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my wife s ansa
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How did you guys inagine the beautiful characters from the books? This is how I saw Lyanna.
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poppa bear?
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reachman scum
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This is how I always saw her
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Patricia Redwyne my beloved..
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The strongest dornishman of all time? Killed by a northern swamp hobbit.
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sex with daeron
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Ormund...
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Oromondo-san
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Maesters unanimous: Edmure Tully was the only good riverlander to ever live.
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is there one (1) hotd character who isn't insufferable?
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>>222014353
My wife. You know who I mean.
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>>222014353
I still enjoy Aemond being an edgy anime character.
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>>222014370
The kings of rapers?
I know we've all been had by him in every way a man can have another man nonconsensually; but you actually went ahead and married him?
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>>222013606
>>222013701
He is right
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>>222014300
He should have been nicknamed the "Big Bird" on account of his hawkish features and height.
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sex with blind hobo arya
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>>222014419
Reading a bit into that piece.
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>>222014353
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>>222014419
>15 yo with a 22 yo
nothingburger
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>>222014353
G-wayne
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>>222014466
Aemond just randomly killing this guy was amusing for some reason.
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>>222014353
joffery velaryon
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>>222014466
he kind of looks like an obese makear here
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>>222014353
The rightful queen of Westeros.
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>>222014569
nosefu!
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>>222014569
Queen Hambeast of the Iron Grill.
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why isn't harrenhal cursed in got? how will they explain the all powerful SSS rank woods bitch just suddenly vanishing by the time of janos slynt?
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>>222014603
F&B2 isn't out so we don't know what happened to her specifically, in the book she's amassed a band of outlaws, is preggers claiming it's Aemond's babby, and has seized Harrenhal.
A group dudes were sent to kill the shit out of her, but were greatly outnumbered by the outlaws that are following her and got their asses whooped. The book leaves it at that and now we're waiting to see if GRRM will finish:
Winds of Winter
The next Dunk and Eqq short story
And Fire And Blood 2
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Renly shoulda been king and I stand by that until the day I die.
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>>222014603
We'll have to wait for Fire and Blood 2 Electric Boogaloo for answers to that and many other questions.
The last time Alys is mentioned in Fire and Blood is she's camped out in Harrenhal commanding a small band of bandits and rogues calling herself the Witch Queen with a small boy she claims is Aemond's son. A Kingsguard was sent with a hundred men to retake Harrenhal but were slaughtered. Aegon III's regent was planning to send a larger force to take the castle.
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>>222014353
Aemond
Aegon
Cole
Gwayne
Tyland
Larys
Ormund
Daeron

You know, the boys
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>>222014353
I like Orwyle
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>>222014919
Tyland and Gwayne are based
The rest are annoying faggots especially Ormund
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>>222014353
King Viagra was the only reason I didn't drop this mess during S1
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Aegon looks surprisingly able bodied for a half churro half man
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She looks so beautiful here.
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>>222015140
Shes a stupid ugly whore faggot.
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>>222014379
Do they never get struck by lightniggening?
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>>222015162
takes one to know one
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>>222014379
We must TAOOBA, with haste.
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>>222015162
Kys potato faced genetic dead end permanently seething chud. You will never be worth a shit
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>>222015162
damn imagine getting mogged by a tranny and letting everyone know
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>>222015162
based
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>>222015140
She always is.
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POPPA BEAR!
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I would take these 2 goofballs over Dunkaccino and Omelette
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>>222015162
trvke frankly
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why do they call mysaria the white worm if she's brown like rob's foreigner wife
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>>222015306
Because in the books she is a valyrian from lys
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>>222015306
Show wise in Season 1 she wore alot of white.
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>>222015423
how come they casted a black man for ser penis the brown
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>>222015306
>>222015356
She is also an albino
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How will you react when it's revealed that the Sons of the Harpy are the ones that killed the gold cloaks?
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>>222014419
That fag was like the second or third biggest pusher for R+L=J how come he's using the nono word to describe their relationship aka something we've been doing for years.
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>>222013565
How big is harrenhal anyway? Why would the witch lady be right there the moment the rapists finished climbing

