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Queen of /film/

>>222033845
My favourite dog is the manlet I walk on a leash... he was in Beethoven 3: Smurf Village Apocalypse.

>>222033852
BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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should have been a k/film/

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>david lynch

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>>222033845
>Bonus
>What's your dog's favourite /film/?
My dog only likes sports

>korean faggotry
>fixjeet
>brapping
Off to a good start

Very sad that 16mm anon shares something cool and then the thread gets nuked.

>>222034048
Sadder than Le feu follet.

>>222034045
Kfag's actually kinda funny (though I'm not sure if that's unintentional or not).

David Beckham meeting Prince Harry with a durag on type movie.

That dog from the Little Rascals with the circle around his eye was awesome.

>>222034163
Kfag funny? Fuck you.

>>222034236
He kinda is, unnie. Brapping and forced "maymays", though... now we're talking unfunny.

>>222034236
He is at the very least way less of a nuisance than Fixjeet (who lost what little charm he had after he let the mask slip and stopped posting Gadon when people kind of came around on her).

hiroshi ishikawa you fucking hack, your films are so fucking boring

>>222034326
Post your LB, Mr. Queso, let us laugh.

>>222034326
/film/ is a Fix general

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>>222034236

>>222034048
The universe wants this general to die

>>222034326
>less of a nuisance than Fixjeet
>A pile of shit is better than a pile of shit on fire

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>>222034449

>>222034034
Great choice. I wonder if another animal ever had a filmography even approaching his (inb4 humans are animals).

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i think i know who kfag is but im not revealing that information because i think it's funny. from sj on the az site desu

>>222034449
Glad that you see my point.

>>222034477
>hits you

>>222034048
Why exactly did mods delete the first thread again?

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>>222034528
It was said because of the word 'janny' on the OP.

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>>222014629

>>222034502
And waifufags are the Ganges river with thousands of sharts floating around on fire, truly fascinating.

I really don't understand, there's like eight regular posters in this general, so why would the kfag and fixfag choose such a tiny small general to troll and spam relentlessly? Why? WHY?

>>222034436
The universe is a finnish NEET with too much time in his hands realizing he lost control of the only thing he had, aka, a general on /tv/.

>>222034611
>8 regular posters
list them

>>222034587
Only if you're restarted.

>>222034587
Based Mr. Queso.

>>222034611
I don't think kfag is trolling he genuinely thinks korean movies are /film/.

>>222034672
Yeah. He can be really annoying and clog up the thread with his shitposts, but I think that there's a core of sincerity at least. I wouldn't be surprised if "Fixjeet" is multiple people. Why they want to be a nuisance here I don't know.

>>222034672
>>222034750
He absolutely is trolling.

>>222034750
Its always been multiple people. /tv/ is a Fix board. There are many Amanda Fix posters here.

>>222034750
Mr. Queso, stfu with this autistic meta whining and post your LB.

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>>222033980

For me, it's posting other regulars' images under the same filename and pretending to be them for the lulz.

>>222034856
K3K

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>>222034672
>korean movies are /film/

>>222034660
nta but you got lloyd, birkinfag, harperfag, catfag, fixfag, kfag, hardyfag i think maybe two southamericanfags. smoothfag sometimes. hmm I know I'm probably missing somebody. possibly some other unknown individual.

>>222034923
All me.

>>222034611
every general ends up like this

>>222034856
That's funny because there is one guy that doesn't post anymore and I've been pretending to be him and no one has called me out on it. lul

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Idk i like it here bc it’s kind of funny and autistic and i like films

>>222035009
Stipeney?

>>222034034
his wife was BLACKED in the sequel. btw if that matters

>>222035037
and all of us without exception love having you here catunc. you brighten up everyones day with your wit and humor.

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>>222035078
Kek>>222035327 this wasn’t me but might as well have been. I like the combative anons anyway makes it fun

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>>222035037

Feeling like a freak on a leash.

