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A Snow is not a StarkA Snow is not a StarkA Snow is not a StarkA Snow is not a Stark
Catelyn be like:
Queen of Bastards
>>222063451>but a 5th cousin 3 times removed from the Vale is definitely the rightful heir to WinterfellCatelyn really showing off that Tully brainpower
If I was married to Cat I'd hang myself in a fortnight. I'd take cuckoo Lysa over that crazy bitch
If a faceless man puts on a Black face, can they say the n word?
>>222063398I wish I could cum on cerseis pretty face like Robert.
What’s the point of enforcing celibacy on the Night’s Watch?
>>222063515Why not like Jaime?
>>222063537It's not enforced. What's actually enforced is no marriages.
>>222063537They’ve been forced to renounce their connections. Easier to send to their deaths if they are never allowed to have a normal life again.
>>222063558Jaime gets to cum inside. I really do want to paint cerseis face and tits with my cum like the kettlebecks, and moonboy for all we know
>>222063590Yes he does
He comes....
>>222063815based
>>222063815He is going go get cut
>>222063994I can forgive both Tumbletons but not this. Condal should be flayed.
In hindsight who would be the best bride for robert after he took the throne? Since cersei was the only unmarried woman of marriage age from a great house at that time
>>222064061Cersei was the best choice, the reach would stay loyal out of fear.
>>222064061Delaena Florent.
>>222064061Some stable hightower girl. Robert would gain access to wealth that rivals the lannister's and none of the bullshit that comes with marrying cersei
>>222063994
>>222064092Only if robert properly disciplined her, which he didn't and never could
>>222064169
>>222064185Clearly didn't work
Should I keep reading the books? Do they get happier? It's just misery, death, rape and evil people win all the time etc...
>>222064255>be me>trying to eat in peace>some turkroach tries to grab my neck>mfw
>we never got to see the scene where Dany gets caught masturbating in the middle of the night by her handmaiden and then getting an orgasm after the later decides to finger her cuntWhy did the tv show ignore this scene?
>>222064269>and evil people win all the timeBut Balon has never won a single thing in his entire life
>>222064357Because he is perfect! :D
>>222064357He won against the fishing villages
>>222064325Tv show also ignored Lollys Stokeworth getting gangraped by half a hundred men during the riot
>>222064396>half a hundredJust say Fifty.
TAOOBA
>>222064409I suppose you would say 2 weeks instead of a fortnight. Purple up your prose anon.
>>222064119yo who is that little boy with the cap?
>>222064456>FortniteI'm not a kid.
kek. this one got me
>>222064409You're right. I was just trying to remember how many people gangraped her and wiki said "half a hundred"
i compromised
>>222064119looks like they're high on ecstasy
>>222064481Worst fucking accent
>>222064481Best fucking accent
>>222064481mid fucking accent
i want to fuck mysaria and hear her dirty talk in my ear with that accent. im getting hard thinking of it
>>222063642Isn't cersei the older sister?
>>222064481what if this season ends with her, alicent and rhae having lesbian sex wouldn't that be funny haha
>The Royal Shakespeare Company's highly anticipated Game of Thrones prequel play, The Mad King, has cancelled its entire first week of preview performances
>>222064764kek, no winds no play GeRRM
>>222064475A child you are not but are you wordsmith capable to expressing your views in an articulate manner showcasing a mastery of the english tongue?
poppa bear?
>indian starks>sea howland reed>black martell
Who's the biggest male slut in the history of Westeros?
>>222064800Do you are have grammar?
>>222064764lmao why?
ser nigga dayne, the nog of the morning
>>222064800>capable to expressingilliterate esl fag
Rape Sunfyre
>>222064918Probably some SLUT who fucked a girl in every kingdom.
>>222065210SER, STOP RAPING
>>222065262WE MUST RAPE
Im going to miss Fabien
thread deader than sunfyre
>>222065914What is dead will never die.
>>222063537love is the death of duty
Doran is the Doran of Doran.
POPPA BEAR!