Okay shes magic so she can just be places so I shouldnt ask questions, but why would Aemond be there at the exact moment the rapists finished their climb? Is his bed 3 feet from that door? It didnt look that way from the room we saw when he woke up after his agony nightmare
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>>222014353
Literally everyone in the greens minus Alicent
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>>222014419
pic related is the most loved romance in hotd. fuck this gay shill
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>>222015377
they give out h1bs in iron islands now?
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>>222014353
Sheepstealer
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>>222015517
yeah. nothing is white about the bitch in the show.
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Has anyone else noticed that literally all of the directors are female?
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>>222016320
The future is female apparently
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I would like to pork Dany.
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>>222016346
But the show sucks when you consider the absurdly high budget and the amount of talented actors. Its only shortcomings are the writing and the directing which are apparently all women.
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>>222013565
Are you lot still watching this dreary shit?
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>>222016383
she is a torta now
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>>222016346
phia angy
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who here /AEGON/
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>>222016488
who is on part 2 jojo?
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>>222016532
Ser Alfred Broome
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>>222014569
Is that Greta's mom?
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>>222015248
>>222015162
>she
It's they/them actually
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>Helaena is going to die attempting to look at the moon instead of by suicide after Mysaria tells her about the death of her son
Sarah Hess' self insert can do no wrong, just like Rhaenyra
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>apparently in the next two episodes there will be few hints in favors of the Aemond Whent theory
>Twitter is discovering the theory and going nuts over over
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>>222015517
No she isn't, she's of Valyrian descent from Lys, they have pale skin, purple/blue eyes and white/platinum blonde hair
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>>222015517
No in the books shes from Lys, the only free city with a majority of people with Valyrian features. Some Targs used to move there looking for a valyrian wife to preserved their white hairs
Show Mysaria is mentioned as of Yi-Ti origins to justify why shes a half gook instead of a Daenerys clone
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>>222016412
If your wealth leads you here, what use is your wealth
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>>222016671
Nah its probably got something to do with the Jaehaera timeskip vision
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>>222016762
Hilarious how they have Daemon as a Valyrian supremacist who wants to conquer the world and then they turn his Valryrian mistress into some Yi-Ti gook
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>>222016814
>Never ask a valyrian suprematist the color hair of his GF
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>>222016814
>house of the dragon
This show should have been overflowing with haughty valyrians to contrast with Dany being one of the only targs left
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>My husband, the late Lord Luthor. Oh, I loved him well enough, don’t mistake me. A kind man, and not unskilled in the bedchamber, but an appalling oaf all the same. He managed to ride off a cliff whilst hawking. They say he was looking up at the sky and paying no mind to where his horse was taking him.
Holy chad, what a kino way to die.
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>>222016889
>haughty valyrians
This would've been Viserra and Saera if HOTD started in the middle of Jaehaerys I's reign like Gurm wanted.
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>>222016989
>if HOTD started in the middle of Jaehaerys I's reign like Gurm wanted.
wtf would be the point of starting so early? The Council of Harrenhall was perfect as the prologue
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>>222016895
Remember that originally her sister or cousin was meant to marry Luthor. So she asked to be trained by professional whores, sneaked in his bed chamber, have him the fucking of a lifetime, and after that night refused to marry anyone aside Olenna
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>>222016989
Why didn't they do that then?
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>>222016895
>paying no mind to where his horse was taking him
I didn't think a horse would run off a cliff even if its rider wanted it to.
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I was raped
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>>222017008
Maegor's reign is kino, I think a show spanning decades and covering all the kings up to Aegon I could be cool. On the other hand, HoTD is shit and the writers they have are clearly not capable of doing it justice.
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>>222014353
Although I'm a Blackfag (at least Book Version), Aegon the Second is absolutely the only good character in this fucking show thanks to T.G-C. Helaena would be there too if she wasn't written to dismiss her son's murder because "da ppl children die". I'm surprised Aegon's actor is actually asking/refusing to do things that won't fit Aegon like drunkly riding into battle, or kissing some guy's feet because Aegon must be humiliated, also the short scene between Aegon and Helaena after Jaehaerys' murder is really fantastic despite being so really short.
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>>222017127
really?
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>>222017127
what would you have me do?
