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or whites in my anime live action movies
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>>221984006
Black Israelites are the dumbest fucking retards on the planet.
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It wasn't huwites who made a whitewashed ATLA movie, that was a poo
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>an ancient Jew has a negro nose
Tar babies really believe this.
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>>221984006
We know for certain Christ had long hair. He was probably pretty tan though. However, as far as facial features and structure we have no idea, and a random composite of people in that area isn't what Christ 'looked' like.
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chuds complaining never read the odyssey and never will
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>>221984266
Both left and right retards that are arguing over this only have a rudimentary grasp of the homeric epics. The left is trying to argue that Homer (and the greeks in general) were deliberately avoidant on giving Helen any explicit physical description because you were suppose to project your own idea of beauty on to her and therefore you can imagine her being black without it contradicting the mythology which is completely dead wrong btw if you actually looked at textual evidence
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>>221984523
Basic logic makes Helen white, no negro will launch a thousand ships
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Writing Helen out of the story entirely and making it a purely materialistic conflict would’ve been peak and make it make sense. Who in their right mind would fight to save another man’s wife?
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>>221984243
Why not?
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>>221984652
People were fighting to conquer shit, the wife was just another pretext. As a soldier you go to kill and rape first, the actual reason for it all is merely an afterthought
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>>221984703
Exactly. So why have remnants of stupid nonsense like honor and loyalty in the story? Helen being in the movie at all is a mistake.
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>>221984266
Leftoids celebrating never read the odyssey and never will(its too heckin sexist and ugh tradition)
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Jesus is Santa Claus for adults and isn't real so who cares
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>>221984807
But right wingers are the famous ones for not having culture
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>>221984816
Tips fedora
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>>221984652
I don't remember if the movie mentioned this but in actual mythology, Odysseus came up with the idea of making all eligible suitors of Helen to swear an oath that they'll support and defend whoever Helen ends up with. Once Paris fucked with Menelaus by stealing Helen, Agamemnon used this oath that Odysseus made in the first place to get all the other greek kings to fight his battle at Troy since in those times you couldn't break an oath once you made it (and this was even under Zeus's domain). If it wasn't for this oath, it's very likely that all the other kings would have told Agamemnon to fuck off and that they weren't going to waste manpower and years of their lives on getting Helen back since she wasn't there problem anymore. And Agamemnon wanted to raid Troy for more typical reasons and probably didn't really give that much of a shit about Helen (although Menelaus was his brother so he may have felt slighted by it as well?)
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>>221984006
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>>221984837
>left destroys western culture for marxism
>look! it never even existed
No reality except for the Party's
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>>221984837
>Politics equals culture
American media really did a number on you
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Christ its not from this world, he will look as the perfect man as decided for the viewer, if a black saw Jesus, he will be black, if a chink saw Jesus, he will be chinese, if a Jew saw Jesus he would look like an unatended 20 dollar bill
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>>221984243
>Christ had long hair

False. You are equating a Nazareo (those that took a vow that will not cut their hair) to a Nazarene - a person that lives in Nazareth. Jesus was the latter, there was no proof he was the former (he even drank wine which was prohibited to a Nazareo)
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The closest living relatives of ancient Judeans look like pic related.
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>>221985200
I haven't heard this cope before
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You guys actually believe he had powers? or you just find atheists and the like annoying? it's understandable.
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>>221985200
He was not of this world but the body the vessel he resided was to fulfill the prophecy that the Messiah will come from Judah - King David's line and be born at the town of Bethlehem. He is supposed to be Jewish.
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>>221984652
Agamemnon didn't give a shit about Helen. She just gave him the excuse he needed to attack Troy. Which is why he didn't go home after Menelaus died and she became irrelevant. Because it was never about her.
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>>221985408
>Menelaus died
what?
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>>221984837
>But right wingers are the ones famous for not having culture
FTFY ESL bro.

Also incorrect.
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>>221984243
Levantine people have more SSA DNA now than they did in ancient times thanks to the Islamic slave trade. Their closest modern descendants are MENA christians. F. Murray Abraham is half Syrian Christian and half Sicilian(Greek). This is probably what meds were looking like 2000 years ago.
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>>221985265
They look like....Jews. Who would have thought.
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>>221984266
Uh you don't either. Honestly you freaks have ruined this site more than the endless racist spamming.
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>>221984006
>The real Jesus is ugly
Lol no
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>>221985958
Find a single passage where he is described as beautiful.
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>hey goyim dog
>give all your money and properties to peter
>and become my cult slave
>or else I'll torture you in magic lava

people actually like this guy lol?
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>>221985958
Isaiah describes him as unattractive. Paul says long hair is for faggots. So your american biker jeesus is a fantasy.