>the name is hightower. alicent hightoweri can't believe we are living in a world where alicent is turned into an assassin. what are we doing with this show
>>222064634They're twins, they're the exact same age.
>We send an army to siege Tumbleton instead of nuking it, brilliant scheme.
>>222063451N + A = J Jon isn’t a Targ
>>222066681It is a better scheme than nuking
>>222064634tehnically yes, she came out the womb before Jaime
High IQ take: Mysaria is the soul of the show.
I heard Aemond was going to kiss a witch today.
>gwayne confirmed homogwayne confirmed homo>gwayne confirmed homogwayne confirmed homo>gwayne confirmed homogwayne confirmed homo
>>222066755gwayne is straight
>>222066681Tell that to the Japanese.
>>222066755>Gwayne sucked Riverlander cockI have been vindicated
>>222066738TRVKE
>the mad king play got delayed lmao
>>222066492who says this in the show?
#1 show in the world rn. Saw two separate people watching the last episode on the train today.
Preston ten years ago>trust the plan>George has so many hidden plots>still has hairPreston today>George will never finish another book>George made everything up as he went along>faith in franchise and author: gone, just like his hair
>>222066927And they were ASX and Glidus to save time making their video
Alys shows Aemond a trunk of dragon eggs and offers to make babies with him.
>>222063398
>finally watch the hedge knight show>far superior to house of the dragon>felt like peak GOTyou know what george, keep making those duncan egg books, it's all fine
>>222066699How did Ashara swim all the way to Essos?
>>222064782>I dun want it.
doing blasters of high grade fishscale cocaine with ormund hightower
>>222067101FAT FUCK, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ASOIAF! FINISH THE THOUSAND WORLDS SERIES YOU HACK
Raping Sunfyre's dead cloaca
>Bran the broken
So why did all the peasants cry and recoil in fear when Meleys' head was being drawn through King's Landing with them saying it will anger the Gods if the Faith of Seven are anti-dragon and see their existence as profane
house rogare won
>>222065459HEAR ME RAPE
>>222067186Peasants are retarded
>>222066931who the fuck is preston?
>>222066738Your IQ is not high, Sara, stop lying
>>222066738Your IQ is too high, Sara, I kneel
The patient hunter gets the kill
>>222067257I mean these same peasants rise up and kill the dragons in the dragon pit for being against their faith, so their earlier portrayal at seeing the death of Meleys makes no sense
>>222067186The writers probably didn't think about that but if I had to explain it, I'd say that the Doctrine of Exceptionalism promotes Dragons as the creations of the Seven only righteous Targaryen royals are allowed to ride, and smallfolk have mostly absorbed this interpretation especially in KL, but among the clergy there are traditionalist holdouts.
>>222067101Dammit, George.
>>222067287The Shepherd and the Storming of the Dragonpit shows that it's a view held amongst the common folk too though, which makes sense given they're taught the religion by the clergy, they're illiterate peasants, their knowledge of the Faith comes from them
I enjoy how Sansa's breasts keep steadily growing through the series and people keep staring at them and touching them
>>222067004who the fuck is Alys?
>>222067338Stop lying. They never grew.
>>222067341Strong girl
>>222067356She keeps needing new dresses because they're too tight on her chest
>>222067341the hag with the manjaw
Sure we break some bread here tonight, but I go way back.And in light of recent Team Green humiliations - it's an honor to be joined by loyal men. And not FAGGOT ASS TRAITOROUS USURPERS LIKE THAT FUCKER AEMOND. HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE!
>>222067403Take it easy, my lord, you know the Arbor red makes you emotional.
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222067396You shouldn't talk thusly about a witch, anon. She might curse you and make your two-incher even smaller.
>>222067378source?
>>222067336The Shepherd stuff never felt like George's best work to me, had somewhat schizo ideology compared to the old anti-Targaryen faction of Septon Moon & co who opposed both Valyrian presence in Westeros and the dragons, he incited the smallfolk to attack Dragonpit in the name of Helaena who was a Targaryen. The mobs should have stormed the Red Keep after the Dragonpit. It was also sort of dumb of Jaeharys to not include pro-dragon messaging in the Doctrine of Exceptionalism but George needed to write the dragons from the story so whatever.
