>Good job, officers, just put her in the back of my limo. You can leave the handcuffs.
>>221961699Just for clarification, she’s a 19 year old college student.
>>221961783fuark...i remember when i used to be 19...my life is over...
>>221961783And he's a 48 year old Mayor
>>221961699You fool, that's just what she wants!
>>221961699>No no no! Don't put her back in her body. Yes, leave her in the beaver please. Come back tomorrow.
>>221961699>You know Mabel, sometimes I wonder if you don't actually care that much about nature and are just looking to get jostled
>>221961699>You've got me tied up pretty tightly here, anon. You wouldn't be planning to...ravish me, would you?
>>221961699>>221962379i hate this grubhub artstyle
>>221962379Fucking cutie
>>221961699DFC
>>221962379minx
>>221961699>Another trauma film from some angry, white hating mexicanIt's so tiresome
>>221964144what the fuck are you talking about
>Hey Anon, wanna see my beaver?How do you respond?
>>221964214No
>>221964144
>>221964214Is it furry?
>>221961907Can I make it any more obvious?
>>221961699Sexual tension between her and the mayor was off the chart
>>221964289Very
I love Hoppers. King George is such a Chad.
>>221964144>not directed by a Mexican>not a "trauma film">very lighthearted comedyWhat did anon mean by this?
>Load the BWC program. Disable all safety protocols.
Fun movie desu.Mabel a cute.
>>221961699I liked it. Very unexpectedly funny and subversive.
>>221964214Yuck.
Is she hapa or shitxican?
>>221963620>anon, we've got a glade to save and there's only one way to do it, now get those pants off
>>221964835Japanese-American
>>221964835Last name is Tanaka but only family member we see is jap grandma
>>221964952NeatI wonder if they're going to lean into that single timeline theory that's been around a decade or so
This movie (and its shipping community) makes tumblr seethe so much it is hilarious.
>>221965116huh?
>>221961699Ugly they/them cartoon gook.
>>221961783Looks like a 10 yo boy.
>>221965274>>221964144what's with these posts literally just inventing imaginary shit to get mad at?
>>221962408We've lost the technology to do literally anything else.
>>221965322>>221965322Toy Story 5 came out last month and does not have the same art style as this in the slightest.
>>221961699Doesn't Disney use White protagonists anymore? It always seems to be a brown person now
>>221964835Looks like a straight up gook.
yeah you already posted that dude
>>221964605
would
age gap romance between middle aged mayor and teenage treehugger
>>221965786Found the SICK FUCK.
>>221963479they're called uau now
>>221962379Imagine amount of porn of her on the servers of whatever jeet studio they contracted this to.
>>221965834>he thinks Indian CG firms can animate like this
>>221965849Spoilers, dumbass
>>221962379>You're just letting me go? I was sure you were going to fuck me up the ass. Really sure.
Freckles
>>221961699ah, another one trying to escape from the wmaf breeding fields. probably trying to find that brother of hers. best not let her know that he killed himself as soon as he found out his sister was to become a brood sow.*sigh* i really miss that little guy. he was a damn fine code monkey.
>>221965849Based. She fucked around and found out.
>>221964214Speciesposting is the new Akira bike
>>221965860>when she sees a lewd thread about herself on 4Chan.
>>221961699>>221962379This is vomit inducing animation style.
>>221965849I chuckled at her rubbing her hands on the wall. Maybe I should watch this just for the hell of it.
>>221966029A target
>>221964835too dark for 'ha'
>>221965860She found bleachbooru
Why did they animate the special dead body/ soulless monster eye thing where there's no white reflection dot in the dark pupil? That's what shows that the eyes' surface is wet. If it isn't wet it's because the person is dead or you want to show them as lost their humanity momentarily. It happens to Jinx in arcane the moments when she skitzes out and starts killing people, and sometimes it looks that IRL with you know, certain people. Protag should not have this
>>221966798beanmouthed calarts garbage, anyone giving it the time of day is a tranny that deserves a rope.