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>>222017168
Stop raping, ser.
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Despite it's flaws, what went so right?
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>>222017310
It kept to the spirit of the source materiel presumably.
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>>222013701
>The face that launched a thousand shieeeeeeets 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>222017127
Sup Kevin Nash, didnt knew you was into HOTD
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Total Stark and Tully death and erasure.
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The one true Queen.
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>>222017421
No because the late Starks/Tullys are of the blood of Aemond
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>>222015248
Cersei mogs her.
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>>222017447
chud theories even more delusional than faegon blackfyre and jon targ
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>>222017008
>>222017077
He wanted HOTD to run as long as GOT with 8 seasons and start with the earliest succession crisises like Rhaenys vs Baelon and later Rhaenys/Laenor vs Viserys and how she came to be called the Queen Who Never Was. But HBO was more interested in jumping to Dance right away since that period had the wars and dragon battles. It's pretty much a miracle that we even got to see Viserys I's reign.
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>>222017439
why the fuck did sam's dad follow her
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>>222017130
Maegor's reign is cool but his death is anti climactic and his overall reign isnt fitting for a tv adaptation.
He makes everyone angry and dies impaled on the Iron Throne.
It wouldn't translate well to TV building up a villain of his caliber and then his eventual end is accidentally offing himself.
There are basically no major battles either. The entire conflict is almost entirely between the crown vs the faith and the latter gets fucking obliterated. Aegon's army doesn't even put up a fight cause they give up immediately after seeing his tiny ass dragon get nuked by Balerion. And by the time Jaehaerys marches on to King's Landing, Maegor is dead.
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>>222017609
He felt obligated, he probably thought not bending the knee to Dany was an easy an out and that his son would have sense to kneel to her.
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>>222017439
died under some bricks
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rape
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>>222017753
Stop
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>>222017753
d-daeron.. please stop
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>>222016488
I cancel the entire show as it is right now and just use the budget to have a show about Aegon and Larys going through westeros collecting allies like a fucking fetch quest
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>>222017609
forced by the retarded d&d plot, he should be amongst the first to join dany, it's one of the worst inconsistency of the later seasons.
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>>222017310
>the people in charge read the source material, understood why it is the way it is
>didnt assume they were bigger than the work and that its not their job to outshine the author
>take creative liberty to things that arent toxic butterflies, so the changes enhance the work, not alter it
it was perfect
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>>222013565
how tf did she get pregnant if aegons dicks is a burnt stuble?
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>>222017942
no he wouldnt, she was bringing a foreign horde of rapists with her
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>>222017970
dumbshit like you who doesn't know the lore of the Tarly should shut up forever
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>>222018026
hes talking about the show not the book you infinity nigger. tully clearly says danny is foreign bitch
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>>222018073
*tarly
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>>222017929
Shut up and take it Ormund!
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>>222017609
She took Young Griff' role as the foil of Dany for the Throne and the books heavy hints Randly Tarly will betray the Tyrells to join team fAegon
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>>222016989
>Alysanne tries to marry Viserra off to a fat old man who's already been widowed four times
what the fuck was her problem?
It honestly makes no sense, Alysanne claims Viserra is ambitious and wants to be queen, so she tried to seduce her brother Baelon. BUT that doesn't make any sense, because when that happened Aemon was still alive and heir, so seducing Baelon wouldn't even work.
It just comes off as Alysanne really fucking hating this one teenage daughter of hers.
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Have you guys thought about the fact that since Aegon 1 was half Velaryon, and according to show canon Velaryons are Black, Aegon would be a mutt in the conquest movie?
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>>222018489
>Alysanne really fucking hating this one teenage daughter of hers.
Definitely a possibility.
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bear poppa ...
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>>222013701
emetic
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>>222018533
Yes, but it also wouldn't make sense because they already depict Jaehaerys and his line as white. For that matter, the later Targs were also portrayed as white in both GoT and Dunk. The Velaryon shit will just never make sense now, there's no point thinking about it.
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He comes....
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>>222018649
Also, they'll never make them black because they're not stupid enough to not be aware that it would significantly reduce their audience. The Velaryon mother is a detail they can retcon or just not mention, not a character that actually shows up.
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>>222013701
>This is how I always saw her