>>222035835
t. birkinfag's mom

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This is p good so far tbqhwy desu fr fr

Like, honestly, I'm starting to feel compassion for Birkinfag (And I Don't Want To). Bad Lieutenant ending type shit.

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>>222033845

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>>222034479
Man, there is an IMDB for cars and guns, I can't find one for animals.

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>>222034660
It's one Marlene Dietrich fan.
Truly a sick individual, as she is ugliest, most mannish thing ever inflicted upon me.
Somebody post the film list.

>>222036720
Looks like Bing Crosby in drag.

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>>222034824
Oh, brother.
10x cooler if the man filmed it.

>>222036061
I hate Dane Clark so fucking much, bros.

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>>222036760
Gross.
Let's focus on beauty.

>>222036998
I usually do too. He’s like a discount John Garfield, and John Garfield is already a bargain bin item actor anyway. He wasn’t so bad in this though movie though, he wasn’t playing a semi-comedic side character like usual so he wasn’t as annoying. Obviously a real star in the lead would have been preferable though.

>>222036383
I love that internet movie firearm database website

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We're all Marlene Dietrich fans here.

>>222037332
ew

>>222036340
best post itt

>>222037332
You first

>be radical macmahonien
>promises to watch five gook flics in a row
>outright refuses to do so
>doesn't elaborate

BASED

>>222037613
Sent that gookspammer flying back to Seoul.

>>222037613
Breaking promises is not based. I think he’ll get around to it. Eventually.

>>222036279
Diane Lane slays every waifu.

>>222037497
No, this >>222037431 is.

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>>222037613
but he said he is watching them, he watched Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring and said he was going to watch Chilsu and Mansu next.

>>222038723
When does Michael Douglas show up

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>>222038954
he's the big nose boyfriend

>>222033961
Kinos for this?

>>222038970
I'm with the Abeoji on this one. I'm not going to allow smut in my house.

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>>222039028
yeah she should have gotten a good korean boy like her sister

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>>222038380
Based.

Can you take me higher?

>>222039294
No idea why but a femininely beautiful or cute woman dressed in a tomboyish way or male outfit is so hot to me for some reason. Like it looks really cute and accents their femininity or something

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they've got white women speaking korean now, just 10 years ago it would have been japanese as the "exotic asian language" to have a character speak.

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>>222039420
>a femininely beautiful or cute woman dressed in a tomboyish way or male outfit is so hot
I really couldn't agree more. I love when women can pull off a nice suit/uniform.

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>>222040049
White women who move to Asia are elite. I think they are true tradwives fleeing the corrupt west

Bruh I just watched an elitepain film with zazie skymm and it is the best film of the decade

>>222041181
I enjoyed a showing of BBW amateur myself.

>>222041074
Embarrassing post.

>>222041587
I don’t rly like bbw nor bbc or bbq I enjoy em young and nymphette like

>>222041683
Shiiiieeeeeet homie why u gotta cum at me like h th at big dawg I only fillin the dead wit time ya feel me aight

>>222039420
Agreed.

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>>222039216
Apocalypto depicts the Maya, not the Aztec
Here are the differences

Aztec:
>Under most definitions, the "Aztec", only became a thing around 1200AD, though you could argue they originated around 900, 700, or even 200-500AD with certain contrived definitions.
>Defined inconsistently, as either any Nahuatl speaking ethnic group/state, the Mexica subgroup in particular which founded the city of Tenochtitlan, or the "Aztec Empire" which Tenochtitlan was the head of, even though not all Nahua states were conquered into said empire, and some cities/states belonging to non Nahua cultures WERE conquered into it, being the 3 most common definitions. Also, Nahuatl is just one language in the Uto-Aztecan language family
>While their empire covered a wide variety of biomes and areas in Mesoamerica, the actual Nahuas and their cities that people think of as "Aztec" were in the temperate valleys and hills of Central Mexico in what's now Mexico City, Hidalgo, the State of Mexico, Puebla, Tlaxcala and Morelos
>Organized into city-states that conquered each other and turned each other into tax paying subjects and made alliances/political marriages, but Tenochtitlan and it's allies of Texcoco and Tlacopan overthrew their capital of Azcapotzalco in the late 1420s and then exapanded over a huge area to become the "Aztec Empire", centralizing most Nahua states (and again, some non Nahua ones) into a tax paying network, though most conquered subjects still kept their own political identity, agency, interests, rulers, laws, customs etc and were quasi-independent states
>The Aztec ruler (tlatoani) were mostly secular political and military offices, tho they did have some ritual duties, and were technically elected by royal councils, though always from the same royal family it seems. Some "Aztec" cities had those councils functioning more as a senate that called the shots instead of a king, others were more theocratic, etc, tho those may be exceptions
>See pic for clothing

