Is it worth driving 4 hours to see this in real 70mm?
It's not even worth pirating
>>221987221There's literally no film worth driving more than an hour at most to go see
>>221987260what the fuck is this clownshow good lord
>>221987221how many greek soldiers could realistically fit inside that Trojan Horse?
>>221987260Oh, it's a comedy!
>>221987282Odysseus only needed 10 good men to impregnate the bitch
>>221987275first time?
>>221987260>tfw when you drop your wallet in the mosh pit
>>221987297I also liked this one
>>221987320The way the guy tanks the kick but his arm snaps back always gets me, it's so unnatural looking. Someone said they were supposed to have edited in a gunshot to make it look like he shot the guy in the foreground but even then the whole clip is fucking retarded.
>>221987341OH NO NOT THE TINY TREES! AHHHH SAVE ME ATHENA!
>>221987364I love his stupid double-take also
>>221987286These dudes do not look scary at all.
>>221987260Why can't Nolan just hire a fight choreographer?
You driving to Dallas too?
>>221987341SINKING THESE SHIPS... WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!
>>221987617This shit looks like a parody
>>221987221I live less than an hour from one and won't be going to see it.
>>221987260
30 minutes away and I can't be bothered
>>221987260this entire ending scene was trash and I don't get the praise, its written like shit, lit and filmed like shit, edited like shit, there is no catharsis, and Odysseus has no plan whatsoever, he just becomes a MCU hero and kicks ass while telemachus does nothing
>>221987221Not at all. Don't waste your time.
>>221987341You can't fool me.This is clearly a clip from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
>>221987221It’s like throwing all that film into the trash. And wasting oxygen making this movie.
>>221987260Ah, famous Nolan's action scenes.
>>221987221I just went to 70mm imax for the first time, and it was an audiovisual assault. The screen filled my entire FOV vertically and horizontallyit was 100% worth it. The cyclops scenes and troy scenes were incredibly immersive. Felt like I got sucked into the screen.It was so gooddont listen to the shitposters and haters
>>221987221>Beaches have tides?
>>221987260Kek
>>221987221If you are even considering driving 4 hours to sit through a very mediocre 2 hour movie just because you recognize a lot of the names on the poster, then you are a fucking retard who does not deserve yo keep your money. And I fully support you spending 90+ dollars in gas, just to buy 1 ticket for 20-30 bucks. Because I am a big-oil share holder. And retards like you will benefit people like me more than the entire sum total of the box office benefits the studio.
>>221987260Is this from Meet the Spartans?
>>221987260Reminder this is 15 min into the fight when they finally grow some balls and rush the one man with a bow
>>221987260Why's it look like that?
>>221989557Ah but you see, he tricked them into thinking he was a glass cannon Turns out he wore armor underneath and was a parry build after all
>>221987221had a school field trip in the early 2000s to the StL Science Center and the IMAX was pretty new at the time and we saw some presentation and it had clips from a rollercoaster in a theme park and it about made me puke. tl;dr fuck IMAX
>>221987449Both guys have the most ridiculous reactions, it's hilarious.The first guy going from>I'm gonna get you batman, just as soon as can very slowly swing my gun arm up>you kicked me? why I oughta- [gets punched]and the foreground guy with his>what's going on here>shit, that's batman, where's everyone else>oh fuck they're getting their asses kicked>maybe if I just jump backwards he'll think he already beat me up
>>221987260JFC. I've seen the webm of Him doing the axe spin like a dozen times, and I thought THAT was fucking retarded, even without context... BUT THE CONTEXT JUST MAKES IT MORE RETARDED! He goes from being on his back, getting his shit stomped in by at least a dozen dudes. He looks at Spiderman and does the John Kent "No, my super powered son. Do not help me in this situation where you can very obviously help me." and then 0.2 seconds later he is on his feet, holding a weapon and fighting off a hoard of men with the strength and energy of 2015 Steven Segal. just fucking kekno
>>221987221just wait a few days.nobody will care anymore.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221987221*pushes up wraparound shades**strokes his white goatee*nope don't go see it, nawt worth it, I got a 70 inch screen at home all the unlimited popcorn i can ask for and I will never watch thattoo many woke elements Real movies like Braveheart, they'll NEVER make again. Won't catch me seeing this crap. Whatever.
>>221987260The greatest movie of all time according to Reddit.
>>221987617man you can really see zendaya's range in here, she loves to play her favorite type of character, the woman who scolds and nags little weak men
>>221987260I'd rather be called chuds by bots forever at this point.
>>221987260Looks like a bollywood flick. I'm obviously completely disconnected with the normie goycattle.
what's the point of such a big screen. it's just a mental illness. why not make it even bigger? just make it infinite big
>>221987320He's got echo damage buff.
>>221987221I don't think so, but since rips are available, can';t you figure it out for yourself. >>221990610I mean, functionally, putting your face close enough to the screen so it fills your whole FOV doesn't really seem to help anything that isn't fundamentally good to begin with..
>>221987221>brown color slopthat's how it looks like even in theater?
>>221987260lmao dude, I mean I truly don't give a shit one way or another about this movie, but every single clip I've seen on it has been pants fucking on head retarded looking.
>>221989177Seems like it wasn't good. What's good is IMAX.