They nailed the casting...to a wall...
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>>222018930
This has to be fake
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>>222018930
>faglus and alt shift nigger shilled for this
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its over
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Climbed a pretty steep cliff today, when I reached the top I suddenly had the urge to rape someone, is that normal?
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SER... STOP THE RAPING.
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>no sex scenes in five episodes
cringe
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>>222013606
>Promise me, Ned.
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>>222014462
Kek
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So we talk about the episode the day it comes out and then just go back to talking about rape?
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>>222017310
Lack of executive oversight/control

HotD is the focus, so the bigwigs didn't give much a shit about Kot7K, leading to more creative control by the showrunners
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>>222018073
>hes talking about the show
the show is a fanfiction that contradict itself plenty of times, you like arya killing the night king or Bronn master of the coins or cersei having no consequences for blowing up the sept of baelor (just that alone will make Randyll tarly NEVER join cersei) if you think the writing of the show didn't became a pile of nigger shit by the end.
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>>222013606
>>222019236
we can't blame rhaegar if 15 y/o starks looked like that
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>>222019379
>got his entire dynasty wiped out and lost the kingdom they had ruled over for centuries
>cant blame him
stark pussy is temporary, Westeros is eternal...
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>>222016021
This is my take, however retarded:

She is Harrenhal. She refers to the castle as a “her,” something I’ve never once heard done to a building. She says it breathes and that it’s thirsty. So much of the magic in their world revolves around fire and blood, and in this case, it was Aegon who provided the fire and Black Harren the blood. If you take her being some sort of personification of the castle, or even a powerful ghost strongly tied to it, she knew those guys were climbing the instant they set to it, and could have been guiding Aemond through the castle stumbling in a delirium like we saw Daemon doing a few times.
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>>222016488
Fuck yeah. He’s precisely my flavor of evil. He’s practically Medieval Palpatine.
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>>222017127
Were you in your PROIME?
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>>222019471
Evil?
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>>222017931
Fucking A.
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>>222018657
Fucking based.
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>>222018930
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>dude, next week I wonder what Daemon will be doing regarding the Aemon situation, and how Deagon will react! Sure, Aegon is away but he could always come back, bringing Dareon with him. Baelon's new dragon pales in comparison with Valerion's companion but it might just end Gaemon's dominion and...
STOP! Name them John and Peter and normal names that aren't all the fucking same Jesus Christ
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>>222019308
That’s the drill.
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>>222019517
Yes. He used to just be spoiled and irresponsible, but he’s understandably now spiteful and driven. That doesn’t make for a good person.
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>>222013565
Did Viserys (brother of dany) have any illegitimate children?
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QRD on the significance of the moon and window shit? Is it foreshadowing?
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>>222019651
You forgot Vaegon in the citadel
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>>222019861
It is. Best I remember, she ends up jumping from a window, but I think it’s a fakeout. She’s going to eat the poison caterpillar.
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No I’m monitoring the thread on /tv/ today. Please request another thread tomorrow.
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>>222019055
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>>222019869
Vaegon probably tutored Ormund on how his family is retarded and dragons suck anyway.
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>>222018657
No, no, no!
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>>222014569
Hunter Schafer?
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Why were most Lannisters not as smart as Tywin or Tyrion? why the fuck is s8 tyrion so retarded holy shit
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The fact that we didn't even get so much as a cameo by the Cannibal still shits me.
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>>222019778
He probably did since George wouldn't want the Targs dying off forever.
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>>222020151
>why the fuck is s8 tyrion so retarded holy shit
To be fair, every character in S8 was fucking retarded
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>>222020166
the Cannibal is too cool for this shitheap adaptation
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>>222020186
there is no fucking way tyrion of all people would've ever believed Cersei would sent a lannister army north (nor would s7 tyrion make such a military blunder with casterly rock)
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>>222013701
>the face that launched a thousand Robert Baratheons
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>>222020170
Blackfyres will have to do.
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>>222020222
Blackfyres are a cadet branch, not the main family
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When will Aegon sit on my throne?
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>>222019778
>Did Viserys (brother of dany) have any illegitimate children?
not with the mopatis hired whores or mopatis would know, maybe if he was fucking other whores before they met him
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>>222020222
nigga what kind of numbers are those?
>Blackfyres will have to do
Viserys dicked some Blackfyre chick and the reunited Targaryen line will remain anonymous forever in the form of some bastard somewhere in the free cities
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>>222020287
Could Faegon conceivably be a bastard child of his? How old is Faegon when he’s first introduced?
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>>222020320
Faegon is a good boy who doesn't fuck whores.
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>>222020329
I’m asking if he could be Viserys’s kid.
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>>222020353
No, he is five years younger.
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>>222020372
Gotcha. Thanks!
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>>222020329
That’s right, mommy Lemore provides him with enough sexual education lessons
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>>222020320
no the times do not match, viserys has no bastards, seems he wanted women just when mopatis found them and this was also made to cover up any such story elements of this sort
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>>222017969
Anon, since Aegon's coronation, it has only been like 2 months, and Aegon was burned like one month ago
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>>222020382
*Jon Con
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>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
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>>222019778
Yes. Ilyrio feed them to Rhllor because they are blood of king.
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>>222016021
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Is Winterfell supposed to be a city or a castle?
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Thoughts on Ulf?
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>>222020078
based
>benjicot was cut
crazy
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>>222020444
He deserves better than Rhaenyra. Aegon would not only let him go to the inn but also go and drink with him and bought everyone beer.
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>>222020413
Nah, I think he just quietly jerks off thinking about Rhaegar, and then has a long crying session
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You probably don’t conquer Westeros at all.

