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>never-ending road with no way of escapinggo left or right
im pretty sure this came out last year(through letterboxds streaming thing)and wasn't that bad from what I remember
>>221986361Didn't this movie already come out last year? I watched it then, it was bretty good
so, No Through Road?
but i thought it was about the journey and not the destination???
>What if we heckin had to drive?!God I can't wait for the zoomers to get sent to die for Israel.
>>221986361like that scp?
>>221986361I saw that episode of the Twilight Zone.
>>221986431LMAO! They really are useless blobs of xanax and vape smoke.
>>221986361Kill zoomers
>>221986361They already made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFszhQLMNXU
>>221986431>>221986456>>221986476obsessed uncs
>>221986424its about the far right entho-nationalist friends we make along the way
Zoomer horror fucking sucks man
zoomers are such fucking cancer holy shit
>What's the best thing about the movie?>It ends
>>221986476We've been trying all year but Iran wont play ball.
>>221986403they can't as it's all forest on both sides of the roadthen you also never die unless you somehow kill yourself. you don't need water, food, etc. your cars gas never runs out eitherit's like the show FROM where people from decades ago are trapped too, but they're all insane now. if you stop too long they start swarming the car and trying to kill you so they can take your car and go further
>>221986431>>221986476>>221986519>>221986525holy ZDS
>>221986361Is this a Desert Bus reference?
>>221986527
>>221986504your 40 and on 4chan
>Porcelain >The film follows a man who is trapped on a toilet with no way of escaping>In theaters on August 22
>>221986577you will never leave 4chanyou are here forever lil zoomie
>>221986579there's actually a real story like this, a woman who stayed on the shitter for like two weeks and the medics had to cut the skin of her butt from the toilet seat
>>221986579literally me every Monday after binge-drinking all weekend hahaha what an existence am I right
>>221986361What is OP laughing at, is he retarded?That's an ancient trope, not some zoomie thing.Also that film already came out last year. You can download it right now.
>>221986480oh wow rated R for language so it's just gonna be really I mean REALLY fucking boring as fuck
>>221986361>Hollywood is now mining /x/ writing prompts and shitposts for concepts
>>221986431Why does Gen Z have such massive brain damage
>>221986423my first thought as well
>>221986361The film came out last year. I didn't like it, people often talk about horror movies abandoning horror concept on drama, then you watch the movie and the horror is never abandoned the drama is just in parallel and people are literally complaining that a horror movie has a plot in characters.Not this tho, this film literally switches genre from horror to like an existential indie melodrama from 2013 with a supernatural backdrop. The characters were also pretty annoying and it wasn't even especially interesting visually.It is pretty hilarious that NEON picked this movie up for distribution just now tho. The movie was rejected by all companies a year ago and literally had to be released digitally by Letterboxd. But after Backrooms had succeeded NEON is suddenly trying to give this a theatrical spin.
>>221986431>>221986735You're not at all subtle Shlomo How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
>>221986894Careful kid, there is a room over there without blinking LEDs, the walls are not covered in merch, and no streamer to pretend to be friends with. Worse of all, no Wifi.Your mind might not be able to handle such a sight
>>221986431boots on the ground never ever
>Old Town Road by Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus (SPOOKY MIX) starts playing
>>221986628Critical Drinker is that you? Hurry up and release your Odyssey review.
>>221986423Classic found footage kino
>>221986361>It Ends>Doesn’t endI am confuse.
>>221986361This is like Renpy VNs run through an AI prompt. Why does anyone find these movies 'scary'? Just watch Lost Highway if you want surreal, existential angst.
Ok but why would you be driving fat and in jeans on a road that goes forever?
Any job that involves driving can easily be had by any 30+ neet, zoomers are not applying for them
>>221987343try clicking this button, anon.
Fucking zoomies, when will they learn about real horror movies like Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy, or my wife's cooking, LOL XD
>>221986555Can I have sex at least or I don't have that need too?
