pics i posted are from next ep
>Androw was a failed squire in his youth, possessing no skill at arms. His father had considered sending him to Oldtown to become a maester, until his own maester told him that Androw was simply not clever enough.[2]brutal lmao
>>221954622sir?
>>221954530Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
>>221954785His one-man incel rebellion could have inspired millions if Westeros had internet.
>>221953733>the hilt>the horse>the CHINthis is very subtle imageryVery subtly seducing me
>>221954530A chud is an especially angry form of incel
>>221954840
Do you think Arya's story will change drastically in the books? I feel like there's so much more you can do with her.
>>221954904Goddamn Peter Steele looking good here
>>221950117he’s a tragic cunt still a cunt tho
>>221954915>'books' and future tense in the same sentencelmao
>>221950117>Killed Beesbury for no reason>Piece of shit traitorI hate him too
>>221954904Damn, she really needs the long hair to become presentable, same as Emma D'arcy and those short they/them haircuts she uses, not even close when she was a regular long woman cut.
>>221955071Alys look bad even with long hair
>>221954904imagine the jaw on her and aemond's son. thjey are going to birth a gigachad
Is Vhagar burning the Riverlands on her own or what?
>>221954950Imagine doubting that the greatest living fantasy writer isnt going to finish his magnum opus. Gurm will get it done
>>221955127cole
>>221955071emma looks prime in that pic
>>221955127How can so many people not find a fucking huge dragon?What the hell are they even going to do when they find her anyway? They should be looking for Aemon to control her.
>>221955071Beginning to think those feet freaks are on to something.
Just a mother and daughter. You can tell because the mother is clearly 18 years older.
>>221955084I like it.
>mfw I'm a Hess character and haven't raped anyone in three days
>>221955189Those are horrible feet noob.
>>221955252I was referring to the guy on the left.
I rewatched certain scene of S1 today.Where the fuck did it all go wrong?>the music>shit is actually happening>the conflicts feel real>SCHEMING IS HAPPENING>''congratulations stepdaughter...''WHERE IS THIS ALICENT GONE?
>>221955251There has been a disturbing lack of rape in recent episodesWhen will we get back on track?
>>221955184>he doesnt know about the secret hightower research fascility that developed 5th gen stealth aircraft tech, including radar aborbing coating for Vhagarnotice how she doesnt fly in the rain anymore
>>221953804>they're giving Cole the Constantine XI Palaiologos deathok thats actually kino
>>221955286They are all shit son
>>221955366>change Cole's death so that it isn't heroic>it's still heroicColeCHADS can't lose.
>>221955290Aegon clearly raped that man who tried to steal his crown though.
>>221955286That young Alicent ENTER moment is only surpassed by old-dying Vyserys ENTER in episode 8.S01 was unfiltered kino, they managed to make a girl coming late on a banquet one of the most tense moments in television.Brilliant.
>>221953804honestly fine as long as hes not humiliated like homelander and dies without begging or crying
>>221955436His death wasnt heroic in the books or the show. Dying by arrows from low tier soldiers isn't heroic.
Olivia Cooke is a horrible, horrible actress and it doesn't get pointed out enough
>>221952850>who's goddamn strong babies are those>these are pure blooded valeryions alright>that one girl one might be a valeryion, that one right there. I'm not totally sure just because she arrived on a boat doesnt mean she is a valeryion. but those children are lightskinnded, that one is a strong, from the halls of harren, that is a fish baby from the river valleys the riverlands
>>221955436They lost as soon as they set out
>>221955479offering yourself to fight a 3v1 to save the lives of your men is heroic. Him getting shot down by arrows does nothing but show that the northerners are savage subhumans
>>221954199you're not all that wrong, 4chan was good until 2008 when late millenial children got access to the internet
>>221955479The mightiest man may be slain by one arrow and ser Criston was pierced by many.
>>221955513Nah she's good, she's just way too young to play Alicente
>>221953804>My army has fallen yet I'm still alive>Cole removes his white cloak, making him unrecognizable from any other common soldier before charging at the massacre
To this day, the most on the edge of my seat I've ever been when reading a book chapter
>>221955436>A man cant choose how he comes into the world, but he can chose how he leaves
>>221955613He is not wearing his cloak or any kind of armor >>221952636That's why they don't even know he was there
>>221952850I miss this smug nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>221955470Part of why it was good was because it took the time to show 'normal' medieval-esque things where the characters acted like they were actually in those times, like webm related. Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was also showing some 'normal' stuff, just in the somewhat extraordinary circumstances of a tourney where royals were present and one young prince was errant. Early Game of Thrones did the same thing. But over time it increasingly focused on generic television drama, and House of the Dragon is doing the same thing.
