Rightful king editionPrevious >>222039059
Would you marry a woman who has had another man's cum on her face?
>>222047554Picture unrelated.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsgniCymZMA
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
We were robbed
>>222047582I want to be a House Dayne knight with a Martell princess gf
>>222047554Brandon Stark deserved the strangulation.
>>222047592we can still have that... when the old lady takes off her hijab
>>222047554I prefer virgins but I'm not so autistic that I imagine cum when I kiss a girl
>>222047590CUTE!
>>222047586I want their words changed to 'we are house hightower, we carry the flame'
So, what is the answer to the Targshit question?
>>222047582uhh aren't her hands kinda too big?
>>222047621cuck
>>222047595I want to be Darkstar and be edgy and shit
>>222047649reddit
Do you think Robert would be proud of Stannis?
I think you anons that are debating the whole inheritance thing are forgetting that there are zero codified laws in Westeros regarding inheritance, you're projecting the modern idea of what a law is into an intentionally vague system where it doesn't exist and where in most cases might makes right despite precedence
>>222047643FUCK EM TIL THEIR DEAD
>>222047590does she have nice hips
>>222047664I was weaned in reddit, any anon who dares take a bite out of me will cringe it
>>222047647It's so she can haul more maize.
Why weren't houses that supported the Faith Militant against House Targaryen attainted and destroyed?>House Blanetree>House Falwell>House Lorch>House Terrick>House Wayn>House Lychester>House TullyTo say nothing of houses that outright murdered Targaryen kings like Maekar and Daeron.Why was House Targaryen unable to exact revenge?
>>222047674Robert would probably be even more depressed than he already was when he realizes what happened after his death
>>222047686why do you care? Wide hips is a gay fetish
>>222047719narrow hips is the most homosexual fetish there is
>>222047582Can any anons that grew up in desert areas verify if a desert kingdom can be comfy to live in?>>222047709lel i wonder if they grow squash and beans too
>>222047592>You’ll have shitty Rhaenicent fanfic, and you’ll like it!
>>222047710all the Targaryens after Maegor follow the faith of the seven, and to them Maegor was the bad guy. Not even his own family claim him
>>222047710You can kill someone responsible without killing an entire houseKilling an entire house makes no sense because it's not like disloyalty runs in the Tully blood or anythingIt's like asking why we don't hunt down and kill the family of death sentence inmates. I guess we could but why should we?
>>222047739It cannot be overstated how much damage ugly women have caused to nerd culture
>>222047532>Alienates her entire base of support in the span of two episodes
>ormund losing because Alicent decided to tell Rhaenyra he hates smelly things
>>222047752At least vidya is still safe
>>222047749Killing members of a family but leaving the rest to get revenge is a bad idea, especially in feudal politics.No wonder House Targaryen lasted less than half as long as House Frey.
>>222047590>
>>222047759>show still acts like you should sympathise with her
>>222047762>Ormund gets airstriked by Vermithor's dung
>>222047766lmao be thankful to japs cause they're the only ones still standing their ground
>>222047807she's the rightful heir
>>222047807Because it's not her fault, men like Ormund are undermining her because she's a woman, it's literally the patriarchy making her seem like a bad ruler
Targaryen women are all sluts
>>222047775>No wonder House Targaryen lasted less than half as long as House Freyanon we don't take DnD's fanfic seriously here
>>222047775>leaving the rest to get revengeLiterally nobody took revenge until Aerys started burning people and demanding heads
Rhaegar is overrated
They're really gonna defeat Ormund by throwing shit into Tumbletown lmao this show is a cartoon
>>222047851died in his first battle award
Snail tappers check in.
Good morrow sers
>>222047853This show is so cringe sometimes, no wonder grrm left
>>222047841non sequitur
>>222047835>she's the rightful heirAccording to what? There is no written, codified inheritance law in Westeros
>>222047807They utterly wasted the premise of two powerful women facing each other down for the control of the kingdom. It just seems to be impossible for the modern audience to accept that women can be ambitious and ruthless in achieving their goals, or that they'd even have such goals.
