I don't get the hype.
hahaha spiderman go twhiiiip
Theres hype? I saw a trailer that looked like it was written by AI
>>221976546Hype?
>>221976546Spider-Man
>>221976546>Zendaya still front and centerI'm tired, boss.
>>221976546I wanna fuck Zendaya
>>221976546spiderman fans are rabid creatures
>>221976855>>221976883It's tracking for the 2nd biggest opening weekend of all time
>>221977199nope
>>221977254You can literally see the proof yourself retard.
>>221977199How the fuck is that even possible? Normies love spider man that much?
>>221977199>gambling marketsThe guys that play predection markets are biased towards capeshit. Polymarket is rigged anyways
>>221977430Spider-man isn't just the number #1 superhero, he's the number 1, 2 and 3 superhero, that's how big the gap is between him and Batman.
>>221976546Anyone else wonder how much money is spent paying city workers to clean Spidey's spooge-webs off the walls of all those buildings?
>>221977199Zoomies are so brainrotted they think polymarket is a valid argument.
>>221977473A reliable box office tracker says 250m+ is very likely at this point, that's probably where the polymarket gamblers are getting their info from
>>221977535They dissolve after a few hours, casual
>zendaya
>>221976546It’s Spider Man. Only thing pretty much box office bullet proof and guaranteed to make a ton even if it’s mid or total ass like make Holland terrible SM movies are
>>221976546Of all the Marvel slop the Spider-Man movies were at least consistently decent
>>221976546I was hyped for five seconds because this was supposed to be a fresh start for spiderman and he would be fucking spiderman not ironlad and we've shed Muttdeya and that other fat fuck. Except no, there's gonna be endless cameos and it's gonna be about getting muttdeya to remember him. Ffs
>>221977694>Tom Holland and Zendayaslop>decentIt's shite anon
>>221977535they dissolve after a few hours
>>221976546What hype
>>221977611>>221977746>substance that is strong enough to stop a speeding train dissolves into nothing in mere hoursCapekiddies think with their thumbs.
>>221977146we just call them south americans
>>221977694every tom holland spidey has been generic as fuck and this new one looks even more generic, they couldn't even commit to having no zendaya and the fat asian fuck
>>221977761They literally explain that's how it works. You can say it's unrealistic but you can't sperg out and pretend there's no explanation like a retarded faggot
>>221976546Spider-Man is my favorite hero, and I seriously don't give a fuck about none consequential Spider-Boy.Perfect setup for soft reboot, and we're back to MJ and Ned. FUCKING WHYYY!
>>221977821>Perfect setup for soft reboot, and we're back to MJ and Ned.>FUCKING WHYYY!Probably some fucking marketing focus group.
>>221977787Did you have a stroke while writing that? Speaking of explanations, I'd love one that details how you came to get so fucking mad over a joke LMAOCapeshitters are so autistic it's unreal.
>>221977769>the fat asian fuckHonestly that was always the biggest dealbreaker for me. Replacing a redhead with another darkie, and not even an attractive one is par for the course, but Peter having an entire friend group of self-insert losers who all know he's Spider-Man?
>>221977637thisbut not because I'm racist (like most anons). I just think she's a charisma void
>>221976546I am tired of Tom holland and Zendaya
>>221976595how do I shot web?
>>221977430
>>221976546Spiderman
>>221978391respect the hyphen
>>221977769that's why I said "decent" not "great. They are solid movies while the rest of the MCU has been fucking garbage.
>>221977519>Spider-man isn't just the number #1 superhero, he's the number 1, 2 and 3 superhero, that's how big the gap is between him and Batman.Delusional lmao batman outsells spidey any time of the week lmao
>>221976546>IM STUFF
>>221976546Spider-Man triggers a special kind of autism. That and MLP are the only western cartoons that inspire comparable sperging to anime
It looks more visually interesting than the last three films at least, and it has Spider-Man doing Spider-Man stuff.
