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>>222028503sex with daeron
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>>222028503why did we not know about lady jeyne arryn until now?
How are there any Blackwoods or Brackens even alive still?
>>222028563>>222028567Do you think she likes short men? I am 170cm
>>222028563she has worked with /ourguy/
>>222028563>>222028567SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>222028606You are not short KINGYou are just, uhhh vertically challengedNot that I would know anything about it, I'm 173 cm, they call me Ser Anon the Tall
>>222028471I already drove off one of the more annoying AI slop spammers, it's just a matter of time before you too stop coming to farm engagement with your turdie spam
>>222028621comfy
>>222028407You're just a bunch of bootlickers.
>>222028563>>222028567>>222028637Vale women look like THAT? Valegods... I kneel
>>222028602They took control of the respawning Riverlands army magicks, and use it purely to keep fighting each other.
>>222028632I've been browsing this place longer than you, and I will be here long after you are gone, Ser.
>>222028563CUTE!
It's a shame if the /lit/ "leak" is all fake, i actually liked a lot of it.
>Black chads dont care about Rhaenyra. We care about the true and rightful line of succession as chosen by King Viserys himself. We dont take kindly do ursurpers .
>>222028611Why is she so cute on the show but so ugly IRL? Same as Alys Rivers
Preston's fanfic is 102% real with a 2% margin of error
>>222028407>usurpersThe blacks really do eat their own, don't they?>>222028685post your oldest unix timestamp /got/ image you got, lets see
>>222028724ughh is she a downie?
>>222028661>in a war of succession in an absolute monarchy I am a free and enlightened individual unbound by the puny shackles of feudalism and consentBased betrayer. Rape 'em all.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>222028396Use your imagination, he's going to btfo Hightowers, wrangle a dragon from Daenerys and there would probably be an astral plane battle between him and Bran/3ER.
>>222028736i look like this and i say this
>>222028736My dear fellow we do not attach images of ourselves to our posts.
>>222028759*a cutie
Black fans more like Blacked fans lol
Black BVLLS run the Dance
>>222028749I've had this drive for like a year, and I don't really need your seething approval to keep postingI will keep downloading and posting shit I find funny regardless of the source, and you will keep seething, every thread, until the next season of dunk. And I will do it again
How could you ever even support the Greens when Daemon is a black? He is literally the coolest most badass character in the history of this universe.
>>222028810This.
>>222028872I wanna watch her get fucked
>>222028563i wish she would hawk tuah me or whatever the kids call it these days
>>222028749The blacks really didn't take kindly to that quote. The "traitor's death" part in particular, they've tried to co-opt it by referring to any green's death as such.
Post Criston Chad content
>>222028857>I've had this drive for like a yearsure thing. >2024 juneyou saved that pic from here when hotd s2 was airing, basically makes you an oldfag when it comes to you brownoids who find this place on their turdiebook feeds, so i guess you are right.
>what is renaming filenames?
>>222028872bet hess was seething every time she had to look at a beautiful biological woman identifying as a biological woman
>>222028872Brat NEEDS correction so bad
>not for me the stupid stinky targaryen and their vile valyrians ways>no, I prefer house hightower, the bestest, smartest, richest, and most powerful house of them all>when a hightower isn't currently involved in an event all other lords have to stop and say "where are the Hightowers, for we much desire to speak with them">oh and they're actually betterer and ancienter dragonlords from the betterer version of Valyria ;)Hightowerfags have a lot of explaining to do. Starting with the question that immediately springs to mind: Are you God damn children?
>>222028958you got me, i also edited the metadata to own some random brown teenager on a chinese bot training forum on a weekend night
>>222028503>*siiiiiiip*>ah, Catelyn Tully. They don't make noble ladies like that these days
>>222028871>He is literally the coolest most badass char-ACK!
>>222029031goddamn right you did good that you owned up
>>222028503The leaks for Winds of Winter are SO much better than the show it’s ridiculous.
>>222028749
>>222029054>dies pierced by arrows>other dies in the most memorable dragonfight>his body was never found
>>222029046He sex trafficked an entire generation of redheads with high cheekbones.The sick fuck.
