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Alicent pleasuring male arseholes with her tongue
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>222070220Baeshed edition
>>222070220Lord of Harrenhal, Regent of the Vale and the North
>https://www.tvline.com/2223298/house-of-the-dragon-season-3-episode-6-recap-criston-cole-dies/
>>222070220>>222070257>>222070260he's so fucking cool, Catelyn was a fool to reject him
>>222070260Lord Paramount of the Trident too. He's got three of the seven in his grasp.
so were those TWOW leaks from earlier in the year legit?Serious question, I've not paid much attention to anything ASOIAF since 2019 and those chapters still seemed more interesting than what we got in the show
>>222070260>Lord of HarrenhalThis isn't a good thing
>>222070293They're fake and they're not interesting at all, the retard who wrote them couldn't come up with a single fun twist or surprise
Aegons arc be like
>>222070285No one cares about that hag.
>>222070260Also Riverlands Soon:Lord Protector of Stormlands by Iron Bank connection Lord Protector of the Mander after Tyrells fall to Griff Lord Paramount of Westerlands after Harry/Edmure coalition conquers itLord Protector of the North after Stannis falls and Roose and Ramsay get crushed under the rubble
>>222070247Why didn't other houses adopt Dornish weapons to kill a dragon?
>>222070286>>222070344Aren't the Freys the current lords of the riverlands?He's just lord of Harrenhal
>>222070285Lysa, it’s time to breastfeed Robert
>Singlehandedly carrying Team Black atp
>>222070377He's Lord Paramount of the Trident Joffrey decrees it and Jaime reminds Freys of that in Feast
>>222070385fucking gross
>>222070272wtf
>>222070390He fucks up next episode
>>222070385She's dead Catelyn. You will die again, soon. No km
>>222070391Oh fuck he's even more locked in than I remember
>Both Aeron and Littlefinger are rape victims
Tick tock.
>>222070377>Aren't the Freys the current lords of the riverlands?No, Emmon is Lord of Rivverun but the Lordship of the Riverlands was transferred to Harrenhal
>>222070438Poor Littlefinger got brutally raped by a virginal tully girlImagine the ptsd
Haven't watched S3. Anything worth watching from this shit yet? Any good scenes? S2 was too dogshit.
>>222070485Lysa was the retarded sister though
>>222070293>so were those TWOW leaks from earlier in the year legit?Dude forgot Areo Hotah was a POV character
>>222070493Dunk and Egg only has one season. What S2 and 3 are you even talking about
>>222070493Ormund Hightower's anti targaryen rants
>yo rhae rhae, who we hitting>prince aemond targaryen>the aemon targaryen? one eyed nigga targaryen?
Is the Vale a matriarchy?
>>222070507And the more useful one. Win-win. >poisoned Jon>set off the WarMaybe not that retarded
>>222070220Maester Pavel, I'm Baelish.
how do people even give a shit or keep track of the side characters and tertiary characters in this shitty show?black ally? jon roxton? dustin hoffman? benjicot blackwood? and dozens more like this, where they literally have maybe one or two mentions in the original text, yet you'll find weirdos online who make it their entire identity to shill these characters
I want to suffocate under fat Lannister mommy
>>222070560We know them from the one mention in the books and its fun to shitpost about them
>>222070560I'm not retarded and can remember names.
>>222070560>Benjicot Blackwood was shy in demeanor but in battle he was fiercer than a lionHe is literally me
>>222070220>>222070247does littlefinger have a plan for dorne and aegon VI?
>littlefinger is so badass!>"noo shansa please i love you please dont do it im begging yo-ACK"lol!
>>222070560half the appeal of fantasy and sci-fi shit is the autistic detail and worldbuilding, side characters are fun
>>222070609HOTHEAD
>>222070608He is the Iron Bank's inside man. Already a coalition with Griff
>>222070609showshit retconIn the canon Littlefinger is quite brave, fighting Brandon Start almost to the death
>>222070608>does littlefinger have a plan for Aegon VIYes, what he's doing right now is the plan for Aegon VIThere is absolutely 0 chance he ever gets to sit the iron throne, his plan is to make himself indispensable to whoever claims it.
>>222070493a skyrim execution animation here and there
>>222070220are Iron Islanders a metaphore for people that suck off a imagined view of the past?
>>222070622Even in the show that is present. D&D are worse than Hess and Condall
>>222070622Foids are so fucking evil
>>222070630He does NOT wish to sit tye Throne. Let's make that clear. He wishes to demolish stiff feudal hierarchies and create a republic. A system where less significant people (by birth) like him can get a shot to run the kingdoms as long as they are competent. It's the hard truth he learned at Riverrun and all his life he has aimed at this goal.
>>222070344>Lord Protector of the North after Stannis falls and Roose and Ramsay get crushed under the rubbleRamsay will collapse Winterfell’s roof to kill Roose and his loyalists >Lord Paramount of Westerlands after Harry/Edmure coalition conquers itHarry is not going to make it and Edmure will be a vassal of Baelish>Lord Protector of the Mander after Tyrells fall to GriffWhy would Baelish be given authority over the Reach?
