>Black suitor dies firstWTF, you guys told me this movie wasn't based???
>>221983239That's actually pretty funny because in the original poem, Antinous was the first one to get killed (in a similar manner to this) so they made a deliberate change to have the black guy die first
>40 men>Don't immediately rush and beat the shit out of him
>>221983401kek
>>221983239Tranny Page dies first in the movie
>>221983239>So anyway, I started blasting
How about you spoiler that shit you fucking asshole I dont get off work for another three hours and I had been looking foward to this all week. Seriously, fuck you. I bet you thought you'd be all hip and with it and talk about it with your 4chan bros. You ruined my fucking evening you neet piece of shit.
>>221984000You'd think trannies would be up in arms about this but I guess they're just happy with what they can get at this point
>Black Helen is barely in the movie>Odysseus' pajeet soldier keeps second guessing Odysseus >Odysseus' asian soldier dies for a crumb of white siren pussyI think Nolan is secretly a chud, he just wants that Oscar
>>221983239>dry fires bowfucking retarded. even worse than all the nogs and indians in this.
>>221984049Bro you had 2700 years to see it in Homeric IMAX, you can't blame anyone but yourself
>>221985843That's how Odysseus aura farms in this movie, he always announces his presence so his quarry can have a chance
>>221984000Pretty based that the tranny character volunteered for the suicide mission
>>221985985>Homeric IMAX
>>221983968Most of them were stunned because they thought he was a god in disguise
>>221983239Everything in this movie looks like shit
>>221985798>Black Helen is abused and branded as a punishment when white Helen in the book is happy and chipper and just tells everyone she wasn’t being herself and under the influence of Cupid/Aphrodite during the warBravo Raimi
>>221983239that part of the movie was kino though, especially after they killed his hunting dog
>>221986123Great spoiler retard
>>221985987You do understand why it's retarded right? An expert archer like Odysseus would know not to dry fire it since it fucks with the structural integrity of the bow's limbs which could cause it to explode the next time he tries to fire an arrow.
>>221983968believe it or not, at one point they did bum-rush and kick the shit out of him while he's down on the ground but he somehow escaped itI think this might be the most BRAVA NOLAN moment
>>221983239I find this extreme and very modern amount of racial diversity in a film set in an ancient time period to be very distracting and immersion breaking.
>>221986342>doesn't get bloodied>no one goes for his skull>no one thinks to remove the axes (or better, use them)Nolan is so fucking shit at fight scenes
>>221986170They didn't kill his Argos, he died of old age upon seeing his master return.
>>221986342>nooo Telemachus, back up, my ult is charged!
>>221986342I thought Telemachus was going to do thishttps://youtu.be/NnESWtnURrQ?t=112
>>221986342I hate how useless he made Telemachus
Is there s decent copy to pirate yet?
>>221986515the telesync is watchablethe movie itself is not
>>221986254Oh I know it's retarded, but this movie is full of retarded archery scenes. FYI him dry firing the bow happens at least 3 times in the movie.I think that youtube archer guy's gonna have a field day with this movie
>>221984049>Odyssey>spoilers
>>221986746>that scene in the movie when David finally kills Golia->DON'T SPOIL IT BRO
Finna watch the Passion of the Christ, don't spoil it
>>221983968>He had no thought of death- who amongst all the revellers would think that one man, however brave, would stand alone among so many and kill him? The arrow struck Antinous in the throat, and the point went clean through his neck, so that he fell over and the cup dropped from his hand, while a thick stream of blood gushed from his nostrils. He kicked the table from him and upset the things on it, so that the bread and roasted meats were all soiled as they fell over on to the ground. The suitors were in an uproar when they saw that a man had been hit; they sprang in dismay one and all of them from their seats and looked everywhere towards the walls, but there was neither shield nor spear, and they rebuked Ulysses very angrily. "Stranger," said they, "you shall pay for shooting people in this way: you shall see no other contest; you are a doomed man; he whom you have slain was the foremost youth in Ithaca, and the vultures shall devour you for having killed him."Thus they spoke, for they thought that he had killed Antinous by mistake, and did not perceive that death was hanging over the head of every one of them. But Ulysses glared at them and said:"Dogs, did you think that I should not come back from Troy? You have wasted my substance, have forced my women servants to lie with you, and have wooed my wife while I was still living. You have feared neither God nor man, and now you shall die."He had a bow, arrows, and an axe while he and Telemachus had hid the suitor's weapons shortly before. They were also confused because they had become so convinced that Odysseus was dead.
>>221986556Why does Polyphemus have bitch tits?
>>221986254You're a perfect example of why not everyone is cut out to be a storyteller."UH EXCUSE ME, HOMER? YEAH, THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME, PLEASE STALL THE ACTION AND RHYTHM AT THE CLIMAX OF YOUR 25 BOOK EPIC POEM TO CORRECTLY PORTRAY A NICHE CONCERN THAT ME AND THESE OTHER 4 PEOPLE NOTICED. YEAH, GET ON THAT, THEN I HAVE SOME MORE NOTES FOR YOU ABOUT ROWING TECHNIQUES THAT YOU FORGOT TO ADEQUATELY EXPRESS. WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN FUCKING DO WITHOUT ME?"
>>221987181>25 BOOK EPIC POEM24
The whole film is just grey and orange, isn't it?
>>221987314FUCK YOU
>>221987181Literally me.
>>221987129cuz they just hired a guy and put CGI eyeball on him
>>221983239This whole scene took way too long to get the point
damn, the 90s version webms of this scene completely mog this
>>221986127it doesn't matter if it's owning the chuds.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221984000>I need a volunteer for this suicide mis->ME ME ME!!!
>>221989032Why didn't they hire a Big Guy.
>>221991118they hired lots of Big Guys
>>221986342Dude, Telemachus vs. Melanthius was hilarious. I'm surprised no one here is talking about it. It's so bad.
>>221983239>>221986342>>221991145This might just be the worst edited movie of all time.
>>221986746>>221985985it's a pasta (a bad one)
>>221983239>Counting or not counting sea people violence
>>221986342>It is treason then>*starts spinning*Palpatine?
>>221986385>>no one thinks to remove the axes (or better, use them)they tried but they're tied together, the only way was to whirlwind it like Odysseus. Eventually they all got weapons but by that point he was already in Jason Bourne mode
