HOH: KamuNoms: Lala, Lyric, MalPOV: LyricDay 19 of 87 previously on /bb/: >>222051618
poop season
shufflin' and jivin' with melody
>>222058704my mom browses reddit and she said lots of people are complaining
OK yeah Lyric is totally buy the dip on Stockwatch that veto win was sick, she is capable of seducing many men with her baby voice, every lawyer has a chance in a game mostly about talking, if Devens bullshitting everyone doesn't make a anti-Veteran mood where Lyric is on the top of that alliance nothing will.
No but how did Chuk get accepted onto this show through the supposedly rigorous recruitment process?
>2nd week in a row that the week ends on saturday and we just have to wait until blockbuster
ONE IN THE PINK TWO IN THE STINK
>>222058786I hope Devens rapes her and teaches her a lesson for being a dumb teasing slut
kek can't be talking about drew's bi friend
Morgo is playing Apex Legends :3
>>222058795They needed a black trump voter that wouldn't align with the black girls. That's not a big pool.
I'm giving this season a couple more HOH's before i tap out.
Ranking the girls asses this season.1) Melody2) Dee3)Ashley4)Lyric5) Taylor6) Haley7) Mallory
Melody seems made up by a guy, girl with big boobs that enjoys wearing skimpy outfits, sweats a lot, likes heavy metal and has a husky voice.
>>222058865>7) Malloryhe doesn't know
>>222058865kek was just going to ask what were your rankings
>>222058881she looks like survivor savannah
>>222058868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4heKCLeTs
>>222058803Good Lord she's homley
>>222058868love her as a person even if shes objectively shit at this game
>>222058880Know what? Ive seen it numerous times.
>>222058944so you haven't smelled it
WTF they came back zoomed into Yash's feet
I want Yash and Chuk to work together so we can call their alliance Yuck
>>222058989
Melody would do well on Big Brother UK. Her sense of humour fit perfectly
>>222058955The girl just eats hotdogs and snacks man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_Plan_(film)actually a based movie Taylor is talking about, stupid but fun
>>222058907I'm sure this feels very empowering for women but it makes me roll my eyes
Why are all the black people still here?
>>222059126we're watching for Lala and the threepeat
>>222058795>supposedly rigorousjesse apparently didn't even realize that dee and devens were close before casting them both lmaoit isnt rigorous at all
>the blockbuster is meant to stop mega alliances and house votes>mega alliance exists>14-0>13-1bravo grodner
>>222059381Is it time to admit this blockbuster shit sucks and go back to the old way?
>>222059381not sure how it was supposed to prevent mega alliances
Rome look away...
lyric "working out" in her bikini with chukit's super effective!
>>222059381if Julie didn't disclose the number of votes would that help?
>>222059518no and retards who think this are twitterfags
>>222059518it wouldn't kill most big alliances no but it would lessen endless >muh going with the houseunanimous votes since no one could tell and you could lie about it
chuk is CHUNKED
>>222058881
>>222059626Anyone think Rome is gooning to this?
lyric telling chuk all her bathing suits go up her butt. the one she is wearing would be called a diaper by her friends
>>222059657yes
>>222059692angela did this
>>222059444Not a chance since viewership has gone up ever since blockbuster was introduced
>>222059692Imagine smelling her hole lol
When is Angela gonna put on a bikini?
>>222059381at least it prevents knowing for sure who's going home as soon as the veto is played
would have been a based season with all newbies
>>222059860
I still would
this boot order sucks
>>222059860eh, this cast is boring with or without the vets
>>222059945Rome threw the hoh. It was a pickle ball veto this time around. He was supposed to win that hoh.
>>222060103This season feels more intentionally rigged than any other oneIs there an MMA HOH coming up?
Barrett is my new favorite cause he gets this place worked up in a tizzy
season really died after devens got the power huh
haley acting all shocked when chuk told her that kamu refused to add ange to red cornercracks in the chud trio?