>"What is dead may never die!"Why do ironniggers have the coolest House motto?
>>222070690their house motto is "we do not sow" which basically means they're forced to be lowly thieves
>>222070687Can link a good writeup on the Republic of Littlefinger theory?
>>222070709that's the type of motto you'd expect gypsies or negroes to have
>>222070721*can you link
BRING ME, THE... umm..
>>222070493Ormund is kino as well as Aegon. Overall it's been decent except for the gay "men ruined everything and should let the women rule" shit, considering the women are the cause of all of this. There is a very weird line from Rhaenyra in the first episode where she brings up how the men underestimate here or something and it is so fucking out of place and abruptly inserted it felt like AI.
>>222070721Nta but the idea is that he's simply seething about Brandon Stark and since he made his fortune as a money grubber, and his family comes from the merchant republic of braavos, he may be a republicanHe never says anything that would imply this, personally I think he plans to end the war as lord paramount of something, preferably staying in the small council, but the republic theory is cool too.
>>222070751RATCATCHER
>>222070689>NorthRamsay dies with Roose or is flayed in revenge for what he did to "Arya" so the Northen lords help Sansa and flock to him as a liberator >Westerlands Petyr beats the Freys. Edmure thanks him for returning his seat at Riverrun and Petyr tries to make amends from their childhood. He uses Tully men and other Riverlanders to take the weakened Westerlands post-Euron raids>ReachTyrell connection he already has, threaten to reveal Joffrey's murder plans and assistance from all the men he's acquired. Tyrells are busy elsewhere. Also, Harry is a useful pawn. He'll keep him alive as long as he wants to as the Falcon King before having him killed by the Gulltown merchant's mercenaries
>>222070756I gathered that much, I also thought his motivations were to simply secure the Riverlands for himself with the upcoming Frey succession crisis
>>222070781no one is going to flock to him when jon and rickon are there
>>222070640Kind of. I would argue instead that the Ironborn resembles the Civil-War era (white) South, which George R.R Martin researched in preparation for his novel Fevre Dream, which posited vampires as part of the parasitic plantation elite. Consider the similarities: just as the Ironborn strongly emphasize the differences between ironman and thrall, the South laid down sharp divisions between white and black, free and slave; just as the Ironborn treat one another with a rough equality, historians have pointed out how the necessities of white unity against the threat of slave rebellions required the creation of a cultural attitude in which all whites were equal, and had to be treated better than black slaves. Within the reigning ideology of slavery, the idea was that slavery created a mud-sill effect that lifted up even poor whites by freeing them from the need to perform the worst kinds of labor, and thus creating in the South a kind of herrenvolk democracy. Most importantly, like the Ironborn in the wake of Aegon’s Conquest and the failure of the Greyjoy Rebellion, the white South had engaged in a failed rebellion in the hopes of maintaining a society and culture based on human exploitation, bitterly resented their defeat and the end of their “peculiar system,” and through the use of violent terrorism believed that their true, original culture would “rise again.” Likewise, in the face of their defeat, the white South turned to the revision of history to posit a South that was the victim rather than the initiatior of a civil war, that had fought for the purest constitutional motives rather than in defense of a social system now universally regarded as evil, and that had previously enjoyed a harmonious and virtuous social order more in line with the martial virtues of the past than the tawdry commercialism of the victorious Yankees.So, next time you think about how “badass” Victarion or Euron might be, imagine them in a pointy white hood.
>>222070721No central coagulation of theories but Littlefinger Debt Theory by Preston Jacobs is one. He could or could not end up being king. I feel like he's the Iron Bank's man to sow discord in the continent to weaken them so that they can conquer and regain the gold they lost (the debt he himself made)
>>222070756>He never says anything that would imply this, personally I think he plans to end the war as lord paramount of something, preferably staying in the small council, but the republic theory is cool too.He clearly has way bigger plans that that, otherwise he wouldn't have murdered Lysa, poisoned Sweetrobin and is plotting to marry Sansa with Harold Hardying
Ormund might be the hilarously outlandish cartoon villain in the GOTverse so far, they're going above and beyond to make him a pathetic chud that the audience must surely hate its just funny
>>222070781>to take the weakened WesterlandsThe riverlanders don't have the strength to take castles in the Westerlands, not after an entire warAnd he isn't getting the fucking Reach by threatening the tyrells
>>222070797Jon is an undead bastidRickon is Skaagosed and Davos will probably die there too or be too lateSansa will be the Heir to Winterfell
>>222070802Fuck, I was anti ironborn before but now I'm reconsidering itMaybe they are based
>>222070820It worked, his character is cringe itself and I guess that's why Condon like him so much.>>222070837She won't.
>>222070823Vale men, Northmen, whatever Riverlanders remain, and help from Griff>also Riverlanders gave infinite respawn
>>222070802good post, I'm glad knowing there are anons familiar with GRRM's other writing and how it has influences asoiaf
>>222070849She will be. It will only end with John's parentage being discovered and/or Dany coming to Westeros (if ever)
>>222070802I will now pay the iron price.