>>221987453Another Kelly gem
This sounds kinoer than backrooms. I like road trip movies Just don't make it woke
>>221987285>doesn't even deny being a d&q kike
>>221987453this but unironically.you can have monster-as-metaphor, fine, but there's something 'postmodern' about these new wave flicks i do not care for. they ultimately gesture at something like>societal woes! muh trauma!but then they still have lousy production design or terrible acting, so it's completely unearned. it's like a cheap trick to pull the wool over young people's eyes.
>>221987496>don't make it wokeThey're going to abide by the rules of the road, stop at every stop sign, and follow the speed limit.
>>221987513>You're a jew for wanting to rid the America of the zoomerIf that's the case,
>>221986361The Walk sucked, what the fuck is this now?
>>221987529>societal woes!Don't have premarital sex or else you will be killed.
>>221986361YellowBrickRoad is that you?
>>221986555This is the Left Right Game from Nosleep
>>221987567It is the case. Right to oven.
>>221986361There was a frozen chairlift movie like 15 years ago and I feel like it's the granddaddy of all this modern batch of shit gimmicky horror films
>>221986480Do they have to fight off raving cannibal rapists who are just commuters that were stuck on the endless road for longer? If not, I shan't be watching.
>>221987432Kek
this has been on pirate sites in HD for like 3 months
>>221986361Legit why are so many zoomers so afraid of driving and getting their license
>>221986361Oh cool they are straight up stealing no through road
>>221987707>gimmicky horror filmsAll horror movies are gimmicky.
>>221986480Isn't there a spanish movie with the same premise
2020s horror movie brainstorm:>plane that never lands>dishwasher that never stops>school with infinite classrooms>girl that never stops cumming>guy that never stops cumming>movie that never ends (meta)>slot machine that never stops paying out>Coke machine that never stops dispensing>Olive Garden that never stops giving you breadsticks
>>221986361So North Dakota Highway 46, the film, the documentary, the biopic?
>>221987808>>Coke machine that never stops dispensing4chan already did that.
>>221987808>Olive Garden that never stops giving you breadsticksThis is every Olive Garden.
>>221987875>It turns out everyone in the Olive Garden are actually in Hell, they cannot leave and must eat the bread sticks, forever.
"Producers" are the people who kill everything you want to enjoy.
>>221986361TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH!! THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SOULS!
>>221987907>You have to eat all the breadsticks …
>>221987820Lmao
is this finally the death of horror ?
>>221986555
>>221988009>Starts off with a nice family unit that just wants to just go to an Olive Garden>Devolves into demonic food torture and themes of being trapped>Ends with a Homer Simpson type walking in...
>>221988215FUND IT.
>>221988027The film about the endless straight road is narrated. You think at first its one of the characters on the road recalling the horror, but it's actually the road talking to the audience
oh wow another tiktok horror for white women
>>221987820I used to live in South Dakota, and had some friends in Madison, Wisconsin, and I can remember driving across southern Minnesota on I-90 at night in winter where there is NOTHING but the road ahead of you in the bubble of your headlights, and there is almost no traffic because its in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, and driving alone does feel genuinely isolating and you're brain just starts going to weird places and you WILL check that there is no one in the back seat JUST IN FUCKING CASE. Right outside of Fairmont, MN there was a big radio tower with giant pink neon letters up the side that says "Jesus Saves" and its honestly the only sign of civilization you've seen in like 4 hours, and you really get that sense of "Its no one but me and jesus out here."
>>221988259Subverting the hopeless horror ending with comeuppance comedy should be done more often.
>>221986431Can't happen soon enough...
The first trailer for 'AUTISM VALOR'' has been released.The film follows a group of women who end up not being able to steal valor with no way of claiming they're autistic for social media quirk points.In theaters on August 21.
>>221988285>The longest straight road in the world is Highway 10 in Saudi Arabia, which features a 240-kilometer (149-mile) stretch with no bends or noticeable gradients. This highway cuts through the desert and is part of a longer route that spans 1,480 kilometers (920 miles).A film that's just a metaphor for wars in the middle east. Oscar please.
>>221986403just, like, stop
>>221987808jewlywood shitting out shit horror for sluts on tiktok to obsess over for a week
>>221986361This is literally Dead End, which came out 23 years ago.
just don't drive?