So uhhh how do people clean their butts in westeros if there is no toilet paper?
>>222067489Their right hands mashallah.
>>222067489communal butt sponge
>>222067489Clean?
Gods, Westeros is such a backwards, backwater shithole. If I had any gold in my pocket I’d immediately set sail for civilization across the Narrow Sea.
>>222067537>*enslaves (you)*
>>222063815No, no, no!
>>222067563Being a house-slave to some rich merchant lord in Volantis would be leagues better life than being a "free" mudfarmer living in constant fear of war, conscription, bandits, starvation, and the murderous whims of your shitty Lord.
>>222067262Fuck off tourist.
>>222067591Peasants in some regions are probably de facto serfs, meaning that they can try to move but attempting that risks beatings by the local lord's men
>>222067262Some annoying gay guy.
>>222067591Being a farmer is not that bad when there is no huge civil war going on
>>222067762Depends, if you live in the North you risk starvation every winter so the elderly people often "go hunting" and never come back. And if the harvest is bad you have to go live in a shantytown near the local castle and hope the local lords have good storages.
It's a Dreamfyre egg?
>>222067827The only solution is to let me, Euron Greyjoy, rule the world! Give me your kingdoms!
>>222067827>That pasta you're eating... did you pay the Gold price or the Iron price? >What? >I said did you buy it from a Michelin star resturant or scrape it from the belly of s corpse you just made? >Father I juat want to ea->GOLD OR IRON?!
>>222067563Nah, I'd win Essos.
i read all the leaksget ready for some rancid abysmal dogshit, boys and girlsfortunately Ryan Condal is smart and added one big girlboss moment so normies will still defend the episode no matter how abysmal dogshit it's going to be. just like Aegon's coronation
xitter is cancelling the black aly actress for being an israeli jew
>>222068050Finally some good fucking news.
I hope there's some rape next episode
>>222068050i already lived alyssane no need to make me like her more
>>222068067gwayne is coming out. they are only interested in raping the viewer
>>222068050Literally who?
>>222068073*loved
>>222068043>i read all the leaksAnd you aren't going to share?
Is Alicent really going to travel to Harrenhal incognito to murder Aemond
>>222068097People have been saying that it comes from a leak but I don't believe it, it's too stupid.
>>222068090Cole diesAlicent is agent 47Alys drinks the Arbor Gold moon teaOrmund takes a Dunk
>>222068090alright nigga
>>222068112
>Gwayne is gayWe should have gotten at least one Gwayne x Criston sex scene
>>222068090i'm pretty sure you all know already? anyway here goesCriston is shot down by black Aly right in the middle of his request for a duel, it's a big girlboss moment made for twitter and tiktokRhaenyra gets cut on the throne due to stress and anger while going through petitionsAlicent and Helena are apprehended after their escape attempt, Alicent is forced to go to Aemond and either kill him or get him to surrenderGwayne is a FAAAAG and he reunites with Ormund who makes fun of himfake Baratheons (assassins sent by the Blacks) try to sneak into Ormund's camp but they're recognized and killed by Gwaynemore AEGON IS LE BAD scenesat Harrenhal, big chin lady has dragon eggs and uses them to babytrap Aemond
>>222068112>The real Baratheon is more attractiveBased, excellent taste
Ormund really is Renly and cowers at Renly
>>222064902>>222064951When will they give this bullshit a rest? Surely by now they should've gotten the message ffs
>>222068116Jacebros...it's over
>>222068155*cowers at blood
>>222068112Ohhh so the "baratheon ninja assassin" leak is about assassins dressed up as baratheons and not actual baratheonsI guess that's less stupid
>>222068112>Gwayne is gayhow much more betrayal can i take?