>>222070820>He's homophobic as wellGroundbreaking, bravo Condal
>>222070855Even if you start fighting in the westerlands nobody is naming you lord protector nigga, there is nothing to gain for him there or in the reach
Why does Jamie sit on the iron throne smirking after killing the mad king if he did it spur of the moment to save the city?
>>222070897>homosexual is homophobicel clasico
>>222070900he was bored
Jon Snow will stay dead.
I am a Bolton nationalistA peaceful land, a quiet people.
>>222070849What is cringe about Ormund? The only bad thing he did was to get little prince to kill that innocent dude, but otherwise he has been based, especially getting pissed off for losing that game.
>>222070781>NorthThe Battle of Ice is a way to dispense with Roose’s loyal troops. The battle will probably be internecine, and then Ramsay will collapse Winterfell’s roof to kill his father and all the Lords there, retreating to the Dreadfort. Then you get the Battle of the Bastards. >WesterlandsBaelish would be Edmure’s liege lord. The entire point of the Riverlands invasion is to install Lords loyal to him by installing Freys with Vale connections at the Twins, Darry, and Riverrun. Edmure is married to a Rosby Frey. I’m not sure how you’re getting a Westerlands invasion from that. >ReachI still don’t see how he establishes any authority there. It will go to the friends in the Reach that Aegon has.>Harry is a useful pawnMaybe, maybe not. He’s dying at the tourney, though. And crucially Sweetrobin has a claim to the Riverlands.
>>222070802>the white South turned to the revision of history to posit a South that was the victim rather than the initiatior of a civil warwasn't that a result of the politicians during the reconstruction and later down the line the Jim Crow era laws, embracing the "Southern strategy". Bassicaly letting the South have their narrative in order to get Votes.
>>222070900Where else would he sit?
>>222070898Bruh Edmure will take the Westerlands as revenge for Robb and Baelish will strike a deal that he can rule but he will be named Lord ProtectorOr he just raids the Westerlands till Euron rapes them into bankruptcy. Either way, their days are numbered
>>222070900Adrenaline high mixed with manic depressive episode after he just ruined his own life
>>222070939He doesn't have to sit.
>>222070926based vampire house
>>222070933>What is cringe about Ormund?he got mogged by daemon
>>222070906there is noone who hates gays more then the other gays
Margaery the whore
>>222070937Bastardbowl won't happen. Him and Sansa sail to White Harbour to treat with Lord Manderly and then send ravens to rest of the Houses. They flock around the living Stark and take Winterfell. A Frey civil war will come forth and I don't see his connected men surviving. The Edmure thing is a backup if thay fails. Plus many Freys will die of the wolf attack Reach is with Griff's help as I said. Same with Stormlands Sweetrobin will not outlast Harry
>>222070999Calm down, Cersei
>>222070969but why tho
>>222071012>Sweetrobin will not outlast Harryretard
>>222070900It's a leftover from when GRRM wanted to make Jaime the ultimate villain, very early on in the writing process. His characterization of Jaime as a jaded wannabe Arthur Dayne who's corrupted by his sister only came later.
>>222071045Cope, Robert. Sweetrobin will get poisoned anytime Baelish wants to, as he has been doing for a while now.
House Truefyre is the rightful line
characters glazing Viserys or favorably comparing him to current options is one of the most hilarious parts of S2/3. guy spent 50% of time fucking everything up and the other 50% letting others run his realm, yet we have characters like Alicent or Otto going all nostalgia over him even though they hated his rule so much that they conspired against him
>>222071076Sweetrobin will be crowned king by Petyr
>>222071076>Sweetrobin will get poisoned anytime Baelish wants toSansa will stop that
>>222070571what does lioness milk taste like, friends?
>>222071012Bastardbowl is definitely going to happen because otherwise Jon won’t have the authority to lead a struggle against the Others. He needs a military victory. It’s the crucial impediment to any Stannis wank too. And why would Baelish bother with a northern campaign in the harsh winter when he can simply treat with the new king with his troops behind him? There would still need to be a military campaign to defeat the Boltons.
House Whent is founded tonight, and it is confirmed that the Starks of Winterfell are STRONG, GREEN boys.
>>222071136>Bastardbowl is definitely going to happenhe dun want it, he never have
>>222071119Kill yourself
>>222071136He doesn't. Jon is not going at the Others alone, stop thinking from a showfag perspective. Maybe he links up with Dany, who knows. But he certainly won't have just directly take Winterfell.
>“Relations between Aerys and his queen had been strained during the last years of his reign. They slept apart and did their best to avoid each other during the waking hours. But whenever Aerys gave a man to the flames, Queen Rhaella would have a visitor in the night. The day he burned his mace-and-dagger Hand, Jaime and Jon Darry had stood at guard outside her bedchamber whilst the king took his pleasure. "You're hurting me," they had heard Rhaella cry though the oaken door. "You're hurting me." In some queer way, that had been worse than Lord Chelsted's screaming. "We are sworn to protect her as well," Jaime had finally been driven to say. "We are," Darry allowed, "but not from him”>“Jaime had only seen Rhaella once after that, the morning of the day she left for Dragonstone. The queen had been cloaked and hooded as she climbed inside the royal wheelhouse that would take her down Aegon's High Hill to the waiting ship, but he heard her maids whispering after she was gone. They said the queen looked as if some beast had savaged her, clawing at her thighs and chewing on her breasts. A crowned beast, Jaime knew.