>>222060319there's literally no reason to watch right now. the week is figured out. no one is going to flip or do anything crazy
happy caturday
barrett said hasan would win celebrity big brother
>>222060515https://x.com/kemsveto/status/1552712885863911427
>>222060300>This season feels more intentionally riggedBetting has become quite popular in society.
the hostile vibes should be painfully obvious yet drew/barrett here keep acting like they're still vet simps. they're either snowing each other or blind retards
those boys need fleshlights because they are stumbling around blind in the dark
Drew misused the term floaters
Wow, Drew is fucking clueless and stupid. This is bb /ourguy/? Huh
>>222060721I can't stand him desu
>>222060721Kamu is /ourguy/ drew is /ourgay/
drew and barrett are delulu and think devens is tighter with them than the schizo girlies. if they get sniped early that will be why
>>222060765desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>222060804"superfans" delusional when aligned with vets. same old, same old
>>222060721I'm more of a devens guy myself
>>222060721on one hand their ignorance is understandable because angela and dee conjuring paranoid fantasies out of thin air isn't something you'd expect. on the other their clearly different behavior should've been noticed by now
>>222060804I don't get it. Did they really believe they were so tight with Deven that they convinced themselves he didn't have a power, and didn't even sus that he was hiding it from them?
>>222060908Yes. Barrett said he thinks the power is on the other side, probably Jason, and Drew agreed.
>>222060908the entire house has an insane blind spot to the survivor vet connection. people talk about dee or devens as though they can treat them as separate entities which we know is fantasy. so with how devens keeps up a good social game with everyone people think they can be his #1. as for the power his allies all believe that surely he'd tell them if he had it. which honestly he should have because they're not going to take it well when it comes out
>>222060942Although Drew did say he feels Dee would hide a power from him and Barrett if she had one.
feeds any good tonight?
>>222060974not so far but we're supposed to get meetings later that might be good
Chuk and Haley are trying to game without their handlers
haley already told angela about the red corner?
>Angela will NEVER crack your backWhy live?
>>222059584why am i getting burt vibes
>>222061006kek yeskamu is gonna be pissed
>>222061006that she could join it. which kamu rejected in a convo earlier kek. going to be some mess there
what did Haley do that makes her think she fucked up entirely. something to do with Angela
My m3u died again. Does anyone have a working one that doesn't die everyday.
>>222061057she invited her into the red corner alliance. not sure if she told her the name but she told her all the people in it
>>222060974To students of the game, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>222061074use streamlink
people worrying about a steamroll need to remember that in the same breath Dee and Angela were planning to backdoor Drew and Barrett and pivot to Red Corner they were saying how they didn't trust Haley. no alliance is long for this world with those schizos involved
>>222061074https://github.com/BuddyChewChew/pluto/blob/main/pluto_us.m3utry this one
>it's a BB houseguests write a song night
>>222061215it's still a vet steamroll
>>222061247Getting flashbacks to chemos gay ass song
>>222061247season cancelled
Haley informing Kamu that she's a retard
>>222061309yash is running this house
I can't tell if Devens is mindlessly adopting whatever Dee tells him is the new party line because he doesn't care or if he's just that gullible
>>222059657
>>222061247remember the good times that we hadremember the food the love and the laughsremember the tears that we hadin the big brother house
very funny haley having this little panicked penance melty when angela already knew about red corner from the other vets
devens and taylor in HoH discussing an alliance
There is another
M&M'S OUT IN HOHNOT A DRILL
>>222061402M&Ms ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL M&Ms ALERT
>>222061328My gut says he wants to go home before Jury so hes just trying to figure out how to flame out well.
>>222061402
haley told kamu she'd save angela over chuk the house is buried under a blizzard of vet snow they deserve to lose
They gave Taylor some of that good shit in the DR again
Chuk is an african tether
this is going to bump taylor up on the hit list for devens i think
>>222061402cringe
So basically Taylor is creating a Cookout Parachute alliance
>>222061446Hopped up on stims
>>222061455yep dee and angela already were viewing her as a new chelsie her showing strategic bones doesn't bode well for her
>>222061402I hope they'll at least eat them this yearMorgan using half a bag of M&Ms for strategy and then throwing them all out because they were "contaminated" bugged me
lmao does taylor not think there are already alliances in the house?
>>222061512apparently not kek
>Dee already won money she don't need it>Angela just wants to be on tv
>dee already won money she don't need it>I feel like angela just wants to be on tv
I think this season sucks
>>222061541>>222061545malpals our girl might be very lucky if the schizos hear this and badger kamu enough
>>222061541>>222061545holy based
>>222061474'Brigade'
>your two icons, they think they're running the show, and they're using haleylmao she's right
taylor just told devens she thinks angela and dee are the two running the show
if I heard right Taylor's potential "core" people were her, Drew, Devens, Kamu, and Barrett? not who I'd have guessed
>>222061563which votes are taylor and devens counting?
