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Can someone concisely explain why this film mindbroke so many /tv/ anons?

The level of denial on this board is bordering on psychosis. Hundreds of anons are utterly divorced from reality
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>>222017312
it is a fight for the soul of out western civilization
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>>222017312
we don't need half the catalog for spamming and flooding. Go read those threads OP.
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>>222017378
Not answering the question
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>>222017312
/tv/ always had meltdowns like this. Remember Black Panther and Barbie? But humorous and chill /tv/ anons balanced it out in the past. Now, only /pol/tards remain. /tv/ of the past died with covid.
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>>222017312
cognitive dissonance. simple as.
the chud worldview does not match the world as it truly exists.
this hurts their brains cuz they seek out constant validation in the form of echo chambers like 4chud.org
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>today I will own the chuds
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>>222017312
The cast is a joke.
There is almost zero historical accuracy.
The dialogues are retarded.
The OST is sci-fi slop.
The action is Looney Tunes tier.
There are barely any CGI effects or fantasy elements in general.
The emotional moments are few and they hit like wet farts.
Every change from the original story was politically charged.
It's just a boring movie that looks like shit.
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>>222017312
it's all manufactured shilling and anti-shilling. 99.9% of people, even on this board, hardly give a fuck about whether the latest slop for normalfags is a success or not.
I'm gonna go see it tomorrow, I have low expectations but at the end of the day it just has to be entertaining to serve its purpose
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>>222017312
This shit is like the Avatar franchise....people turned out for it in droves, but it's not good, and nobody talks about it after it's gone.
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>>222017312
Because the movie sucks and the gaslighting by the access media is doubling down. The movie financials are a moot point.
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>>222017312
Still not gonna watch this shit
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>>222017656
>There is almost zero historical accuracy.
You're a pseud and a brainlet.
Also, you didn't watch it.
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>>222017312
People here are friendless losers. They don't have a pulse on what normies like.
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>>222017946
Normies like superheroes and boring nolan movies when they wanna feel smart, this is known
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>>222018037
Most superhero movies outside of Spiderman, Avengers and Batman are flopping.
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>>222017918
did anyone bother to find out how the modern day turks feel about this casting, since Troy was in Turkey
if modern day Turks hated this casting and thought it was bullshit, would idiotic faggots here be calling them "chuds"?

I think not, I think you all will never be real trolls, just pathetic seething excuses for them
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>>222018066
>most superhero movies outside of half the superhero movies are flopping
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>>222018066
they've finally become too shitty even for the undiscerning masses to bear, but they've had a good run
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>>222017414
>But humorous and chill /tv/ anons balanced it out in the past. Now, only /pol/tards remain. /tv/ of the past died with covid
Nah they just moved to /co/.
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>>222017918
>You're a pseud and a brainlet.
Even if you are right, he is still right. A better argument would be it doesn't matter. Try harder next time
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>>222018138
>Now, only /pol/tards remain.
you mean, /pol/tards have been spamming the catalog with seething ass "CHUDS LOST" threads for fucking weeks?
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>>222018182

>>222017414
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>>222017312
Zendaya looks indian
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>>222018214
Wrong, she looks like a Palestinian refugee
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>>222018263
so just like an Israeli jew?
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>>222017918
>no u
Wow, what a great counterargument. Did you get paid at least 5 cents for it?
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>>222017312
Zendaya is so ugly there it’s making me look at Matt Damon in a sexual way
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>>222017368
Well, who's winning? What is it being fought with?
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>>222017312
capitalist realism propaganda, and incredibly boring compared to the original as a result.
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>>222018182
yes, it's called engagement bait
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>>222018299
jews won already and everyone else is just gay slapfighting over who is the favorite goyim