1/2

>>222041751
I love BBW because their asses are built for anal in an arthouse and classics way.

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>>222042444
Cont:

>The biggest Aztec city, Tenochtitlan, was a fuckhuge dense metropolis built on natural and artificial islands, with canals running between them and many with many islands acting as hydroponic farms, tho other Aztec cities weren't necess. like that

Maya:
>Said to exist from 2000BC till the last unconquered Maya kingdom fell in 1697, though in practice you don't really see distinctly "Maya" art until like 400BC
>Defined by groups speaking language in the Maya language family (tho Huasteca is one and they're usually considered their own thing/were in a different part of Mesoamerica), by extension "Maya" is also a giant umbrella with ~30 languages, wheras other Mesoamerican civilizations and their subgroups generally just speak a single or a few related languages
>Lived in the jungles of Chiapas, Tabasco, Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Guatemala, Belize, and Honduras
>Organized into city-states that conquered and allied with/against each other, but (at least in the classic period, 100-900AD) their politics tended to be based on dynasties where royal families would use political marriages and installed/replacing rulers to branch out their lineage across different cities, rather then kingdom/empire affiliation being primarily based on who you were paying taxes to/were conquered by. In the Classic period, the Kaan/Snake and Mutal/Hairknot dyansities were two superpowers who waged proxy and direct wars against each other, and then in the Postclassic, the city of Mayapan formed a huge league of allied/subject states
>Classic Maya rulers were theocratic god kings, IIRC they were more secular/militarized in the postclassic
>Big Maya cities had a somewhat dense core, but were relatively low density outside of that, with suburbs sprawling out, sometimes for 100s of sqkm. For agriculture some jungle was cleared, in other cases they practiced managed agroforestry
>see pic for classic maya clothing

I can say more but that's a tl;dr

2/2

No films since wednesday night.

Gonna slit your throat.

>>222039216
Heh.

Choke you to death.

>>222043027
Why not?

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>>222033845
Allow me to introduce you to a childhood classic of mine....."Sreča na vrvici", or "Hang on, doggy" as it's known internationally, a Slovenian film about a kid who gets a role in a film in which he has to interact with a dog and they end up bonding so well the productiin lets him keep it. His parents disapprove of it, the neighbor kids are curious, all sorts of shenanigans ensue when that large, furry, black dog enters the kid's household.

It's a fun, bittersweet film from 1977 that I watched a whole bunch of times as a kid, and it's a classic in my mother's homeland of Slovenia. I really reccommend it if you can find it.

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these fucking retards man...

>>222044330
Thanks for the rec. I’ll add it to the watchlist.

thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnTQdvH73Pw

>>222044568
>you have to rate the 20th best movie of the year a 7.5/10 because... because you just DO aite?!?

>>222044568
Imagine coming up to an artist you admire and saying "I loved your movie! That's why I rated it 2 stars and a half"

>>222044899
We’re Romans here, pal.

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>>222044568
That scale makes no sense whatsoever.
Why do most people clog their letterboxd bio by adding a personal rating system? Shouldn't a numeric scale from 1-10 be fairly self-explanatory? (assuming you're not a 'tard like dongo that gives everything a 2 and considers 4/10 "watchable")

>>222043027
I haven't seen any movies this month. :(

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For me, it's Maruschka Detmers in First Name: Carmen (1983) (lensed by Jean-Luc Godard).