>>222061632they are forming an alliance with tethers
I can't wait for Devens retell of this to Dee
exhibit #68 of people somehow not connecting Devens with the other two vets
>>222061662TAYLOR GOTTA GO
they will all make fun of taylor after this and it'll be 24 all over
>>222061702Imagine the players being smarter than the producers
>no, I like it
watching ghetto black women strategize with no frontal lobe is bbkino
>>222061702I'll sound like a shill but I could even stomach a diamond POV if its expiration was 3 weeks. but 6? that's insane
place your bet how long will it take devens to scurry to dee and ange
>>222061763Wait, why'd Taylor wait until Week 3 to try to form an alliance?
Somebody should clock how Devens is uncomfortable being in any conversation for too long and bolts at the first opportunity but they won't.
LITTLES MEETING
may the best tether win
>>222061784She was watching all the tryhards crash and burn
>>222061806
>>222061784given her core 5 candidates my guess is she realized she didn't want to do this with her current allies like lala or jason and struggled to rebuild her plan from scratch
>>222061833woah
it really is a shame taylor went full ava for the first 2 weeks instead of pushing this plan week 1, because in this house her brigade idea could've gone places
This is boring, can Melodrew make out already
>>222061784taylor seems fine with lala going over jason
>>222061861bro I can't have another season of deranged m&m women, i'd rather take a steamroll
>>222061384>>222061402>>222061421>>222061563>>222061763wtf and to devens of all people
>>222061894it was taylor who used them. devens kept saying it was a great idea though
>>222061784DR pumped her full of pervitin, told her what to do, and sent her on her way.
kamu really thinks jason wouldnt have used the veto if he won it
lala might wind up being the target by kamu being mad over the jason pick for veto and the general dislike for her + haley's constant nagging. she's a pretty quick and bloodless end to the week
much rather lala go this week over mal and jason
>>222062034one hundred percent
They fixed the elliptical
Jason schizoing to the cams
why are the people on Forged in Fire always screaming like retards
This Taylor and Kamu talk is sad to watch. She really thinks she's doing something and doesn't realize she's 10 steps behind.
>>222062034Lala never goes agaisnt either of them
dr. taylor gheesling is cookin' y'all
>>222062143it's actually easy to flip the vote against lala vs mallory. jason is the harder sell
>SO IN THE COOKOUTeveryfuckingseason
>>222062215love that morgo
>>222062215hate that morgo
>>222062207except here she's actually doing brigade 2.0 with her the only nonwhite in the core of course taylor seems to think she's inventing the wheel here rather than rehashing it
>>222062215Morgo would save this season by schizoing Angela so hard she blows up her own game like Mickey in 27
lemme guess, twitter is calling taylor a strategic genius for this plan
Drew will ass fuck every single person and win
>>222062330that's putting it lightly
Lyric doesn't seem to care about the game at all, and she still won the Veto
>>222062332I wish Drew would ass fuck me
>>222062353Yeah Taylor and Kamu are locked in.. if they're strategically talking game beyond toolshed and even red corner. That makes them very strong strategic partner and they wouldn't put each other up. Taylor is very smart for engaging in this cause that relieves any pressure or idea of not putting Jason OTB, cause the only person he would consider in this case is Taylor. I think she might be someone to look out for in this game
>Devens loved it
i need the devens dee convo about this
all the black fans think kamu is in love with taylor, i see 0 chemistry
Morgan is going to be very upset Taylor didn't flush the M&Ms after use
lyric is rubbing yash patel's feet...
Did they get alcohol tonight? Will they?
>>222062541The MMs are in her pocket
i am the winner of big brother 28oldest winner in big brother history
>>222062587Enjoyed that interaction between Lala and Taylor. That being said, neither of them are winning this game.