>>222028943>2024 juneTwo years, then, instead of one, if anything it proves what I said about the new SSD
Littlefinger will conquer the Seven Kingdoms before Young Griff gets to it
>>222029054Yes? Daemon absolutely legacy mogs the craven Kingmaker
>>222028872bratty
As someone who rockclimbs it was hilarious watching these armed men climb a sheer rock wall and then not be out of breath at the topAlso how did that one guy not react to someone getting stabbed right next to him for a full 10 seconds
>Targaryen women canonically want to get blackedWhat was George thinking when he wrote that?
>>222028567Neckfu
>>222029171rape fogged mind
>>222029188She will bear you beautiful daughters with lady-like forms and slender necks
>>222029208But she hates men and won't touch one...
>>222029138>it provesit proves that your oldest record of being here is just around hotd s2 airing, which coincides with normies finding out about the show
>>222028872Looking at all the masks, when was this filmed?
>>222029228She just hasn’t been properly broken in
>>222029228I will troon out and dress up like Lady Redfort for she
Jeyne Arryn's actress (Amanda Collin) once posted her bare chest on her sm
>>222028871>He is literally the cringiest most reddit character in the history of this universeFtfy
>>222029334this but stannis
god I always love me some two niggas in an adventure. Why is it so kino bros?
>>222029152Daemons legacy is Jon snow who don’t want it and mad queen dany Aemond legacy mogs everyone, he’s responsible for bran and Arya
>>222029323what is sm
>>222029323LINK? SAUCE? WTF IS SM?
>>222029365>Muh everyone is a secret targ bastardShut the fuck up reddit show fag
>>222029120>hidden braavosi ancestry>uses that to infiltrate Westeros power structure>destroys it from within by creating infighting and massive debt>obsessed with the fact he got mogged by a Stark and rejected by a beautiful womanoy vey, shut it down
>Jaime becomes a wight>Jon becomes a wight>Hightowers are Euron-supporting Old God worshippersThere's only one word for it: KINO
>>222029371Social media
>>222029409What does this even mean? Is wight different than Beric or is he considered one too?
>>222029411uhh did someone archive it
Do highborn ladies fart?
>>222029390nice try jannyhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C7ssRaTs6hV
>>222029399except faegon
>>222029152>never mentioned in the main series>even Aemond is mentionedDaemon lost.
>>222028872monke cute
>>222029449Oh… nvm
>>222029360Don Quixote
third image
>>222029468Daemon didnt exist until GRRM wrote Fire and Blood and needed to make a character interesting enough to carry a story with a bunch of boring characters.
>>222028739they don't dress up feminine irl.
Daemon is genuienly a lame chatacter, he's another example of GRRM trying too hard tp make a character "cool" like with Darkstar
>Aemond never has anybody significant named after him>Daemon has like 5
>>222029428Beric is a fire wight, Jon will be too
>>222029538t. anon from the day
>>222028563hand holding with her
>>222029549Jon gets rezzed by Others in the book and becomes an ice wight
>>222029576There's no way she farts like normal women
>>222029542Most of these Daemons are Blackfyres
>>222029538But he does chud evil stuff for feminism that’s so rogue
>>222029595The coolest faction? Yeah exactly.
>>222029542>has like 5>all bastard pretenders who helped destroy the Targ dynasty, just like the original Daemonbig oof, what a legacy
What do lesbians even do together
Is Daemon the only GRRM combat character to never lose a fight?
>>222029646jobbed to Cole
>>222028503they are hyping Ormund up just to have him killed in some bad humiliating way bc they hate the fanssame with Cole
>>222029645Beat the shit out of eachother then drunkenly fuck their ex bfs afterward
>>222029660>hyping ormund upIn what fucking universe?
>>222029670God I wish that were me, the ex bf that is
>>222029655>tourney shitNot a real fight. Cole would get absolutely wrecked in warfare.
>>222029549>>222029581>Bran/bloodraven were giving Jon visions>bloodraven made cold hands>mellie also presenthe's going to be an ice and fire wight, bravo GRRM
>>222029360>that's goodnight from me >and that's goodnight from him
>>222029681he hasn't bern humiliated by a woman yet
If Jon becomes a wight that means he just dies if whoever is controlling his corpse with magic dies right?
>>222029699Coldhands is one of the ravens teeth.>>222029707Still they made him a lame villain .