>>221986361This has been out for months, I don't know why retards are treating this like some generation war memeshit when it isn't anything like that at all. I remember only finding out about it when there was a nice thread on here, it really isn't a traditional horror movie like most of this thread is assuming it is. The thread I found this movie from had anons calling it Lovecraftian, and that isn't entirely accurate but I think it loosely describes the vibe you can expect. There are torrents floating around and I highly recommend giving it a chance, one of my favorites of the year
>>221988317Obviously I don't literally mean its straight, they build highways with curves to avoid white line fever. But seriously, south Minnesota is just flat and barren. Even the dakotas weren't as boring
>>221986555>they can't as it's all forest on both sides of the road>you can never dieStop carWalk into woods>aaaah peacefulCut down treesImmortal family makes cabin>chill with family in the woods
>>221986361Is this based on the 11 Miles creepypasta?
>>221987529>societal woes! muh trauma!Texas Chainsaw Massacre was directly influenced by the Vietnam war. Carpenter himself said part of the paranoia he was trying to get in the movie was because AIDS was a boogeyman that had just been announced, and you had everyone freaking out because seemingly ANYONE could have poison blood that infects others and slowly takes them over to proliferate and by the time you know you're turned into a monster. You can absolutely put social woes and trauma into plenty of old horror flicks as their internal motivation. Sure plenty are just explotation trash trying to get young starletts naked on screen and fill a 90 minute run time while the teens in the audience engaged in heavy petting.
>>221986361I remember reading a creeypasta similar to this on /r/no sleep about a flight or train ride that never ended. If we're adapting creepypastas and /r/nosleep adaptations I hope they do the one where he finds a portal to a stone age alt timeline, they capture and force him to impregnate a girl of questionable age for science, he escapes, goes back to Earth and comes back to the stone age world with guns to take back his bride.
that's just dead end wtf
>>221988647Also if we're doing creepypastas I hope they do Psychosis. Prime schizo kino
>>221988650It's No Exit.
>>221986601>you will never leave 4chan>you are here forever lil zoomieIs that the 40 year old loser version of this movie? The old millennial trapped in 4chan forever?
>>221988650>>221988698Will this be new the Antz/ A Bug's Life water cooler discourse that will carry zoomies and alphas through their middling years?
>>221987820I'm doing a cross country move right now and this was my experience in Nebraska today.
>>221988215>Pierce Brosnan walks in with his wife
>>221988720>You're trapped in the Matrix Neo!>But instead of kung fu powers, it's just a forum full of retards and trolls
>>221988761>The look of mortified realization on the demon server's faces.>The demon grill crew in the back immediately attempt demon suicide
>>221988804Simpsons did it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4
>>221988760It really is like that episode of south park. I lived in the Sioux city area, which is in 3 stares. North Sioux in south Dakota, Sioux City in Iowa, and South Sioux in nebraska. The south dakota side has the Loess Hills on one side, the Missouri and Big Sioux rivers. Iowa goes up into some nice hill country, but nebraska is just flat and brown and fucking cornhusker flags as far as the eye can see.
>>221988839No shit
>>221988847>>221988760I would think a really long straight line road would be even worse if it had a lot of steep hills up and down, fun at first, but after days of it, eventually you'd just want to throw up.
>>221987808>>guy that never stops cummingGIWTWM
well the producer of backrooms certainly doesnt know how to pick 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt-QlVYkYHM
>2020s zoomer core horrorWouldn't I rather just watch The Hitcher or Riding the Bullet again?Why yes, yes I would rather.
>>221988897I mean it was great for my gas mileage. I had an old chevy sprint (the geo metro before the geo line started). It was stick, and had a lawnmower engine under the hood, but I honestly got 45 miles to the gallon in that thing, and could get by on filling up once every five weeks or so, and on more than one occasion I ran out of gas on the road because I would genuinely forget the concept that a car needed gas. I genuinely loved living out there, back when Gateway 2000 was a big brand. People were generally pretty chill, and we were just left unsupervised because what was the worst that was going to happen.
