>King Odysseus, I’m C Y Clops
>>221985803thats a big eye
>>221985816for you
>>221985803>Tell me about Agamemnon! Why does he wear the helmet!
>>221985803>the sail plan I've filed with the Aegean Sea lists ME. AGAMEMNON HERE. BUT ONLY ONE. OF YOU.>first one to talk gets to stay on my trireme
>>221985803>Uhhh... you don't get to bring nobody
>>221985803Is this a leak from the squeakuel? Dude I can't FUCKING wait for Odyssey 2.
>>221985803>they work for the Mycenaean, the masked man
>>221986060>HE DIDN'T FLOAT SO GOOD
>>221985803Youre a big guy
>>221986163O2ssey
>>221986167PAN?
>>221985803If I run away and summon the Big Guys, would you die?
>Or perhaps he is wondering why you would spear a man, before throwing him out of a boat.
>A mask... a mercenary... a war... a big guy... a thought... a trick... a trick to get Dr Pavel ... and crash the boat to the sea...with no survivors!
oh wow what an organic thread
>>221985803>Nothing! I foresaw nothing!
>>221986647>t.
>>221986060>first one to speak gets to stay on my boat>>221986522
>>221986067The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Nobody
>>221985803if i poke that eye will you die?
>>221985803>Or perhaps he’s wondering why you’d accept a large gift from a people you claim to fear!
>>221986647probably one of the few actually organic threads on the catalog right now.
His hand positioning is very suggestive
>>221985803>Well congratulations, you got yourself inside a horse. Now what's the next step of your master plan?>Opening this gate... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>221986268>>221986522>>221986679>>221986773
>>221985816For Ulysses.
>>221986060>>221986268>>221986679Lmfao
>At least you can talk. Who are you?>We're Greeks from Ithica. Maybe you heard of our victory at Troy. We're headed West on the Southerly winds.
Sinking this ship.... with NO SURVIVORS!!!
>>221987280What is it with Big Guys and transportation?
>>221987793Destroying your form of transportation would be extremely inconvenient... for you
>>221987827KEK
>>221987827Are Kaiju the ultimate form of Big Guys?
They expect one of us in the shipwreck, brother
>They're expecting none of us in the horse, brother
>>221988718kek
>>221986030He didn’t sail so good
>>221988718
>>221985803>well congratulations, you got yourself caught between scylla and charybdis! what's the next step of your master plan?
>>221988718Lel
>>221986647you feel it too huhthis feels like a bunch of reddit tourists talking to each other, maybe even interns for universal
or perhaps he's wondering why you'd launch 1000 ships for a black girl
>>221989743I've seen all these lines well before the release, they're still good for a chuckle
>>221985803Uh you don't get to bring goats
...Beggars?
>>221989881PLATE LICKERS
>>221989896>Nobody knew who I was until I strang the bow...
>>221987280i get there are giants, but why are they wearing plate armor from like 2000 years in the future
>>221986647Head, nice and hot
>>221985803>Or perhaps he's wondering why you'd sing to a man before throwing him off of a boat?
Lil Ody
>Was washing ashore naked on the island of Phaeacia part of your plan?>Of course. The Phaeacians refused our offer, I had to find out what songs they sang
>>221989973Uh anon it's a fantasy so they're allowed to have the Space Marines from Warhammer 40k in it
>>221985816For Universal Pictures' Marketing Dept
>>221986167scares me when he pops up in dutton ranch.
>That's right, boyfucker! Go back to Ithica!>>221988718heh
Calm down Odysseus, now’s not the time to die from the seaThat comes later
>they were trying to grab your prize, the painted harpy
>>221992311Get this hothead outta here
>>221992044>he was erōmenos not erastēs?
WHO PAID YOU TO BLIND THE CYCLOPS?
If I C 1 Black will I die?
