dumb and dumber editionprev >>221959501
poppa bear?
SEXO LIL MONKE
>>221966252Butcher's Ball incel chud criston cole is killed by black aly, a strong woman. no epic 3v1, he just gets arrowed down at the start of the episode
Bend the knee to the true kings of Westeros
>>221966282>Black AlyM'lady Sabitha's future wife
So what is gonna be? Streets are saying Condal is very proud of this change as a stroke of genius that Martin couldnt think off
>>221966336see above >>221966282
Fuck this fanfiction tranny gay show
>>221966362Fuck the queen
>>221966387Fuck the queens
Finally next week we will see ser Arrion Baratheon "The Sneaking Storm", Westeros greatest assassinWhat are your expectations over this new Condal OC, his answer to Ira Parker's Lyonel Baratheon?
>>221966411>new Baratheon OCI bet he'll be SHIT, and wont hold a candle to Lyonel or any of the REAL BVLLratheons.
>>221966387Fuck targs
I miss little niggas like that unnamed dude in S1 GoT whose only screentime was delivering summons to Ned. Compared to now where major characters can just instantly dialogue whenever needs be, making the Red Keep feel like a set rather than a giant fuckoff castle.
>>221966425This guy looks like such a faggot.
>>221966419>Dynasty ends in cucking and now a bunch of Lannistoid bastards are walking around with their names>"BVLLratheons"
Would 3 dragons be enough to achieve any level of power in the modern world? What is the latest year you could conquer a continent with 3 dragons?
Are we getting any other gay men in HOTD? Or was it just Laenor?
>>221966474Dragons would be missile baitYou couldn't do shit with them without being turn to red paste
>>221966474A cannon probably kills any of them so not as late as you probably expect
What was that about needing to see the moon? Why is Helaena acting like a goth teen?
>>221966362>kamalaverseuh oh. chud bros
>>221966524that's super hot
>>221966507I think it was just an excuse for the writers to have Alicent mention the window.
I'm gonna say it... I like the Targs...also, Aerion his entire dynasty because he was too afraid to face a hedge knight 1 on 1.
>>221966362I could probably go onto AO3 and find better fanfics than this stupid show.
Rank the GOT women with me. Just use this https://tiermaker.com/create/game-of-thrones-characters-18318200 and discard all the men. Unless you want to put them in there I guessI used this for my HOTD ranking: https://tiermaker.com/create/hotd-characters--17388962
>>221966599Where is Arya?
>>221966599easy game, easy win
>>221966599
>>221966726Are you ranking by looks or by character in general?If it's by looks, Brienne in S is, no offense to her actress, ballsy Picrel is the exception.
>>221966726Catelyn is the ideal wifeAnd bad poosay is the hottestDany is peak hot too but she's mentally ill and extremely ran through. Too ambitious to be top tier
>>221966599done
is criston cole a simp or an incel?
>Aerion threatened to castrate Egg so he could have a sister to marrytargSHITTERs are DEMONIC
>>221966832both
>>221966411Looks pathetic
>>221966252This show sucks as bad as the Odyssey, I was sitting there watching the two black Valerians walk along, the male in his stupid plastic breastplate or something, both just talking drivel, then the horses with their plastic armour, it just gets a bit much, the show is all filler scenes with actors walking about in the scrub, I think I'm done with it.
>Are you proud of me... mother?
>>221966726myrcella in her last episodes is the prettiest female in all of gotgoblinoids; arya, mormont thing and the others we need not mention
>>221966599OP here.I also wish Roslin Frey was in the list. S tier, not sure where I'd place her but top 5.
>>221966832Simp, since he has sex he doesn't qualify as incel
>>221966832>Took prime monke's maidenhood>Fucked elite MILF Alicent>Only man to have fucked both of them>"Incel"Words no longer have meaning
>>221966599Shireen is a pity rating. It just breaks my heart that she has to die.
>>221966883>"By the Seven this can't be happening!" Prince Jacaerys thought. "I'm in charge here!"
Ormund is so hot
>>221966252how did she go from cute smol nose to roman nose??