>>222029681>In what fucking universe?The one that people actually watch the thing they're discussing you drooling mongoloid retard.
>>222029660Condal said he liked ormund and that’s he’s his favorite part of season 3 though
Reminder: Daenerys lost, and Rhaenyra lost. Asoiaf is a chud framchise.
>>222029788Daenerys won thougheverbeit
>>222029698No that’s wrong
>>222028781He's not really a character that deserves to do all that
>>222029795She won as a fascist chud
>>222029771I don't believe lies from showrunners
>>222029816Women can never be chuds
>>222029795What did she win?
>if your entire line is wiped out and your enemies line holds the throne for hundreds of years you wonIn what world did the blacks lose?
>>222029832Well Targaryens went extinct and aemonds decedent is king while the other descendent ended the apocalypse sooooo….
>>222029816Thats why we love her yes
>>222029628You mean the jacobite lost causers with so much aura that singers and fool go on pilgrimages to the site of their greatest defeat to mourn the black dragon?Hell yeah.
>>222029854>sooooo….soooo.... cope!
>>222029830It
>>222029830The worlds biggest jobber award
>>222029830my cum award
>>222029832The blacks destroyed the dragons and severely weakened the Targaryen hold on the Iron Throne, leading to their later destructionRhaenyra objectively failed in all her goals, the blacks only "won" because Aegon decided not execute his nephew
>>222029245Anon I quite literally told you why before you reacted to the file kek, in the same post>noooo but my headcanon about youAs much as I am honored you are seething so much about me posting a meme the other thread that you are writing a little fanfic about my life, this is a bit pathetic
>>222029832
>>222029854>source: everyone who existed in the vague vicinity of the Gods eye during the span of 100 years just have to be related, they just have toDamn, I guess the Harroways are secretly related to the Hoares. After all both lived in Harrenhal and both names begin with H. See how easy it is to pluck stupid theories out of thin air?
>>222029952Take it up with George and Condal, I’m just herald of what’s coming
Why Beric Dondarrion and his niggas didnt support Joffrey when Robert died? They were sent by Ned Stark to deal with Gregor Clegane, but Robert was the king at the time, but Robert and Ned died, and Beric and his pals didnt know about Joffrey being a bastard.So why they hate the Lannisters?
>>222029943>Aegon decided not execute his nephewHe tried to mutilate him but Larys and Perkin betrayed him lmao
Who has Blackfyre right now?
>>222029952You almost forgot the Qoherys and their top shagging ways, and seeing as they were likely Valyrians actually everyone now is a secret dragon rider.
>>222029943The greens drew first dragon blood. The blacks were willing to keep dragons out of it. Dragons going extinct is purely Aemonds fault for being so bloodthirsty.
>>222029987We don't know what happened with the sword, the Targs recovered it during the 3rd rebellion but then it's never mentioned again.
i hope the upcoming conqueror movie has a segment about racist chud maesters not allowing the velaryons to enlist in their chud schools and how they ended up covering up the fact that aegon was black, and that it was all hecking hightower nazi propaganda.>>222029945so if i told you any random fact about myself, that meant you had to take it as a fact? in that case i'm saying i know you're a lying faggot.
>>222029978You saw a post on twitter.The only thing being heralded is a ladle impacting your stupid ass head.
>>222028872>its confirmed that the wig monke wears in S1 was reused for Aemond
>>222029995If that were true they'd refuse to have used Melys in the siege. By bringing a dragon to defend their castle they started the use of dragons for the war.>>222030011No I mean in hotd rn
Isn't Aegon cockless? What was his master plan? Just to become a cockless heirless king destined to plunge the realm into another succession war?
>>222028563Are there any high res non AI pics of her? This image annoys me desu
>>222029087>dragon rider Daemon>the rogue prince>''great'' warrior>cant defeat Criston in a straight fight>first battle where the odds are even, dragon against dragon>fucking dies
>>222030029What an awful meme, now post the Criston Cole one again
>>222030046Oh still we don't know. >>222030051He had no plan.
