https://youtu.be/mwLRdpBfNGsRealistically, how would you react if you had a horrific Jessica Chastain demon crawling around your house and playing threatening pranks on you at all hours? I think I'd be pretty spooked
>>221982463*ear shattering sound stinger so you know it's scary*
>>221982463>guys would rather bang a literal demon from hell than a modern woman
>>221982463all of the comments are like>hurr durr WOULD I am so edgy and original
>>221982463Post her jumpscare demon soiface that I'm sure she makes during the trailer
>>221983137She does notShe apparently just makes increasingly forced and deranged versions of this face the whole movie
>>221982868The whole movie is about how a young girl would rather have a literal demon from hell as a mother than a moden woman, anon.
>>221982523fuckin jell-o windowpane
>>221982877I thought the comments where>IS THIS CORALINE???
I'm rooting for her>the book has a sad endingI don't care change it
>>221982463>when your other mommy is the president of hell
>>221982463>>221982523Why is she a swastika?
>>221983347seems like a good bloke
>>221983415Wtf Buer is a bro?
>>221982463I wouldn't react.
>>221983435Most of the Ars Goetia demons are pretty bro like. Don't trust jewish hollywood propaganda that paints them as psychos.
>>221982463Why cant this mom be black?Is this director racist?
>>221983415Is the assumption that he grants these in exchange for your soul?
>>221982523lmao fucking slapstick shit.
>>221982463oh now we're getting the creepypasta about my wife popping out and scaring me... greatcan't wait for the next creepypasta with netflix lens and color grade!
>>221982463>Realistically, how would you reactI'd make an advertisement thread on 4chan about it.
>>221983787This isn't an advertisement threadI am completely personally invested in my sexual attraction to the monster from this shitty horror movie
>>221983563Well King Solomon used them to make V8 Hemis and HiFi speaker systems with big ass speakers he referred to as his Z-Breakerz (because he listens to Zebra on them)
>>221983800>This isn't an advertisement threadyes it is>I am completely personally invested in my sexual attraction to the monster from this shitty horror movieomg so much this! are u literally me?! twins!
>>221982463Imagine all the possibilities …
>>221984236>mating press rimjob
>>221984693Can any contortionists do this? I bet some could at least suck balls while you fucked their pussy.
Women always make the best supernatural monsters
>>221984693Kek
>>221982463>and your other mommy
>>221985196Lmfao
>>221983347Look at that devious gay grin