>>221987475Pretty sure you'd be scared of them if they were actually coming at you. Also no I'm not a shill of the movie, didn't even see it.
>>221987221I thought all the IMAX theaters were booked for months in advance? That's what redditors keep saying.
>>221987260Are they supposed to be hurting him? This looks more like there's 20 guys trying to kick sand onto him while he angrily skids around
>>221987260god why did they make odysseus such a fucking jobber in this movie.
>>221991045He'd be scared if a roided out Randy Savage was running at him too, that still doesn't mean this costume looks intimidating on the big screen.
why are the costumes so fucking shit? genuinely looks like marvelslop
>>221987260Goofball Xena type shit. It's amazing the state of cinema is so low
>>221987221It's not a good movie, he should have worried more about making a truly epic movie, worthy of the story than the Imax psyop.
>>221987260Nolan is obsessed with realism.>Um ackshually, if a fight like that really did happen, it would look like this.That's why none of the characters are allowed to do anything that looks choreographed.
>>221987297>>221987320Nolan should just kept the shitty Batman Begins action editing
>>221987260Gods it's so fucking awful. Remember the truman show where they did the standby position. Each and every actors know what their starting point at, what they are supposed to be doing and where to go and what to do. This clearly does not exist in oddy. That's why it all look so messy and retarded. The three minutes IMAX bullshit does not help either. One shot you see oddy swung his axe near pillar where patinson supposed to be at, but he's clearly not there. Next scene it's patinson trying to hide behind the pillar. It's so janky and retarded. I want to like this movie but I just can't man, I'm sorry.
>>221987286Bane was more formidable unironically. The arrows have a fey quality more limpwrist cupid than stoic warrior
>>221989177stop pasting nikky fuentes' reaction in threads
>>221990610They did. It's called the Sphere in Las Vegas. One ticket to Wizard of Oz is $300. $600 for U2 live.
>>221987260What the fuck is even happening, how can it be so bad?
>>221987221I was 2 hours each way on the train and it was absolutely worth it. I would've happily travelled much further if necessary.Can you actually get good tickets though? You really don't want to be anywhere near the front, and ideally don't want to be too far off to the side (although being off-centre is less of an issue the further back you are).>>221987272An hour is nothing for this unfortunately. Half of Europe has to take an international flight if they want to see it, and Asia has zero 70mm screens.>>221991022I'll admit that it's hard to separate the movie itself from the imax presentation, and I'll also admit that some shots were blatantly framed for 1.43 imax and would be unavoidably compromised on a normal 1.85/1.9/2.39 screen.But it's definitely a good movie. I'll probably even watch it again in my local kinoplex at one point, and I hardly ever rewatch movies while they're still in cinemas.
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>>221987320>he doesn't know Batman's physical damage has AOEyou gotta read more comic books son.
Has anyone noticed that the most famous director of today, talked about everywhere by all kinds of people, is the same person who made that ridiculous movie with the person saying "I'm a big guy, for you" that was so bad it became a meme?
>>221992333I never noticed that.
>>221987260Better than Return of the King btw
>>221987221>Spend 8 hours driving to watch a shitty film, but on a bigger screen.If you have to ask anon, then answer was already no.
>>221987221No, it's a bad movie.Doesn't get better if the screen is big.IMAX doesn't add anything at all
>>221992333He even copied it.
>>221987260...What?
>>221987272How sad for you.
>>221987272I drove 2,5 hours to see avatar 3. It was worth it.
>>221987260>>221987286>>221987341>>221987617once in a lifetime prestige cinema experience with an all-star cast and renowned director that requires special snowflake aspect rations to truly be experienced btw
>>221987341New Monty Python skit?
>>221987260every new clip is just worse and worse. It's like a parody of how stupid modern audiences are and how dumb the film industry is. what a joke.
>>221987260they not even kicking him...
>>221992930Just adapting to the audience's taste. Maybe Nolan could have made something better, but it wouldn't have been deemed as profitable.
>>221992383Fuck you
>>221989473Bitches come in tights
>>221989177>The screen filled my entire FOV vertically and horizontallyThis is what's cool about a genuine large IMAX theater/screen. But they only show Nolanslop, which sucks.
>>221987221Nigger, if you’re contemplating driving four hours to see a movie, especially something like The Odyssey, you have other issues that need to be addressed first. LMAO
>>221992333For me, it's "Now's not the time for fear. That comes later."
>>221987260I try spinning. Thats a good trick!
>>221987221i'll watch it on my phone, half-drunk, half-asleep, in my bed and probably fell asleep within 7 minutes.
>>221992924>when you fail to deliver a shrubery
>>221992141Someone needs to edit the BAM! and POW! effects from the TV show into these clips, but make it so that they expand out to hit the guys that take a dive.
>>221987260>nolan is the bestUhm did we watch the same movie?>movie?Normies have been cooked as they say since they all got injected with experimental science juice.
>wooden horse>looks like its 3d printed in resin
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>>221990558>Looks like a bollywood flick.No it doesn't, any Bollywood movie has better choreography, lighting and costumes.
>>221991470>I want to like this movieWhy?
>>221987221the people recommending this movie to you want you dead
>>221989760My favorite moment is when they cut out the cyclops conversations and tricking him into getting drunk.So he chomps on a guy armor and all, looks at the others fully armed men next to a active fire, then just falls asleep a minute later.