>>222047848there were civil wars, rebellions and plots literally every other generation and the dynasty was gone in less than three centuries in a setting where dynasties last for thousands of years lmao
>>222047841We got a coping targtranny here boys, get his fucking rags off and RAPE HIM
>>222047908GRRM signed off on it, he was okay with this lesbian fanfic
>>222047838>>222047835Mysaria’s hands typed this
>>222047908>It just seems to be impossible for the modern audience to accept that women can be ambitious and ruthless in achieving their goals.This sounds utterly retarded. Daenerys was literally that - an ambitious woman trying to conquer the world and end the slave trade and all the female viewers didn't mind it at all.
>>222047891Cool, I'm the king now.
It's been a minute
>*fucks your son*your move, bitch
>>222047956proof?
>>222047910
>>222047554Why do the Daynes have silver hair and purple eyes?
>>222047927she cute
>>222047932That's from quite a while ago. They wouldn't risk it today.
>>222047910What plots did the tullys organize?
>>222047963if only they got hotter actresses for her and cersei
>>222047989you just need a showrunner who isn't a cuckD&D were idiots but they weren't feminist cucks
>>222048013You really don't know much, do you
>>222047891the king said so
>>222048013If D&D weren't feminists then why did they portray Dany in a much better light during the early seasons?
Ep 6 leakAlicent escapes the Red Keep and heads to Harrenhal where she assassinates Aemond. I wish I was kidding.
>>222048024D&D got almost every female cast member to shoot a nude scenethey were idiots but their hearts were in the right place, not like the people running things in HOTD who are actively malignant towards GRRM and the fandom
>Jon Connington when he gets his stone hands on Bella Rivers
>>222047590she looks like she's a demon in bed.t non-virgin
>>222048059Son, you really are an idiot.
>>222048043It's fine to portray them in a good light. Dany never wussed out on her desire to become ruler of the Seven Kingdoms though. She was ever tenacious and motivated in achieving that goal. They could have portrayed Alicent and Rhaenyra both in a good light (in their own scenes), while still showing them as working towards their goals of ruling the Seven Kingdoms.
>>222048056Does she kill herself next episode?
>>222048043They wanted to troll the foids and succeeded
>>222048059If they are malignant then why are they the showrunners in the first place?
>>222048083cuck
>>222046878Is that how greencels speak of their mothers, sisters, daughters, wives? Gods look down with disdain upon you.
>>222048090Hi Benioff you incompetent jew
[Female talking]
>>222047759I'd like to apologize to Otto Hightower, he saw what no one else did
its 2026 why does this show look so much worse than early GoT
>>222048089Miscarriage probably. Or rhaenyra punishes Alicent and banishes her or jaehaera.
>>222048104hi Condal you cocksucking faggot
>>222048098Every woman is an image of the mother, to be spoken of with reverence
>>222047990what rebellions did they join in? mayhaps the one that overthrew house targaryen lol
>>222048095Don't talk about your mother like that.
>>222048050That women really is driven when it comes to murdering her progenyGotta respect it somewhat
>>222048043Did they? They've made up that whole subplot with Dany bitching and threatening to burn everyone and getting her dragons stolen in season 2.
>>222048126Hi Benioff you assgaping nigger
>>222048050Wouldn't be surprised considering Alicent can't stop herself from killing or abandoning her children
A blessing in the name the Seven Who Are One
>>222048098Ruling is a hard responsibility, greenchads are being compassionate by sparing women this heavy burden
>>222048050huh?are they removing the battle of the Gods Eye? The whole fandom will riot if they do it
you can tell me have unironic shills in these threads because as soon you say anything about Condal they have a meltdown
>Warmonger>Schizo>Slut>SlutAegon III's children are truly something
>>222048132You mean, the one where Aerys was burning people including the guy promised to Catelyn TullyJust as I said, just don't burn people alive, it's that easy (Targs fail at this simple task)
>>222048178>Warmonger>Schizogood kids
>>222048169I’ll have no tik tok edits of how epic you died rogue cuck
>>222048178How strong are they?
>>222048151>Did they?Obviously they did. If Dany was portrayed so be super evil then she wouldn't have such a diehard fanbase
>>222048204>diedanon...
>>222048089Alicent starts panicking and has to calm herself by doing the only thing she knows: attempting to kill her nearest child (she succeeds)
lol
>>222047675Inheritance wasn't vague in most Medieval kingdoms, though. Despite what GRRM shows, though, there were multiple countries in Europe that did allow women to inherit.
