>tfw you're now older than Stifler's mom
No I'm not, I'm only 37.
she was playing a 50 year old
Jennifer Coolidge always had an older look to her she was 37 when AP was shot but i would have guessed her to be mid 40s.But yeah reality check most women used to have kids in their early to mid 20s so i dont see how this is controversial
38 is young if you're not a fucking HAG (that i'd like to fuck very much)
why did white americans promote the milf culture
>>221994547What's the reality check?That there's still time to fuck a teenager?Stop shitting up the site with your twitter threads.
36 is still young...
I'm 35Still just a kid
>>221994698there is a saying my country among the lines of "with an old bike you learn how to ride"id say men under 25 usually wanna fuck some older women while after 25 you wanna fuck the young ones
>>221994827>id say men under 25 usually wanna fuck some older women while after 25 you wanna fuck the young onesThis is so true for me that it's insane.
>>221994547Even that kid from Nirvana is older than her; and has five children.
>>221994547I'm the same age as her. I always fantasied about worshipping her feet while she looked at me with that smug face.
>>221994547Should have been played by Julia Benson.
>>221994547Men under 40 are practically children. Their prostate has not even begin to grow.
32
>>221994547I would have guessed mid 40sShe looks bad for 38
Mogs most girls in their late 20s
Hence the rise in GILF Fetishism silly.
Joke's on you, I'm 36.
Barbie get bogged.
>>221994547>stiffler's momeven as a high schooler i never got the hype, she's fuckin gross
>>221996235I didn't get it back then, but I get it now. Milfs are an acquired taste.
shannon elizabeth is 52 and doing OF now
>>221994547I'm 38 and fuck 18 year old boys, I don't look as old though.
>>221994698>white americansLike the famously white producers of American Pie?
>>221994547>n-no I'm only late-30s>38 i-it's still younganons, come on
>>221994698Sexual attraction to mature women are often related to lack of maternal love during childhood or trauma
>>221994547I don't get whats being checked here.
>every woman 35-55 that is single is full of botox, in shape, has a good paying job, and super slutty since they are trying to get married and have a kid because they fell for the propaganda when they were youngShit I am loving being 35 bros but I am a semi-normie
>>221994698>Why do men like to fuck hot womenI would explain it to you but it would be lost on a homosexual
>>221997063No, it's usually just an older woman having a good face and big titties usually
>>221995632She's not 38 on that pic, that's from 2012 in American reunion
>>221994547Glad I'm not a girl.
>>221994547The fuck you say
>>221994547>tfw youtube is recommending me "retard on a lawnmower" videos
>>221994827I still like older women at 37 but I'm am autist with an oedipal complex
>>221997105& working out
>>221997081I’m 33, in shape, and make 90k/yearWhy can’t I find these women? Every woman I match with on tinder is some fat bitch, has kids, or doesnt work. Sometimes all 3
>>221994827>>221994698Zoomers are falling for the millenial hag memes
>>221997318>millenialESL
It influenced a generation
>>221997318Unironically basedI'm 35 (and married) now, but I wouldn't date a woman under 28 for the same reasons.
>>221997318the women his age are riding millennial dick
>>221994547never found her attractive. Thought she looked bogged
>>221997492Me too.
>>221997227Couldn't tell you. ~33 was when I started to hit my stride so maybe it's coming. Im a white guy in a place full of Mexicans in California and I like mexican women so that might be part of it. Im 6'2 and not really in shape. Don't swipe on the girls you wouldn't date either, you're just wasting swipes and both your times.
>>221997454Zoomers are so sexually unappealing, both genders are turning to hagllennials rather than fuck each other
>>221994698Don't see how it's a "culture" women don't stop being attractive in their 30s or even 40s or after they have kids. I think what happened is prior generations,a 40 year old woman was looking like a granny, not because she aged so horribly, but they started wearing their hair weird, their clothing was granny clothing. When I was a horny young teenager going through puberty, the show gilmore girls was popular and new. Pic related was the mom and she was in her 30s. She has a daughter in the show who was supposed to be a teenager/high schooler, the actress was 18 in the first season. She was attractive for sure, but I was crazy about the mom. Didn't take porn or exposure to any culture to feel that way. Muh dick knew what it liked.