>>221967251>buzzword buzzword buzzword
>>221961699An Asian with freckles. What is this mutant.
>>221961699You just know she's wild in bed.
>>221967240argayne lol
>>221965270The most popular pairing is an age gap ship involving a straight man who is 30 years older than the protag
>>221964587He wanted herHe'd never tellHe wanted herShe had a problemHe wanted her
>>221964618>Wahhh my grandma died
>>221964840>removes my trousers and shits in front of her on the floor while screaming
>>221964952>Showing the brain-car transplantChrist that feels scarier than it show
>>221965396That movie cost 250 million dollars.
>>221966108KINOI read this in J.K. Simmons' voice and he takes a long drag of a cigarette after the last line
>>221965860She just searched for hot Indian guys
>>221965915Why would I need to fuck her in the ass? Doesn't she have a pussy?
>>221965312we've lost the technology to do anything other than get mad
>>221961820You never began it
the super dark beady chink eyes are so awful, they look soulless
>Evil white man at the start when he's a vicious politician>Peaceful friendly indian once he has a change of heart and joins the good guysWhat, dare I say it, did they mean by this?
>>221964214What kind of library has its own shirts
>>221972901most places/businesses have shirts bro, they're cheap
>>221970796he's Italian
>>221961699Any shots of her feet in this?
>>221964952They've reached the Dark Souls 3 era of "Remember when we had good ideas?
>>221974018kind of, but there's a popular theory that all the Pixar movies occur in the same universe and this kind of alludes to that with the Monsters Inc sound batteries and the potential genesis of Cars
>>221968195Beanmouth and CalArts are actual terms and are in fact a direct problem in modern animation. Beanmouth is a drawing style essentially derived from "learn to draw" books for children which ignores anatomy or any dextrous skill in favor of rote expressions. This style is taught at CalArts, a school staffed, unsurprisingly, by people who lacked the artistic skill to actually make it in animation. However, as studios became more focus-group driven and risk averse, they began viewing students of this sort of faux-education as safer investments than genuine artists since they knew exactly what they'd be getting. Thus modern animation is almost all the same low effort shit.
>>221974049That "theory" is literally one schitzo seeing statues in Brave and deciding the witch was Boo from Monsters Inc.
>>221974140listen, stupid, did I say the theory is correct? I said they're alluding to it because they know it existsfucking kill yourself
>>221974162"vague references to past films" are not a fucking deep lore theory zoomette. It's called a shout out.
MeiMei > Mabel
>>221974140The dark-pixar universe has been a fan theory way before brave was released. And it was always a little tongue in cheek because the various movies are all over the place in terms of the worldbuilding, so trying to put them all in a single consistent timeline just naturally invites some harmless mental gymnastics for fun to reconcile it. Sort of like pretending Malcom in the middle and Breaking Bad star the same character. Or Batman Returns and IASIP.
>>221974325Wonka/Snowpiercer
>>221965860>rule 3....4?
>>221972421I've seen this image before, and yeah her having a huge ass is hot and all, but the mental image of me squatting on her huge ass on the bus is ridiculous. Here's my artists rendition
>>221968864Are you braindead?
Watched the movie for Mabel. It was okay. Needed more Mabel
>>221961699*thinks about big mayor cock*
>>221975861Now draw her futa fucking Riley.
>>221975861I should run for office.
might watch itlast new Pixar I saw was Soul I think
>>221963620>TanakaShe looks like she's made for Thai kicks
>>221964733>Fappers
>>221964144There is no "trauma" in the film, it's very light in tone.
>>221964214I shall fill your river with my dam
Can they really just order around the police like that?
>>221961783Gross.... pedos make me sick.
>>221964144I get the feeling there are more bots than we'd like to admit on this site specifically trained to make shit-stirring ragebait posts like this to gin up racial/gender-based anger from the userbase. Times like these where it's so offtarget that it's suspicious that a human even made these posts and instead a bot just got it wrong this once always points me in that direction.