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>Isabelle Adjani was originally cast in the title role, but she left the set after a few days of filming to be with her dying father.[2] It was producer Alain Sarde who brought Maruschka Detmers, a 20-year-old Dutch girl, to the attention of Godard, just out of an acting class and without any film experience behind her. Godard accepted, persuaded both by the perfectly fitting physical type to give life to the sensual and melancholy Carmen, and by the ease with which she faced, during an audition, a nude scene in the presence of the male protagonist.[3]

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>>222045938
For me, it's Maruschka Detmers in Diavolo in corpo (1986) (lensed by Giuseppe Lanci (who also lensed Tarkovsky's Nostalghia))

>>222046012
The book that is based on is a great read btw.

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>>222044568
>1.5 stars
>like

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>>222045938
>(lensed by Jean-Luc Godard).
ahem

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Should all our triumphs be forgot
The blood and sweat and toil
For ne'er were we a melting pot
For ours is blood and soil
For ours is blood and soil my sons
For ours is blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be replaced
For ours is blood and soil

We bear the torch of Europe still
Our hearts with duty loyal
No more the blood of brothers spill
For ours is blood and soil
For ours is blood and soil my sons
For ours is blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be erased
For ours is blood and soil

That we shall flourish in our land
Ne'er from our fight recoil
Come fathers brothers hand in hand
For ours is blood and soil
For ours is blood and soil my sons
For ours is blood and soil
That our great race ne'er be disgraced
For ours is blood and soil

how many films do you have rated at 5 stars?

haven't watched ugetsu in years.....tonight's tha night.....

>>222046589
15

I really dislike the ouvre of Rohmer

the oover of roamer

I roam the mer if you catch my drift

>>222046589
63

>>222046873
>ouvre
It's spelled oeuvre, dufus

>>222046589
3

I don't want to go through pages and pages worth of stuff. It's the same with rate your music. If it's selective it's easier for me browse.

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>>222033845
Hi guys, I invite you to watch my short film, Petra of the Waters.

Big budget sequel in the works

https://youtu.be/RCrfiNsqFbk?si=1JsPAgWJpUAfWH7v

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Last 20 minutes were kino

What are the essential western films apart from Ford classics and Leone work?

>>222048107
>Yūjirō Ishihara and Mie Kitahara star together in several films during the 50s
>The marry in 1960
>Yūjirō forbids Mie Kitahara from ever acting again.
kek based

>>222048330
The Great Silence

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>Summer of 1967. La Goulette, a touristic beach of Tunisia, is the site where three seventeen-year-old girls live: Gigi, Sicilian and Catholic; Meriem, Tunisian and Muslim; Tina, French and Jewish. They would like to have their first sexual experience during that summer, challenging their families. Their fathers, Youssef, Jojo and Giuseppe, are old friends and their friendship will be in crisis because of the girls, while Hadj, an old rich Arab, would like to marry Meriem.

https://gofile.io/d/8HCFT2

This was at times cozy, at times tense, at times silly. What a breezy atmosphere and believable characters. A nice combination of dame ogling and "dudes rock".

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>>222048625
Bonus points for anti-sicilian sentiment

Dead ahh thread

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Why are we supposed to hate Sicilians again?

>>222049361
*stab*

>>222049361
Island people are weirdos.

>>222045997
Based.

>>222046012
She sucks a cock for real in this, if anybody is interested in that.

/film/'s favorite Hong?

>>222050172
Kong

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>>222048642
*kicks you in the balls*

>>222040337
>>222039420
It is and they took it away from us forever.

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>>222050341

>>222046589
About three fiddy.

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>Another blog with 1fichier links for movies got shut down
Well, there it goes my happyness today...