>>222047590>swn stomp my face inSer Vardis, just behead me
>>222048183>Targs fail at this simple taskThey just weren't smart enough to make sure they destroyed houses that wronged them. No wonder they lasted half as long as House Frey.
>>222048050>>222048169She fails, Aemond discovers his mom hates him, makes peace with Aegon, and then goes for Daemon and dies in the gods eye I presume
>>222048178Typical Targaryen family
>>222048233I thought GRRM was an expert in medieval history and disliked Tolkein's inaccurate worldbuilding.How did he fuck up something that basic?
>>222048250but why does she even try to kill him???
>>222048268>I thought GRRM was an expert in medieval historyLOL no, he only has some basic knowledge on English history.
>>222048059Gurm deserves to be despised. And so does his fandom.
>>222048178I like how Daena the defiant took one lover out of spite because her tomboy ways were being curtailed and is remembered by posterity like gatehouse Ami.Meanwhile her sister shat out the bastards of everything with a pulse but is one of George's certified good girls (tm)
>>222048271its bullshit anon
>>222048240Again, that's not at all the issueLike, not one bit the issueIn fact this line of logic is exactly what gets Aerys killed, YOU are the kind of schizo who ends up fueling a coup against himself
>>222048283For their wokeness
>>222048268>>222048277Westeros is a fictional place you 70IQ retards
>>222048271Alicent feels an irresistible need to kill her children and grandchildren. She can't help but kinslay
>>222048289>nip disloyal house in the bud>can't rebel laterYour kind of retardation is WHY there were rebels around to undermine House Targaryen.Good job lol
https://youtu.be/Z6Gvos5p2RE?si=TIfBGpKslxtc6Pn-
>>222048302Game of Thrones is literally Fantasy War of Roses, you cretin.
>>222048313There were no disloyal houses, there were loyal houses turned disloyal by Aerys killing peopleIf it had not been the tullys, it would have been someone else.The fact that you do not understand this means you indeed belong in house targaryen: self sabotaging your family into non existance with retardation
>>222048313>try to be brutal conqueror and rule with might >you’re weak though and get ack’d by the people you pissed off>*I’ll eat your shit and sick your dick.jpg* It’s best to have a balance
>>222048284She didn't even take a lover. She raped Baelor in the summer of 170 AC.
>Alicent teleports behind Aemond>stabs him through the heart>"Queen Rhaenyra sends her regard, kid">"And who are you?"
>>222048233yeah that's cool and all but it is vague in Westeros and it's deliberately written that way for an entertaining plot
>>222048355>There were no disloyal houseslol explains why the targaryens don't hold the throne>>222048360i guess it's true that they always were too weak
>>222048284Daena and Elaena are both remembered as sluts
Why would a mother kill her own kids? Leaks don't make any sense.
>>222048271>if Rhaenyra won't kill my sons then I will
>>222048384Listen, if your sons grew up to be chuds of the realm you’d understand
>>222048116He's been entirely vindicated in the last few eps
>>222048374I REALLY hope that Winds of Winter leak is real.
>>222048383All Targaryen women are sluts.
>>222048396Even Cersei loved Joffrey
>>222048381>lol explains why the targaryens don't hold the throneI didAerys insulted a lannister and tried to rape his wife, burned 2 starks (one bethrothed to a tully), then demanded the heads of another stark and a baratheon from their arryn protectorHe managed to piss off 5 great houses by being retarded, 5.He was the biggest retard in the history of westeros, when his reign started everyone was loyal to him, everyone. They fought with him in the war of the ninepenny kings, he was respected, and he threw it all away by being a dipshit
>>222047582>kills a dragon
>>222048384When she turned into el slugo Alicent realized that she wasted her youth on shitting out retarded children for a rotting husk. At that moment she was struck by murderous and very belated postnatal depression from hell.
>>222048420cersei is a crazy schizo chud
>>222048383Elaena is remembered as a master of coin even though she fucked her aunt's husband
>>222048384She's Melania Trump but through the power of Lesbian Sex she's seen her errors and now honorably tries to fix her mistakesYou need to see this show through the eyes of a middle aged liberal lesbian living in NYC sipping on 25 dollar frappucinos all day
>>222048429>no disloyal houses>implicitly overthrown by loyalistskek
>>222048432Did she strangle it?
>>222048405which one?