>>222067447With 50,000 spears the Dornish really should have conquered the marches long ago
>>222068143>>The real Baratheon is more attractive>Based, excellent tastethat is because they have lots of targaryen blood though
>>222068197lmao
>>222068193>50,000 spearsthey never had so many, it was a lie they spread as they have very few troops actually
>>222068193Evidently all their spearheads are made of dragonglass and they have no horses.
>Homophobic>Hates women>Hates smells>Hates blood>RacistOrmund is based
Fellas I'm starting to think the writers are not good
>>222068209>lmaoyes, lots of intermarriages and robert had targ blood as well but they kept that off the got series as not to confuse the audience as Americans are retards
>>222068238He’s MAGA coded and he will lose
>>222068238>Hates bloodIs gay as well
>>222068116You know what to do now, Bold Jon.
>>222068116Is Alys using a love spell or is Aemond weak for a woman that would actually kill for him?
>>222068238>the most humiliating and painful death in 3…2…1…
>>222068209Black hair and blue eyes are traditional Targaryen traits.
>>222068267It's literally been established over and over again he has mommy issues
>>222068214I doubt it, they sacked Highgarden before>>222068218They have sand steeds
>>222068183>one of the few TG characters that normies likeYeah, kinda expected some shit like that
>>222068272They'll probably throw literal dragon shit at him.
>"can't be a baratheon, too ugly!">meanwhile Stannis
rape is the sweetest joy of all
>>222068238BASED BASED BASED
>>222068267she's infantilising him. dude's hopelessly weak to it
>>222068265Jon doesn't know he's about to get Blacked
>>222068308He's handsome
>>222068244>lotsWell, one in the Baratheon line. The one that gave Robert his Targ blood, from a princess half riverlander and a third Dornish lol.>>222068274Such Targaryen!
>>222068336Davos...
>>222068308That's one of the better Melisandres I've seen but for some reason no artist ever seems to remember how tall she is.
There’s an overarching theme of sexual humiliation for all the Green characters. Between Dyana, Aemond’s thing with the brothel madame and Alicent’s constant exploitation, the writers are using sexual deviance to designate the Greens side of the war as the “wrong” side by constantly giving them scenes with “wrong sex.” Parent-child incest, adultery, exhibition, generally anything fetish like. It’s not meant to service their characters, it’s a shorthand to make them unpopular with the audience and “punish” them in some cases.Compare this with how almost nun-like the Blacks side now is. Outside of Daemon and Rhaenyra’s beach scene, we barely see much besides a kiss here and there. The closest thing is the infamous scene of Daemon hallucinating his mother, where he briefly gets the “wrong sex” treatment to punish his character for not being loyal to Rhaenyra (who interestingly gets a pass to be adulterous with Mysaria). The writers want us to perceive the Blacks as the legitimate choice, so they’re written serious and chaste in contrast. Whereas the Greens are all sexually deranged in some way or another.
>>222068345>assassin Alicent is real
>>222068336Selyse…
>>222068366You doubted it?
>>222067186They should be glad that this retard dragon was killed after it murdered and maimed hundreds during the coronation
>>222068366Alicent and twenty good men could easily defeat Vhagar and Aemond
>>222068345Queen mommy
>>222068344R'HLLOR HUNGERS
>>222068362>The writers want us to perceive the Blacks as the legitimate choice, so they’re written serious and chaste in contrast.Her children ARE BASTARDS
>>222068397Some guy was >>222068166
>>222068420after the Aemond/Helaena cheating thing so is Aegon's lol
Why is Corlys in the woods, wasn't he fighting the triarchy
>>222068362I guess they really got bothered by people pointing out Daemon groomed his niece for sex
In a show where Viserys raping teenage Alicent doesn't make him irredeemable and Rhaenys slaughtering smallfolk at the coronation doesn't make her irredeemable and Larys killing his entire family yet still passing moral judgement onto others, I fail to see why Aegon is irredeemable for drunkenly forcing himself on a maid or why Criston is irredeemable for hating Rhaenyra.
>>222067403Old shah or Iran confusing bittersteel with someone elseThose 20 years in essos made him all fucked up
>>222068442Rhaenyra is the heirOpposing her is irredeemable
Her children... ARE CRACKERS!!!And she... Is a snowpacker.