>>221966932The DENNIS method for dealing with Targ shits
>>221966487Daeron and Ormund are right there bro
>>221966902how do you even make a list like this without the frey girl and ramsay's whore? wtf are you doing
>>221966282sadly the entire show sucks except for the dragon effects and bits and pieces here and there.this is so bad they should all the thrown in kaiadas
>>221966983and the captains daughter
>>221966467only in behind the scenes interviews
>>221966983They weren't options and I'm too lazy to add them myself. A and S.
how come not a single person has attempted to rape Nyra's nose
bruh I don't know who I hate more. the showrunners or the normgroids who eat up their shit
>>221967056these are the people the show is written for
>>221966593Targods make the inferiors seethe
>>221967067I must stop going on twitter after this
>>221966474Depends on the continent But the answer is probably around 1600
>>221966763Character, if I went by actress it would be a completely different ranking as some of them are way better looking outside of the show like the waif. Brienne's actress looks very decent in some of the red carpet stuff I've seen posted here during the /got/ era. The ranking was for best women though, so hotness is just a factor >>221966802Yeah I included Cat because of how ride-or-die she is and despite her recklessness. Also Michelle Fairley is beautiful imo, her younger pics are great.>>221966885I watched a bit of Servant when it started just because I saw she was the protag
>>221967056>>221967067aryafags are pur shit
>>221967048>no doreah>no irri>no shaeseriously wtf are you doing
>>221967095I mean they were still using muskets and shit by the 1800s
>>221966983Myranda is cute but her looks are not S tier, however she is highly elevated by her derangements.
>>221966832He's the King's Hand, you whelp.
>>221966902Every time i make a list ranking women, im reminded just how much i love darker features.
>>221966892oh, i forgot she was this pretty>>221966902kek, wtf is Shireen doing up there? Is this a fetish thing?
So is it right to assume Baelor died because he was wearing his son's armor, which was probably small for him?
>>221967056>>221967067>>221967091having cats in the keep would fill everything with cat hair and cat shit EVERWHERE IMAGINABLE and would make the place unlivable within a very small amount of time
>>221967130It's more a matter of quantity than quality.In the 1600's onwards you started to have cannons becoming mass produced for battlefield purposes, instead of just being a glorified trebuchet to lob stones at walls.Hitting a dragon with a single cannon would be hard even with WW1 tech, but a large mass of cannons could do it.
>>221967206assume a dragon is a ww1 aircraft and you are trying to hit it with medieval etc siege weapons, you cannot even with early cannons
>>221966599OP again, here are my top picks for HOTD. Alicent has a separate category because she awakens some sort of lust in me despite finding her less beautiful than my top 5 (except for maybe Daemon's ex-wife)
>>221967235Have you seen the meme that anon made of alicent. She's b tier/c tier now
>>221966599I like mountain sluts
Will the next episode have rape?
>>221966832>is criston cole a simp or an incel?degenerate multiple oathbreaker and traitor (its high treason) and some other stuff
>>221967052I had the opportunity to date a girl with this nose in college and flubbed it, am reminded of it everytime I watch this show...
>>221967249this
>>221967254Ormund's gonna tear up that daerussy
Wait, did anyone on Aerion's trial team die? Or was it just the 2 Humfrey's and Breakspear?
>>221967244The one where she doesn't have a hairline or chin? Doesn't matter. I always imagine them at their prime.
>>221966410I think they are pretty cool with those objects in their hands.
>>221967293Nobody, no. Most of them were prancing at Bee-Man's funeral.I think in the books the third kingsguard's had both legs broken but recovered.
>>221967307idgi
>>221967206i'm not a historyfag at all, would cannons be able to shoot that high? I never got why dragons had to drop so low when the range of their flames is stupidly long in the show, also do they ever adress the possibility of putting some rigging on the dragon so you can attach barrels filled with whatever you want in them? In an ideal world dragons like Vhagar would be flying fortresses bristling with equipment and soldiers but iirc the dragons don't let non-Targaryen mount up typically, I can only remember that one time when Dany rescues the beyond the wall raiding party.
>>221967307Seeing top right always reminds me of this guy.