Did the writers forget kinslaying is the worst thing you can do in Westeros?
>>222048472Mayhaps a scorpion bolt to the eye, nuncle. I know much and more of Aegon's failed invasion of Dorne. But words are wind, and dark wings bring dark words.
>>222048471Yes, unironically, they all helped in the war of the ninepenny king, they were all loyalists
>>222048491worse than le heckin sexism?
>>222048469>You need to see this show through the eyes of a middle aged liberal lesbian living in NYC sipping on 25 dollar frappucinos all dayWhat other shows/content must I consume to understand this mindset?
Do we think Emma Darcy has bush?
She was a good girl who loved cock
>>222048506based loyalists getting rid of house targaryen damn rebel tyrells and martells should joined in.
>>222048429>when his reign started everyone was loyal to him, everyone. They fought with him in the war of the ninepenny kings, he was respected, and he threw it all away by being a dipshitBoy, they really did a number on him in those Duskendale dungeons, huh
>>222047582is doran going to actually do anything in the later books?and is Aegon VI real or fake?
Riotarttherite vs The Mico, you decide
Ninepenny Kings was under Jaehaerys
>>222048558Would daily anal creampies from dozens of smelly guards really drive a Targaryen crazy?
>>222048565>is doran going to actually do anything in the later books?yes, trust the plan>and is Aegon VI real or fake?fake
>>222048581Was it? I've never actually read the books.
>>222048593it shows
>>222048552>when you get btfo so hard you fall back on playing (?) dumb
>>222048471It's amazing how much pro targ discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, making discourse impossible.
>>222048581Aerys fought in it and became friends with Tywin retardAlso the point is about loyalty to house targaryen in general
>>222048605>when you get btfo so hard you fall back on saying loyalists overthrew the targaryens>>222048611i guess they don't actually read the books >>222048593
>>222047674on his death bed he wanted daenerys alive and hated the lannister, so i think he would be happy that stannis piss them off with the war but disappointed by him losing
>>222048405If you're talking about the interview with aKotSK's shworunner, that wasn't much of a leak, in fact it was nothing
>>222047582Is it true they make tortillas in Dorne?
>>222047590Mads...
>>222048619Are you stupid? I never doubted him fighting in it or not being friends with Tywin
He comes....
it's honestly bullshit how much favoritism GRRM shows towards certain houses like the Targaryens, Staks, Daynes and Blackwoods
>>222048666based trips satan
Viserys > Rhaegar
>>222048666No, no, no!
>>222048678All best houses :)
>>222048678i like house dayne so i don't careedric dayne will sit on the iron throne in the end, it is know
>>222047590neckfu
>>222048678>I'm such a heckin contrarian! I heckin love the freys!That's your own fault
>>222048637>he's still doing itBtw and not the person you're even sperging at in the first place but as you would know, had you read the books, Aerys fought in the war alongside the senior lords who went on to depose him and the conflict is explicitly said by George to have forged bonds of loyalty between the men who were part of it. Something else for you to pretend to be dumb in regards to. Although certain doubts are beginning to arise as to whether or not you're actually putting on an act.
>>222048680Vis was a whinny faggot whereas Rhaegar was a chad
>>222048678Melissa Blackwood being so awesome even Aemon, Daeron and Naerys loved her is the worst offender imo
>>222048740They loved her because she fucked them too. Typical for Blackwood women.
>>222048753even Naerys?
Is the Vale a matriarchy?
>>222048763MUMMER'S COCK
>>222048740Of course, any decent man can't help but like Blackwoods. Same cannot be said for Brackenshits...
>>222048043They didn't, they made her worse than in the booksHer season 2 storyline is a good exemple of them shitting on her and being the opposite of A Clash of Kings
>>222048678>Dayne favoritismThe Daynes don't even do anything. Are we really going to sit here and pretend that them having one poorly fleshed on knight is favoritism?
>>222048772No but a woman is usually in charge of the vale because grrm think succession crisis are funny or something.
>>222048796And yet the khaleesi fans still persisted
>>222048678The Targaryens are portrayed rather negatively, though. The Starks and Blackwoods are his favorites.
>>222048799Daynes have a silver hair and purple eyes but aren't Valyrian also they have a super special sword made from a white meteor and Ser Arthur was the greatest knight of all time even though he jobbed to Howland Reedspecial snowflake house
>>222048801There's only two major succession crised and they are only over men
>>222048715Freys are funny and amusing. I like how Walder made an accurately-sized dynasty all by himself.