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>>222038723

Films that cause this reaction?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62j2YQQ2BmA

>>222050853
Try soulseek

Anyone watch Pickpocket before?

>>222051384
You shouldn't be allowed to post here if you haven't seen it

Anyone watch Breathless before?

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Brian Wilson may have been on to something here

>>222051363
I mean that i had 1,700 links saved to download and they are all gone

>>222050853
>>222051550
Use archive.org

>>222051406
I've seen The Swimmer before Pickpocket.

>>222051563
they are gone from 1fichier servers

>>222051384
Yeah.
>>222051484
Yeah.

>tfw no Bresson fan gf
how to cope?

>>222052202
Date a wimpy autistic man

>>222033845
I just watched last year in marienbad and it was kinda weird. I didn't feel like it was worth 1.5 hours.
It's probably some commentary on memory, and I did some searching, like ghost stuck in limbo sort of thing.
Coping mechanism by the guy because he killed her yada yada. I don't want to think about it anymore.
Or maybe a fantasy in his head

>>222052312
Marienband is kino, get lost

>>222051573
Great film BTW

Pickpocket is great. The chinese one too.

>>222052202
Get a Pretty Hate Machine tee and go to some underground concerts, find a BPDemon to be your girlfriend. She will like Bresson.

>>222052539
How do you even start talking to a girl in a concert without coming off as a sperg

>>222052539
Yeah, give us an in-depth tutorial anon. Teach us your ways.

One foot in theatrical, one foot in cinema.

>>222053101
K3K

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>>222052486
Pickpocket is fantastic and id rank it on the lower end of his filmography. Really speaks to his incredible talent that he has many films that are even better

>l’argent is a literal masterpiece conceived at fucking age 81

>>222052875
I guess you first need to be neurodivergent and have niche hobbies, then you do the peacocking phase, which is just you putting yourself out there via concerts (small ones are better), dating apps or online communities, but you have to show your personality to be attractive to women, hence why the t-shirt thing is a good way to get attention. Females will select you if you share interests with them or make them feel special, though they might also farm you for sex if you're hot (I don't think most 4channelers will have a problem with that). The key is, you must avoid the PUA mentality in which you "cold approach" women or even pursue them; in fact, 90% of pussy comes from being selected and pursued yourself. You don't need to do anything, basically, jus b urself. The more you try to impress them, the more repulsive you are to them.
Also, most hot women are just as insecure as you are, so you shouldn't care too much about anything. I've gotten pussy just by telling women on Instagram they're hot, because even the hottest bitches have emotional needs which no man fulfills because they're too afraid of being rejected by a hot female.

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Watched Matewan last night, really good movie. I like the shade of green that's so predominant in the cinematography.

Sayles green.

Looking for movies about break-ins or people entering places they shouldn't. Could be a serial killer or a burglar. Anything with that unsettling feeling of someone invading your space, but I'm also interested in stories told from the intruder's POV. The first examples that come to mind are Black Christmas, Halloween, Hush, Rififi, the scene in Manhunter where Will Graham climbs the tree to get into the killer's mind, and real-life cases like the Golden State Killer.

>>222053942
Have you seen Angst (1983)?

>>222053257
>niche hobbies
I only like science, extreme metal, history books about ancient civilizations and /film/, I'm a certified normie

>>222053257
does jacking off exclusively to japanese porn count as a niche hobbie

>>222054004
You'll be just fine, what's more, you should already be metalmaxxing right now... women in niche music circles will fuck you just because you like their music taste, trust me.

>>222054119
Could be... I know a woman who's addicted to japanese scat porn and I guess she could like you, but the problem is she's highly bizarre and autistic.
This is no joke btw, I'm being a 100% serious.

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>>222053257
These are the most attractive and least attractive hobbies to women. The top hobbies are really just proxies for being intelligent/rich/adventurous.

>>222054168
I've seen slayers in each of those hobbies. You don't need to do anything, even the retarded fuck.

>>222054157
>I know a woman who's addicted to japanese scat porn
No way this is true.

