>>221986096
They aren't. You're just a retarded old man with slowing senses.

>>221986096
Everything is new when you're a kid, the world is bigger than it seems, people are bigger than they seem. Something really outlandish and cartoonish is easy for kids to comprehend. You couldn't make a kids show about finance or foreign policy.

>Why are kids shows often so weird

Because its made for children. The most popular cartoon is about a talking sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea

because it's made by pedos

>>221986096
That's just British kids shows. They're always super weird and abstract for some reason. It's part of their culture to have everything be formless blobs.

>>221986293
>>221986517
As a Brit, these.

Studies show small children respond to the simplest, most exaggerated shapes that resemble human. Bright colors, high contrast, etc. when you have a shoestring budget and you need to hit these marks it looks like horror.