>>221995118I had the biggest crush on the girl in the middle.
>42It's well and truly over.
women in their 30s are really intimidating to shutins like me
>>221994547>roastie-posting moment
>>221994547"Only" if you think 38 is still young. You probably are one of those delusional faggots that call 17 yo children, and people attracted to teens pedos. wake up nigga your prime already passed a long time ago, you are old.
Mature feeta
>>221994547yeah and she was uglythere are much hotter much older girls
>>221998136then what do you call the following 70% of your adult life?
When did being nearly 40 become "young"?
But can you jump and skip around like a kid???
>>221998574You should be fucking dead by 60, is not natural to live up to 100. You are ruining everyone else life. Old people refusing to die is causing all these problems in the economy, and now middle age people are thinking they are just starting life and they want kids at 40. Cmon really?
>>221994698Its a highschool movie. Milfs are awesome when you are in highschool. Its a grass is always greener thing. When I was in highschool I thought older women were super hot because they had big mommy milkers unlike all the thin flat chested teens around me. Now that I am in my 30s, thin, flat chested teens look more appealing than all the fat single moms.
>>221998825you first
>>221998747It's not, it's middle aged.
>>221994547wait isnt that the one from white lotus? She was pretty cool in it. Good actress
>>221997318Lol zoomer women are so shit that zoomer men would rather bang millennial roasties.
I'm 35, but still dream to have the milf fantasy. Guess that means I need to fuck a 55 year old. I'm cool with that.
>>221994547She tapped into the Miss Piggy with fat Tits market pretty well
>>221998825The problem is boomers (current old people) were a huge generation, then they didn't have nearly enough kids to prop up all the old people gibs they would need one day. It won't be as much of a problem after boomers die off because there isn't such a huge imbalance in the sizes of following generations, but everyone who is under 50 should prepare to be fucked hard by Social Security and Medicare. We're going to pay more into these programs while receiving less from them thanks to boomers underfunding them while they were in the workforce, then draining them dry on their way out the door.
>>221996875>when I was younger I had two different girls that I was really into get taken by vastly older guysI’m 31 now and wondering at what point do I get younger girls starting to become interested in me.
>>222000171its not worth it at allt. also 31 and had 23 y.o. for half a year.
>>221998747Our rulers want us working until 80, so we have to redefine our concept of "old". From now on you won't be considered old until your mid-60s at the earliest
>>221997625no one tell him
How is this shocking? I'm older than a lot of trailer park single mothers but I don't think I'm missing out on their lifestyle.And it was a shit plotline. Dude read one book on tantric sex, pretended he was a guru and likely spent the night trying to pretend he knew what he was doing while she pretended she was still in high-school.>>221997318>their confidence, emotional maturity and clear sense of direction in life Has this Redditor ever talked a woman in her 30s?
>>221994698Women enter the sexual peak at around 40. This is right around the time when the sexual revolution had finally culminated in bored housewives being told to live their truth and follow their bliss and abandon their families and husbands.The availability of 40 year old women desperate to be dicked down by teenaged men skyrocketed. No one wanted to compete with men their own age to fingerbang Courtney behind the bleachers when Mrs. Robison was giving out anal and menopause-safe creampies.
>>222001089>Women enter the sexual peak at around 40.To clarify, you mean in terms of libido, right?
>>221998747When millenials became the most peter pan syndrome generation
>>222001275Millennials*ESL boomer
>>221998747just say you're bald and fat...
I'm 22. What's your advice for me, boomers?
>>221994698Are you a eunuch by any chance?
>>221994547DILFS are cool too
>>222001516if i was giving advice to myself at 22 i guess i'd say buy bitcoin
who is stifler and who is his mom
>>222001516dont be a good boy and dont follow rules unless they are forced hard on youno one is going to reward you for that,specially women.if you want to marry,then thats a whole different story.