>>222054272
Would you date her if it was true (it is)?

>>222054168
>Stated preference

>>222054168
Holy shit I should start learning french again lol
any niche hobbies where I don't have to spend much money

>>222054168
>Arguing Online
That’s us guys!

>>222054392
You have a point, I don't think women actually care if a guy reads, they just think it makes it look like they care about a guy's intelligence.

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>>222054168
meet new people? form relationships? develop social skills? build a wealth of knowledge from experience?
>"ummmm no... now if you would consult the graph that tells me my life is hopeless"

>>222054468
>the graph that tells me my life is hopeless
It does no such thing. Accurate or inaccurate, it's giving you hope based on knowledge that can be acted upon.

>>222054444
face,frame,height,status are the most common attractors for females; that said, if a woman likes you, she'll follow you off a cliff no matter what you say or do

>>222054272
women are horny horny bitches, but they are more complicated than men because their intragroup social dynamics are one order of magnitude more complex

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>>222054515
considering partaking in hobbies for your own enjoyment and not for using them as coins for the pussy vending machine. what's the worst that can happen if you follow the former? feeling fulfillment from your hobbies?

>>222054616
death

>>222054607
>face,frame,height,status
Aren't at least the first two the main attractors for males?

>>222054168
I’m just going to be a loveless chud forever

>>222054697
that's your decision man

>>222054616
>what's the worst that can happen if you follow the former? feeling fulfillment from your hobbies?
Life's about trade-offs. If you're desperate for romantic attention from women, then it's worth considering making sacrifices (indeed some of them should be both trivial and real no-brainers like "porn" and "manosphere").

>>222054780
Even framing it as "sacrifice" is premature in many cases. You might find that you actually enjoy one of the new hobbies you've adopted for its own sake and more than the one that you've dropped.

I won't give up porn for women; in fact, I will use women for porn.

>>222054874
that's your decision man

>>222054780
>real no-brainers like "porn" and "manosphere"
Kek. Basically like saying your hobbies are infidelity and misogyny.

>>222054894
It's not at least partially the women's?

>>222035072
How much of an incel do you have to be to believe that?

>>222052202
I just need me a Nilotic /film/ gf

>>222055048
>he doesnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKLCAHVKb0w

I'm addicted to all drugs and sex and I'm barely even functioning as a human being, but I'm very hot and I pull bitches like it's nothing, would you trade your life for mine?

>>222054168
I do a bunch of the "attractive" hobbies but never talk about them
/mysterymaxed/

>>222055506
I bet you're a blacksmith... slut.

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>>222055579
meant for
>>222055528
I wasn't paying attention hehe

Imagine passing on cosplay, debating, drinking, MTG, anime, makeup, cigars, clubbing, marijuana, online arguing, porn and gambling because of a 5/10 hoe lmao

>>222055506
That depends, what films do you like and watch?

>>222055528
Literally me.

>>222055600
>cosplay, debating, drinking, MTG, anime, makeup, cigars, clubbing, marijuana, online arguing, porn and gambling
You, sir, sound like a real character!

>>222055579
I do 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 15, 18, 19, 21, 25, 26, 28, 29 and 30 and the only things which have gotten me pussy are anime, clubbing, marijuana, drinking, porn, reading and travelling. Can confirm travelling is the superior hobby after all.

>>222055661
50% arthouse and classics, 50% slop.

>>222054607
My disbelief is not that a woman is into japanese scat porn, is that she would tell you.

>>222055701
She's bizarre as fuck.

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>greatest mexican love story ever told
>to end up as his prostitute on the field, walking behind her horse like a donkey, cooking in the landfill and making bullets
kwab Mexican Revolution was fucking stupid

>>222055699
>50% slop.
Lile what, capeshit?