>>221976546is that motherfucking zendaya?
>>221976546I lost interest after the last trailer, its just a zendaya film
>>221978534Miles Morales in the comics is literally a shonen protagonist that collects powerups and asspulls.
>>221976546Im tired of Zendaya’s ugly fucking faceShe should have been a WHITE redhead this whole time
>>221976546No one does
>>221979176Fuck you.
>>221977100Come on, Tom, you don’t have to pretend here
>>221979176Kinda feel bad for MJ as a character. With every new Spider Man it’s getting worse and worse for her
>>221979327She's a non-powered canonically-attractive love interest in a capeshit IP. Basically, modern creators don't know what to do with her.
>>221979204Mutt stare
>>221976546Why is he so close to me? Back up!
what hype? not even normies talk about it. Holland Spiderman is fucking dead and people are sick of him.
>>221976595that sound effect is reddit personified
>>221978444No, he’s right. Spidey makes over double the money Batman does. It’s genuinely kinda insane how much he makes compared to the next most profitable heroes. Spider-Man is basically the Michael Jackson of superheroes.
>>221980303Michael Jackson actually wanted to play him at some point
>>221977605>twitter says>polymarket says
I feel like there's been a spider-man movie coming out every year for the past two decades when the last one I saw was probably spider-man 2. Do they all have continuity? Like are they all connected or just isolated one-offs?
>>221979204Why cant she look like that in the movies instead of like this???
>>221978371rub benis
>>221981051Tobey has 3 in its own continuity, Andrew has 2 in its own continuity, and Tom has 4 in its own continuity.
There is noneWhiny-man has had his best time. Time to recast, reboot, etc.
>>221981497why worst spider get more movies???
>>221976546why is spiderman watching dune?
>>221978371how indeed
>>221979204>>221981063They both look equally shitty, anon
>>221981063>She's not Mary Jane>She's... uh... Michelle JohnsonWhy are Sony such disengenuine assholes?
>>221981734Naw. She's cute, but not really a good fit for Mary Jane even with red hair.
>>221981653Because he’s not Spider Man. He’s Iron Man’s bitch boy, Dr Strange’s bitch boy, bitch boy of other (better) Spider Men, and now he’s apparently Hulk’s and Punisher’s bitch boy
>>221981784erm her last name is jones actually
>>221979327>>She's not Mary Jane>>She's... uh... Michelle JohnsonWhy are Sony such disengenuine assholes?
>>221976546You're older than 12 right? Yeah? Then you're good, Spider-Man isnt for you. If you're talking to someone excited for Spiderman its either a child or pedophile
>>221979204this is what you sound like lol
>>221977199>Superhero fatigue is re… - ACK!
>>221976546soulless marvel interracial couple slop with spiderman as a front, the movie
>>221982507but spider-man being in an interracial relationship isn't original to the mcu
>>221977519This has never been true.
>>221976546Me neither, the girl I’m dating already bought tickets to see it and I had to pretend I was excited for it.
>>221977761That's how it works in the comics. It was straight up inspired by splooge.
>>221976546NPC Normalfags (like Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans of Red Letter Media) just love Spider-Man and Tom Holland.You could have Spider-Man team up with Donald Trump to kill George Floyd and normgroids and the movie would still make a billion.
>>221976546You have to understand, Spider-Man is the most favorite hero of normies. He’s the biggest self-insert hero of all time.
>>221977535YOU. Go read more comics. It's Dwayne McDuffee relatively early in his career.
>>221981882Spider-Man Homecoming was produced in 2016 which was still kind of early woke era. They were a bit uneasy to raceswap such an important character so they renamed her just in case. If the movie had been made just a couple years later she would definitely have been called Mary Jane Watson.
>>221983978Sadly the MCU is turning them into some SHIELD like mutant task force.