I recognize the showrunners' annoying as fuck attempts to turn the Blacks into Starks while turning the Greens into Freys, and I choose to oppose this and post-ironically root for the designated bad guys of the show.
>>222071223>showrunnersno that was george
>>222071146get moon tea'd heh
>>222071202>did you know Aerys was a BAD GUY who RAPED his WIFE after BURNING PEOPLE ALIVEthanks GRRM, we really needed that clarification
>>222071098For a time>>222071115She's too busy eating lemon cakes
>>222071201I’m not saying Jon is going at the Others alone. But certainly he needs to establish himself as having authority over the North first, whether as Lord of Winterfell or regent for Rickon. The only way he can do that as a bastard nightswatch deserter is by a military victory. If Stannis wins the north for him, or Littlefinger like you’re suggesting and the Lords move behind Sansa, he’s going to be politically impotent. Not to mention the wildling migration he needs to oversee.
>>222071268Jon will not be king or lord of winterfell, get over it
>>222071136DnD's fanfic will never be canon, sorry.
>>222071283Didn’t say he had to be, but ok
>>222071268He can only do that with Dany. Maybe he'll utilize Rickon but I don't think Rickon survives too long or will be in a healthy state of mind to be presented as heir. The most he can do is use the Wilding army but that isn't much. Plus, Petyr already has a great reason to turn other houses against him when Jon is known for sheltering Wildings
>>222071316I’m not saying he doesn’t need Dany. I don’t know where you’re getting that. I’m saying that if he doesn’t have control over the north, whether as Lord of Winterfell himself, or aa regent for Rickon, then he’s not going to be able to do anything.
>>222070220Anne Frankfu was literally 2012degF out of 10. Shame she was written out of the show. She went through all of that and Bloodraven doesn’t make her his queen.
>>222071348he is dying today hotd keep going full retard
Gilly had sex with Craster and Samwell Tarly
>>222071283>Jon will not be kingWrong. He is literally the Song of Ice and Fire
>>222071202Why does this man take such enjoyment in writing violence against women?
>>222071363No he is luring Roxton in and Jon will get raped and BLACKED
>When Catelyn Tully was twelve, she camped at Oldstones while traveling to Seagard with her father, Lord Hoster Tully. Catelyn and Petyr Baelish, her father's ward, pretended to be Jenny of Oldstones and Duncan Targaryen, with Catelyn winding flowers in her hair.All the gold and all the whores in Westeros will never fill Cat's place.
>>222071394>rox teleported to the stepstonesI'm done with this shit show, I will only watch this episode because Beesbury will be avenged.
>>222071349He may but long, long after that. Only with Dany's help perhaps. It literally is a Braavosi (Baelish) with a Blackfyre (Griff) against two Targaryens for a restoration. Jon will have to wait in line
>>222071389No he isn't
YER GRACE DA BOYS ARE ITCHING TO GO KRUMPIN'
>>222071458You're retarded Dany
>>222071477You mean fDany the street urchin from Lys
Thank you Fabian for your excellent performance. Sorry your character got assassinated.
I wish I still had my reddit account. I would've made bank with the karma from the Mysaria posts
Imagine how smelly westeros women must be without douches, there must be a constant stench of rotten tuna whenever women are around
>>222071517Wildling women are cleaner than Westerosi women. FACT!
>>222071522S01E01 - S01E07 feels like a completely different show. The balance of the Green vs Black problem was so much better, so much more even and nuanced. Now it might as well be capeshit heroes vs evil rapist chuds
>>222071522>Don't worry my husband, I will kill our son
>>222071564Show died after episode 5. Episode 6 onwards is a visible downgrade. Milly and Paddy's chemistry carried the show.
Tyene Sand = Daenerys Targaryen
>>222071651kwab
>>222071667>fake daenerys theory
>>222069652It was all bullshit though, LF was making up business schemes which put the crown in debt while he skimmed a part of the money put in the schemes.>Within three years of his coming to court, he was master of coin and a member of the small council, and today the crown’s revenues were ten times what they had under his predecessor…through the crown’s debt had grown vast as well. A master juggler was Petyr Baelish.
>>222071667>>222071694BRAVO DORAN
INCESTUOUS ALIENS
>But you... you're part Dornish!
>>222071651taooba'd too hard
>>222071736That's the point, he is using the crown's borrowed money to finance his business ventures. He's getting richer, everyone is getting poorer.
>>222071778And he is giving the Iron Bank reason to invade with the Golden Company and he will prove to be the Bank's inside man which means he'll get rewarded by them
>>222071778Except that retard Tyrion didn't realize it.
Sexual intercourse with mommy Jeyne Arryn
>urghhh I hate wamen>killed by a womanAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222071812Tyrion has never seen a balance sheet in his entire life, he is fully aware he is not ready to be master of coin
>>222070969This guy neither hated gays nor was put in charge of getting rid of gays
I jerked off to dunk's nude scene
>>222071874While he was defecating?
