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>easily the weakest Spider-Man (portrayal wise)
>the only one to get four films
Why
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He's a "workplace bitch" that's easy to work with and follows orders
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>lets soft reboot everything again
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>>221984424
he looks young
he easily has 5 more movies in him
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McGuire would have got 4+ if Sony didn't ruin 3 forcing in Venom.
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>>221984424
ASM and Raimi's series both got canned after one bad entry. Meanwhile NWH sucked but Holland stayed because they still need him around for Avengers and shit.
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He is THE perfect role model for "men" who've never touched a single weight in their entire life. "Men" raised by single women, who have all the testosterone of an 80-year-old. One that happens to be dead.

Many such cases.
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>>221984424
Because they make money, and it's one of the rare successful generational transitions for the MCU.
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>>221984560
>NWH sucked

that movie is 8/10 on imdb wtf you talking about
make sense nigger
holland hasnt yet been in a bad spiderman movie
deal with it
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>>221984560
No. Riami walked after SM3 and Sony meddling. Sony used Amazing Spider Man underperforming even though made over 700 as escuse to get rid of Garfield. Because made a deal with Disney and Disney wanted their own Spider Man aka Holland
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>>221984424
I guess you need more scenes of parker crying and musical montages. Tobey's spiderman sucks hard
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>>221984746
Sony saved spider-man , raimi wanted more scenes of Peter Parker crying his eyes out and acting like a bitch. Also more musical montages
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>>221984511
This. Tobey and Garfield were both pushing 30 in their first movies.
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>>221984479
correct
anybody can push this pussy around
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>>221984711
What's The Odyssey at on IMDB?
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>>221984973
>more musical montages
Kino.
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>>221984424
Because people keep watching his movies, it's that simple.
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>>221984424
Yeah he’s garbage but in his slight defense mcu spider man is written to be a total faggot anyway
>venerates iron man
>Aunt is an actual insta slut
>Friends & even girlfriend are all racially ambiguous wisecrackers
>Wasn’t even allowed to have fight scenes until no way home
>no real other aspects from the comics like the daily bugle job
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>>221984746
brown
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>>221984424
Sony has to make a Spidey movie every 5 years or they lose the rights to Marvel.
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>>221984746
Amazing Spider-Man 2 killed the franchise and wrote them into a corner.
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>>221984424
Because brown zoomers associate him with the mcu
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>how many films was I in again?
>oh that's right, FOUR (4)
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>>221984424
You know how minorities accuse white people of having a token safe minority around they can like? That's Tom but for American browns
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>>221984642
You sound bald
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>>221984424
In a perfect world he would get skinned alive and tobey maguire would be wearing and pretending to be him
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>>221984711
I actually just watched no way home the other day. I thought the majority of it was absurdly lame with a few good parts here and there.
The best scene was when the other peters were telling Peter they know what he's going through. That felt like it should have been their actual entrance and not MJ throwing a bread roll at Garfield.