Euron is supposed to be the final villian after Joffrey and Ramsay has died. He's worse than both and stronger as well.In the books
>>222030051in the show only apparently, they just wanted to humiliate him more.in the book he still continues to try for an heir, he does have problems with it, as in its painful for him, but he doesnt lose his dick
>>222030029Wouldn't it be the other way around? I thought the post-timeskip stuff was filmed first.
>>222030051A finger in the bum?
I miss Hugh's wife's brother so much bros...
>>222028975Alicent's actress being a they/them tard balanced her out.
>>222030061>Criston Cole>supposedly greatest warrior of his time >falls to arrows >fucking dies
>>222030093He was unable to fuck and enjoyed watching other people fuck.
>>222030092not at all. He's being built up yeah, but GRRM loves the whole ''magic and prophecies will burn your cock off'' trope. >I'll summon a great kraken blah blah blahand he'll just end up killing himself and all his men. Literally every blood ritual in asoiaf backfires in some way and Euron is no differenteither that or the Hightower just nukes him>>222030069
>>222029360Please don't remind me of the Dorne plot
>>222029645Watch Blue is the Warmest ColorThat should answer that question
>>222030144But it had bad poosy
>>222030111nopethe wig he's still wearing now is the same one apparentlyit was in an interview BTS>>222030129he did, but h
>>222030092Nah, he's a bum, no accolades at all
>>222028563The Vale woman will never not be freaky
>>222030120The mightiest man may be slain by one arrow and ser Criston was pierced by many.
>>222030129>>222030163He did, but he was still preparing a potential women to marry after his injuries for the sake of making kidsit was apparently painful for him to fuck, but that doesnt mean he wasnt capable of it
Why is Darkstar so cringe as a non book fag?
>>222030167>no accoladesHe had a dragon egg and valyrian armour and took Aeron's virginity
>>222030193He's not cringe though, he's of the night
>>222027843luke is icsh
>>222030184Only three and men less experienced than him have survived more.
And what of Hightower.mp4
>>222030144i dont know why people dislike it so much. i refuse to believe it's just because redditors latched on to a hammy line.
>>222028503daeron is icsh
What are the Hightowers doing during the war of five kings?
>>222030209he's of the nigger
>>222030197All that was from the perspective of mind fucked priest, not proven real. Even if it was so what, he found some shit. Not gonna amount to anything but killing himself
>>222029670This is 100% correct. Lesbians become butch and man hating only when they realize an aspect of their being they can’t ever escape is the occasional desire to get dicked down. It’s a way of removing temptation. They also casually beat the shit out of each other and resent men’s judgment of that.
>>222030092>Euron is supposed to be the final villian after Joffrey and Ramsay has diedSource?
>>222030259Leyton Fagtower is up in his tower unable to walk down because of being pegged by his wife for 10 years
>>222030259Ignoring that nothingburger and pondering the orb.
>>222030262DAYNES ARE STONY DORNISH AND THEREFORE WHITE!
>>222030258Hay listen!
>>222030256Blackfyrefags realizing there would be no young Griff
>>222029509Neither did Aemond or Criston, you're just owning yourself lmao
>>222030259Noone knows besides Layton locking himself in the hightower for years studying magic and shit
>>222030332Criston did though
>>222030256It's boring. Dorne is boring even in the books so it had no chance in the show. I appreciate it for the bad poosay tits though
Sandor is icsh
Catelyn never fucked Ned as good as Ashara Dayne did
>westeros in the new continuity is like EU5 at launch where if you put a single PoC in your court, all of a sudden the entire europe is ruled by dynasties of wakandans
What is the absolute worst house you could wake up and find yourself as part of?
>>222030339He's literally just been perving on women with a glass candle and wanking
>>222030011The Targaryens did not recover Blackfyre
>>222030361Greyjoys
>Leyton studies magic for years>Realizes it's all futile and Eyron's magic is superior >Masters won't let himake preparations for magicking >He has to give up and join EuronFoiled by the c*tardel again
>>222029946She always wins!
>>222028563>Mogs almost the whole female cast>Looks like actuall royalty despite being a sice character>Actress utterly ruined herself by cutting hair shortWhy
>>222030361During ASOIAF? Frey
>>222029360If I don't get to see Larys fly on Sunfyre with Aegon then I'm leaving a turd at HBO's offices.