>>222047710>targs having problems with the faith>could easily cripple their power by embracing the North and Old Gods, empowering them, planting a weirwood in the Red Keep>could even show some favoritism to the Ironborn, let them raid the Reach until they shut the fuck up>this would create alternate factions to distract the faith militant>instead bend over and cuck to the sevenTargs are retarded desu, no concept of divide and conquer. Same reason they failed with Dorne
>>222048715Freys are a way more interesting house than the Blackwoods imo
>>222047737>Can any anons that grew up in desert areas verify if a desert kingdom can be comfy to live in?It really depends but deserts can be very comfy.
>>222047737as long as you can afford ac
>>222048865>muh 157 children No
>>222048114the long scenes of them yapping in Valyrian are so tedious
>>222048823Plus Ashara, and her relationship with Ned and involvement in the whole Tower of Joy shebangPlus Edric, and his involvement in the whole Brotherhood shebang
>>222048879yes, my favorite branch are the Crakehall Freys
>>222048701>Baelor. Let's have seeeeeeeex!>Uh, no Dae.
>>222048892>The most interesting part about Freya are the other Houses associated with themLol
>>222048897
>>222048897lmao look at those gigafags lmao nice hair
>>222048912>t. seething blackcuck
>>222048897Gold.>>222048915Mold.
>>222048923Still better than a Frey lmaoooooooo
>>222048823>they have a sword of meteoric iron>and a knight I can't be bothered to elaborate on, just trust me when I say that he was awesomeIf Gurm favored them half as much as you claim he'd finish writing the any of the subplots they are involved in so we'd get some amount of information on them beyond the wiki ass summary currently available.>Ned Dayne:>forgotten>Darkstar:>fell off his horse going up the red mountains and became normal
>>222048932quiet, Eustace
>>222048912There are so many Freys in every corner of the map that you need to differentiate.
>>222048834>accurately-sized dynasty
>>222048954dey arr rook the shem
>>222048050I wouldn't even be surprised at this point which is sad
>>222048429the fact the Targs had any support during robert's rebellion is mind boggling. Jon Arryn, Hoster Tully, and Robert all had to put down Targ loyalists in their own lands and the rebels were still outnumbered at the Trident. Who the fuck would fight for those inbred retards?you are also discounting>made a mockery of religion with his trial by combat stunt, using fire as a champion>rhaegar made a mockery of religion by stealing a betrothed woman, even worse with him being married>publicly humiliated Tywin after decades of loyal service>stole his heir by putting him on the kingsguardwhy the fuck would anybody want to be loyal to the Targs? At worst they torture and kill you, at best you get mockery for loyal service
>>222048955Yes, most of the houses are too small, they should have many cousins of various degrees.
>>222048954Just some of them start gluing mummer's chins to the lower jaw.
>>222048945They're a house he clearly has a boner for but it falls flat because he just keeps telling us how special and cool they are rather than by showing it in the story
>>222048917Squires are obligated to have shitty hairstyles to make the knight look better in comparision.
>>222048990Then we are in agreement: Gurm is a lazy bum.
>>222048976>the fact the Targs had any support during robert's rebellion is mind boggling.It was mostly for Rhaegar who many believed would be a great king
>>222049000What about cocks
>>222048985Why didn't George do it? Only the Lannisters have branch families. Even Naruto's author had ninja clans with branch families.
>>222048959Rosby-Freys are sticks while Crakehall-Freys are well-built but butterfaced.
>>222048976Is it that surprising the a multi-century dynasty has a lot of institutional intertia that takes a while to be overcome?Ya, Aerys II was crazy. But seemd like he was going to die soon and everyone seemed to like (or at least tolerate) Rhaegar. Just needed to hold on a few more years and things would start getting better.
>>222048976>why the fuck would anybody want to be loyal to the Targs?The reach went full greedy like Tywyn but they never capitalized on the winning side and the Martells had to side with him for Elia.
>>222049027>Just needed to hold on a few more years and things would start getting better.Until the next one is crazier than the last one.
>>222049022Tyrells also branch. Gurm realized medieval families weren't nuclear after 2nd book.