>>222018324
so you're a dumbass taking bait?
>alllllll the seething ass "CHUDS LOST" threads are /pol/tard made
you're god's tryhardingest wannabe troll aren't you
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>>222017456
Supergirl bombed, Odyssey was a hit, the public just isn't getting pulled into strong woman dei debates anymore, they're burned out after the 2010s when Alamo Drafthouse would reserve seats for foids troons and nogs
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>>222018324
Thanks twittertard zoomie
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>>222017312
you can’t even pose your question properly. What the fuck are you even asking retard?
>>222017456
>the world as it truly exists
is that why they needed to rewrite the Odyssey? It feels like needing to change a story that has been told for 2,700 years, because it doesn’t share your political views, is a denial of reality. Ignoring that is denying the world as it exists. Or casting a woman as a man, or multiple black women as greeks. What about needing to force critics into giving your slop rave reviews? What about needing to block viewer reviews? You live in a false reality where you have to protect yourself from the world in order to maintain an imagined consensus. This is why there are places on the internet like 4chan where you meet “chuds”. Chuds are people with normal world views you normally insulate yourself from. You stupid faggot.
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>>222017414
Barbie wasn't long ago at all, stop acting like poltards are a new phenomenon. You lot are worse than the people who claim 'election tourists' are still here, despite record low numbers.
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>>222018452
a very similar thing happened on altchans as the pool shrunk more and more
the lifers that were the worst of the shit eating eternal contrarianist wannabe "trolls" were the largest faction that remained, so it just became this shrinking pool of sharks eating each other

the funny part is that they're never the biggest sharks in the pool, and are QUITE fucking tasty, nobody gets as triggered as a self identified troll in a pool full of larger trolls.....
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>>222018109
Brother the last Batman movie was I'm 2022. We've had dozens of superhero movies since then. Most of them have flopped.
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>>222018451
>Chuds are people with normal world views you normally insulate yourself from. You stupid faggot.
You're not normal. Most people like this movie. The boxoffice proves the point. You're as obnoxious as the woke you complain about.
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>>222018551
>The boxoffice proves the point.
>still hasn't made its budget back yet
>people STILL acting like it's this enormous defeat of some fucking boogeyman
all of you are seething and delusional as shit
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>it's 4:30 almost and I've been on /tv/ all night
fuck
goodnight
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>>222018568
99% of movies don't make their budget back in the first 6 days of release anon
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>>222018551
You’re doing great sweety, keep your foot on these chuds neck
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>>222018090
Having been to the Turkish museums in Troy they are untroubled by telling the history of Ancient Greece and all the faggotry they got up to. Really interesting to see another culture not have to cover for the contemporary sensibilities like they do in Athens and Greece.
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>>222018297
Fag
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>>222018696
Give us an example of said faggotry
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>>222018719
More homophobic than you btw
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>>222017368
Our age of white people is collapsing...
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>>222018568
You're retarded. Which movies earns it's budget back in 6 days? And you have the audacity to call anyone delusional lmao.
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Lol, no, no, still not gonna. Enjoy your 'modern audience' historical epic kekekek.
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>>222018837
/tv/ is so fucking retarded when it comes to boxoffice it's baffling. Even redditors are smarter than this. Literally low iq shit.
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>>222018313
grim
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>>222017656
>Pic
I've also seen claims they were just dumping plastic skeletons in the water once they were done with them too
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>>222017545
Mission accomplished
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>>222017368
This
>>222018299
Non-whites and woke fags
>>222018821
This
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>>222017312
>Can someone concisely explain why this film mindbroke so many /tv/ anons?
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>The level of denial on this board is bordering on psychosis. Hundreds of anons are utterly divorced from reality
because it's shit, Nolan is usually underwhelming but this movie is actually legitimately terrible.
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>>222017312
Looks bad not watching
Sorry
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>>222017312
Avatar makes the most money of any movie ever yet you and your reddit community seethed about it being irrelevant im sure
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>>222017312
>Why this film mindbroke so many /tv/ anons?
I was caught by surprise because I knew normies were tasteless FOMO-afflicted cattle who would rush to watch, defence and bootlick popular director but I underestimated their numbers...
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>>222017456
>the world as it truly exists.
yes, such as african helen of troy in the original story, among others brownwashed for no reason at all, or a world in which a movie that's being nearly universally panned on a cultural level and still needs to make $500 million just to break even on marketing and production is a "hit" in the eyes of ideologically captured leftists defending said african helen of troy for free on the internet.

tl;dr leftists always project.
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> Yo yo yo! Lemme break it on down, Odysseus wanted to go home, but Poseidon got angry, man, he was such a clown!
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>>222017312
I seen black Helen of Troy in the trailer and didnt want to watch it. How dumb
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>>222019318
>SHIET NIGGA THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY



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