>>222030361Corbray because they're gay.>Named their sword a female name>Sigil has three hearts being carried by ravens>Full of faggots like Lyn >Valeniggers
>>222030327This decision did doom the show though
>>222030393>pic unrelated
>>222030389I love her flapjacks as they are, smirkfu can make you cum with a smile and a wink
>>222030393Actress only looks good as Jeyne Arryn.
>>222030361Depends but during asoiaf basically any Riverlands House gets a shit deal
>>222030385>magic isnt working, fuck>Baelor get in the Hightower Jaeger or Garth will have to do it againhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784923594667246.mp4
>>222030361any n*rtherner because their retarded lords will just immediately send you to the meatgrinder to randomly fight southern kindoms for ((((h*nor)))))
Where's the anti AI jeet when you need him
>>222030410For sure made it more gay they had three dragons for three Valyrian shitters(Dany, Griff and Jon) and only two got ridden.Then again Drogon was basically the only dragon they developed at all.
>>222030409>the best valyrian sword besides blackfyre>involved in the greatest duel in westerosi history>all the members are fucking chadsyeah fuck off nigger
>>222030409Lady Forlorn is a cool sword name!
>>222029698>beats Daemon at a Melee>hurr durr not real combatyou're retarded
>>222030361Peake
>>222030447still hereracist and (decent) porn slop is acceptable
>>222030436The mecha thing is deep magic that he will try to invoke but Alleras will glass candle him and spook him out of it
>>222030467>>222030468You are gay. Valeniggers are gay, but Corbray doubled down on being gay>Alas, all I have is a plump pair of teats. Though with Ser Lyn, a plump sausage under my skirts would serve me better.
is there any good reason the north actually kept the Boltons around?
>>222030506you're a fake and a fraud
Where did euron learn about finger in the bum?
>>222030524muh honorcan't just kill them cause muh honor
>>222030534From fingering Leyton Fagtower
>>222030534It was written an ancient scroll of debauchery he discovered deep within the ruins of Old Valyria.
>>222030524They feared their sharp knives
>>222030541what fucking honorThe starks are only known for their honor because of Ned who was raised by Arryns in the Vale
>0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds since plebeians stopped seething at the superior kingdom of the Vale
>>222030518thats right faggotkeep crying and coping
>>222030092Is he?
>>222030524Has there been a single truly good Bolton? The only one's I'm aware of is Domeric was chill but there's not much about him, and a mention during the whole thing to pick a wife for Aegon III a Bolton girl basically said >I don't really care if I get picked, but can you send food north, our people are starving
I'm sure not all Boltons are evil... I bet Bolton ladies are very sweet
>>222030574No other kingdom has mountain clan wildling niggers living in their territory
What's the best kingdom to be born into realistically as a man or a femoid?
>>222030600I hear they fuck like sewing machines
>>222030626Reach
>>222030574>letting stone age retards squat in your kingdom
>>222030626The Reach, it has the best living standards and the best education center in Oldtown
>>222030626the Reach and its not even close
>>222030613Dorne, the entirety of Iron Islands is like that too. Hell, half of King's Landing is worseOnly in the Vale are hostile tribesmen skilled enough to actually perform guerrilla tactics successfully and survive. Everywhere else people are too retarded to do so
>>222030660
>>222030524They're one of the more powerful houses in the North, it would be costly to get rid of them. Plus they bent the knee, looks bad to kill someone submitting to you.
Vale is so chadlike that even the tribesmen are better than the hostile tribe of the other kingdoms.
>>222030361Stokeworth woman, George hates those
>>222030626Be born in White Harbour and then start jewmaxxing
>>222030626The Reach, then probably the Westerlands or the Vale.
>>222030393>WhyThe ones with short hair use wigs for the show, that's why Young and current Alicent hairMOGS everyone on the show.
>>222030739Alys was supposed to be a goth beautywhat the fuck did they cast?
>>222030713The unintegrated wildlings btfo the Norfs at the Green Fork, total Vale supremacy
>>222030739>mfw
The Irone Throne is beyond retarded. Get rid of it.
>>222030752Tranny looking bitches to normalize it. 4d chess by the casting directors.
>>222030193Because they hyped him up as the most dangerous fag in Dorne only for him to fail at killing a little girl and then run away.