I can’t wait to see Aegon burn her to death then he gets poisoned to death and this shit show can finally end
>>221966599List isnt really in hotness order but how seriously i would consider them/what i think they'd be great at
>>221967052Cosmetic nosejobs should be outlawed as mutilation. Imagine having this and deciding to turn it into that
>>221966252Why AI for the Emma Darcy picture? She doesn’t need it. She’s not Milly Alcock but Emma doesn’t need AI.
>>221967067That's lame but you watch anime dude. You're no better.
>>221966599>https://tiermaker.com/create/game-of-thrones-characters-18318200Behold: Actual good tastes.
>>221967320Damn so Dunk got lucky as fuck he beat Aerion when he did and got him to call off the accusations.
>>221967052I have this nose and I hate it...
>>221966282kek what a kwab
>>221967356Jeyne is probably a nightmare wife (even if you're a woman) but I could see her being the right match for some people and having ever-lasting love.As for Daemon's wife, he couldn't handle all that.
>>221966832He’s an oathbreaker
>>221967369Both are AI upscaled
Wait wtf the Jeyne Arryn actress is Mother from Raised by Wolves? I suck at recognizing these people in different wigs and makeup
>>221967356Rhea looks like what a centaur woman's top half should be
>>221966252>serenely beautiful as rhaenyra>repulsive tranny freak in real lifeIt really boggles the mind.
>>221967384At that time the standing combatants were:>the gigachad Robyn Rhysling>Raymun Fossoway>Maekar vs Lyonel and BaelorEveryone else was knocked out
>>221967201Maids are cleaning constantly and you can train cats to piss and shit in specific places, anon.
>>221967451Women that were molested quite often do this unfortunately.It's a defense mechanism. "If I do this to myself next time they won't be attracted to me and leave me alone
>>221967451why the FUCK are there so many BTS shots of actors sleeping in their costumes? It can not take that long between takes
Objective list, all those who deny it are my foes
>>221967458I've seen a few posters include Meera in their top picks. Why? I find her very plain looking. A bit cute, I guess.At least with Brienne I assume you guys are into big women or just think she's a good character, which she is.
>they really cut "I'll have no songs about how brave you died, kingmaker"After explicitly setting up singing songs for himlol
>>221967451>carries every daemon scene in season twoI miss him bros
>>221967510This is a better tiermaker list. Link it.Also adult Lyanna was pretty cute, A tier for me but not S. Lollys had her naive charms...
>>221967483>Women that were whores quite often do this unfortunately.Agreed.>>221967486Comfy innit.>>221967534Harrenhal arc filtered millions.
>>221967342Realistically flames don't have a very long range, the Dragon theoretically could remain at an high enough altitude the cannonfire could not reach it, but the Dragon wouldn't reach the soldiers below either.Yes, they could mount the dragon with barrels or some other type of weapons but we are making a comparison based on neither side expecting this fight, otherwise I'm certain both sides would be innovating to counter eachother
He comes....
>>221967546Found the rapist kike.
>>221967510Now do the boys
>>221967486>It can not take that long between takesYou've never been on a set, haven't you?
>>221967567
>>221967516because she's the perfect woman and i wish i could save her in some sort of time machine
>>221967486That's a sign of bad organisation and planning.If I had to guess, the actors are told "you have a scene Friday" but not told when exactly (because even they have no idea), so the actors come in the early morning and wait until they are called.
>>221966832He's been simping for Alicent for decades, and before that he was simping for Rhaenyra
>>221967587even if it takes hours just play with your phone or smth, I refuse to believe it takes that long you get so tired you fall asleep in a fucking chair in broad daylight
>>221967467so the three kingsguard all got KO'd and Maekar was basically alone?Maekar seems like a chad
Milly looked so hot in HOTD
>>221967625The Anvil is not to be fucked with
>>221967354>see you when the Blackfyre Rebellion show will be released, anon
>>221967619it's all the drugs
>>221967516I honestly have no idea, I was around 16 when I first saw her character on the show and it just stuck. I do agree she's rather plain looking but there's something there. She's also the leader and only fully competent member of their little group (in the books) so I think that helped.
>>221967548fair that's good point.