A magical AR-15 with infinite ammo makes you nearly unbeatable in direct combat. Knights, infantry, and even elite warriors die long before they can reach you. Early on, people would likely believe you’re using magic or are chosen by the gods.

The problem is that conquering Westeros isn’t about winning fights—it’s about politics, logistics, and governing. One person can’t hold castles, collect taxes, feed armies, or stop constant rebellions.

Dragons are the biggest wildcard. If one attacks low, you might kill the rider or blind the dragon with accurate fire. If it stays high, there’s little you can do. Even if you defeat a dragonrider, the dragon itself is still a threat.

Your greatest danger is assassination. Once the nobles realize they can’t beat you in battle, they’ll poison your food, kill you in your sleep, or arrange an ambush.

The smartest strategy isn’t solo conquest. It’s joining a major faction, proving your weapon’s power, eliminating key enemies, and using your reputation to gain allies, land, and political influence. From there, you could potentially claim the Iron Throne.

If everything goes perfectly and you avoid assassination, conquering all of Westeros would still likely take 5–15 years. Your rifle wins battles, but kingdoms are won by armies, alliances, and administration.
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>>222020454
He probably would do exactly that, damn...
Well expensive wine and not beer.
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>>222020531
I think it would be beer because he is saving money so he can give people sheep after the war but it could be wine.
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>>222020442
it's a castle and winter town is the city or village i guess depending on population
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>>222020548
Depends on the mood mayhaps
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>>222020418
Blows my mind that the Targaryens didn't just try to flip the Daynes or Yronwoods against the Martells.
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What the fuck is wrong with Hightower genetics?
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>>222020574
???
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>>222020574
>What the fuck is wrong with Hightower genetics?

Not a damn thing.
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>>222020662
They’re all subhuman mongrels. Except for Gwayne.
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>>222020735
ok, moishe
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>>222020418
The Dornish have sharp Iberian, Middle Easter, even high caste Indian features, not a literal Aztec tribesman
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>>222020418
Shoot, Mesoamerican influence makes sense with the Rhoynish infusion into First Men/Andal Dorne.

>Stony Dornish = Castizo
>Salty Dornish = Mestizo
>Sandy Dornish = Indio
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Is my king literally dickless?
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i realized a few days ago that Jon will learn the truth about his legitimacy because of Sam using a glass candle to enter his dreams, the show did the non magical version of this. Also even though it doesn't make sense I hope Howland Reed is hanging out with Leyton Hightower
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>>222020782
They identify as a queen
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>>222020510
>A magical AR-15 with infinite ammo makes you nearly unbeatable in direct combat.
no, you would be killed by someone even in melee, its not a globe of magical force protecting you, its still a "rod" firing deadly arrowheads

you do not even have to tire or go to sleep to be in danger from dying even from close combat with a knife
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In January 2026, Martin described his relationship with Condal as "abysmal" and said his disputes over House of the Dragon involved changes from the source material Fire & Blood that he said affected key plot points. Martin said that, after the first season, he received early drafts, gave notes, and saw some changes made, but that "when we got into season two" Condal "basically stopped listening" to him, and Martin was later told to submit notes through HBO rather than directly to Condal. Sources said Martin and Condal's relationship worsened further during a meeting in which Condal presented his plans for season three, after which HBO asked Martin to step back from the series for a period before he was later brought back. Martin objected to Condal's vision for season three of House of the Dragon and said, "This is not my story any longer".[30] Condal, in response to Martin's comments, pointed to a statement he had given in March 2025, saying he had tried to include Martin in the adaptation process but cited "practical issues" and his obligations to proceed.[30]
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>>222014353
corlys
daemon
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>>222020166
He has basically two scenes in the book which are eating a dragonsneed and his kids and kneeling for Corlys' funeral out of respect, so he'd have nothing to do for the rest of the show anyway.
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>>222020418
stop spamming this ugly bitch
>>222014353
aegon and larys
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>>222021013
>Bravo George, now that you have mustered the energy to seethe, how about writing these whippersnappers how it really happened.