>>221972901>>221973081I have a shirt from my former employer, a newspaper and package delivery firm.
>>221975861>>221977970Fine, I'll watch the movie.
How come there was zero complaining about "transforming minorities into animals in animated films" even though she spends the entire second act in a beaver robot?
>>221981250Because she isn't black. This shit is always about blacks. Asians, and especially hapas, are practically white in their minds.
>>221981250Because when they say "minorities", they mean blacks.
>This far on the thread>Not a single fanart of her and the major Why are you taking so long???
>>221982155I only post real things, I leave the fanart to others
>I suppose you plan to ravish me. Well you had better not be thinking about doing that. It would be terrible.
Ahhhhh!
>>221982155This is a SFW board
>>221980639I want more posts like him because they are genuine.I don't care if he stirrs up shit.I rather take a hundred posters like him than one like you, actively supporting a shill or fetish thread
>>221983356>they are genuine.How is that genuine? It has nothing to do with the movie being discussed whatsoever, and is just generic buzzwords being thrown around.
>>221983356>generic negativity is good and we should have more
>>221983597it's what sets this place apart from.the rest of the internet
>>221983623Actually we have generic negativity everywhere.
>>221961783Out of 10?
>>221980639>>221983356If there were real posters in this thread you would have replied to my hilarious observation here >>221975399
>>221964144Asian guy actually. Same one who made that "What if bears had iPhone?" show on Cartoon Network.
>A condom!?
>>221983417It's an opinion. He's saying "no another director's self insert movie!" doesn't matter if he's right or wrong, he's genuine on his opinion.meanwhile you and this thread has nothing but shilling to it.There is NO DISCUSSION, like you dishonestly imply.One autist made 1000 webms of the movie, very organically, and just dumps them with snappy horny oneliners.The shit stirring anon provides more discussion value than the hornyposter, or you, the retard that can't see he's hornyposting not really looking to discuss the movie
>>221975399I thought you were carrying some sort of spear for a moment
>>221962379wtf
>>221983872He's not genuine. He clearly doesn't even know what the movie is and is just making up an imaginary thing to get mad at. You're actively crying about people talking about the movie too much instead of mindlessly being negative without any specifics.
>>221983597see>>221983872
>>221983872What would you like to talk about in regards to Hoppers (2026), anon?
>>221983918>talking about the movieNOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIEYOU SAID THIS TWICE ALREADY, ON THE OTHER POST AND NOW AGAINNOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIEIT'S JUST RANDOM WEBMS WITH HORNY POSTING ONELINES>>221983870>>221975861>>221982818THIS IS NOT "DISCUSSION" NOR "TALKING ABOUT MOVIES!"you insufferable retardInb4 "when we discuss the movie on this thread..."
>>221983872>1000 webms of the movie, very organicallyThirteen actually, and I don't know what "organically" is supposed to imply. I watched a movie and I made webms from it. I do it all the time. Is there another way to make webms that you would prefer? Are you angry that you came into a thread about Hoppers and saw webms from Hoppers? Are you trying to play janitor?
>>221983882No that's just me squatting real hard. On second thought, maybe i'm meant to sit on her ass/lower back like a horse, but then why would they use the term "squat"?
>>221983956>>221983872Look at the self-appointed janitor
>>221983974You could fit a beanbag on there, or use the buttocks as a beanbag.
>>221983956You didn't address how he just made up an imaginary thing to get mad at. Or how that is supposedly valuable posting we cannot do without here on /tv/.
>>221964144This is the kind of commentary you won't find on Twitter and Reddit!
>>221981953>DO IT FAGGOT
>>221961699That seems like a lot of dynamite for one little dam.
>>221984091That's a fairly small amount of dynamite for an average-sized beaver dam, I'd say? The main reason dynamite ignites so quickly and "blasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to use a double helping of nitroglycerin in that square footage, but I could easily.
