Gandalf the Gay
I love RoP shills. they are so innocent and unobnoxious compared to other shills. One time I met this shill who was so uneducated it thought LoTR was written in the 1880s
>>221970818>>221970852GET FUCKING AGGRESSIVE LATE STAGE TERMINAL CANCER AND DIE ALONG WITH YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE AND ANYONE THAT HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH YOU
>>221970818>hat isn't big enoughIt's like they are disappointing fans, what's left of them, on purpose
Season 3?
>>221970818Gandalf doesn't even come to ME until the Third AgeIsn't this show all about the Second Age?
>>221970931only opened the thread to point this out, well done anon
>>221970852I appreciate your ability to recognize and value innocence in the world :)
>>221970931>>221971007>MAYBE IF WE TWIST AND DESTROY THE LORE BEHIND THIS FRANCHISE THAN MAYBE THE FANS WILL SHOW UP FOR THIS ICONIC CHARACTER
>>221970884proper meltie lmao
>>221971058I wish someone would have guarded the pre-existing lore....
>>221970818That's nice, I'm still not watching it.
>>221970818>bearded man in a hatsure is!
>>221970931lmao who fucking careshis name is GrandElf now and he arrived in the second age to help the black hobbits escape the evil desert wizard mohammedits a good show and I will continue watching it
>>221971213BASED!!!
>>221970818RoP gave us this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ so they can have their way with the corpse of Middle-Earth as much as they want to, it's all worth it
>>221970931I don't know who it's for at this point, but it's certainly not for people who would know that
>221971334Nobody will ever watch your failed meme, chud.Go on, do your usual samefagging where you respond to yourself going "Came here for this!!"
>>221970931>Isn't this show all about the Second Age?They crammed everything into a single year.
>>221971367kys
>>221970818asmongold?
>>221970818Messi is Gandalf?!
>>221971381So did Jackson and none of y'all complained
>>221970818Wasn't Gandalf only the name the Men of Arnor (a kingdom after the setting of RoP) gave him? The elves called him Mithrandir
>>221970931>>221970818And he was never young. They take the form of old men.
even if it did look cool im not going to watch 2 seasons of crap to get to it
i think the show is okay. s2 was a lot better than s1.
>>221973296No, you don't, and no, it wasn't.Kill yourself.
>>221970818actually gandalf means grand elf
>>221970818I actually like this actor as Gandalf so far although he hasnt had a chance to do much yet
>>221970818I havent watched any seasons but im sure as hell not watching them butcher Gandalf
>>221973586Nta but I agree with his post
>>221973586it's also better than the hobbit movies
>>221971908NERD!
>>221970818Gandalf the Rape
>>221970887Will this season answer the question “How did Gandalf get his hat”? We’ve been dying to know.
>>221970818>Yes, Gandalf came to Middle-earth in the Third Age. He was one of the five Istari sent by the Valar to help the peoples of Middle-earth combat the threat of Sauron.
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>>221971157Tfw Serena is a woke dyke now
>>221970818
>>221975805this is performative rich girl 101. She's still a babe, and I guarantee you she doesn't give a fuck about any of that
>>221975805they support whatever get them praise and attention, like children. any man who beats a woman should be charged with child abuse.
how come they didnt make him black? is t it because wizards are jews?
>>221975805>hairy pitsToo tryhard performative. Would get a praise from me otherwise.
>>221976585that would be the dwarves
>>221970818I'm sure you meant Grand Elf.>>221970931They don't care, last Season they decided Durin's Bane would wake up shortly before the Rings were forged.The best part ? When the Balrog killed Durin, his secret other son came trying to claim the crown.Suddenly, no one cares about the giant fiery demon that haunts the fucking place
>>221971813Jackson's movie are about 9h long in total. And they don't spread over 1500 years of in-universe story, shill.
>>221976547>should be charged with child abuse.
>>221975805I can't believe we've arrived at a point where tribal tattoos at your waistline, tramp stamps and shitty early 2000's point and shoot digital cameras are in.Stomp/clap/hey and Swag party rockin' will be back in style in about two years time at this rate.
>>221970818>young gandalfcringe. They arrive into middle earth as old men and have always taken the form of old men
>>221970931Amazon did an old fashioned time compression
>>221976925big miss. they should have arrived to middle earth in the form of super hot babes, marry into the local nobility and then spawn a lineage of superhumans to fight Sauron. That's literally what Melian did inadvertently and Aragorn is descended from her.
>>221971157>>221975805I be rememember a time when posting her even as a reaction pic was an instant 3 day. I’m glad janny chilled out.
>>221970818It needs the pipe
>>221970818Looks like a casting from a porn parody.
>>221977276No it doesnt
>>221977340Kinda does.
>>221970823Gandalf the Crust Buster
>>221970931True.