>>222049025>bla bla this version of walder's weasel spawn is totally unlike this other version of walder's weasel spawn
>>222049063>achievement in ignorance fallacyWon again, heh.
>>222049022>>222049053Arryns too
>>222049053>>222049089Starks too (if we count Karstarks)
>>222049088...said Walder tripping over his bedstand
>>222049113Karstarks were fags who sided with the Boltons
>>222049115...and falling back into Joyeusse Erenford embrace
>>222049018>>222049027the rhaegar cope(I know the king is crazy bros, but the emo prince will definitely be great, just a few more burnings bro, trust the process!) should have gone out the window since he was the cause of the war when his dumbass ran off with a chick and disappeared for almost a year while Westeros burned
>>222049089>>222049113>one side branch established thousand years agoNotice that Catelyn said that some random Valeman would be Robb's heir.
>>222049128...who dies immediately crushed under his fat ass
>>222049128kek based
>>222047582shouldn't dorne have a different religion from the Faith? they've always seemed more eastern in their influence, so should R'hllorism or the Rhoynar water religion be the dominant faith?The Andal Faith doesn't really fit their culture
anyone else have a hard time keeping track of targ names?
>>222049148Welp, time to find another 16 year old with a desperate family. Or mayhaps Catelyn will agree in exchange for passing the bridge, heh.
>>222049158the andals and their religion are from essos like most of the dornefags
>>222049122>Before the war I was betrothed to Daryn Hornwood. We were only waiting till I flowered to be wed, but the Kingslayer killed Daryn in the Whispering Wood. My father wrote that he would find some southron lord to wed me, but he never did. Your brother Robb cut off his head for killing Lannisters. I thought the whole reason they marched south was to kill some Lannisterskarstarks did nothing wrong desu, Robb was a faggot. Karstarks lost more than anybody fighting for him, they took so many men south that their lands are starving now due to lost harvests
>>222049167She's too busy hanging #49-#149
>>222049147>Anyone but JonI love her so much
>>222049167>Or mayhaps Catelyn will agree in exchange for passing the bridge, heh.nah, walder would want kids.
>>222049174separated by a few thousand years and with different values, but sure
>>222049200>but sureyes
>The Mad King play has been cancelled againkek, this franchise is so utterly cursed
>>222049211what happened? not enough niggers?
>>222049147That's just Cat being a prissy southern nonce.The Norf would marched to castle Black and kidnapped Jon, dup out a Barrowston Stark or Karstark out of cold storage, or failing that found one of Brandon's bastard before letting Hubertus Chinslack of the Templeton Chinslacks inherit.
>>222049195Catelyn is in late 30s in the books and thought about having another child with Ned.And if late motherhood makes the next Walder simple-minded, he will be a perfect replacement for Jinglebells.
>>222049211>80% of the cast are nogs for DEI reason>people shocked at delayskek
>>222049158Andals ruled dorne before the rhoynish came and their women got bred by andals. They really aren’t THAT exotic and brown
>>222049200Normies don't read the books and don't really understand the Faith.
>>222048897>>222048915why does maekar have such a weird haircut? he has a slicked back haircut in canonalso I hate how it has the show valyrian swors instead of the book designs
>>222049228The entire cast was sent to prison.
>>222049245>Catelyn is in late 30sShe's 33
>>222049272lmao
>>222049209not really lol>>222049255kinda getting thatseems like lazy world-building tho given the separation of thousands of yearslike when people say anyone can move into europe because "we're all immigrants from somewhere"
>>222049245why is she so babycrazy?
>>222049267Show blackfyre is pretty neat
>>222049294Women not on birth control are like that.
>>222048479>>222048652I mean the guy who posted summaries of each chapter a few months back on /lit/.
>>222049294She has:>security>money>power>prestige>a husband who is literally the alpha male of an entire kingdomIRL she'd be the one harassing him for sex and more children.
>>222049211Will it answer questions like why didn't rhaegar return until the war was in the final stage?