>>221983870Don't worry, it doesn't work. It's just for show.
>>221983992The mental image isn't even hot it's just funny
>>221961783Still would but she has to dig out her old high school uniform
>>221984091Does the film take place in Oregon? 1000 pounds of dynamite is the legal minimum there.
>>221983983>We are having a discussion here about the movie!>No you are not, you are just posting webms and saying horny thing>Janny!!!What
>>221984441>you're not posting CORRECTLY according to my nebulous complaintsYes, you're being a wannabee janny, by trying to police how others post. If they want to talk about the protagonist of a movie, they can.
>>221961699>>221962379>>221964214>>221964745>>221975861 no way you guys are simping this hard for a half breed chink lesbian
>>221983356Why are you in the "shill or fetish thread", Anon?
>>221983971>Thirteen actually, and I don't know what "organically" is supposed to imply.See the thousands of threads seething about The Odyssey? That's organic. One thread about some movie that isn't even theaters anymore? That's bots and shills.
>>221984519Weak. Trying too hard to copy >>221964144 dude
>>221984593Ok.
>>221984519>lesbianI see we're projecting again.
>>221984454me in the shell
>>221983956>>221983872No need to get this worked up.
One of my favorite parts about the movie was when she was telling the Beaver how he should be upset at XYZ, but the Beaver was basically like - life happens, you move on and let go, and she couldn't comprehend that.It really capsulates the younger generation mentality.
>>221984611>>221984628reddit says othewrwise so you're both in the wrong.
>>221984733Well, who am I to disagree with reddit?
>>221984733>>221984858samefag
>>221964144This. A Bug’s Life was delightful and this was horrible.
>>221984593You jest but this is genuinely how some folks on here think you're "supposed" to post
lmaoyou can tell that guy is now really mad at the thread existing at all
ANON!
>>221961699sequel featuring them piloting robot motorcycles called "Choppers" when?
>>221984879now you're the one projecting lmaooo
>>221983872very devilish bait, well done anon
this was a really good movie. The bee swap has super funny
>>221972901they're usually from seminars or public events. My cousin is a public librarian and gives me his events T-shirts everytime I see him. It's not like they sell them at a gift shop lol.
>>221984960>Live Mabel Reaction
>>221964214
>>221965116So anon, why do you know about and give a fuck about Tumblr?
>>221985335I don't get it.
>>221984519>half breed chink lesbianWhen you put it like that, how can I resist?
>>221978183ANONOUTTO
>>221961783unfathomable, I want to write this out.Anons, I read both the "her" and the first post above, two instances of assigning gender. Despite this, I opened the clip and assumed this was a quippy asian BOY, perhaps a younger brother type character, "turning in" his sister or another girl to the police.Pixar is doing the hentai equivalent of draw a girl and add a dick. But they do it because they are satanic freaks who got raped and are ugly and hate sex and beauty.
>>221984519She's not "half breed", she's not a chink, and she's not a lesbian. You didn't even get one thing right.
so does the girl gets with the mayor? if so wanna draw it
>>221985743They start as enemies but wind up friendly by the end. There isn't any romance in the movie but she is a little tsundere.
>>221985727voice actor is.so say sorry for being retarded, little boy
>>221985856And Bart Simpson is voiced by an adult woman. Who gives a shit? It's a thread about Mabel.
>>221983872>>221983956get a job, bro
>>221985824She's ugly and I hate her design so much I feel like learning to gen just so I can gen a vid of her being fed into a wood chipper feet first.
>>221985743Yes, he pumps six children into her over the course of three years
>>221984454From what little I know of the plot, the film seems like a good idea, but I genuinely just cannot get past the fucking GrubHub human designs. Why are Pixar like this now? Why do all their humans look like they're made out of sausages?