>>221971813Nigga, Frodo's journey in Lord of the Rings from Shire to Mount Doom takes like 6 months.
Do any of the black hobbits rage twerk??
>>221970931So the guy who was able to come back to life because it wasn’t his time to die or some retarded shit is acceptable but him being alive a little earlier is unacceptable?
>>221970823they made the meme real
>>221970931Lmao if you think ROP viewers care about the lore
>>221970818I'm in this for Charlie Vickers aura farming the entire season, simple as
>>221977897The whole point was the Valar sent the Istari only when there were rumors of Sauron returning again around T.A 1000The Istari arriving before Saurons first defeat at the end of the SA makes no sense since his return is what started their mission in the first place
>>221978607Shut up chud. It's a fantasy show, not real history.
>>221978607I’m not a virgin so I have no clue what any of that gay shit means
>>221978693>>221978793Based Bezos cum guzzlers
>221975781>749 results found.STILL NOT A SINGLE (you)AHAHAHAHAHA
>>221970823kek
>>221970931>Gandalf doesn't even come to ME
>>221979076Same number of people who have reposted your oc troonbro, looking forward to your usual tantrums when nobody watches season 3 either
>>221970931A wizard did it.
>>221970931Not everything is about YOU, ok?
>>221979217Everybody will watch, including you sweatie. You'll probably hit 1000 posts of your forced meme (without a single (you), of course) and I will be there to point and laugh
>>221977897There's an established lore. Him being active in ME during the SA contradicts that lore. tl;dr: yer a faget.
>>221979320>headcanon copeI will be here to laugh at you and the webms as usual and you will do nothing but cry about it, troon.
>>221979320Proof that everybody watched?
>>221977897He's not 'a guy', he's basically an angel.
>>221979460BASICALLY A HECKIN' DEMIGOD ACCORDING TO THE LORE!!
>>221979369>There's an established lore. Him being active in ME during the SA contradicts that lore.
>>221979576kek
shill spam thread
>>221970823lol
>>221979320But nobody watched season one or two
>>221980445yes, chud. millions and millions did. including you
>>221980548I didn't though, you're just coping about what a failure it's been
>>221981222those people don't exist
so the show that started mid, went full stupid then did a second series that went even more stupidis getting a third attemptto see how stupid they can get.i like Tolkien, which is why i think ROP is a total waste of time and potential that will vanish into history harder than game of thrones.
>>221981222i dont want to watch not bad i want to watch good to excellent
>>221982022RoP is a clear jewish psyop against white monarchism
>>221970818>Asmongold? Yes, that's what they used to call me
>>221970931CHUD STOP WHITEMANSPLAINING THINGS TO POC FOLX OK
>>221977897because God brought him back to life as part of the storyhim showing up 1000 years before he's suppose to is a problem
>>221970818stop deadnaming Grandelf
>>221970931>he thinks the writers of this show read the books
>>221970931>a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to
>>221970887It gets bigger as he levels it up. Lot of grinding involved.
>>221984206Heh
>>221973615I do, too. I just wish he was in a better show.
>>221975781Lmao
>>221979101>Halt, mine Dúnedain descendant.
>>221971213>evil desert wizard mohammedOh yeah I forgot Ciaran Hinds was in this
>>221984491What in seven hells is that
>>221984527It's not-Saruman.
>>221979553No, guys like Aragorn and Elrond are the demigods. All the Elves are angelic beings of varying ranks, and Gandalf, Sauron, Saruman, and even Radagast are all of a higher order. Galadriel is almost on that same level, as her mother was. Maiar like Gandalf. Every single one of those type, including the Elves, are immortal spirits clothed in material forms. Some of them choose to reincarnate in Middle Earth, others stay in the Undying Lands, and some like Gandalf are specifically tasked with returning.
>>221971075He’s doing what he can, bro. It’s not like he’s some kind of Superman.
>>221971213>its a good show and I will continue watching it
>>221984724Nephilim would probably be a more accurate parallel. Elrond and his brother Elros both had human ancestry and were given a choice. Elrond chose to be an angel, Elros a nephilim.
>>221984832It's unironically better than the Hobbit tho
I'd rather watch this SHITE than house of the faggon
>>221977945>ROP viewersThere are dozens of them!
>>221984882>It's unironically better than the Hobbit tho
>>221985113Kek
>>221970884Hatred will literally eat you alive in the end. Repent.
>>221985731Hatred? Yes. Anger? Rage? They’re the only things that keep me alive.
>>221970931Galadriel fights with a sword when she's got insane magical powers.
>>221985927Which I find soooooo fucking stupid. I’d imagine she could just speak the light of the sun into that room and turn that thing to stone. That’s the level of power she has.
>>221985731I'll shove your head up your boyfriend's ass so you can lick his tumors