Figures you jew worshipers would be bible illiterate
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>>221986822
>I need a source to believe the literal Son of God wasn't an ugly turd
Hello Moishe
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>>221986822
>>221986926
>God made himself ugly on purpose
Cool story fat fucks
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>>221984909
by all means, enlighten us, jared
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>>221986994
there is a middle ground between being attractive and being ugly and retarded looking
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>>221984006
Jesus didn't look like that ridiculous image on the right, he literally looked more like the picture on the left. Look at the Shroud of Turin.
Also many anime characters are meant to be white, and it goes the other direction too like the live action Fullmetal Alchemist movie that made Edward japanese
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>>221984860
Kek, why repost this verifiably false slop
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>>221984006
>he fell for the what Jesus looks like according to the BBC
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>>221984006
Jokes on you. I worship Baal and don't discriminate on color. You're all sacrificial livestock regardless of cinematic protagonist preferences.
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>>221985291
What's the point of christianity if Jesus was a jew and never created a new religion?
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>>221987269
Semitic morality: goyim edition
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Let's just move to the final step and portray Jesus as a happy merchant since he was a jew.
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>>221987269
Jesus was an ethnic Jew, the Jewish religion of our day didn't exist until after Christ. In the first century, there were multiple sects of ethnic Jews who had various religious beliefs.
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>>221984006
Jesus was whiter than the entire 4chan
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>>221987635
that's not a high bar considering half the internet is Ind*an
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>>221984652
Helen is an ugly disfigured woman in this version hilariously enough.
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>>221984006
This is such a disingenous image, if the Jesus of the right was given a painting with the same love and care as the Jesus of the left no one would be complaining.
If the Jesus of the left was drawn with the same dumb expression, in the same unflattering angle, with the same bad lighting he would look bad too.
This is the you in the mirror vs you in the photo meme all over again.
I hate this. Ive seen interpretations of black Jesus from Africa that looked good because the people there put their heart and soul into it, they cared, they werent trying to "gotcha" people into making them mad.
All this irony and need to be superior sickens me, becoming wiser to the reality of the world and the vanity of man is very annoying, I want to get out of this ride. This isnt fun anymore.
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>>221984566
>Blocks your path
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>>221987634
>the Jewish religion of our day didn't exist until after Christ.
This is just wrong. It's like saying Christianity didn't exist before protestantism.
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Reminder that the image on the right was generated by literal Israelis
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>>221986885
Ancient Israelites weren't jeets.
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>>221987053
>Also many anime characters are meant to be white
kek
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>>221987960
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>>221984703
>the wife was just another pretext
that's just the modern take on it, ancient sources insist over and over about Helen being the actual reason, with the involved parties even trying to recover her diplomatically a bunch of times and failing
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>>221984006
Left is contemporaneous description, right is what jews say
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>>221984068
>this is what passes for a straight incel white supremacist in 2026
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>>221984266
I know what you are, freak.
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>>221984006
Yep.
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>>221989900
It's the last goy of isreal
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>>221984068
I'm an unironic Palestinian Christian: we don't look like this. This guy looks like a freak. I have some family members with some lighter features, but they still look Arab, and everybody else also just looks Arab.
This idea of a preislamic white middle east is retarded. Jesus probably looked like some Lebanese guy
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>>221989900
WE WUZ EVERAY THANG AND EVRAYWONS ND SHIEET
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>>221985779
He's 25% syrian 25% greek 50% italian
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Regardless of race, Jesus is always portrayed as a handsome man. Why is that?
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>>221990063
I'm this >>221990022 poster
He looks 1:1 like my grandpa lmfao. Used to be a running joke in the family.
Looks pretty arab to me, has that ramallah look
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>>221984006
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>>221984006
Jesus is in some sense an everyman character, so his appearance doesn't matter.
Helen of Troy is self-evidently intended to be the most beautiful woman in the known world. Her appearance is very important to her as a character. Casting an uggo as her in a multimillion dollar Hollywood movie is a retard move of the highest degree. It might genuinely be the biggest miscast in Hollywood history.
Her being played by someone with african heritage isn't as big of a deal as her being a tar black sheboon. There are plenty of more believably attractive darkies you could cast, hell even Zendaya who is already in the film would make more sense as Helen.
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>>221990322
>Jesus is in some sense an everyman character
Jesus is worshiped as a fucking god whose traits are supposedly unattainable to humanity. What are you on?
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I'm tired of pretending Lupita isn't an improvement in every way.
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>>221990462
I hate blonde white women. They look like men 95% of the time
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>>221989778
I refuse to believe anyone actually jerks off to this disgusting thing, it's all just shitposters saying they do.
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>>221990401
That's his divinity, his human side is meant to represent all of humanity, not just white boys with long hair and beards, or sandniggers. His physical appearance as a human doesn't matter, you can imagine him looking like literally you. At no point in the bible is his appearance important to his achievement of forgiving all of humanitys sins. He could be a fat chink, or a midget, he could still achieve all the same shit in his life.
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>>221984006
So you admit that Helenisha was supposed to wind up chuds? Pretty dumb confession
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>>221990462
The ass that launched 1000 penis...
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>>221990022
That's Richard Hanania he is a Palestinian Christian.
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>>221984006
That Jesus was created in 2023. It doesn't mean shit.
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>>221984006
Lots of Middle Easterners are light skinned.

Jesus was only brown on his mother's side. On his Father's side, he was of course, of the glorious self-image of God, as He made Adam, pure and white as snow, before he fell to sin and rap music.
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>>221990483
That's what most people think of black women.
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>>221990648
I know. I'm saying his look is not normal at all. He looks odd
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>>221990889
That's just because he has no soul. He looks Arab though.
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>>221984006
You do realize that you only have ONE counterexample, right?
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>>221984837
All culture is right wing
leftist never created anything
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>>221990462
>can't see the face
>no tits
>baboon ass
>no nothing
Assfags are closeted gays
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>>221984006
Religious figures look like the people worshipping them.

any other example, versus the hundreds of blackwashes?
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>>221992670
isnt L japanese? why is he on that list?
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>>221984006
>leftists lying
As usual, nothing new to see here
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>>221986885
is that yandere dev? lel
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>>221992970
because he was blackwashed



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