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Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)22:23:04 No.221986972

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Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)22:23:04 No.221986972

What's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?

>You really want to know?

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)22:23:50 No.221986987

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)22:23:50 No.221986987

Remember when SNL desperately tried to turn this into a meme for 30 seconds by printing t-shirts and stuff, and completely failed.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)22:29:28 No.221987071

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)22:29:28 No.221987071

>>221986987
still kino. end of an era.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)22:41:57 No.221987255

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)22:41:57 No.221987255

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>>221986972
Her first SNL rap is still kino.
P is for Portman!
P is for pussy!
We love you Natalie!
I want to fuck you too!

LOL love that bit with her fanboys.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:15:29 No.221987861

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:15:29 No.221987861

>>221986972
would totally do her dry cleaning.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:25:44 No.221988061

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:25:44 No.221988061

Her name is Hershlag tho

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:26:37 No.221988078

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:26:37 No.221988078

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>Natalie's Rap is 20 years old now

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:34:01 No.221988213

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:34:01 No.221988213

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>Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
wat do

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:36:31 No.221988245

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:36:31 No.221988245

>>221988213
*unzips penis*

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:36:43 No.221988251

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:36:43 No.221988251

Id dock my boat in Natalie's port, man

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:37:57 No.221988278

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:37:57 No.221988278

>>221988251
You don't have a boat
You never even had your car

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:38:45 No.221988294

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:38:45 No.221988294

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>sequel is a cash-grab

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:42:35 No.221988352

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:42:35 No.221988352

>>221988294
i liked it, it's nowhere near as good as the first one but it's still a banger

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:44:33 No.221988376

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:44:33 No.221988376

>>221986987
>if you win you lose
lol, you leftoids are so pathetic

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:49:16 No.221988448

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:49:16 No.221988448

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>>221988352
Yeah her second rap is good but not near the level of the first. I do wonder what Nat thinks about the lyrics about her ex-husband.

My man dance, but he's not a ballerino
Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though

Since apparently he was giving good D to some other chick which is why Nat dumped him.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:49:51 No.221988462

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:49:51 No.221988462

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>>221986972
>i bust in dude's mouths like gushers, muthafucka

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:50:31 No.221988469

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:50:31 No.221988469

>>221988448
imagine cheating on natalie fucking portman

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:53:26 No.221988527

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:53:26 No.221988527

>>221986972
>What's a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
Me eating her butthole every night

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:54:57 No.221988554

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:54:57 No.221988554

>>221988469
Most girls get boring after you fuck them once. Wtf is wrong with u. simp somewhere else.

Anonymous
07/22/26(Wed)23:55:46 No.221988569

Anonymous 07/22/26(Wed)23:55:46 No.221988569

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>>221988554
natalie is one of the most beautiful women to have ever lived

Anonymous
07/23/26(Thu)00:01:30 No.221988664

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)00:01:30 No.221988664

>>221988569
Make up

Anonymous
07/23/26(Thu)00:03:17 No.221988694

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)00:03:17 No.221988694

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>>221988664

Anonymous
07/23/26(Thu)00:36:23 No.221989214

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)00:36:23 No.221989214

Mostly jewery and kikecapades.

Anonymous
07/23/26(Thu)00:42:41 No.221989315

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)00:42:41 No.221989315

>>221988469
Several coworkers were talking about her divorce when it was first announced. They all agreed if Natalie Portman's hubby/bf couldn't keep his dick in his pants then no way they could get their hubbies/bfs to be faithful. But yeah I agree wtf was he thinking fucking some other chick when he's got Nat at home all lubed up and waiting for him. Btw I think it's time to rewatch some Nat kino, any suggestions anons?

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