>>222068439It's a trap to lure Bald Roxton to get him Blacked and Raped
>>222068442Anon, I say this without an ounce of malice, you might have autism.
>>222068446I wanted arbor gold, I compromised, I drank Lyseni whore piss in the brothel
>>222068408>"Creatively it made sense to us, because we wanted it to happen."
>>222068463Oops wrong tab, disregard, you are a true chad Anon.
>>222068442>why Criston is irredeemable for hating RhaenyraOh that's the fandom being fucking retarded and triggered by him saying mean things>Rhaenys slaughtering smallfolk at the coronationDepicted as a girlboss moment, the average viewer is unable to analyze the events on screen, so the director can frame things as whatever he wants.Triumphant music? GoodSomber music? BadEtc etc
>the audience cheers for a violent death of a rape victim
good. rape is holy.
>>222068362>writers and showrunners are biased and pro Blacks, and use whatever means necessary to humiliate GreensWow, what a shock, after 2.5 seasons of this fanfic I had literally no idea
NON STOP ASS RAPE
BEHOLD ME NOW
>>222068292no its in the lore the dornish have a very small army and even smaller population then they claim, its a neat trick the play pretendign they have more than they have actually have. At best they can defend their territory and nothing more.
Can Cole be raped once again before he dies? Please Father, Mother, Crone, Warrior, Maiden, Smith, Stranger
>>222068337yes there are aplenty of intermarriages
>>222068292>sacked Highgarden beforwhen internal political chaos and rival factions (Houses Manderly and Peake) weakened the Reach
>>222068575his corpse will be raped by a horde of essos aphrodisiac disease infested pirates befitting his impure treacheous honorless and smallfolk genocide by the tends of thousands emetic nature
>>222068457he will TAKE the BLACK lel
>>222068585True just not between their houses
>>222068575Alysanne will brutally rape him in a way that triggers his Rahenyra ptsd
>Margaery.... the accusations... Jalanhar Xho...
>>222068366No wonder George lost it. LMAO.
There is exactly one good thing that can come from killer Alicent: now Aemond and maybe Aegon can find out how much of a treasonous whore she is
>>222068112>>222068116Why is the plot so trash every single episode??Just stick to the books!
>>222068566>its a neat trick the play pretendign they have more than they have actually haveIt’s not even them - just Daeron making excuses why his conquest failed. They’re just playing along
why does Aegon III hate dragons, in HOTD-verse? he wasn't at the gullet, and he's at Pentos so he won't be there to see Rhaenyra get roasted and gobbled up
What do we think of house martell?
>>222068815The maesters will tell him that dragons are evil and killed his parents.
>>222068815They will give up after the show ends on his coronation and never explain anything after, how he hates dragons or how he's depressed or how the Velaryon descendants turned white somehow
>>222068845Very based
>>222068845why are they orange
>>222068845Based Rhoynar Gods
>pull my finger bitch and make my day
>>222068209A literal fucking cadet branch descended from the Velaryons in the female line.
>>222068116>>222068112lmao I'm done with this garbagesee you in season 2 of dunk
>>222068998See you in a few hoursAnd next week
>>222069028You know that we can use this thread without watching your dogshit show for the mentally handicapped?
>>222068984>baratheons have a lot of targaryen blood because there's a cadet branch of velaryons descended from a baratheon?
>>222069059>I will be posting as the episode airs but I will definetly not watch it guys
>>222069059Yeah you'll totally not be watching like everyone else that threatens to do so
>>222068815In hotd he loves dragons because he's a true valyrian targaryen
>>222068845boring house, their POV chapters are a waste of time and ridiculous amount of bloat
>What is the weather to be today, Bold Anon?>Raining shitposts and pisstakes, from the looks of the OP
>>222068845Quentyn wishes he looked like that
>>222069199Quentyn is /ourguy/ and also he lives
>>222069214Quentyn and the Martells are jeet coded and most certainly not /ourguy/
>>222069229Quentyn and Martells are god coded and are /ourguys/
>>222069246fuck off
>>222069229They are good jeets of higher caste not brahamin saar
>>222069252Deal with it
Valyrian rocksAndals shocked
>>222069229they're latino coded according to grrm
>>222068845they've been taking nothing but Ls since Gregor smashed Aegon's head inI dunno why George likes them so much
Good morrow sers
>>222069325See him boldly hand a notice to his lord; see his boldness as he picks up a chair. Bold, bold, bold Jon Roxton.