>>222070220are we excited for tonight's episode?
>>222071902that one gave me a chub, but the jiggle in the other made me rock hard
>>222070220Jon will be revived to help Aemonds descendant kill the night king.
>>222071938you're a disgusting faggot
>>222070220I want to cum in Cersei’s mouth.
>>222071842bored handjobs
>>222071972she's a confirmed swallower
>>222071972we know, robert
Reminder: Varys gave birth to all his little birds
>>222071357mayhaps it was a blessing. had the girl been cast in season 08, they would have killed her for shock value, or just for bran to make a dogshit facial expression like
>>222071842CUTE!
All women are whores, I loathe them so
Except my mom, of course.
>an app I use is giving me notifications with 'ladder' and 'climb' in itWTF is Palantir reading my Baelish posts
>>222071383In a row?
All women are an image of the mother, to be spoken of with reverence
>>222072065They should have made her a tradwife and imply that bloodraven is mindraping her into his thrall. Alternatively real Bran and Meera should get an opium dream dream sequence where they are frollically Gayly through the north and winterfell and maester luwin and the arms master Rodrick is still alive whilst bloodravened in control of bran and meera are not normal humans anymore.
>>222071522Never hated a character more than viserys
>>222072194>>222072244my mother died giving birth to me
>>222071842Jace tasted her btw
>>222072345He should have made Aegon and Rhaenyra marry.
>>222071522Alicent should have told him he was wrong.
>>222072369You’re lying. You’re a liar.
>>222072358wrong person died clearly
what will george think of today's episode?
>Alicent goes to Harrenhall to kill Aemond>Meets Alys Rivers>Hot witch lesbian sex >Aemond watches from the cuckwood
>>222072391*shoots you with a crossbow*
>>222072399Best wishes to Fabian. I hope he washes the stink of HOD off of his career and makes it big.
>>222070539I think it’s just coincidence. Jon Arryn was Lord of the Vale. It’s a bit weird.
>>222072022uh this is incest
>>222072473just some love
>>222072468>I think it’s just coincidence.not really a coincidence, the lord of the vale always die and his wife is regent because his only heir is a little kid
>>222072422Your first "wife" was and will always be a whore.
>>222072399Hopefully George thinks “wow I must have really fucked up and lost touch, I thought I made criston a grey character in the book but he’s hated more than any of my other characters so I guess I failed”
>>222072494i don't think they have such feelings for each other
>>222070622And that one time where he nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Ashmark.
>>222072521you're wrong.
>>222072502>I thought I made criston a grey characterI doubt he think they greens or blacks are grey
>>222071842
>>222070709*They* don’t sow. Their thralls do.
>>222072589What does slapping the cheek achieve?
>>222072608It simulates the man giving a playful slapIt's hot because it's domineering and you can feel the slap on your dick trough the cheek
>>222070345It was too late. They were conquered.
>>222072537they're siblings
>>222072644sibling lovers
>>222070247Execute her at once!
holy fuck the norf queen
>>222072635I once tried slapping a girl during sex and she got really upset by it, would not recommend
>>222072681ZAMN!
>>222072681Built for Jallabhar Xho's BBC
>>222072783based
>>222072783
>>222072783Who is Jallabhar Xho?
>>222072832the black bull of king's landing
>>222072390I've never been more jealous of a boy>According to Mushroom, Lady Jeyne offered Jacaerys the allegiance of the Vale of Arryn if he could bring her to climax using his tongue.
Rapebros what are our predictions for tonight?
>>222070260>>222070286>also has Mya Stone, Robert's eldest bastard and is clearly plotting to claim Storm's End by using her>Sansa is technically Sansa Lannister, so widow's law could be used to take over the Westerlandsgalaxy brain baelish has 6 of the 7 kingdoms
>>222072864I think it'll happen. It has to....
>>222072877Throw her into the place that thinks she murdered her former betrothed
>>222072864>
>>222072864looks like no rape today >>222070272
so rhaenyra is going to die of throne cancer like vyseris instead of getting eaten by a dragon?
>>222072912Sounds like Criston gets raped to me.
>>222072917She saves herself by amputating her leg.
I wish I was her husband...
>>222072974
>>222072909lmao instead of being betrayed corlys is going to get forced to join the greens?
>>222072909So that anon who said they were combining roxton and ormunds death was right, ormund will gut Roderick with vigilance making him puke wich gives Roderick an opening to kill ormund with his guts hanging out before he dies
Edmure's floppy fish
Only Baelish posting will bring out the best theory crafting out of people. Bravo
>>222071283by the time he resurrects the 200 giants and 80 mammoths he requested from Tormund as part of their deal will have crossed the Wall. No army without dragons can stop Jon when you factor in his giants, mammoths, wildling wargs, and the fact Ghost can gather an army of wolves just like Nymeria. He's got an army straight out of the Age of Heroes
>>222072644Keeping the Trve Targaryen Traditions!
>>222072832Ryan Gosling.