>>221986361First trailer? What? I have seen this movie ages ago
>>221988847Nebraska, as far as I've seen, has some decent landscapes on the edges, but it's just waves of never ending grey green hills in the middle. It kinda looks like the landscapes after the shellings in WW1, only there's no excuse for it.That's just along the bottom of it though. Haven't been further north.
>>221986403RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT
This summer...one man must scrape his way to...THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
according to Wikipedia the everyone gives up and stops driving except the Asian guy and this is how it ends >At 1,153,956 miles, James experiences rain for the first time since arriving on the road, confusing and scaring him. After an inordinate amount of driving later, he eventually arrives upon dozens of abandoned cars blocking the road. Going past them on foot, he finally reaches the end of the road - a circle of asphalt surrounded by cars from various periods, with only a single sign reading "ROAD ENDS". Aghast, James sits motionless on the ground for over a day. Eventually returning to the car, he consumes the Clif bar and weeps over the taste. After finally having a screaming session like Day and Fisher had, James drives off in the direction he came, speaking aloud that he "is coming".>Down the road, James happens on another empty vehicle, and drags a lethargic man from the side of the road into the car. As he drives, James asks the man one of the questions that he and Fisher debated before they were trapped on the road.None of this makes sense. The movie ends with a there is no hope or some bullshit like that ending. Why do people swarm the cars if they know there is no hope? I would get mad if I watched this I am not against bad endings. I always champion the Brit version of The Descendant with the sad hopeless ending is superior to the good American ending but this just seems to be a downer for the sake of being a downer with no real message or meaning
>>221988310there is no such thing as cute autistic women
>>221989136lol
>>221989152It's some boring commentary on life. Life has a beginning and it has an end. Your friends come and go (people leaving the car) to pursue their own things in life. The main character is obsessed with solving the puzzle and not enjoying life. He eats a candy bar and now enjoys life.The issue is he starts driving back. Life is not like that. It's full of regret. When he reached the end there should be no going back and some punishment for trying to get to the end so fast.Then there is the people stuck chasing any cars that pass. If the message is stop and smell the roses, why do they so badly want to keep going to the end since they already made the choice to stay?
>>221986577whats my 40
>>221989136A film about existentialist workplace dread.But it's about one honest man being in a Hollywood writers room think tank filled with executive meddling, nepo hires and souless producers.
>>221989152>. After finally having a screaming session like Day and Fisher hadso fucking gay lol, its more therapy shit
>>221986361I can't wait for the Papers, Please movie
>>221989392I could see a new MIB/ R.I.P.D. ripoff trainwreck about SCP bullshit, surprised it hasn't happened already.
>>221989152You know, Saw has actual logic about why the main bad guy chooses his victims. The backrooms explained why it is the way it is dependent on who goes inside of it. Some demonic force is torturing random teenagers because they don't understand they should stop and enjoy life, something all teens are guilty of? Stupid shit.
>>221986361Wasn't this just done with some movie about being stuck in an endless corridor of a subway station? Is this the new slop wave?
>>221989161There is a trend on facebook of 6/10 and hotter woman pretending to be autistic and alone. One I remember looked like a supermodel, lived in a rich person's apartment complex in Dallas and had a well paying job in fashion and said she was a lonely friendless autist. It is so obvious she is lying but hundreds of simps and woman reply to every video "supporting" her. I am noticing woman who claim to not ever having a relationship freeze when you ask them if they ever had sex. I think the woman mind equates being a woman that has constant one night stands but no long term relationships as being the same as a male incel
>>221989504You can actually already do this in New York and it far, FAR more terrifying to attempt IRL.
>>221989504I usually like this slop but that movie was boring despite being praised so well. I applaud the movie for actually trying to be pro life in an era of super wokeness but the movie itself was meh devoid of any tension. Even at the start they tried to be tense showing he had asthma and an inhaler and you think "oh if he doesn't get out in time he will die" but no they abandon that subplot a third of the way in
>>221986361How do we describe the genre of zoomer/gen alpha media?Always with these "scenarios"
>>221986555>they can't as it's all forest on both sides of the roadokay>then you also never die unless you somehow kill yourself. you don't need water, food, etc. your cars gas never runs out eitherthat's mega stupid, but what ever
>>221989554look, I am a millennial but this shit isn't much more low brow than "what group of teenagers will Freddie or Jason or Michael Myers kill this time". Horror has always been a low quality genre.