>>222069325Rape king, green patriot
Behold the greatest kingdom in the continent, with the best castle - the Vale of Arryn
>>222069441>Arryn>Aryanwtf george?!
>>222069438Bizarrely enough, he's not a rapist in the show
>>222069441There is no way that mountain would support that castle.
>>222069457The TRVE Aryan VBERMENSCH of Westeros
>>222069441This is just retarded, given they lack lots of arable land that design makes it easy to siege them and starve them
>>222069441For me it's the Hightower
>>222069481Vale castles are built different
HOLYFUCKING positive AURA
>>222069492They have a granary about the size of Winterfell. Three generations will perish before the Eyrie falls on landed attacks
From my point of Peter Baelish is the hero of the story who is intentionally destroying a corrupt and evil feudal system
>>222069532Then why did he fail to detect Sansa and Arya's plot?
>>222069550showfag shit isn't canon
>>222069532Republic of LittlefingerDestroy the feudal structurePromote the talented lowborn
>>222069460Yet.
>>222069550Show doesn't count
>>222069500Give me your best Oldtown art then
>>222069550fuck offthat shit never happened along with whatever was going on with dany near the end to make her slaughter king's landing (wtf were DnD thinking??)
Mournful.
>>222068845Isn't Quentyn supposed to be ugly?
>cripple the kingdoms with debt>become the Iron Bank's inside man>become Lord of the Vale in all but title>declare Vale independent >swoop in when the other kingdoms are vulnerable and help them against the Crown>use them to conquer the other kingdoms >eventually destroy the feudal structure He will win.
All hail Queen Jenna!
>>222069617no, just short and plain, forgettable looking
>>222069642Ugly manjawed tranny
>>222069532>>222069560>Oh, he was clever. He did not simply collect the gold and lock it in a treasure vault, no. He paid the king's debts in promises, and put the king's gold to work. He bought wagons, shops, ships, houses. He bought grain when it was plentiful and sold bread when it was scarce. He bought wool from the north and linen from the south and lace from Lys, stored it, moved it, dyed it, sold it. The golden dragons bred and multiplied, and Littlefinger lent them out and brought them home with hatchlings.>And in the process, he moved his own men into place. The Keepers of the Keys were his, all four. The King's Counter and the King's Scales were men he'd named. The officers in charge of all three mints. Harbormasters, tax farmers, customs sergeants, wool factors, toll collectors, pursers, wine factors; nine of every ten belonged to Littlefinger. They were men of middling birth, by and large; merchants' sons, lesser lordlings, sometimes even foreigners, but judging from their results, far more able than their highborn predecessors.>No one had ever thought to question the appointments, and why should they? Littlefinger was no threat to anyone. A clever, smiling, genial man, everyone's friend, always able to find whatever gold the king or his Hand required, and yet of such undistinguished birth, one step up from a hedge knight, he was not a man to fear. He had no banners to call, no army of retainers, no great stronghold, no holdings to speak of, no prospects of a great marriage.littlefinger is a monster
>>222063815Fucking based.
>>222069652Seize the means of production
why are blackfags targ apologists?
>>222063994already cut and replaced with oscar tully>>222067579kek why did the show turn blackwoods into cucks?
>>222069652Absolute GOD. He should win
>>222069652He's so based. My capitalist king.