>>221986505I didn't really care for the human designs either, but she spends 95% of the movie as a robot beaver so it's whatever.
>>221986505>Why are Pixar like this now?Toy Story 5 came out last month and looked like Toy Story. They're just trying to diversify their film's art styles so they don't all look alike, plus Hoppers had a less exorbitant budget. Also 75% of the film is as beavers and other animals anyway.
>>221961783>she Where?
>>221982818Caught me off guard and got a hyena laugh out of me. It was a funny sound.
>>221986713>They're just trying to diversify their film's art styles so they don't all look alikeExcept Coco, Onward, Soul, Luca, Turning Red, and Elio all have the same design features.
>>221964835Hello jeet nigger saar
>>221975399Can I keep this image?
>>221986842>Except Coco, Onward, Soul, Luca,Accurate. Which is exactly WHY they were trying to diversify, in addition to every film costing 200+ million for less return>Turning Red, and ElioInaccurate. Especially for Turning Red, which had a far more cartoony and exaggerated art style than than other offerings, with more saturated colors. Those are the fruits of them trying more varied looks. Now, you might not like how those films look, I certainly didn't, but that is the intent. I think Hoppers worked much better than Turning Red, which went for wacky and wound up at obnoxious. Hoppers landed much better for me.
>>221984960>I'm in your house
>>221984960>I'm waiting at Dorsia, where the heck are you?
>>221986933yes
>>221986505This movie isn't *as* Grubhub as previous ones like Elio and Turning Red, and as others pointed out, half the movie is all about animals, so it didn't really bother me.
>>221985617Maybe don’t base your opinions on low quality /tv/ webms with no sound?
>>221961699Nipple spotted
>>221987324Hoppers has a genuinely funny script and it’s well cast. It’s definitely not top tier Pixar, but it’s a solid 7/10. Certainly far better than Turning Red, Elio and Elemental.
https://youtu.be/oYIauJCHlKgIt's shit.
>>221987530The fact that you apparently watched this entire hour long video is insanely pathetic.
>>221987580You have no idea how far some posters will go to justifying not actually watching movies. They'll spend more time than a film even lasts trying to find reasons to not watch one.
>>221987611t. top mod of >>>/r/criticaldrinker
>>221987641...what?
>>221987611I've never understood this. If a movie doesn't interest me, I simply don't watch it. And I don't go around gloating about not watching it, or actively try to start fights with those who do. That's genuinely psychotic behavior.
>>221961699Checked
>>221987294Thanks friend
>>221986973I thoroughly enjoyed Turning Red for the style alone. Story is pretty decent. For what it was about it was surprisingly un-woke. Toronto is just that diverse IRL and has been for decades. Plus the story wasn't about anything retarded like racism anyway, it's just about balancing family expectations vs. friends which EVERY teenager goes through unless you're some weird, friendless loser. And we all know there aren't a lot of those on this website.
>>221988234>For what it was about it was surprisingly un-woke.Imagine still obsessing over this in the year 2026.
>>221988234It just felt extremely standard as a story, but presented like the director thought it was very unique and insightful.
Turning Red was weird.
>>221964144This is seems like a very targeted thread just for me
>>221961957Well congratulations, you got yourself handcuffed in the back of my limo
>>221988776>What's the the next step of your master plan?>Getting onto the mayor's ticket...with no protection!
>>221985926but to give the impression of a child not to give the impression of a white adult woman.
>>221986858>Hello jeet nigger saar
>>221988634>Status: Married
>>221964144Everyone getting mad at you would have no defence if you posted the university pic
>>221990454No one is mad at him. They're pointing out he clearly just invented an imaginary movie.
>>221990282hurm
>>221990282PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
>>221969031Yes but you've already done that, it's time for a new frontier.
Sign my petition?
>>221962379What the hell did they mean by that eyebrow raise?
>>221989227>trashrunnerYeah of course beaners shilled that hideous tranime like their life depends on it only because it had latinx mc