>>222073144das rite
big black cock
>>222072864The lore gets it tongiht
>>222072864I want to rape (read: consensual sex) Milly
>>222072832 Balthazar Getty
Erm I don't think I can generate that....
>>222073171Lol
>>222073163Stop cuckposting, ser Jaime.
>>222072974shes ugly
>>222073212
>>222073212Wrong as fuck
>>222073210If it was Jaime it would have mentioned moonboy, for all I know.
>>222073159>>222073159you realize Jon canonically hates Sansa because she treated him like shit right? He thinks about random Winterfell servants more than her in his POV
>Alicent I demand you go murder your son and let also let me mentally torture your daughter into killing herself>at once my Queen
>>222073276Sansa does not hate Jon. Noble ladys are not supposed to interact with bastards and she said sorry anyway in the show
> Littlefinger gestured languidly. "A trade envoy from Lys once observed to me that Lord Stannis must love his daughter very well, since he'd erected hundreds of statues of her all along the walls of Dragonstone. 'My lord,' I had to tell him, "those are gargoyles.'" He chuckled.
>>222073163Margaery...
>>222073315
>>222073300Why didn't Ar Ar just ship them together, the 2010 whores would've secretly loved the incest
>>222073315BITCHfinger wouldn't ever say that anywhere near Stannis.
>>222073315I love him so much it's unreal
>>222073334he will since Dany might still lose it in the books
>>222070220more like Ba(n)e(?)lish
>>222072607By that logic, no noble house sows, their peasants do.
>>222073337>t.
>>222073382The Ironborn do not sow, period.
Melisandre is like 6'5 in the books btw
>>222073315>smug nerd talks shit about better men than himBrandon Stark should have cut this (((braavosi))) faggot in half when he had the chance, another disaster Catelyn created by forcing him to show mercy. Cat destroys everything she touches
>>222073401Wait really?Holy based.
>>222073401Stannis gets manlet mogged daily, huh?
>>222073315lol
>Brandon Stark should have cut this (((braavosi))) faggot in half when he had the chance, another disaster Catelyn created by forcing him to show mercy. Cat destroys everything she touches
Loras Tyrell?A sword swallower through and through.
>>222073402And where IS Brandon? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>222073438Loras can't be that good of a swordsman, he's been stabbing Renly for years without killing him.
>>222073438>you will never have a go at your cousinsIts quite natural.
Why does duty obsessed Stannis not have a male heir?
>>222073300>"Jon says he looks like a girl," Arya said.>Sansa sighed as she stitched. "Poor Jon," she said. "He gets jealous because he's a bastard.">"He's our brother," Arya said, much too loudly. Her voice cut through the afternoon quiet of the tower room.Sansa will be lucky if Jon and Arya don't kill her when they learn she betrayed Ned to Cersei
Where is anti AI fag when you need him?
>>222073472his wife is too ugly to arouse a man to ejaculation
>>222073472He is a faggot and he goes into his marriage bed once or twice a year as if he is marching into the battlefield.
>>222073485>Poor JonSee thats not hate!
>>222073420Stannis is the only guy at Castle Black taller than her. Meanwhile Jon is like 5'9 at best
>>222073401Ahh, they just missed the giantess fetish HBO is trying to push.
>>222073485>"Poor Jon," she said. "He gets jealous because he's a bastard."Was she wrong?
>>222073472Why hasn't Stannis, the greatest military commander in Westeros, ever won a land battle against a peer opponent?
>>222073464Brandon is probably in Westerosi heaven.Meanwhile, Littlefinger got his throat slit by a little girl while crying like a bitch and is in HELL lmao>SHANSHA PLEA...ACK!
>>222073512He certainly isn't over 6'5". Robert himself was about that height and Stannis isn't taller than him
>>222073485>"Poor Jon," she said. "He gets jealous because he's a bastard."but he is their cousin in reality
>>222073472His wife is ugly and he fucks Melisandre instead.
>>222073524>treecuck>in heavenHe got consumed by demonic hivemind, the remains of his consciousness watching beautiful rapes for all eternity.
>>222073523>peer opponentattacking the fortified capital of Westeros by sea is hardby the time he fought the NORFmen half his army had deserted him
>>222073402>"A fool I may be, Stark … yet I'm still here, while your brother has been moldering in his frozen grave for some fourteen years now. If you are so eager to molder beside him, far be it from me to dissuade you, but I would rather not be included in the party, thank you very much."
Is hotd so bad you guys are talking about unfinished books?
>>222073542Oh shit you're right LMAOStarknigger goes to the tree demons and Baelish cried while bleeding out and going to hell.>>222073552>burned to a crisp by Wildfire>moldering in a grave?
>>222073555yes
>>222073524>Brandon in heavenHe is roasting in hell like his father... who already got roasted before dying LMFAO>show faggotry I accept your defeat.
>>222073552>I would rather not be included in the partyAs if anyone would invite that square.
>>222073506Renly was the queer deer.
>>222073579Book Renly wasn't queer. Stannis, though, he was asexual alright.
>>222073528She's not actually 6'5, just very tall for a woman.