>>222069532>>222069560>>222069618>>222069652>>222069672>>222069681>>222069682Why does /got/ sympathise with such a lowborn schemer? He doesn't come from a line of kings or use magic or ride a dragon or anything.
watched Dunk and a bit surprised at how much OC shit they added. there was really no need for that flashback shit in episode 5, the whole novella is literally by design already written like a TV script
>>222069709Faustian spiritPoor incel bullied by a rich jock takes revenge on a world that doesn't respect him
>>222069318>latinoshut your goofy ahh up latinx nigga. dorne is spain + north africa. not some shitty junglestan in south america
Chaosh is a laddah
>>222069742>ahhdon't be crying dawg :(
What's your favorite basedfinger theory? Mine is pretty recenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuAOcviU-M&t=3789s
>>222068050people really can't tell reality from fantasy any more.
What does Littlefinger's last name mean exactly?Bael-ish?
Why does this franchise attract so many annoying women. Is it because of Daenerys
who is pawg champion of westeros?
>>222069780Mine is the one that HBO jews copyright struck about he conquers Westeros
>>222068050Stop hiring jews
>>222069811Jeyne Westerling
>>222068050who even is that?
>>222068050i like black aly even more now
>>222066849Lyonel aura farming like a motherfucker.
I would pay good money to watch Fabien Frankel beat the shit out of Ryan Condal
I'm thinking about Renly's sweet peach...
I would pay good money to watch Ryan Condal have sex with Fabien Frenkel
>>222068845moar liek FARTSMELL amirite lel
>>222069814What? Is the video lost now?
>>222069889I would sniff Obara's mean farts...
>>222067251>I’m going to rape so loud, they’ll hear me clear across the Narrow Sea.
Dornish people probably have diarrhea a lot from all the spicy food they eat
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/1v6zsas/detailed_e6_leaks/
>>222069922If you have diarrhea from spicy food you are weak and shouldn't reproduce
>>222069949I'm white
>>222067652Kek
In my opinion Ormund should be gay as well
>>222069892Yeah it was a Turkish ASOIAF guy who uploaded it, just can't find it anymore. Watched it once a couple of weeks ago. Idk if an archived copy exists. It's kinda similar in theory crafting to the Battle of Wind video
>>222069969Doesn't matter if you are blue either. You have weak genes.
>>222069943>Ormund is portrayed as physically sensitive and inexperienced with violence.Did the writers forget that Ormund had a man stabbed, burned and eaten in front of him two episodes ago?
>>222069969>I shit myself because I'm whiteYou are Valyrian white, not Andal white, clearly.
>>222070006>>222070041How's the weather in Calcutta?
>>222070022Yeah, he's evil, but since he's the bad guy he must also be a pussyI guess the battle against the beesburys never happened either
>>222068420Based.
>>222070056Raining piss or shit by the looks of the messenger
>>222068561>Ohhhhh … BEHOLD MY HEART
>>222070056Was good till you arrived now it's streams of diarrhea everywhere
>>222069969post your hand
do you think Alicent would eat male ass
>>222070110already did with orwyle :)
>>222070110Only if one of her children gets killed afterwards
>>222069409Kek
>>222070110only if you promised to kill her sons
The endgame of the story is Varys and Petyr stringing the continental conflict. Varys backed Young Griff against Petyr backed Sansa and/or Harry
>>222070181The obvious answer is marrying Young Griff and SansaWhy settle for Harry the heir when there's a fresh Targaryen king?
>>222069481That castle *is* the mountain. They hollowed it out Minecraft-style.
>>222070181I really hope Young Griss dies randomly from slipping on a banana peel or something just to see Vary's reaction after all that plotting
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>>222070212I mean, them giving Dany dragon eggs as a troll just for them to immediately hatch is basically this
>>222070212would be based as fuck
>>222069522>Ser Ormund I’m TARG
>>222069780My theory is that GRRM’s set him up to be the right man at the wrong time. All his machinations will work, but it will leave Westeros in the worst possible position to deal with the Long Night. I base this off of how so much else in the story revolves around a dichotomy between those who respect and honor tradition and those who deride it. You’ve got all these lords scheming and squabbling while an existential threat to all of them goes ignored.