>>221966252But Milly she monke
>>221967722Seems reasonable. I think this might be why a lot of people seem to find Arya attractive, they probably grew up watching the show or something. I read the books at 12 but didn't watch the show until much later and I think she's quite unattractive.
>>221966252They both make my brown cock hard
>>221967791based and same
>yfw they literally had a gay-ass bad-ass girlboss ready to go and canonical and they decided to nope out on some lame-ass fan-fiction
>>221966282>he has the Constantine XI Palaiologos fateI kneel
>>221967619oh yeah, you've never been on a set
>>221967907>they turn her into an old and ugly lady instead
>>221967980I'd fuck that tasty Frey GMILF ngl
>>221966877The costumes/armor is actually one of the only good things about this show, other being castles and shooting locations. Those are actually quite nice. The cast, plot and dialogue is the thing that makes this insufferable.
>>221967056can't have greens doing anything good.
>>221967056>>221967067HotD is made by and for Tumblr.
>>221966282>>221966336>>221966411Oh we're well off the rails now
>>221967056>>221967067>>221967091Wtf it's not even her cats in the show, it's Corlys' Bastard's idea
>>221966282Who's this Black Aly person? Was she even introduced in the show? Has anyone even referenced her by name?
>>221967056>>221967067>>221967091Haha yeah can you imagine people having fun and sharing that with others on the internet?
>>221966252>Hey guys, remember the boring sons of the harpy plot that lasted forever in GoT? Let's do it again.
>>221968206>"people"
>>221966599My very objective take. Also highlights how awful the hotd cast is
>>221966507>>221966543It's an excuse to mention the window, but HOTD is also writing Helaena as vaguely neurodivergent and having dragon dreams, so>my autism demands moon accessand>my magical intuition is telling me I need moon accessare the in-universe justifications (so that Alicent can then mention the window).
hugh.. hugh cock hahahaha hugh cock
>>221968339>my autism demands moon accesskek.Why does she need moon access anyway?
>>221968173
>>221968302>Nell Tiger Free on topBased. It's a shame she's only in the show for all of 5 minutes.
>>221968206read the book showfag
>>221967510Now the objective list for HotD>>221967539https://tiermaker.com/create/women-in-game-of-thrones--17399230?downloadedImage=true
>>221966282>deliberately reference the line in this episode by having him mention people telling tales of him>don't do itI don't know why they wouldn't include it but I can see them avoiding it kek
>>221968481Yes, Shapero is a Jewish surname. It is a variant of the much more common surname Shapiro, which is of Ashkenazi Jewish origin.
>>221968588the wife of the hammer is in an abyss below the chart and so are the nigger-goblins
>>221968472we're circling back to >so Alicent can mention the windowAlso dragons come from the moon, which is an eggIt is known
>>221967554No, no, no!
>>221967907Very cringeLooks like an OC from tumblr
>>221967430das rite
>>221966596What's the best Rhaenicent fanfic on AO3?
why isn't there a dunk/gwin fanfic on ao3?
>>221967430>>221968915is that a good show? I love sci-fi but I have no trust in the media industry
>>221968481So no, no one actually knows, in the show, who that is throughout half the season thus far.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
POPPA BEAR!
>>221968915is this a real scan of her body or just random model?
>>221969024First season is pretty much uniformly liked, second season is more controversial
>>221966282>gets girl power moment and stark wank at the same timeholy based!
>>221969110Pretty sure Cole getting pincushioned by Archers and Black Alys is canon to the book
>>221969049I want to see the feet
>>221966283This scene was them parodying the audience that has trouble keeping track of things while the show is running in the background more self fellation
>>221969182
>>221966362she's about to be raped in the dark room
why does Mysaria always act like she's the closest confidant to Rhaenyra? funnily enough, even Don Fogler is more useful than her
>>221967486anon, most of these pics are staged...
BROTHEL QUEENS
>>221969228
>>221969263I'm still amazed how the game sold rape fantasy to teenage girls
What a dull, uninspired show this is
>>221968939the one where they both have futa cocks
>>221967052they're not into jewish hunter schafer types
>>221969349>I'm still amazed how the game sold rape fantasy to teenage girlsBecause it's the most common sexual fantasy for women.
