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Realistically, how would you react if you had a horrific Jessica Chastain demon crawling around your house and playing threatening pranks on you at all hours? I think I'd be pretty spooked
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>>221982463
*ear shattering sound stinger so you know it's scary*
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>>221982463
>guys would rather bang a literal demon from hell than a modern woman
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>>221982463
all of the comments are like
>hurr durr WOULD I am so edgy and original
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>>221982463
Post her jumpscare demon soiface that I'm sure she makes during the trailer
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>>221983137
She does not
She apparently just makes increasingly forced and deranged versions of this face the whole movie
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>>221982868
The whole movie is about how a young girl would rather have a literal demon from hell as a mother than a moden woman, anon.
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>>221982523
fuckin jell-o windowpane
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>>221982877
I thought the comments where
>IS THIS CORALINE???
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I'm rooting for her
>the book has a sad ending
I don't care change it
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>>221982463
>when your other mommy is the president of hell
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>>221982463
>>221982523
Why is she a swastika?
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>>221983347
seems like a good bloke
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>>221983415
Wtf Buer is a bro?
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>>221982463
I wouldn't react.
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>>221983435
Most of the Ars Goetia demons are pretty bro like. Don't trust jewish hollywood propaganda that paints them as psychos.
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>>221982463
Why cant this mom be black?
Is this director racist?
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>>221983415
Is the assumption that he grants these in exchange for your soul?
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>>221982523
lmao fucking slapstick shit.
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>>221982463
oh now we're getting the creepypasta about my wife popping out and scaring me... great
can't wait for the next creepypasta with netflix lens and color grade!
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>>221982463
>Realistically, how would you react
I'd make an advertisement thread on 4chan about it.
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>>221983787
This isn't an advertisement thread
I am completely personally invested in my sexual attraction to the monster from this shitty horror movie
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>>221983563
Well King Solomon used them to make V8 Hemis and HiFi speaker systems with big ass speakers he referred to as his Z-Breakerz (because he listens to Zebra on them)
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>>221983800
>This isn't an advertisement thread
yes it is
>I am completely personally invested in my sexual attraction to the monster from this shitty horror movie
omg so much this! are u literally me?! twins!
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>>221982463
Imagine all the possibilities …
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>>221984236
>mating press rimjob
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>>221984693
Can any contortionists do this? I bet some could at least suck balls while you fucked their pussy.
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Women always make the best supernatural monsters
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>>221984693
Kek
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>>221982463
>and your other mommy
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>>221985196
Lmfao
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>>221983347
Look at that devious gay grin



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