>>222001516Lift and watch your blood pressure, it's the silent killer
>>222001516I would say to myself>stick to your goals and don't let yourself get led astray by womenbut i know you young'ns have a whole different set of problems, so I don't know
>>221994547>only 3838 is 62 in man years
>>221994547>your now older then julia from hellraiser
>>222001550you'd woulda been better off buying nvda
>>221996235nobody cared about her specifically, it was just the funny coomer fantasy of one of your friend's moms being hot and wanting to fuck
>>222001516Learn how to avoid taxes legally, save and invest. The system will reward you if you follow the law and play your cards properly, get a high score credit, use it to buy assets. Compound interest is awesome, start now and you will be rich.
>>222001931He wasn't asking for financial advice, retard.
>>221994547That's not from the first movie so the pic is misleading
>>221994698>>221997018>>221997318This is all intentional, right? NO NO NO wanting to fuck a 19 year old blonde woman is WRONG but yes you should definitely be fucking a 58 year old granny?What the fuck is up with this? I say this as someone who has only had sex with people older than me, lol
>>222001516>Don't give up on things so quickly, learn to just do things instead of overthinking or waiting for "motivation">Spend 70% less time online>Get a job and invest as much as possible in index funds
>>222001869not really, that wouldn't pay off for too long
>>222001516learn how to cook a few meals, steak and pico de gallo is pretty good for instancedo some stretches everyday, and some basic weight lifting, just 15 minutes a day of each is very easily doable and will change your lifedrink a bunch of water with every mealget certified or a bachelor's degree or something... I've been programming for about a decade, can't get a fucking job because HR says you're "uneducated" if you don't have a degree (about to finish one soon though)also start doing ANYTHINGI started designing websites in my early 20s.... learned touch typing to type really fucking fast... volunteered at a lab and got into some published papers (which came in handy later when applying to jobs)all of these things have helped me out one way or another, and I didn't expect it at all ("wow you know HTML??")do literally ANYTHING and you'll see it pay offer later in some weird, convoluted, and possible retarded waywhen it comes to women, feel free to fuck a prostitute but be safe about it... I know married guys that are absolutely fucking miserable, and YES, you are correct, women today are worse than they have ever been, your experiences are valid, people will tell you you're a loser for complaining about women, but the honest to God truth is that the average woman today is just straight up a bad person and it's okay to keep your distanceI have a fat fuck friend that has been playing video games for 12 hours a day since his early 20s. He's nearly 40 now and the exact same person he was back when I first met him. He's a fucking loser, and a parasite, and everyone hates him now. Be someone better.
>i'm officially too old to be the "young hot stud" the milf wants to get fucked bywhat do i do nowfuck grannies?
>>221997318This was written by a woman and if not it's probably the most convincing evidence I've ever seen for transgenderism being real.
>>222002048A lot of (((their))) propaganda and psyops are committed to destroying white birth rates, which means shaming the hell out of straight male sexuality or at least steering straight men towards hags and race mixing. Notice how there isn't any age gap hysteria when some 50 year old bear is hollowing out a 19 year old twink.
>>221994698We like to FUCK.
>>22199469880s bimbos were 40 now
>>221994827No, when I was under 25 I liked teenage girls. Now that I'm over 25.... well, you know what they say. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>221995625Jerry tried to force her
>>222000154There's going to be a pretty significant gap in size between gen alpha and its subsequent generations. COVID produced more babies than both world wars combined.
>>221998747The moment zoomer men showed up. Everything became relative.
>>221994547am i supposed to find this slag attractive?
>>222003527… strange how the birth rate has plummeted then.
>>221994547The actress was 38. The character is supposed to be a couple years older.
>>222001516BUY MORE BITCOIN
>>222003668Witness, a family favored by the Norwood Reaper. A healthy hairline and luscious locks will be yours, as long as you pass your blessings onto this family.
>>222002595I'm already a pretty accomplished home cook
>>222002459if you bought $10,000 shares 15 years ago it would be like $2,000,000 lol...