>>221969268Why do we hate Mysaria again ?
>>221969049Dorne is utterly based
So why can’t Alicent just walk back the way they came, wait until morning and just start shouting for the guards/maids?
>>221969336don't fall for it, anonthe dornish are our enemy!
>>221969562Because getting caught sneaking out will make >>221969330 happen.
>>221969562I believe she said the door closed behind them and they can't get back. Don't know why she didn't use a doorstop though.
>>221966252i miss monke
>>221966469>When anyone asks, you tell them paternity testing came to Craster’s Keep. You tell them that the True-born remember.
>>221969591Plus bug bitch dropped their lantern, so now they're trapped in the dark
>>221966929KEK
>>221967554Fucking based.
>>221969649Trapped in the dark with us yes-yes!
>>221968517This movie had me painfully erect at the theater.
>>221969028it's the woman with the black facepaint around her eyes, seen singing with the men in daemon's camp in s3e2 when daemon receives the news of jace's death
>>221969263what game?
>>221969711>in the show
>>221966932His gay actor needs to keep his gay lisp under better control.
>>221969717
>>221968588The girl Aegon raped + Lollys... you have a type.
y'all niggas just ranking the women you want to be, not fuck
>>221966297Why exactly did the creators of What Would You Have Me Do?: A lesbianist telenovela turn the cool lesbian baddie into a corner store auntie?
>>221967486It takes them years and years to film a handful of episodes of their horrid little show.The actors are in hibernation on set for months.
>>221966474you could have tons of Saint George Dragonslayers seeking them 24/7 to kill them as a sacred goal of their life."Saint George (Agios Georgios) was a Cappadocian Greek of the 3rd century."you could have armies hunting them down
>>221969591Yes I know the door is closed, hence why I said they can shout you fucking moron
prime Sansa was something
>>221969591>Don't know why she didn't use a doorstop though.this concept and tech is too far away from the showrunners
Men are bad.Friendly reminder men are responsible for every bad thing to happen in this universe.Disinherit all men. Only women should rule.
>>221969591so the secret passage was a suicide corridor/booth? that had it exist sealed later to make death even more certain.this is pretty stupid assume the cats know another way out
It's amazimg how they've derailed the story so completely that even someone already familiar with the Dance has no idea what's going to happen. With this dogshit pacing I'm absolutely certain that anything past Rhaenyra dying will be an afterthought, despite how much of the war happens by that point.
>>221970143Not that the story couldn't have been improved with some changes, especially wrt how OP the riverlands are in this one single instance in history. The entire Lannister and Baratheon hosts defeated, with their overlords killed, in one battle each. Meanwhile Aemond is seemingly only burning irrelevant villages and nothing whatsoever else.
>>221970143Why do you hate Orriax 'the edge of the storm' Baratheon, bro?
>>221966282RedTeamReview is such a retarded faggot. He says an episode is completely unexceptional, that he finds himself looking at the runtime wondering how much of it's still left, how it changes things from the source material for the worse for no reason, how the dialogue is wooden ... and then gives it an IGN 8/10. I guess he's waiting for the bandwagon to turn once the season ends and it's clear it was another season of character assasinations and wasting time? I don't think the scores he gave to Dunk and Egg were any higher (not that there's too much room with there only being two fucking points from the ceiling) and the worst thing that that show does is making Lyonel kinda maybe gay. With this rating system he'd probably have to rate early GoT like 15/10 per episode.
>>221970238I don't see any point in adding more Baratheon jobbers. And they won't change Borros' retarded fate because he's a mysogynist or whatever (because he didn't have undying loyalty to his cousin who was loyal to Rhaenyra or something)
>>221967360Roman nose to nigger nose
>>221969228grim
>>221968692I mean they also make him say he's the greatest warrior but they literally never have him fight anything
>>221970385>say he's the greatest warriorthe actor and his scenes and the way he moves and sadly EVERYTHING scream this is an average jackass with lame armor his mom bought him at walmarteven the way the actor walks and stands shows someone that is utterly unathletic and an utter butterman
>>221967360both are ugly if you ask me
>>221967458>he unsheathed ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands.>her skin was white as milk glass, alive with light.