>>222055744
>end up as his prostitute on the field, walking behind her horse like a donkey, cooking in the landfill and making bulle
See >>222054607
>if a woman likes you, she'll follow you off a cliff no matter what you say or do

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>>222055129
>when Asta ears went down in sadness,heartbroken
feels bad man

>The ending sequence draws heavily from Morocco (1930).
it was also plagiarism, mexicans only know how to steal

My armpits smell like one of those school lunch brown paper bags with a week old peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside of it

>>222056372
I bet you're a blacksmith... slut.

>>222055877
Yes, we stole your bitch and killed your people genetically.

>>222055746
Whatever works: horror, gialli, capeslop, pinku, slavslop... even the lonely scifislop film once in a while.

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>>222056570
For me, it's catslop

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Even a cornball like Tom. G Warrior metalmaxxed and successfully got pussy using the techniques I provided itt.

Metal girls are usually chubby.

>>222056790
Sensational.

>>222056790
Phenomenal.

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>Curti was proud of the film's success stating that the film "blasted off like a bomb to chase away the fetid miasmas of neorealism" and that he recalled the theater owner of Civitavecchia writing him a letter to alert him when these productions would happen beforehand, as audiences were "so enthusiastic that they uprooted the theater's seats" which Freda remarked that it would "not happen with Umberto D".[6]
NEOREALISTS BTFO

>>222057497
I've said this here before.

I was majorly disappointed with The Third Man.
Best film of all time my ass.
I couldn't give a shit about the story.
At least the Academy seemed to have a clue and only awarded it with the cinematography.

>>222057579
but enough about your fetid miasmas

I'm on a ferris wheel right now, watching you, and I think you're all bugs.

>>222057593
>Best film of all time
Nobody says this about The Third Man.

I'm inviting someone to my orgy tonight at 2 am, password is Fidelio, Rothschild Mansion, NYC, don't be late.

>>222046837
good as it ever was

>>222033845
dude, look at that dog

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>>222033845
The goodest boy.

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This dog was a real jerk.

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>all this posting about trying to get women

i genuinely feel for zoomies these days, things have changed drastically with dating apps and social media.

with that said, the good girls are still out there. organic situations will always occur but you have to put yourself out there. you have to be a person in the world. call it cold approach but that’s not what it is. hitting on them instantly or making the first words you say to them complimentary or about dating or seeing them or whatever won’t work and never has worked. talk to them but make it about the situation youre in. standing in line at the coffee shop? give her a ribbing about her drink order.

it will take practice but it does work. good luck out there i truly hope one day youre all drowning in babes. there are some people in this thread with some great taste and genuine intellect. we need more of that.

>>222058816
He's pretty neat.

>>222059567
*stab*

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>It's a Bernard gets drunk and pretends to be a Moose and fucks everything up episode
KINO
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btw if someone else watched it, who was in the wrong, Bernard or Albert? I'll say Albert, he was a whinny faggot

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>>222060014
>whinny

>>222059080
Based

>>222059080
>there are some people in this thread with some great taste and genuine intellect.
Thank you.

>>222059080
>there are some people in this thread with some great taste and genuine intellect
All me.

>>222059080
>i truly hope one day youre all drowning in babes
I can't swim though, catunc.

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>>222033845
>When Queenie was in heat, he said, he pressed his hand “against the hot swollen vulva she was always pushing at me at these times, taking her liquids into my palm.” That was all. According to Peter Parker, another friend is reported to have asked Ackerley the same question, and got a slightly fuller answer. “A little finger-work,” Ackerley said.
What did he mean by that?

>>222059080
Avuncular post.

>>222038723
I did watch Chilsu and Mansu. Pretty good social comedy. The ending staggered a lil bit though and some dialogues were KEK worthy. Solid 7/10 koreaflic.
>>222053942
Shock Corridor

I'm drowning in pussy, no one save me please.

>>222060929
Avuncular and feline.