>>222073464living in Valhalla, looking on with pride at his family and his many bastards. Meanwhile Cuckfinger has no legacy, lives his life seething about Ned fucking Catelyn every day, and will die a bitch>He walked along outside the walls. "I used to dream of it, in those years after Cat went north with Eddard Stark. In my dreams it was ever a dark place, and cold.">"No. It was always warm, even when it snowed. Water from the hot springs is piped through the walls to warm them, and inside the glass gardens it was always like the hottest day of summer."dude literally coped that Cat was miserable and cold at Winterfell, meanwhile she's in her nice heated bedroom begging Ned and the Gods for another Stark son while being plapped
>>222073588>book Renly wasn't queerI'm pretty sure he was.
>living in Valhalla, looking on with pride at his family and his many bastards. Meanwhile Cuckfinger has no legacy, lives his life seething about Ned fucking Catelyn every day, and will die a bitch
>>222073604>Su-surely Cat is miserable and will come to live with me in the nice weather!>meanwhile, Cat is being VIGOROUSLY PLOWED by BIG NORFMAN COCK in a nice heated and walled off gardenHoly FUCK LMAO
>>222073604>living in ValhallaSee>>222073542
>>222073588It’s been so long since I’ve read Clash of Kings but i think GRRM implied Renly was fooling around with Loras. The show was more graphic because HBO.
>tfw a disgusting n*rfman '''female''' tries to seduce you
>>222073651>"A year ago I was scheming to make the girl Robert's queen," Renly said, "but what does it matter? The boar got Robert and I got Margaery. You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid.">"In your bed she's like to die that way."
>>222073552LF is alive, but not matter how much power and gold he gets he'll never get a crumb of Cat's pussy. He's the Braavosi Bobby B
>>222073604>Lord Paramount of the Trident>Lord Regent of the Vale>Soon to be Lord Protector of the North"Well, would you look at that Brandon? You are dead, your father's dead, your sister is dead, your brother is dead, your bethrothed and your brother's wife is dead, your sister-in-law is dead, your nephews are dead, your niece is in my pocket and I hold the castles of all your lived ones. "
>>222072909jace bros...
>>222073651He is gay, he’s just not the effeminate faggot that he is in the show. Book Renly would have managed to do his duty and get Marg pregnant, of that I have no doubt.
They're cutting the shepherd form HotD, right?
>>222073670LF has Cat's daughter instead...
>>222073664Sansa is so HOT
>>222073548Achually Stannis is a worthless military commander because he mucked up fantasy Gallipoli. If that was me in that situation the peerless intellect and cold calculating logic I'm endowed with would have predicted all the Lannister/Tyrell wheezes.
>>222073401>Edric Storm POV
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure.>Her cunt became the world.>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.
>>222073684we have no idea. but the chances are it gets combined to some existing character like nettles was
>>222073685and he'll never get a crumb of Shansha pussy either lmao, not unless he pulls a Ramsay and rapes her
>>222073690>Sansa is supposed to be a 10/10 in the books>Sophie Turner is like 5/10what were they thinking
>>222073699>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.
>>222073715>Arya is a mirror image of Lyanna>Rhaegar brought the realm to ruin for a goblinTruly the maddest Targ of them all.
>>222073723>like a constipated fat man straining to shit.that exact line completely obliterated my immersion and made me look away from the book. what the FUCK was Martin thinking? what was his editor thinking?
>>222073754He’d had more than a few fire peppers that day, our dear George.
>>222073709Pusshy... the only pusshy he wantsh are the Sheven Kingdomsh and he already hash three
>>222073767he's got 2, and he'll never get the 3rd
>The king eats, they say, and the Hand takes the shit>The eunuch turned his back on the steel-tipped rain, lowered his trousers, squatted, and shat in the direction of the city>They said Lord Tywin loved gold most of all; he even shit gold, she heard one squire jest>My father's smiths shit better steel.">"I went to them when my father died," he confessed, "but they shat on me, and said I was no blood of theirs."> A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold.>The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.>They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit>I shit better men than you.">Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.
Tyrion is a Targaryen.
>>222073637>So when they had finished, Ned rolled off and climbed from her bed, as he had a thousand times before.>Her loins still ached from the urgency of his lovemaking. It was a good ache. She could feel his seed within her. She prayed that it might quicken there. It had been three years since Rickon. She was not too old. She could give him another son.meanwhile LF is in King's Landing coping and seething that actually she's miserable and just really want's to be with a Braavosi manlet
>>222073822poopy funny lol
Dorne and the Iron Islands may be the only places Baelish may have little to no leverage over. However, for the latter... if Euron dies, maybe he can take the captive Asha and Theon as exchanges for their fealty.
>>222073843i appreciate the fact you dislike Cuckfinger but i really don't want a mental image of Sean Bean humping Catelyn
>>222073822Why does this FAT FUCK like SHIT so much?
>>222073819He already all but has the third
>>222073861>Iron Islesno one wants to rule those SHITTY fucking islandsin fact, the rest of Westeros should join forces and just genocide all those gay little freaks
>the leaks for episode 6 are so bad it killed HotD postingSara Hess sisters...not like this...