>What's that, "you dun wan it"?

>Ok then.
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>>222021119
pretty soon
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>>222021132
Haha...that's right...
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>>222021003
Nah I’d win.
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>>222020782
Jaehaera will be his heir after marrying Daeron.
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>>222020287
at what age dany and viserys went with illyrio ? and how long they lived as guests with him ?
Maybe before that viserys was old enough to have bastards
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>>222014353
>is there one (1) hotd character who isn't insufferable?
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>>222018649
They will go with something along the lines of Corlys' father coming home from an expedition to Sothyros with a brindleman wife.
Just like my lovecraft kinos about marrying gorillas.
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>>222021400
supposedly no as varys and illyrio knew what they were doing and illyrio took precautions by providing whores and they had planned ahead and would not leave any loose ends appearing here and there
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>>222020763
Dornish are in close proximity to Summer Islands and Wessos so why wouldn't they have Native and African ancestry?
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>>222021400
>before
excluded due to youth and the varys/illyrio factor that was aware of their lives even before mopatis took them in
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>>222020574
>Prosperous bloodline filled with handsome chads, gorgerous women, scholars, sorcerers
Nothing. If anything, donation of Hightower sperm and ovules should be spread among l'esser races to quickier their evolution
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>>222020782
He's walking fine ater mere weeks of the fall despite the Maesters stating he would had been stuck on a bed Forever. Given him 6 more weeks and The Seven will repair their chosen ruler's dragoncock too
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>>222021861
>accursed bloodline filled with flatal incontinents, whores, and insane autists
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>>222017310
Marketing dept was too busy doing data analytics on reddit/tumblr/bluesky/twitter to "guide" hotdoodoo's writers on where the story should go to and didn't have time to ruin Dunk.
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>>222021400
Viserys was the top raper on the streets of Bravos.
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>>222014462
>sex with blind hobo arya
Enticing.
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>>222021861
>among l'esser races to quickier their evolution
Or you could just accept and take pride in your Indianness.
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>>222021942
I'd rather put the stick round her myself.
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>>222016412
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>>222016412
In this thread we are KIND and UNDERSTANDING towards Emilia.
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This dude was excellent cast for the part but I have never seen him in any other /tv/?
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>>222022091
He's in a really bad poirot episode from the mid 10's.
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>>222022091
he has a good career after thrones. he played rebecca's father in silo
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>>222022080
>In this thread we are KIND and UNDERSTANDING towards Emilia.
Exactly.
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>>222022091
He’s the main villain in the later Resident Evil sequels.
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>>222021074
Don't care
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>>222022172
She can have my brain.
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>>222022091
fuarrkkk he's hot
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THE BREAKER OF CHAINS!
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>>222014419
They haven't portrayed shit in the show though, have they? Ned fighting outside the tower doesn't really count.
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>>222021074
>kneeling for Corlys' funeral out of respect
lmao he was out there looking for something to eat and smelled Corlys corpse
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Hightower.mp4
Where is it
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Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
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>>222022333
My dickON.
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>>222022499
>
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>>222022535
cute! CUTE!
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I'm not ready to lose her...
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>>222022535
Why's that dog wearing a targ wig
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>>222022499
....
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>>222013565
Wait, Cole is "the realm's greatest warrior"?? Danm, if only we had been shown his battle feats that scene might have had some meaning.
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>>222022620
He is maybe the best swordsman but that's about it. There are far better military strategists, far more deserving of being the realm's greatest warrior
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>>222022637
>best swordsman
best morning star user, that also used a sword -
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>>222022499
>swn give me a disinterested handjob while looking at me as if im the ugliest man in the world
Alcohol and Tears of Lys for me
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>>222022620
>"the realm's greatest
delusional clown of the kingsguard
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>>222022523
make up dept bogged Haley Lu
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Good morning staar
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>>222022598
damn this bitch is a slut ong