>>222003874>>222002459Bitcoin growth all time = 14,000% NVDA growth all time = 518,225.00%crypto is for broke retards
>>222000918It's this.The way things used to be:>graduated high school>get a job paying the equivalent of $85 an hour with a firm hand shake>fool around for a little bit, start seriously dating at maybe 21>get married, buy a house by 25>two or three kids by 30>the rest of your lifeNow it's: >graduate high school>no, that's not enough>you need four years of schooling>no, that's not enough either>you need some certifications>whoops HR doesn't recognize those >age 35>you can finally make almost as much money as a Boomer did when they were flipping burgers as a teenager>the girl you were supposed to marry got a job paying $75,000 a year because that's what jew day care wants>she views you as beneath her, and won't be having kidsIt's all on purpose
>>221998537She was ugly, but she's a comedian. Getting a legit milf like Linda Carter wouldn't make sense for a comedy movie, but Coolidge had already been in a movie with Eugene levy so he also probably got her in.
>>221997675I am 42 and I say that I am too old for this shit every day
>>222001516do not get old
>>222001577
>>222002364>Get a jobIf only that was easy...
>>222003874>>222003947>just pick only winners and time every investment perfectly broPost billionaire portfolio if it's that easy
>>222001516learn a tradeelectrician, carpentry, plumbing. you will always find work.
im only 33
>>221994698because it was a time period in which your friend's mom was quite likely to be hot, unlike nowor your teachers or nurses or etc.it wasn't anything to do with her actually being married but about the target rangenow everyone's just fat and sad
>>222004219It was a little easier when I was 22, 16 years ago...
>>222004576for me it was the 7th grade english teacher. she checked almost every one of my preferencessmight drive to moms house just to find the yearbook
>>222004663I don't even know man. I can't do the grinding interview prep and applications constantly.
>>222001516Look after your back, it's basically the one part of your body you can't get back after you fuck it up.
>>221994547She looked diabolical for 38.
>>222001706>he says that when millennials are went bald in their mid 20s
>>222005774Your paycheck and sperm count don't go down because you're bald.
no im not...
>>221995632For reals. My first thought wasn't "damn, I'm older than stiflers mom" it was "holy shit this bitch always looked old as fuck"
>>22199454735+ is middle aged.35 x 2 is 70, which is around the age people start dying naturally. 35 through 50 is a good range for middle age people. I'd say most millennials will die between 80 and 85, so 45(ish) is peak middle age.Gen X is old. They are senior citizens now. All your favorite musicians and actors from your childhood can get a senior citizen discount at Publix.Just accept it. I'm 38 and dgaf. My dick still works. It doesn't matter if I'm ugly. We're heading to a liberal dystopia. Paying for your neighbor's nudes and pussy will be the norm.
>>222006041Are you a time traveler from the middle ages?
>>222005915But it does
>>222006041>We're heading to a liberal dystopiaNigga we're heading to civil war, or at the very least an extreme sea change in the political climate. Far more extreme than MAGA lol
>>221994698I’ve just always been wired that way. Young girls will always just look like soulless dolls to me, unless they got great curves or something. I’ve fucked some very hot milfs in my life. Young chicks too, but usually their simplistic views on life start annoying me.
>>221997675I’m 33 and starting to feel too old for some shit. Being really invested in culture wars for example. Or only thinking about getting sex.
>>222001516Live and experience. Everyone will face different problems in life because we are all wired a little bit different and are in different environments. So any individual advice can be useless to you. Whatever hardship you face in life, push trough and try to learn from them. Be active and try to waste as little of your time as you can (shitposting, social media, video games, porn ect.) That way you can live and experience the most and learn from that. Time is very limited in life and youth is a rather short amount of time.>>222002595The women are the same as ever. They like accomplished men naturally (not assholes, but confident succesfull men). If you have trouble with women, it means that you either have little confidence, are autistic or you’re a genuine asshole with personality problems.
>>221994698You what, son?
>>222006649>The women are the same as ever.No, the amount of preferential treatment they now get in school and the workplace is astounding. And the women are incredibly supercilious about it.
>>221997588>women don't stop being attractive in their 30s or even 40s or after they have kids?
>>221994827I know you faggots won't believe me but fucking older women unironically made me a better lover. Before I wasn't able to make girls cum, now after years of fucking older women I can make girls cum and also cum at the same time as them. Being mid 30's is incredible because I'm fucking both 40 year olds and 20 year olds. You guys should really practice on milfs if you can cause they will give you experience.