>>222062520even though he's a maga trans killer??? amazing
Based KING KAMU OVO SOLDIER
taylor is fucking retarded man holy shit. not even in an entertaining way. just a total casting dud
>>222062621i legit see taylor winning for real, and not for anything she ends up doing
Why do I feel like Taylor is making it really far
>>222062713recent history
these people are mentally ill
>>222062734deep down they love chuddy white boys
>>222062734I like that they ignore that Kamu literally entertains anyone who talks game with him even if they aren't his allies. He didn't seem any more engaged than the average game talk he has with anyone else.
>>222062708all of the girls have picked up on how fucking dirty the outside is so they almost always wear shoes. devens gives zero fucks and airs them out
>>222062734he is tho? have you seen their convos? hes all over her!
>>222062713winner written all over her
button boy zooming in on every man's feet tonight
>>222062782Yet Angela still bitches specifically about Drew walking around the house not wearing shoes
>>222062734White Chads love ugly brown girls. It's destiny
>>222062782those are his feet? they're very feminine
FOOTFAGS GET IN HERE
>>222062808Kamu is a pit and foot slut. He knowingly loves showing his feet off to the cams.
yuck man wtf is this shitjust give them booze
gross
JFC, that is a thicc ass toenail
kek at dee putting all of this on to protect her from chuk's nail getting clipped
jason has fully clocked the house alignments and dynamics but cant het his top allies to follow. taylor is still too far behind. its a boon that kamu is looking to keep taylor because of the work she put in last week, but im starting to think that because of what she said to devens shes no 1 on the hitlist for the tools and vets sans kamu.that said, if devens exposes taylor and it pushes ang and dee to push for taylor renom harder and kamu STILL says no, this might implode them. the machinations.....
kamu is sexy in those socks and slides
>Dee will never cut your toe nails.We can't compete with BBC
why is yash interrupting date night
dafuq is the whorish look lala going for tonight?
>>222062800>Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight~
I rip through socks as well. But not because of my nails, it is because of my calluses.
I could see you ripping some sheets with THAT toe.
cutting a rug even
HA HA HAAAA!!!
>>222063034>phone home>el-lee-ut
I was enjoying the tub talk outside
angela needs to shut the fuck up
ITS SOOOO HARD
poop bros we are back
>>222063075I'm always thinking this
angela said there was underwear with skidmarks on the floor in the bathroom
>>222063075Angela's superpower is NOT shutting the fuck up.
>>222063047
This is a preview of the feeds at final 6
This is the worst day of feeds so far M&M, toenail, and fucking cringe-ass song
>>222063034she just goofy lookin. bless her
>>222063138I was enjoying the conversation by the hot tub...
The hags made up a thing about taylor making fun on lala.
>>222063047she looks like bat boy
why do we need all for cams on this SHIT
this season is going to make me rage quiti'll give it to the wall to see if shit picks up but that's it
>you really shouldn't hum
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
nuke the bathroom
>>222063211>the wall kamu will win that too
runiechan stream >>>> bb28 feeds
reminder that devens has diamond power of veto for the next 6 weeks :^)
>>222063318I'm jamming to Jimmy Eat World on the Vans Warped Tour stream rn
>>222063211I'm hoping the knockout hoh comp really throws a wrench into all this toolshed mega alliance
melody is a nerd
Haley thinks Drew and Melody got into an argument because they didn't hang out much today
>>222063346the only cope we have is that devens is tarded enough to flip on deengela
>>222063346trust in the grod. she gave angela the egg costume cause it was funny, she gave devens the diamond pov cause hes messy as hell.
>>222063507will she give dee the red leotard?
>>222063420that's how you end up with a lyric hoh or some shit
bookfu melody
>>222063553It depends on how much they are going to test her. They specifically chose dee and devens this season to test to see if dee was deserving of her win and if devens deserves a win. Part of this includes protecting them while the lemmings fall.
Is Kat drunk?
hey dee
rare
>>222063598that ass is absurd omg
Apparently production has to constantly remind Chuk to adjust his hat for the cameras while filming things
i don't like any of these people
I like when they're all friends :)
I only like big mal
>>222063841not the black ladies though i guess
Did production not think the survivors were close because they didn't work together on screen?
boring feeds, going to sleepstill didn't shower
>>222063859oh yeah I already wrote them off
>>222063868Yeah, Devins and Dee even clowned them in the feeds for that.