>>221989613The difference is I actually like those people in those movies.They remind me of my older cousins and all their cool friends that I looked up to in the 80s when I was just a little kid.Zoomer horror ensembles don't resonate with me the same way at all really.
>>221989613At least those slasher movies had some gaps in release time, where as Backrooms, Exit 8, this slop etc are just the same theme. >woah dude a spooky place that is endless and we can't get out!Except Kane fucked up the concept by actually having an easy exit, but that's a while other thing.
>>221989584>that's mega stupid, but what everThere would actually be a decent film in the idea if the family in the car starts to pass by other abandoned cars on the roadside and starts to figure out their horrible situation when they have to loot said cars for food and shit. Mummified bodies in old derelict cars, endless forest road, something in the woods makes it dangerous to leave car, night time comes, mist, strange noises, trees you can't see the tops of, the feeling of constantly being watched, having to piss, etc.
>>221989584>stay>fuck the girl, make children>eventually a civilization of immortal forest elves forms
>>221986361It's a Sam Neill tribute isn't it?
>>221989650They were all nameless people with no personality. You liked the attractive woman because you are an indian coomer.>>221989675I just named three dude. All horror movies back then were just "what thing is going to randomly kill these teens/people"
>>221989759Yeah but having the story about a place you can't escape that just loops is a lot more specific and not quite as open as there being some random killer. Note as well that all of these new movies are distinctly derivative of Backrooms and are just changing the scenery slightly, to the point where you could just say they're levels of the Backrooms (the forest is also a level in the internet lore btw).
>>221987808Bus that has to keep going 50 mph forever
>>221989800>Yeah but having the story about a place you can't escape that just loops is a lot more specific and not quite as open as there being some random killer.Grug have idea. What if combine Back Rooms concept with Escape Room concept? People go to play but escape room haunted? Grug not smart, Grug go back to hitting rock with wooden stick.
>>221989675I don't see how having an easy exit made the backrooms worse. Having the whole runtime spent wandering the backrooms while lost wouldn't have worked for something movie length, unless you add in a bunch of lame levels
>>221989859>uh oh scary monster! oh well, i'll leave through the exit and maybe pickup something in the gift shop on the way out.The main concept and fear of the Backrooms was you no clip in and can't get out, all while being pursued by something. There are no stakes if you can just walk right out of the situation.
>>221986361>doesn't post the trailerfucking retard faggot piece of shit jerk idiot
>>221989847Kino
>chink>white guy>black girlthis type of friend group doesn't exist
>>221989800>>>221989759 (You)>Yeah but having the story about a place you can't escape that just loops is a lot more specific and not quite as open as there being some random killer.No it's not. Almost every Jason movie was an enclosed area that people got killed in. If there wasn't a physical block it was just a terrible horror movie trope at the time that people didn't run away when in danger thus all those memes about people running up stairs when chased in a house rather than leaving the front doorI will never understand other millennials who need to have this weird elitism over stuff we grew up with which wasn't even made by us but boomers
>>221989888Well then it's a good thing that the climax still involves the characters getting lost and chased by an uncanny monster
Looks dull.
>>221986361I think I saw such movie, turned out it was all a le dream
are there really people here that are just hearing about this? there were threads every fucking day for a month once the rip came out
>>221989941That third act was horrendous, let's not play dumb here.
>>221989937Easy bro, I wasn't saying those old movies were better or unique, only that at least there was a bit of a break in-between. Right now it's like studios have decided they need to pump out the exact same movie as much as possible. That still happened back then obviously but at least they were mostly contained to straight-to-DVD releases with low budget charm.I'm just annoyed that Backrooms is going to set the formula for horror movies for years to come and studios are more than happy to latch onto it for dear life.