>>222006853There will always be groups to whom society caters more to. Right now it just happens to be women. Doesn’t change the biological nature of women and what they find attractive in men. You sound to me like you’re the easily seething type. Women are sometimes oblivious to their superior position in society (like many people in good position are) but i don’t find then more stuck up about it than people generally are on things.
>>222001516eat healthy and exercise
>>222001516I've seen retards become welders to then get paid education & become engineers. People really need expert welders
>>222001516>>222002595As an aged anon, this is all good advice.I would add: try to avoid getting into a rut. Adult life is extremely repetitive; there are endless chores and responsibilities to stay on top of, and it's never really possible to keep every plate spinning. So try to stick to something manageable, like once a month, doing something new. Either trying a new recipe, visiting a new place on the weekend, watching a movie in a genre you normally ignore, whatever.Your brain needs novelty to stay fully functioning, and to stay happy. But just like junk food exists for your stomach, slop exists for your mind. Don't satisfy your life's need for variety with internet controversies and memes.
>>222006853That's obviously a roastie
>>221997105this
>>221994547No, I'm pretty sure she's in her 60s now
>>222001516If you ever have an opportunity to fuck a real hot girl, go for it. Remember, with women, there are no second chances. Either fuck her now or fuck her never. Also, pick your battles. If you have any asshole giving you shit either kick his ass or dont. Its your call. You might end up regretting not beating the fuck out of someone that deserved it.
>>222000797It’s worth it to me.
>>222000927Don't worry bro, I know. I remember people wearing shirts saying "I fucked the girl in Hanson"
I love hags so much it's unreal
>>221994547The fuck do I need a reality check for? Reality has been dogshit for longer than it wasn’t dogshit.
>>221997625
>>222001089>Women enter the sexual peak at around 40This is such reddit cringe
>>221994547Looks older than my mom who's 42. Fat bitch.
>>221994547The best time to have a hot steamy dirty sexual tryst with Stiffler's Mom is when you're 10-18
>>221997402I thought this was just a shitty slightly erotic soap for the longest time. YouTube's algorithm was pushing an "out of context" compilation recently so I caved and thought it was pretty funny, also saw Duck Philips and Dale Cooper.Possible I saw the only good bits of the show, but expectations subverted.
>>222011482If I had an opportunity like that I would probably have fucked it up. But if I had, and I could travel back in time, I'm sure I would be able give myself a pep talk and get my head right to take advantage
>>221994547I am but somehow she still looks older than everyone I know my age
>>221994698Because matronly shaped women, at least used to, have a class and proper attitude, while young hoes are incredibly dumb, shallow and expect princess treatment?Also, lonely housewives, especially widows, tend to have a lot of pent up sexual energy and frustration. Also they know how to cook.
>>222011348Yeah Coolidge was never chosen for her looks but she seems freaky and actually like a mom who would fuck her sons friend, even Rebecca de moray felt forced when she played finchs mom
>>222004256Yeah, and you will find yourself being decrepit in the ripe old age of 40. Trades are a meme.
>33 >never kissed a woman >started getting erectile dysfunction >even if I do have sex I missed ouit on my sexual prime forever
a white 38 is a global 52, so doesn't mean much
>>222012324Man if it weren't for ai stories I wouldn't even fap anymore but I'm addicted to it
The girl from the tv show younger with hilarry duff played a 20 year old. People just look differently.
>>222006700Stranger things had so much cheesecake. Yum!
>>222002745Study mind uploading and synthetic flesh. You know what to do. ;)
>>222001516My advice: take heed of the words of one of the Founding Fathers.https://teachingamericanhistory.org/document/old-mistresses-apologue/
She boast on how she banged fans all the time. Good for her. Her episode on friends was hilarious.
>>222013589the 100 keepin it 100 frfr
>>222014512Splooge.
Finch's mom was hotter
>>222014655Never saw the other films. They are on the watchlist.
>film literally coins the term milf>a term that later became both one of endearment and a porn categoryShe embodied and encompassed an unknown taboo and gave definition to a desire that hadn't been defined up until then; that someone's mom or a mature woman was hot enough want to fuck and that it was a shared sympathy amongst the bros.
>>221994547>tfw a 41 yr old teenager
>>222001516Buy gold.