>>222030752>what the fuck did they cast?Someone that looks much better with long hair that mold her square face.
>>222030754>mfw Vale tribes BTFO STANNIS>le "smortest military commander" VALEGODS....
>>222030739fugly
>>222030765quintessential Dornish military tactics
>>222030778We ALL know you don't believe this.
>>222030799Killing little girls is a Lannister speciality actually
>>222030782>"RHOLLOR HUNGERS!">"you wot m8? I'll knock you right on the gabber"
>>222030120>supposedly greatest warrior of his time >falls to arrows >fucking diesDAS RITE
>>222030739>that's why Young and current Alicent hairMOGS everyone on the showThis.
It is settled then. The Vale is the best kingdom by far. Best scenery, best citrus fruits, best climatedt castle, best defences, even the tribesmen are superior.
>>222030613>>222030650They are training dummies for the knights.
All the dorks that fanboy Cole are the same kids that would get stuffed into lockers by dudes like him.
I love Alicent's fat arse
>>222030235If the arrows hit vital organs or arteries no combat experience is going to help.
>>222030876You got stuffed in a locker by a PTSD ridden ex child soldier who fought in Dornish wars?
I love George's fat arse
>>222030863>best citrus fruitsthey got any of them red doors?
>>222030592>stares silentylcan you be evil if there's simply nothing there
>>222030876I'd like to get stuffed by Cole!
>>222030863The Kingdom of the Stepstones is better, a true libertarian paradise
>>222030906skill issue
>>222030940Crabs are not people
>>222030846Olivias hair used to be unreal
>>222030876That’s exactly why I admire him, he’s the chad I aspire to be.
>>222028503>ywn have a cute squire like Daeron who would polish your sword, help you dress up after bathing and whom you can trick into thinking semen is one of the four humours and he needs to help you get rid of the excess of it
>>222030970You've just made an enemy for life!
>>222030377They did Haegon surrender himself and the sword and they can't even pull the bittersneed meme because he was defeated and captured.
>>222031015They literally don't have the sword though
>>222031007Sickest fucking herald
>>222031031I know that's the point they never explained what happened with the sword but they should have it based on the fire and blood lore.
Is Baelor the coolest Targ name?
>>222031007>house sigil is literally crabsLmao at Celtigars, no wonder they never got any royal marriages despite being blood of Valyria.At least the Velaryons have a seahorse, not some fuckin' sea bugs.
>>222031051It's Baelon or Aemon or Daemon or Aenar
>>222030924The brothels in Lys have red doors and Lemon trees too!
>>222031051Baelor, Daemon, Aegon and Maekar
There's no way Olivia Cooke would give birth to 4 silver haired children
>>222031070Seahorses are worse than crabs
>>222031051There should be a targ named Gaelor.
>>222031090The seed is strong.
>>222031070fucking crabfeeder was the sickest hotd villain so far, wouldn’t relax around hotd crabs and crabniggers
>>222031051Aenon obviously
>>222031046They don't have it because the Blackfyre's/Golden company still have it, who will give it to Young Griff.
Gaemon Haemon Jaemon Kadmon Maemon Naemon Paemon
>>222031051There's never been a bad Aemon, so I gotta go with that one.
>>222031051It's Rhaegar and we all know it.
>>222031015Aerion defeated him in combat and Haegon surrendered then Aerion proceeded to execute him.
Jon Snow's real name is Aemon btw
>>222031051>>222031073>>222031089>>222031113Aenys mogs
>>222031138It's Aenys.
>>222031116There is no way they have it, Haegon was killed and bittersteel was arrested.>>222031134Yeah that was based and that's why there is no way the golden company got the sword.
who here /gaygon/
>>222031138His mother wouldn't give hum some faggy Targ name
>>222031138That would have made much more sense, yes.
>>222031165His mother has no say his father would override her
>>222031155Did Haegon have the sword, does it explicitly say they took the sword from this particular guy, because they don't have shit now
>>222031186Rhaegar was busy feeding worms, he did not name Jon
>>222028871You spelled Aemond backward
>>222031189>Did Haegon have the swordYes because he was crowned by bittersteel unlike the other faggot.