>alicent is going to say her iconic "mayhaps the whore will die in childbirth" line while helaena gives birth to maelorholy based. should have aborted it, slut
>>221951145She's "achievable". Plus her autistic retardation triggers the protec instinct. And she's too retarded to be a coniving whore
>>221955649>>221953804the only thing I need to see is him cutting down like a dozen northniggers. Tracking shot like Jon at the bastardbowl
>>221951145She is cute, she looks like she would make me happy
>>221951145You sound like you've never tapped a snail in your life.
>>221955568>>221955572>cole is a retard who gets his army of war criminals surrounded>try to surrender like a bitch>get refused>"w-well f-fight me 1v1 bro">be mad they call you a clown and kill youwhy do you leave out the fact he begged them to let him surrender without a fight? Cole was a faggot and died like one
>>221953804i made it up btw
>>221951145she's got a fantastic side eye
>>221955783wrong that was me
I thought the Addam and Baela scene was bad. TWO SEPARATE SCENES Addam brings Baela needing to sleep and eatBro if you're hungry and tired just say so, don't put that on her?More importantly though, "she must rest!" scenes are always awful and terrible. It was stupid as fuckAnd by the way.. they had the perfect thing for him to ACTUALLY say and talk aboutHe can express how just like Baela feels spurned, he also feels spurned, for being a bastard, not getting his name, and his desire to show that he will be a good and honorable man - this foreshadows and sets up more properly shit he will do later. Actual real things they could have talked aboutBUT ONLY AFTER YOU SLEEP BAELAAND EAT
>>221955772>t. craven
>>221955772>afraid of fighting a 50 year old knight in a 3 v 1
>>221954499He wasn't ugly but he became an alkie after marrying Rhaena and getting cucked by his own sister.>Androw was described as comely and amiable at seventeen, with pale blue eyes and long flaxen hair.[2] Due to drinking heavily, by the age of twenty-two he became puffy-faced, round-shouldered, and fleshy.[1]>Androw was a timid, unremarkable, and uncertain man, who could barely read nor write. Even at his own father's court, there were those who scorned him as "half a girl", as he was softly spoken and had a gentle nature.[2] Although Androw was raised on an island, he could not swim, nor sail a ship, nor did he fish.[1] Still, his father was known to have a great fondness for Androw, despite his deficiencies.[2]>Androw was known to spend whole days in the Chamber of the Painted Table at Dragonstone, moving painted wooden soldiers around the map.>Androw was a failed squire in his youth, possessing no skill at arms. His father had considered sending him to Oldtown to become a maester, until his own maester told him that Androw was simply not clever enough.[2]>From 43–47 AC, Marq Farman hosted Princess Rhaena Targaryen on Fair Isle. Rhaena and Androw reportedly grew more than fond of each other during the princess's stay at Faircastle.[3] After the death of Rhaena's second husband, King Maegor I Targaryen, and the ascension of her brother, King Jaehaerys I Targaryen, Queen Rhaena returned to Fair Isle in 48 AC. She and Androw married in the second week of 49 AC, in a quick and small ceremony. Lord Marq presided over the wedding, and Lord Lyman Lannister, his wife, Lady Jocasta, and two of Rhaena's friends, Samantha Stokeworth and Alayne Royce, attended the wedding. Rhaena was twenty-six and twice widowed, and Androw was seventeen. He was said to be utterly besotted with his new wife.
>>221955286>Where the fuck did it all go wrong?When Sapochnik fucked off, you can thank George for that, he sided with condom and hess against him.
>>221950282Only a certifiable lunatic would be enthused about his very important king type of person father around whom life at court had revolved entirely around for all of his 8 years of life suddenly deciding to pay attention to him.Viserys was BAD NEWS.
>>221951889Mwaaa the... arbor .. gold has always been celebrated for it's excellence
>>221955772>he begged them to let him surrender without a fightNot fighting is the literal point of surrendering. Truly all Cole-haters are retarded brazillians and foids.Not to mention that killing a man under a peace banner is abominable crime.Rivercucks = Walder Frey>1v1Lmao.
>>221955953>Not to mention that killing a man under a peace banner is abominable crime.You guys told me Aemond killing Luce was not a crime...
>>221950416>>221950401Wait I thought that was a shitpostThere's no way, you are just shitting me, it's a shitpost right?
>>221955998>Wait I thought that was a shitpostIt was confirmed a long time ago, around s2.
>>221955991Who ever said that? Even Aemond fans call it a based war crime
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j5dOyfNlt70>the small folk feel sorrow at a dead prince but every man in the realm is a rapist
>>221956022It was "confirmed" as a leak, I thought it was a fakeI didn't think...
>>221955953>Not to mention that killing a man under a peace banner is abominable crime.It's based when Dornishmen do it according to George so it must be much more based when the honorable norfmen do it.
>and the stranger... the stranger gives us rest.
>>221956133>>221956133>>221956133
the patient hunter gets the rape
>>221950134>>221950078mommy