>>222063047Dee really is a winner
One bathroom for all these people would be the worst part of being in the house
i was promised kino meetings tonight wtf is going on
>>222064021expect the unexpected
This Jason and Barrett convo is very gay coded
>>222064021>Lala doing anything that isn't cooking or complaining.
>>222064021angela said something devens in the kitchen saying they probably cant do it tonight and it'll have to be in the morning
>>222064043I mean it's a gay guy and a closeted man what do you expect
>>222064073I heard that too. It’s crazy how Barrett mentions hasan piker everyday at this point.
>>222064073
>>222064129Why is that crazy? Commies are obsessed with him to the degree that I would argue they're all in love with him. This is a springboard for Barrett to meet Hasan, nothing more.
Kamu said he hopes the exposure he gets on Big Brother will allow him to stream Tarkov with TheBurntPeanut later on
oh come on just fuck already barrett and jason
i love how much Taylor is straight up warning Lala to chill the fuck out because people aren't liking it. She has been pretty straight up with people so far
Why is Taylor talking about not being with Lala does she even know about the cookout ? Lol dumb bitch trying to play self interested big brother
>>222064217Barrett is straight
...Rome would have loved talking about Japan.
>>222064244funny joke
Does hasan piker even know what big brother is? I don’t think Barrett’s plan is gonna work out.
kek James talking about Hostel
>>222064226i don't hate taylor desufor a black woman on bb she's surprisingly tolerable
i know people flame barrett for being boring but he’s one of the few people in there i feel like i would actually align with on a personal level and could have a friendship with
>>222064293that's because you're gay
>>222064244lol lmao
The nutty buddies are in the bathroom explaining how to play big brother to each other
>>222064293bait
>>222064272who the fuck is James?
>lyric with her ass out still
Uhhh chud bros Taylor actually seems to know what’s going on?!?
>>222064018goofy lana
>>222064316have they not figured out how backdoors work yet? pretty sure jumping spiders would get it by now
>going on a reality show in desperate hopes to meet some pol streamer
>>222064371sorta. but not really. she only has pointed out the obvious trios of the house.
>>222064371Definitely not. She didn't think people were even in any alliances until today.
>>222064371Yeah, she actually does seem to understand the house structure better than most. Still missing how close Devens is to Dee and Angela though like everyone.
Scizo vet talk is on.
>>222064415>vet because spending 3 weeks on applebees island is totally like being in the military
>>222064371She shit talked the other vets to Devens and tried to strong-arm the HoH into into who goes home this week when they've never talked game
Devens is subtly letting the hags know they've been doing too much
>Angela and Dee just now realizing that all their Drew shit talking could get back to Drew. Idiots.
In 2026 you're considered intelligent if you're black and identify who people talk to
Dee tiddies sittin RIGHT
>>222064514Devens also letting them know if they go after Drew now he theoretically has the numbers to flip the house
is devens not gonna tell them about the taylor talk?
>Dee is now pretending she also wasn't acting as schzio as Angela about Drew.Devins is too used to working with level headed players, he has no idea how much Dee and Angela have spiraled about Drew
>devens: i feel like we are in a keep an eye on drew mode>and she(angela) is in a get rid of drew, like blindside him this week>and thats.. trouble if we do that
did drew go to sleep?
>>222064581It's best he talks with kamu first to strategize about what to do before telling anyone.
Devens is laying the groundwork for clipping Angela between this convo now and being adamant that she not know about his power
Face it chuds, black women are the most intelligent species. Look at all our accomplishments.
ANGELA IS STARTING ANOTHER COOKOUT
Big Ang is sperging out about the cookout right now and button bitch won’t let us see it
>angela says no one has ever been as "locked in" as the cookout in 23
>>222064645would be extremely based if he did it but i doubt it would be any time soon. he just doesn't want angela spilling it to others like Quinn's power or knowing he could use it on her if she finds her way up on the block
feel like that convo is going to sketch haley out a bit
>>222064684you just know she was gonna whitewash an explanation of the cookout
in retrospect the cookout may have been the worst thing to ever happen to big brother
A basic explanation of adjusting pickling recipes fascinates and bewilders the HGs
mld finna mldy
>>222064779it was never even close to being successful ever again so i don't know how that's possible
lyric had a close nipslip there
the lyric character is an unsavory one
>>222064846>>222064846>>222064846>>222064846
>I slept with a fan>FISH