>mfw Tumbleton is ripe for the pickings
>>222031087It would be radically based for Dany to turn out to be a random Lyseni whores daughter, and then real Dany was scooped up by Illyrioi Mopatis to be wed to fAegon when the time comes. They'd have swapped her out at some point and Viserys wouldn't even have noticed.
>>222031203He did before he left
>>222031070At least they have something, unlike Longwaters
TAOOBA!
>>222031222I didn't ask if he was crowned I asked if he had the sword
>>222031226Remember "Dany and Daenerys"?
>>222031231That's not babies are named
>>222028666>local houses are too angry to die
>>222031155Haegon did have Blackfyre, Bittersteel was defeated by Bloodraven and taken in chains back to Kingslanding. Somehow Bittersteel got his hands on Blackfyre before getting sent to the Night's watch and escaped along with it when the Golden Company rescued him.
>>222031243Being crowned by Bittersteel means you have the sword.
>>222031241Based taooba poster
>>222031267It is, when you agree upon them. Westeros has no birth certificates
>>222031283Does it? Why didn't he have the sword and hen why didn't the Targs get the sword from Haegon when they killed his ass?
>>222031226Explain you to me the dragons.
>>222031142Aenys sounds like a girl's name
>>222031325What kind of ESL-ism is this?
>>222031325She paid the blood price to the comet to bind the dragons, a one time thing just like being fire proof.
the brown/asian spy is kinda breedable
>>222031325She's just the got more fire in the blood.
>>222031260The theory about Dany being 'warged' during some of her chapters?
>>222031311>Does it?Yes, Daemon II wasn't crowned so he never got the sword from Bittersteel.
>>222031325I will give me to you my pink mast
>>222031366>starts speaking with her shitty accent during sex
>>222031226In any theory about fDany, real Dany is likely to have died alongside Rhaella during childbirth.The Stormborn nickname would have a double meaning, fDany was born be casue real Dany died in a storm.
>>222031098There's a Gaemon.
>>222031492>boner grows harder
>>222031446That doesn't prove anything though. All we really know is that the Targs don't have it, which considering how many Blackfyre's they killed, means they didn't have it on them at the time either. There are drafts of books that imply Illyrio or the Golden company has it and held on to it instead of risking losing it in battle, which makes more sense than Targs got it from Haegon and then lost it again in some unrelated event. Either that or the Blackfyre's did lose it somewhere Essos and Illyrio bought it years later, Blackfyre's losing it actually makes more sense than Targs losing it multiple times.
>>222031411Gurm wrote on his blog that saying he will never finish tWoW hurts him and that he still cares about his characters: Jon, Tyrion, Dany and Daenerys etc.
>>222031087>mfw someone vaguely alludes to George thinking about the cultivation limit of lemons
>>222030467Lynn Corbray is a literally a gay pedophile who sells his sword for rentboys.-1000000 aura
Dany is a dirty Lyseni street urchin born out of a whore from the pillow palaces!
>>222031635TDS
So those leaks are probably fake right? Like it says the manuscript was delivered in December and theres still not even an announcement. Kind of glad it seems sort of shit
>>222031649Obviously fake
>>222029646He never won a fight against a notable warrior
>>222031649/lit/ has never leaked anything remotely real
>>222031645I don't speak polari, Lynn.
>>222030976Hess said it was distracting
FETCH THE THREAD STRETCHER
>>222031794Irrelevant, most of the GOAT fighters died or lost to some Irrelevant nobody. Daemon is the only one to go out with a win
>>222031794True.He died in the serious fight he ever had, against an inexperienced kid.
Reminder that the gods eye jump never happened, small folk love to spin a good yarn
>>222031926*in the only serious And that’s after a lifetime of other defeats (Cole, Stepstones, etc)
Can the next thread edition be for Sansa? I’m going to make it.
NEW>>222031984>>222031984>>222031984>>222031983No fuck sansa
>>222031937 the show will not adapt the jump, just vhagar and caraxes killing each other and daemon and aemond drowning. and that’s an improvement and a good thing
>>222031937Are you saying Daemon had a case of butterfingers and Dark Sister just slipped out of his palm and pierced Aemond's skull via some freak combination of gravitational pull, terminal velocity and unfortunate positioning on Vhagar's part?
>>222031492SEX WITH SONOYA