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>>222022688
bet you thought that was funny huh?
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>>222022499
>Amanda Collin is literally a MILF irl
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>>222022172
I love my brain damaged wife
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>>222022713
yh...
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>>222013701
There's no way this is real.
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>>222017310
Ryan Condom and Sara Hess couldn't get their hands on it.
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>>222013701
Lmao this is the woman the 300 year Drafon dynasty was destroyed for
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>>222022535
>>222022499
the lack of extras and establishing shots is so cheap and jarring
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>>222014353
Ser Criston the Bold
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>>222022870
THAT’S WHAT IT IS
I thought something was weird, it’s because there’s no people!
Season 1 GOT the Eyrie was jam packed with people
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>>222022620
>the realm's greatest
killer of smallfolk which he butchered in the tens of thousands, mr genocide the civilians in a civil war of succession
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>>222022499
she is reserved for /ss/ only
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Jaehaera will lead us!
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>>222023011
this is antisemitic
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>AI shart
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>>222020510
>Armed with my mighty Colt™ AR™-15 I'm invincib-ACK
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>>222023011
i die for she
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>>222022897
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are faceless men too OP?
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TICK TOCK JAEHAERAFAGS
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>>222023063
The last thing Daemon Blacktyrd saw before dying.
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>>222023068
he looks as if he sells watermelons from a datsun from street to street
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>>222022919
It was a trial by combat with everyone watching. only reason it had a lot of people
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The brutes raise a woman to the iron throne!
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does this season ever get exciting?
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I love House Arryn and the Vale so fucking much
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>>222023460
Is Robin even really an Arryn?
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>>222023485
Yes and no. I believe he's a mockingbird but for all intents and purposes he is a falcon
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Helaena the whore
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>>222023085
What the actual FVCK did GRRM mean by this character?
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>>222023518
grrm hates the reach
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>>222023545
his self-inset (Samwell) is a reachman
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>>222023460
>George implies Robin is LF's son
>Still has LF planning to kill him and plant that Harry guy on the throne
I guess we'll never see if it's just George having LF fool Sansa to test her.
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>>222023558
it make sense when you consider house tarly sided with rhaenyra
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>>222023576
Harry is also marked for death or is his pawn
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>>222023576
Petyr only fucked Lysa twice, once when he was a boy in Riverrun and a second time on their wedding night
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>>222023672
He paid her many visits when they were at King's Landing. That's how Robert was born
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Oh and Lysa tried to moon tea Robert because it was Petyr's and there would be terrible consequences if anyone found out, but he survived the tea, and that's why he is so sickly. Despite everything, the Seed is Strong
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>>222023696
Petyr was having orgies in his brothels, he was not having sex with Lysa while she married to Jon Arryn
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>>222023721
No but she was having sex with him
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>>222023719
>Petyr's chad braavosi genes tanked that shit
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>>222022897
kek redditors are malding over this meme right now
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>>222016812
>>222023064
>>222023085
I'm gonna fucking say it, Fire and Blood is sadistic demonic trash for what it did to Jaehaera. GRRM is literally Satan and the blackfags are cursed.
>durr Peake was former green
Don't care, he's part of the problem i.e GRRM making sure greens all die horrible humiliating deaths for daring to "usurp" his beloved Whorenyra.
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>>222023798
AHAHAHAHAHA GET PEAKED GREENFAG
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>>222023798
based
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>>222023798
Sorry but no anon based 4chan told me there is no anti green bias and grrm actually hate the blacks.
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Unwin Peake did nothing wrong.
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>>222017033
Show-only nonsense.
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>he married a woman who has had another man's cum on her face
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>Unwin Peake will never be punished because GRRM will never write another word of ASoIAF
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Why will he be punished? He did nothing wrong.
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>>222023798
>Don't care, he's part of the problem
well yeah he is green, they are all evil.