>>222073886What is HotD? Is it some porno? We have more important things to discuss like feces and Littlefinger fingering Westeros' arshe
Guys... what if... what if Brandon RAPED Littlefinger?Maybe that's why Littlefinger HATES him so much?Maybe his nickname 'littlefinger' is because he has a chode?
i propose hotd be taken off the title and nobody ever knowingly mention that trash ever again
Only Lysa fucked Littlefinger, nobody else.
>>222073968No, I did too.
>>222073968Jeyne Poole probably gave him a blowjob as part of her "training"
>>222073976Hi Sansa!
>>222070220egg is icsh
Imagine if Cersei and Margaery rubbed their pussies together haha
>>222073864>A THOUSAND TIMES BEFOREgood ol Ned Stark, just doing his duty
Westeros kneels before the Valechad Braavosi.
WTF did he mean by this
so when is the Shepard going to appear?
>>222074055he's not
>>222074048he is obviously a tft player
>>222074048that he is a brainlet
>They turned Gwayne into a homolmao
>>222074015And STILL her mind regularly turned to how Brandon was taller, stronger and more handsome.
>>222071842i need her to give me neck
>>222070900The truth Is that Jaime was soft retconned between book 2 and 3 from a straight villain to a grey anti-villain. The earliest form of the ASOIAF plot had him usurping the Throne too. The whole sitting on the Throne moment is a remnant of his original character route that hardly fit his post ASOS persona
>>222074092I'm fucking mad bro Gwayne was literally the only good and based person in hotd since the fall of Beesbury and they pull this shit.
>marrying Catelyn Tully I would rather throw myself from the parapets
>>222074126Show Cat you mean, book cat was hotter than cersei
>>222074145Both.
>>222074117The best part is we were actually right about Black Aly shooting Criston but they managed to outdo themselves with homo Gwayne lmaoAt this point I'm fully expecting these kikes to write Alicent throwing Helaena and Jaehaera out the window like some anons also meme'd kek.
>>222073861And for the former, he can get Myrcella and Trystane who are currently travelling from Sunspear to KL
>>222074126Book Cat is a bitch but is loyal and will be preoccupied with giving you sons
>>222072909>The only greenfag character portrayed in a full positive way is a faggot that wants to molest DaeronOf course
>>222073840Tyrion is Castor and Pollux.
>>222074236I'd rather be flayed by Ramsay than have to tolerate a single night in the presence of Catelyn Tully, book or show.
>>222074264Why?
>>222073420All Baratheons are canonically very tall
>>222074224>The best part is we were actually right about Black Aly shooting CristonI don't think that's really bad because her archers kept the tully army alive during the last fight and that way they don't have to cast another actor.>At this point I'm fully expecting these kikes to write Alicent throwing Helaena and Jaehaera out the windowThat was a real possibility but now Alicent is going to harrenhall to kill Aemond lmao.
>>222074277Insufferable cunt.
>>222070220Someone explain me where is Cole in this map?So, Oscar Tully sits in front of burned bridge and complains Cole has destroyed bridge and tells his lord to take 100 fastest riders and travel to Stony Step so secure bridge head.Then Cole follows him through the wilderness?So, why they are trying cross the Trident or the Blackwater Rush
>Maester Aemon, I'm the Great Other
>>222074326Stop looking at maps
>>222071146>leave your evil mom, autistic schizo sis, jock brother and start a new dynasty with a cute mommy gf in your own haunted castlefor the first time in cinematic history chuds won
>>222074373it will get moon tea'd dw
>>222074326>Not a single river descending from the litterally Mountain Kingdom>Half of the rivers in the mape came northwars from the swampy lowlands so they are litterally defying physicsPeak Martin worldbuilding skills
>>222074326Close to the Stoney Sept near the Blackwater Ruch, they traveled south from Harrenhal alongside the God's Eye western shore hoping to get to Tumbleton(southwest of Kingslanding) where Ormund is.
>>222071146>Catelyn (book Alicent descendant)>Jon (Rhaenyra descendant)Oh shit its almost too perfect if you think about it
>>222074454>>222074454
>bully rhae for being a woman>bully daeron for being mixed race>bully gwayne for being gaywhat the fuck is his problem
>>222073143Hopefully they give the giants and mammoths some heavy chainmail or something so they don’t get obliterated by archer spam.
>>222074474Why the hell is he bullying his cousin for having traditional hightower colouring?It's like a blonde Baratheon forcing his black haired ward to use blond hair dye.
>>222074055SOON
>>222073524Littlefinger will win in the books
>>222073485You know I bet Ned could have made Catelyn keep quiet about who Jon really is. This is just so she doesn’t seethe at him but she doesn’t have to raise her sister in laws son. Even a drunk retard like Robert wouldn’t kill Lyanna’s son that’s being raised as a bastard.
>>222075301
Are we going to miss Cole when he's gone?
>>222074145No she wasn’t. Jaime would rather glaze the blackfish than give attention to Lysa or Cat.
>>222074145>book cat was hotter than cerseiTo be fair, 99% of the women in the books are described as being sex on legs.
