Food for thought.../tv/ should give this a readMight help yall understand why you're losing so badly https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/22/the-odyssey-elon-musk-campaign
>"It's not woke honest">Black Helen of Troy>Black Greek sotryteller>FTM 'Greatest warrior ever">Odysseus portrayed as tired/bumbling/washed up>2nd in command a literal jeet>Random Asian in the crew>All women constantly saying men are pigs, its men's fault, basically fuck menBut TOTALLY not woke right?Kalso fuck off.
>>221984358The unwashed masses love poorly made slop for midwits
>>221984963Right wing grifters forcing the conversation to be about woke/not-woke is why nobody is talking about the bad acting, cheap costumes, incoherent editing, bland visuals etc. So good job.
>>221984358>take this AIDS and inject it right into your ass, compliments of The Guardian No, I don't think I will.
>>221984358you know it's supposed to rhyme, right
>>221985029no, people are talking about that shit too. Actually read one of the threads instead of just posting your botcrap
>>221984358I thought it's successful because it's one of the greatest movies of all time?
>>221984358what am I losing? I haven't done anything
>/tv/ should give this a readbuy an ad faggot
>>221984963>"It's not woke honest">Black Helen of Troyshe has only two scenes and does nothing important>Black Greek sotrytellerhas only one scene and a voice cameo near the end, less than a minute of screentime. His first scene ends with Penelope telling him to, in less polite terms, shut the fuck up>FTM 'Greatest warrior ever"Sinon is not called the greatest warrior ever. Odysseus calls him brave because he feels guilty getting him killed to sell the ruse of the Trojan horse>Odysseus portrayed as tired/bumbling/washed upOdysseus is never portrayed as anything but competent and intelligent. You’re just lying about this.>2nd in command a literal jeetAnd gets himself killed because he doesn’t listen to Odysseus>Random Asian in the crewHas no lines and gets himself killed by the Sirens in the only scene that gives him any focus>All women constantly saying men are pigs, its men's fault, basically fuck menAlso untrue. Only woman who says anything remotely like this is Circe and she’s portrayed as batshit insane. Her turning Odysseus’ men into pigs is not justified at all since they never attack or insult her.
I am so furious. I need a Matt Walsh movie to calm me down before I do something bad.
>>221985118
>>221985139amen chudbro
>>221985118>she has only two scenes and does nothing importantShe is to portray the only white greeks as evil>has only one scene and a voice cameo near the end, less than a minute of screentime. His first scene ends with Penelope telling him to, in less polite terms, shut the fuck upAnd Penelope was evil there>Sinon is not called the greatest warrior ever. Odysseus calls him brave because he feels guilty getting him killed to sell the ruse of the Trojan horseThey erased Achilles for him>Odysseus is never portrayed as anything but competent and intelligent. You’re just lying about this.His dumbness with Polyphemus speaks otherwise>And gets himself killed because he doesn’t listen to OdysseusTo normalize his presence>Has no lines and gets himself killed by the Sirens in the only scene that gives him any focusTo normalize his presence>Also untrue. Only woman who says anything remotely like this is Circe and she’s portrayed as batshit insane. Her turning Odysseus’ men into pigs is not justified at all since they never attack or insult her.The movie says they're the sea people pillagers so she is right to fear.
>>221984358What exactly is it that I'm losing when I point out low IQ normgroids are eating dogshit?
>>221985139I say thisI'm watching "what is a woman?" right now actually to calm myself down
did it make its money back?
>>221985324Schizo
>>221984963>>221985324Your discord shit is showing
>>221985118I'm not watching this movie, sorry.
>>221985324You lost. Woke won. Not everyone is an incel like you
>>221985823Congratulations on shilling a bad movie. I hope you also spent your money seeing the bad movie. What an accomplishment.
>>221985118>she has only two scenesYes but is she black?
>>221985635no, it needs to clear around $1.3B to break even
>>221985913>bad movieuhhhhhh....bros? do we tell him?
>>221986664
why 'defy the gods'? almost all of the problems of the characters in the odyssey kinda happened because they 'defied gods' and/or holy laws and oaths. his hubris at saying his name, for the glory likely, after escaping from poseidon's son led to his dangerous 10 year journey home, alone at the end..
>>221985029>Right wing grifters
>>221985118>she has only two scenes and does nothing importantOk? Helen of Troy still wasn't an ugly bug-eyed negress, and casting one as Helen of Troy still looks laughable and is DEI/woke-motivated nonsense.
>>221984963> American weirdly cast as a Greek character.This apparently doesn't bother the historical authenticity gatekeepers at all.Hmmm...I wonder why?
>Wokeslop movie manages to make any sort of actual profit for once>"SEE?! WOKE WON!!! WE DID IT, XISTERS!!! CHUDS BTFO!!!">Wokeslop movie flops>"Well i-it wasn't actually woke..."
>>221987618>AmericaNolan is British tho.
>>221985635To break even, it needs to bet to about $2.85 billion.
>>221987693Only 2.85? Are you even factoring in variable wind-up deceleration costs? Or amortized banknote gap spending? It needs to make MINIMUM 5 billion to not be a massive failure
>>221987044jesus. RT's servers should be destroyed, fuck.
>>221987663>t. called project hail mary 'reddit' and is still seething about its success 4 months later
>>221985029Yes, don't believe your lying eyesNothing to see hereJust obvious cultural erasure
>>221987044You faggots believe literally anything lmaohttps://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/best-movies-of-all-time/
>>221987783I genuinely hope you got paid for this: https://web.archive.org/web/20200622112109/https://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/You linked to a curated editorial that was likely made in response to >>221987044 highlighting the site's recency bias and toothless reviewers.
>>221985029>nobody is talking about the bad acting, cheap costumes, incoherent editing, bland visuals etcThis movie will win Oscars in all of these categories.
>>221984358everyone say hello to Miles Kleehes a anti-elon journalist with wired who publishes a anti-elon article every monthhe's the one posting these threads
>>221988076Sounds based.
>>221984358Imagine being proud of being part of the retarded cattle who can't form your own opinions
>>221988076Journalists are the biggest losers on earth.
>>221988076Sounds like an easy gig tbqh Good for him
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>>221985118Okay, maybe in a few years I'll download it and play it on my laptop while doomscrolling.
Needs $750MM to break even. No chance.
>>221985072be nice, english isnt his first language