>>221976546>worst parker>worst mj>stupid marvel quipsAm I having a bernstein bears memory or didn’t they do this “everyone forgot peter” storyline or something very similar already? And I expect marvel-reddit quips in these movies but the trailer for this one pushes it to the max. Every time I hear that “friendly neighbor” shit from mj at the end of the trailer which regularly plays before other movies at theaters, I want to walk out
>>221978043Same, there are actual black/mixed girls who are pretty, she is not and hollywood has apparently decided she is the new audrey hepburn or something
it's even more kid friendly than batman so it's not just couples or groups of friends. it's gonna be whole families. no way home didn't even get a china release and it's already tracking for $100+ million just from china OW. the avengers trailer bumped up presales for spidey too. it's expected to do big numbers. it would have to be Supergirl bad to not hit an easy $1.5 billy>>221984927Dr Strange went ahead with the memory wipe at the end of the last movie. So peter is just by himself with no one knowing his secret identity or even him but you can tell the movie will spend too much time on the "will he tell zendaya" bullshit when all anyone wants is spidey beating up bad guys.
>>221976546Yeah, I know but I will watch it with some friends.
>>221976595this but unironically
>>221976546Zoomers love anything to do with this twink and his brown gf Zendaya. They also love Backrooms and Obsession, as well as Fortnite. The future of cinema and entertainment is bleak...
>>221976546>I don't get the hype.Have you been asleep these past twenty years? Like it or not, Marvel is big, arguably the biggest movie IP in existence today. There's nothing to ''get'', anything this big will be pushed in every single way possible, it inevitably leads to enough people manifesting their enthusiasm for it online be it organic or bought that it builds up hype.That being said, all the Holland spidey movies are my least favourite of the 3 modern spideys, I'll just torrent it when it comes out to see how they handle one of the most hated storylines Spiderman has ever had.
>>221980377>denied Marvel buyout, no spidey role>too weird looking to keep his Blade cameo>delusionally thought he could play Professor XPoor Michael, you would think Marvel would have thrown him a bone since he was obviously a huge fan.
>>221978041isn't it just the fat guy who knows?
>>221977740zendaya is way bigger than Holland, you're delusional if you thought for a second they'd drop her from the franchise
>>221977916>I'm being a retard on purposenta, cringe
>>221981051more like once every two and half to three years (within each iteration, gaps between iterations). Each spidey has his own continuity but they joined them together for a crossover event in the latest one.You stopped at the best one, although I do still enjoy 3.
>>221978391 Why didn't andrew garfield's spiderman take off then?
>Tom Holland has a negative aura>Peter & MJ have no chemistry. How ironic>Bollywood CGI>random villains>works as a filler for Avengers I don't get how this franchise still has audiences. Not one thing in the trailer got me excited. They even hide Phoenix as if the average moviegoer knows/cares who she is
>>221978439No serious person actually thinks the spider-man trilogy of mediocrity is better than Captain America
>>221979572Sir that is an American Light Skin. A more recent Breed.
Meh. I read the leaks. The movie is mid. The only set piece that MIGHT be worth the price is the hulk fights. Its another Holland and Zendaya movie, literally. Thats all its about is him saving Zendaya from Jean Grey. I aint paying for another movie Zendaya is in. Fuck that shit. The only movie I will be seeing in the theater this year is Avengers Doomsday, and only because I was gifted a $25 fandango giftcard.
>>221976546They're writing Zendaya out of the MCU.
>>221978444>Delusional lmao batman outsells spidey any time of the week lmao
>>221985842Neither movie bombed especially overseas
>>221983895>You could have Spider-Man team up with Donald Trump to kill George Floyd and normgroids and the movie would still make a billion.You're acting like that wouldn't be an improvement
>>221978385>cars
>>221985933I mean current marvel movies, not the old stuff
>>221986025In terms of comics, he's right. Abs Batman is absolutely assraping ASM currently, even Wonder Woman is outselling him.
Somehow it looks better than Doomsday