It made me dislike Peter and then actively dislike Strange for enabling Peter.
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>>221984424
MCU privilege
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>>221984424
Garfield was the best one and got the very worst films.
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>>221985859
He also won’t get to use his villains in any other films going forward. Sony won’t give up on their idea of a retarded Spidey villainverse. I still want a Kraven trilogy
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>>221984424
He’s the best one easily
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He was a cutie patootie. I always thought Tobey Maguire was kinda weird lookin'.
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>>221986824
The villains are in a weird place anyway. They used the goblin in all 3 trilogies, they’ve tried the sinister 6 multiple times. An actual symbiote saga is all they really can do now
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MCU Spiderman kind of just fucking sucks.
>too much of a pussy to just fucking tell his girlfriend, aunt, and best friend that he's spiderman again
>the fallout of this the death of his aunt and a shitton of collateral damage
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>>221986967
Miles mogs him
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>>221986824
>>221986921
I've heard that supposedly the MCU can't use villains that have already been in movies? And looking back at previous movies, that includes...
>Green Goblin
>Doctor Octopus
>Sandman
>Venom
>Harry Osborn-as-a-Goblin
>Lizard
>Electro
>Rhino
>Vulture
>Shocker
>Mysterio
>Hydro-Man, Molten Man, and Cyclone (kind of)
>Scorpion
>Carnage
>Morbius
>Kraven
>Kingpin
>Prowler
>Spot
So who the fuck do they have left? Do they have to start scrounging up some obscure bullshit Condiment King-tier Spider-Man villain no one cares about? I guess the MCU could re-use their villains but Mysterio and Shocker are dead and Vulture is... kind of a good guy, somewhat, sort of? He doesn't seem to want any harm to come to Peter at this point. I guess he could go up against Peter again with the right motivation. Still, though. There's nobody worthwhile left.
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>>221987300
>Vulture is... kind of a good guy, somewhat, sort of?
lol he doesn't even exist in the mcu anymore he got teleported to the venom movies' universe
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>>221984424
Because he's part of the "Extended Universe" bullshit and without Spiderman too many people would drop it. They fucked Hulk up by dropping Norton and making him a cuck so there's only Wolverine left from the A list.
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I really liked his debut in civil war. I think the biggest problem was Sony's insistence on tying him to an MCU character in any given movie, and especially in making him Iron Man Jr. Peter is smart in the sense that he gets an A on the science test, he's not supposed to have an onboard AI system, that's off-brand. It's like looking up r34 of a waifu and some faggot has given her a dick in every single picture.
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>>221984424
That's Iron-boy tho.
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>>221984479
Very comic accurate. The original Spider-man comics always had Peter get pushed around and had him to meek and nice to fight back. Especially that time Flash challenged Peter to a boxing match and Peter refused due to not wanting to use his powers. Or that other time he met the Fantastic Four and sucked up to Reed Richards to the point he let him on his team and Peter kept gushing about how cool Reed Richards his and getting along buddy-like with Human Torch
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>>221987300
I don’t believe that because scorpion was in Homecoming & he’s coming back in BND. They seem to be building up tombstone for future sequels.
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>>221986475
And Holland has been in seven (not counting the Venom TV scene which would make it eight but is cheating really). Four solo movies, one Captain America, and two Avengers
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>>221987570
He was clearly not Scorpion in Homecoming.
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>>221987623
Sequel bait but very obviously still counts
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I thought NWH ending was setting him up to be a traditional spiderman but theyre doubling down on more MCU connection shit because Spiderman is the only movie they can assume people will actually watch.
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because he's in the mcu and he's a gay twinkle that womeme are obsessed with (Kevin feigay pivoted towards capturing the normalfag womeme customers (they love spending a lot of money on trendy things) after endgame))
if tobey or andrew had their movies in the mcu they'd be getting sequels and we'd actually have seen them team up with wolverine and cyclops and blade etc etc by now
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>>221986635
this, Garfield doesn't get enough credit. Best portrayal, he has genuine passion for the character and did an excellent job bringing it to life.
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>>221988131
>theyre doubling down on more MCU connection shit
1) I think they contractually have to.
2) Good. If I wanted to see Spider-Man by himself I'd watch one of the five other "Spider-Man by himself" movies.
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>weakest
>strongest
>power level weeb shit

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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>>221988891
Tobey Maguire can't act, was too ugly and old looking for Peter Parker and raimi ruined it with the constant whining and Bollywood melodrama and musical montages, Sony saved it with their costumes and special effects
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>easily the best Spider-Man
That's why. Fuck Tobey.
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>>221984479
But isn't he an issue because he keeps leaking things
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>>221988131
To be fair Spiderman is constantly running across other heroes because New York is full of super heroes.
When I was a kid I had a big poster of a map of new york in the marvel universe, with points of interests highlighted, and the "territories" of the various heroes/teams in the city.
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His Spidey movies made quintillions for some reasons...
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>>221986432
I have heard this before, but isn't this information from a leaked agreement from 2011 that has been amended at least twice?
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>>221989127
One time he really did spoil something but people didn't realize it until after whichever movie it was came out. Now they either give him fake plot details or he comes up with bullshit on his own to say "on accident". This distracts people from the real leaks because Tom Holland is louder than random Reddit posts.
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>>221984424
Powerlevel fags are fucking retards that should get shot on the streets like the shitskins they are



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