>>221986361Didn't this come out last year
>>221986361>from the man who took a shit>and his producer who came in after him and saw he didn't flush
>>221989990I thought it was alright. But either way I think your point of wanting it to be more like the original concept doesn't translate well to film. I enjoyed Kane's first backrooms video but you can't really build an engaging movie if the protagonist spends the whole time stumbling around weird rooms. You'd need to add more entities or events, and at that point it gets dangerously close to the trashy tiktok backrooms
>>221990030I understand someone trying to make the argument you are making and maybe with certain genres you could make this argument but you chose horror, the most low bro genre entirely designed to make the most money with the least risk. I remember reading an article from someone who worked on the older Friday the 13th movies and he said the studio was embarrassed by those movies but they made money so every time they needed funding for something they actually wanted to make, they shitted out another low budget Jason movie.>easy broThat wasn't an insult. I see constant posts here and on /v/ and oter boards with other millennials obsessed with talking down zoomer entertainment being as good as theirs and it's genuinely sad especially since millennials didn't make their movies. Boomers did. Gen Z aren't making most of these. Gen X and boomers are. We get shit on with the "millennial writing" meme but we aren't writing most of that shit. Any lower quality of movies these days isn't zoomers fault but an overall societal slow decline that has been happening since the early 2000's. I will defend zoomers on this. They get too much shit. Like when they get blamed for killing the alcohol industry meanwhile the youngest zoomer is 14 so why the fuck are we doing a 1-1 comparison with them when almost half of them are not legal drinking age?
>>221990075There's still a lot more that could've been done in that concept. Finding other survivors inside, people from other time periods that just got trapped there (implied to be possible in the YT series) and different levels with different entities, with all of them grouping together to try and figure out a way to escape. Even the Backrooms wiki has some shit like that where survivors grouped together on one level and have a sort of outpost.
>>221989679>car starts to pass by other abandoned cars on the roadside and starts to figure out their horrible situation when they have to loot said cars They do>for food and shitI can't remember why, but one of them figures out you can't actually eat food either as it doesn't digest or something >Mummified bodies in old derelict carsTheres no bodies as you never actually die>endless forest roadThats exactly what it is>something in the woods makes it dangerous to leave carIt's other people that are trapped and they come out of nowhere as soon as you stopthe chinamen makes it to the end and then you can't drive anymore. you have to start walking
>>221990140The movie felt like to me the start of a universe with many unanswered questions. So I am intrigued. The director said he is doing a show as a sequel and thats it but I suspect when he moved on, A24 will keep pursuing the universe and I hope the director creates a production "bible" for them to follow so it doesn't devolve into "backrooms but in space".
>>221988775morpheus...I...what is it Neo? are you begining to believe ?yeah, i believe... youre a nigger
>>221990135>Like when they get blamed for killing the alcohol industry meanwhile the youngest zoomer is 14 so why the fuck are we doing a 1-1 comparison with them when almost half of them are not legal drinking age?My guess is boomers are blaming them considering they started drinking at very young ages. Adult zoomers also don't really drink desu but that's probably because they've seen what happened to boomers and their beer guts.I'm a millenialfag too and I think all the gen shit is retarded, I genuinely wasn't even trying to make an argument about old movies being better or something, only that I'm annoyed that now it's going to be a quantity over quality wave of slop that's based off Backrooms (which already feels like it was run into the ground by the time the movie came out).
>burn the forest>go full Lightning McQueen on the road destroying the asphalt
>>221990140That shit with the survivor outpost is what I hope Kane avoids. Not that it's completely terrible, but to me the idea of people surviving for extended periods of time within the backrooms, long enough to establish a settlement without going insane kinda goes against the spirit of it. More entities would be cool as long as they're used sparingly and aren't just The Clownlord that smiles at you from the shadows or whatever fnaf bullshit
>>221990214You are close but no I think there are deeper problems here and maybe people are becoming more health conscious but boomers need a bogeyman to blame to their investors so they can wave away their fuckups as "uncontrollable market conditions" so they don't get fired and that is 100% what they are doing by blaming gen z.