>>222023962
he was spiritually punished during the blackfyre rebellions
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Punished? What for? What is the charge ser? Eating a meal? A succulent Jahahera meal?
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Peake was just a less retarded Otto and that's why he was unpunished he never pushed his luck.
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>Condal is trying to make ''the starks are descendants of Aemond'' happen
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can't get these trumpets out of my ears: https://youtu.be/2lgdehXUi1U?t=112
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>>222024013
imagine drawing that
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>>222024013
there is no way they even know about that meme bro you fell for a twitter shitposter like the maelor shit last week
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>>222014353
>Aegon
>Larys
>Tyland
>Criston
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>>222024027
the artist is fucking based
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>>222024036
>le feet or something
>im le sad i want to le die
tyland and aegon are based tho
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iz de pipol wu yu hef tu bi afred of, rhenyyra

rimemba dat

de pipol
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>>222024021
>they did the Kings arrival motif
Where did the quality of the show go?
also the greens have the best theme of any soundtrack ASOIAF show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhYZpTCyz3w
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>>222023979
>>222023989
Address me properly you knaves.
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>>222024062
Nope
There's like atleast 3 other themes better than that in hotd itself
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>>222024086
>he says while not posting any examples
if you post the dumb as fuck UH UH AH AH monke shit you can just fuck off right now
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>>222024063
The little shit Jahahera had it coming
She was a brat
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Thoughts on the Republic of Littlefinger theory?
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>>222024103
You misspelled kino as FVCK
https://youtu.be/dHEWy9ZvkE4
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wen de pipol no longa rispek yu rhenyra, den you no longa need kip dem saif
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>>222023979
And if Peake did nothing wrong neither did Otto, Alicent, Aemond, Aegon etc. It's a power struggle, anything goes. But the same cunts that celebrate Blood & Cheese and Jaehaera's murder clutch their pearls over anything the green side does.
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>>222024139
>theory
anon...
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>>222024153
there he goes
fucking asshole

you just made any and all your opinions irrelevant
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>>222024139
It's ok
Obviously Littlefinger knows he will never be king so every theory must account for this, a republic would be in his style and fit his hatred for noble lords who got to steal Cat from him
Though my favorite Littlefinger theory is the recent video about his plans for Harrenhal and bending to Aegon
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>>222024166
Nani?!
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>>222014603
It is cursed, all of it's owners died.
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Who would make a better king, Trystane Truefyre or Gaemon Palehair?
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>>222024174
I just dropped a trvth nvke and destroyed muh larys footfag melody with facts and logic

Here's another that mogs that theme:
https://youtu.be/ej7amdaIkm8
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rhenyra, de pipol nid either to fia yu, or rispek yu

if dey no do eitha of diz tings, den you haf to fia dem or pripa to rispek dem
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>>222023984
>well yeah he is green, they are all evil
Leftist simp hands wrote this.
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>>222024269
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>>222023984
>well yeah he is green, they are all evil.
God's hands wrote this.
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>>222023984
>well yeah he is green, they are all evil.
Rightoid simp hands wrote this.
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>>222024221
LittlefingerDebtTheory.mp4
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>>222023798
>I dun lijk wut Gurg dun wrote in dis buk
>derefoore it iz demotic
Smartest teaamfaggot.
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>>222023984
>well yeah he is green, they are all evil.
Asexual centrist hands wrote this.
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Wherever I am, I must rape
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>>222023719
>essosi sperm has evolved to be impervious to all abortants known to man, otherwise no one would be born in that degenerate shithole
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Raping Sunfyre's dead corpse.
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>>222024384
Why are you so mad
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>>222024444
The chad Braavosi seed mogs weak westerosi sperm
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>>222024579
>>222024579
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>>222024485
You are insisting that a book is demonic because it treated [side] you got emotionally over-invested into in ways you don't like.
It's pathetic.
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>>222024634
Not a side, child.
>you got emotionally over-invested into
You don't know me.
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>>222024659
>n-no, no you don't know me...
>you can't just make inferences based on my spazzing out and descending into hysteria over retarded teamshit
Are you familiar at all with George RR Martin's work or is your exposure to this series solely through twitter?
Because I'm curious as to why you think children being killed in cruel and unusual way is anything out of the ordinary for a man who wrote a feudal theme song about drowning children.
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>>222020763
>iteral Aztec tribesman

No such thing (unless you mean the Nahuas before their migration into Central Mexico, which is how "Aztec" was actually originally defined in Prehispanic Mexico, but isn't how people use the term today)

The Aztec, after said Nahuas settled down, were urbanized political states based in cities. They weren't "tribes" any more then the Athenians or Spartans were, and what was considered a small, medium, to large Aztec city, town etc mostly matched the size of small, medium, to large cities, towns etc in (Castilian) Spain at the time, the major exception being the Aztec capital of Tenochtitlan which by even by the lowest estimates for the city that have any serious support was actually way larger then any city in any part of Spain at the time and by most estimates, even looking at other parts of Europe, was only really beat out Paris and Constantinople

The Spanish themselves would have disagreed with you and given you shit for this, they drew a clear distinction between the tribes they encountered in the Caribbean and the Mesoamerican civilizations they encountered in Mexico, Guatemala etc, with the first Spanish explorers in the area, before they even saw Mesoamerican cities, actually comically remarking with wonder that the Mesoamericans wore actual fine clothing, and obviously when Cortes, Diaz, Duran, Sahagun, and other Conquistadors and Catholic friars actually DID encounter their cities and socities, they were mesmerized and awestruck, see dozens of quotes in pic related.



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