>>221994547she was hot back in the 90s, she was in a couple obscure sketch shows early on
>>222014857her and Chris Kattan were dating in the 90s when they were both at the groundlings lmao thats a hilariously mismatched sounding couple, shes like 6 feet tall and hes a midget, that might explain her cameo in Night at the Roxbury as the hot cop lady
>>222001516for starters, leave this place
>>222014914His famous and she is hot, the end.>>222014931Nah, fuck that. /tv/ is unironically the best place to discuss film and tv. Wish more people got into podcast.
i've had to move onto gilfs from milfs to satisfy my older woman kink. turns out the 60 year olds that aren't hog beasts are pretty fun still
>>221994698>lol those stupid Americans and their *checks notes* wanting to fuck older women sometimesWhy are thirdies like this?
>>222001516stop wasting time onlinestop wasting time watching shows and moviesstop wasting time
>>221995170>worshipping her feet while she looked at me with that smug face.Hottest thing imaginable.
>>221994547I don't see the problem, she's got it going on.
>>221998345Those arches are fucking insane
>>221998345good fucking god this is hot
>>221994547>30>They all say i still look 21Heh. Whatever you say baby.
>>221994681>38 is youngnot for a woman... 20yrs past expiration date gramps
>>222014693We called them cougars before.
Having a MILF wife is pretty awesome honestly. Mine's got DD titties and a big ass and I get to nut on both of them daily.
I turn 37 this year, people tell me I still look 20.
I hate how much porn drifted towards fake incest shit for milfs when the idea of your best friend's mom has always been much hotter
>>222017366millennials aged better than zoomers
>>222014693The Graduate came out over 30 years before American Pie howeverbeit. Also I don't remember anyone in my peer group actually thinking stifler's mom was hot. it was split like 90-10 between shannon elizabeth, the clear favorite, and a few less confident nerdier kids pretending they liked alyson hannigan's band slut character instead.
>>222001516unironically follow your dreams and do what you love. if you don't have any dreams and don't love anything, you're FUCKED and it's already over for you.
>>222004238You don't understand investing. Time in the market not timing the market. I have six figures of nvda shares. Wasn't 6 figs when I bought it ;). Have fun losing money on crypto broke ass retard.
>>221994547Why did Gen x and zoomers look like this before age 40? Were they chugging lead paint?
>>222012324Like how the fuck does this even happen? I’m 33 too and you’ve had years upon years of time to improoove yourself and put yourself out there. Must be some heavy autism, schizophrenia ect.
>>222016797I’d love to see some pics but i completely understand if you don’t want to share considering this is 4chan lol. But yeah i’d love to get some chick in her late 20s whi has big tits and ass, make her pregnant s couple of times and just look at her curves mature to become even bigger.
>>222017700>Also I don't remember anyone in my peer group actually thinking stifler's mom was hotIt was irrelevant how hot she was in comparison to the other girls in the film; it was the fact that Finch got some ass that night too, fulfilled the pact of losing his virginity before high school ended, completed his rite of passage into adult hood, and one-upped Stifler in the process. >The Graduate came out over 30 years before American Pie howeverbeitAnd it spawned a song. American Pie spawned a whole new word for the dictionary and an entire genre of porn, on top of changing societal attitudes in how it viewed maturer women.>Pie>Graduate
>>222011494Same here.My ex begged me to watch this with her and yeah it was actually pretty funny>>222002364 this anon gets it. The less online you are the happier you will feel>>222003668This dude is going to look exactly the same for the next 40 years tho
>>222006041We will unironically get another 50 years added to our lives with AGI (so we can wageslave harder)
>>221994698>white americanskikes aren't white.
>>222012324Just take cialis and stop touching your dick for a whileIf you're a fatty stop being a fattyProblem solved
>>222019049ThisCougars love to be chased.
>>221994827ive always found early twenties the hottest
>>221998345what the fuck that is disgusting
>>222006649no, women are not the same as evergetting 94% of all the new jobs is not the same as everAmerican women are intentionally raised to be whores and everyone suffers because of it
>>222006853My post detailing the specifics of this preferential treatment was deletedShows you just how much fucking preferential treatment modern American hoes get, doesn't it?You're not even allowed to talk about it
>>221994698>white >americans