>>222049337he wasn't the alpha male, his brother was
>>222049176>meanwhile, Jon arranges marriage between Alys and some wildling bumEven bastard Starks keep trolling Karstarks
>>222049294Ashara Dayne, the hottest woman in Westeros, killed herself when she realized Ned would never fuck her again. It's not about the babies for Cat, it's about the process
>>222049176The Karstark did wrong, but Catelyn did a much stupider wrong that prompted it, she is ultimately guilty of fucking up many things
>"BASTARDS could be here." Catelyn thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick, auburn hair. "I HATE BASTARDS." Catelyn thought. Family, Duty, Honor reverberated her entire being, making it pulsate even as the Arbor Gold circulated through her powerful, thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of children born out of wedlock. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." she said to herself, out loud.
>>222049378>the hottest woman in WesterosBut that's Cersei
Bastard blood, shed at war.
>>222049422Stop posting, Jaime.
>>222049360A BALDING wildling bum to add insult to injury.The Karstarks deserved better.
>>222049360>wildling bum>leader of the most powerful and advanced wildlings tribe, worshipped as a god by them>tribe who are the most friendly with the giants>allows her to take back her own castle and not be forced into marrying her boomer uncleJon did her a massive favor, she's got an army that includes giants and mammoths now
Kek, mindbroken.
>>222049422Cersei, Lyanna, AsharaWesteros has some prime fucking pussy
>Only two Targs married BaratheonsWhy? They're also Valyrian
>>222049378>Ashara Dayne, the hottest woman in Westeros, killed herself when she realized Ned would never fuck her again.Seems a little too melodramatic for GRRM, I doubt she actually killed herself
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>>222049457testosterone levels just too high, he's on the Stannis hairline grindset
>>222049464Tyrion did a fucking number on him, and he wasn't even lyingJaime literally never touched another woman in his life, he became a kingsguard for her, and she fucked a fucking Kettleblack, not even Loras Tyrell or anything, a motherfucking Kettleblack
>>222049490This. It was probably Bl*odraven
>>222049463If Jun Snu had a romantic bone in his body he would have closed his gormless mouth and married the girl on the spot.>muh oat
>>222049474Barristan is probably the best judge considering he's been surrounded by Targs and the hottest noble women in the realm for decades. He considers Ashara the most beautiful woman he's ever seen and she's basically the only one to ever make him regret taking his vows. She mogs Cersei
>>222049531Barristan is a literal 60 year old virgin, I'm not listening to his opinion on women
>>222049531Barristan also thought Viserys (age 8) was mad
>>222049176Karstark fucked up
>>222049534Rhaenyra was making a move. He had to get it on.
>>222049540>posts 30 year old virgin
>>222049531Barristan can have different tastes from me
>>222049497is that a girl?
>>222049573Moonboy, as the name implies, is a boyAnd Cersei fucked him too for all Tyrion knows.
Myrish swamp
>>222049581that's supposed to be moonboy?
>>222049527>She looked enough like Arya to give him pause, but only for a moment. A tall, skinny, coltish girl, all legs and elbows, her brown hair was woven in a thick braid and bound about with strips of leather. She had a long face, a pointy chin, small ears.>But she was too old, far too olddoesn't look enough like Arya for him, and he's Meryn Trant pilled
>>222047590she looks finnish
>TWOW plot twist is Cersei actually fucking Moonboy in exchange for him helping to kill Margaery
>>222049631>targ incest genes show up
>moonboy is actually hogged out under all that fatJaime just can't compete with a top shagger like that.
>Alicent becomes James Bond and tries to kill AemondHilarious if true
Did all of Balerion's riders have fertility issues?
>>222049681based darry
>>222049681What was he supposed to do? Barge in and say 'Leave m'lady alone"?
>>222049681not my problem
>>222049681Kind of sad Daenerys remembers Darry fondly
>>222049701"Stop raping, Ser!"
>>222049701What he would eventually end up doing anyway
>>222049704Different Darry. Jonothor the rape enthusiast died at the trident.
>>222049706Rhaella never said she was raped, just that he hurt her
>>222049722He would have been such a good green
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>>222049681>GRRM retcons all the kingsguard that Ned respected in book 1 into clowns who stand by while Aerys rapes his wife and burns people>Jaime is of course the only person who is against it because he's the real muh true knightas a reminder of how obvious the retcon is, we are supposed to believe that Catelyn never heard that rickard was burned alive and Brandon strangled to death until Jaime tells her. As if she wouldn't hear about that being done in front of the entire royal court and the rebels wouldn't be spreading the story far and wide to justify their cause
>>222049825Ned never really knew any of the kingsguard