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>>222033845
>Arthouse. Eisenstein (Elmer Back) travels to Guanajuato to get his back blown out and also shoot a movie. We get our first shot of a penis five minutes in, then we get someone talking to their fully visible penis 20 minutes in. This might be the first Greenaway film where the full frontal male nudity isn't gratuitous and actually has some significance to the plot, so good for him. What is gratuitous is the shot of olive oil running down Eisenstein's butt and then him getting bummed. I'm not gay so I was not into this at all, but what surprised me is that I was very much into the rest of the movie- it's deeply human and playful (which is surprising for Greenaway, who has always tended to be ponderous and up (his) butt) and also somewhat autobiographical (that not so much). There's also some very impressive shots and digital compositing that the technology is actually there to support this time. I love movies and I'm hyped for Tower Stories!

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/film/eisenstein-in-guanajuato/

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>mfw smoothbrain got btfo

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>>222063471
gang smoothpits vs. gang hairypits
I'm impartial

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>>222063659
They call me the Ken Bone of armpits

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>>222063659
It depends on the woman tbqh
I've had that 'jani joint you just posted on my watchlist for two years now. The full-frontal pic you sent convinced me to move it up my queue a bit.

>>222063979
Love how you can tell she's naturally strawberry blonde.

>>222063659
gang hairypits

>>222049361
>dennis_hopper.jpeg

>>222036061
>the coat scene

I made a series of great posts on here but a mod deleted them. I hope you all got to see them in time.

>>222065025
I did, they were not great.

>>222065083
which one was your favorite?

Based mods sending that spamming signature-using freak flying.

I would love an explanation for the moderation team as to why signing post is against the rules when there is a name function explicitly for this.

>>222065236
Rules are stupid.
Also, avatarfagging is literally signing posts and all boards should have the original content rule r9k has.

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The first hour is what i imagine Bond films could have been like if they were serious spy thrillers, real exhilerating cinema; when he finally gets to the plane and takes off, it almost becomes a different film, it gets much more specific and technical about the plane (maybe the writers were big jet nerds, kek); still interesting but much less so to me. The ending, even though is literally a big explosion, felt a bit anti-climatic somehow, a banger that's more of a whimper. Good film, Eastwood is still to disappoint me.

Next is Honkytonk Man, which i've seen once on television late night on a saturday when i was 12, still have some vivid memories of that, it will probably feel nostalgic to rewatch it. But God knows when i'll actually get to it, the one before Firefox was Bronco Billy and i watched it in early may.

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she said the thing pog

>>222065506
>>222065613
Starting to think these are the same guy...

>>222053976
Yeah. I should've specified that I'm not really looking for stuff like Angst, with a completely disorganized, unhinged killer, or Funny Games, where the villains make their presence known and are basically invited in by the victims. I'm more interested in films about calculated killers or burglars, where the focus is on their methods and how they operate if the story is told from their perspective, or on the tension and sense of dread from the victim's POV.
>>222061184
I've seen it. The main character gets admitted to a mental institution to investigate a murder, so it's not really what I'm looking for.

Actually, now that I think about it, escape movies would also fit what I'm looking for, like Escape from Alcatraz, Stalag 17, and that kind of thing.

>>222065871
The Burglar (1957).

>>222061184
A man of his word. Based.

>>222065871
>burglars
Rififi?

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*looks around mopeyly*

Y'all ponies in dressage practice or something?

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>>222068644
I'm back at the lunatic asylum
they wont let me watch kinos no more

>>222065402
the plane stuff seriously feels like it's never gonna end

>>222068927
>lunatic asylum
I'm the janitor.

>>222068927
our television and film board is collapsing

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>a big fat dump
>late night of kinos last night with some music in between
>flipping pancakes for the kids
>ripping hot mug of well made coffee
>sliver of sun warming up the forehead on the back porch

how can anyone hate this life

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>>222068057
>>222069643
*shanks you in the guts*

>>222069699
*Caresses your meaty thighs*

>>222069643
Based

>>222033845
Can someone give me a good /film/ infographic if there are any

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>>222069699
a formidable tum
>>222069888
*closes eyes and blushes*

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>>222070020
It's from 2014 but sure

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>>222070020